Chapter Eighty-Six: James Bond?
Not to mention the big cities, especially this kind of first-tier cities, whether in terms of prosperity, or from the perspective of security, it is undoubtedly very suitable for people's lives, of course, there is another problem, that is, these big cities in the prefecture are not hazy, and everyone does not have to wear PM2.5 masks every day, like a donkey.
Therefore, the big city is generally safe, because at this time, a large group of Yin soldiers have appeared on the street outside the restaurant, and these Yin soldiers are still gathering over, and the sound should have surrounded the restaurant.
"Listen, those who are inside, lay down your arms, come out and surrender, do not resist needlessly, you have the right to remain silent, and what you say will be used as evidence in court......"
I squirted directly on the horse, and a mouthful of water was sprayed on the opposite side of Xiao Rou's face without wasting a, Xiao Rou looked at me with a resentful face, and her eyes were full of the light of pity.
I suspect that the lord of this great city is a person who has been to the world, and he has also been to Lao Tzu's hometown - the great China.
I had such an expression, but everyone didn't know what was going on in my heart, so they were all thinking about what was going on with the Yin soldiers who suddenly appeared outside.
"You can't be here to catch us, are you?" Liu stammered and poked his head out to look out, lewdly like a voyeur.
"Probably yes. I pursed my lips and took a hard puff of my cigarette, then stuffed the remaining half of the box of cigarettes on the table into my pocket, and then looked over to Xiao Rou on the other side and looked out.
Nima, the efficiency of the underworld, or the efficiency of this big city, is high, if it weren't for the fact that there is no 4G or 5G network in the underworld, I would even suspect that someone had called the police with a mobile phone.
"Guapi, what are you doing with us?" Liu stammered and jumped up, and even his not very authentic dialect came out in a hurry.
"Because the king of apes killed a rich second generation. I rubbed my chin and looked out, but my mind was already spinning rapidly.
According to the shouts of the Yin soldiers outside, coupled with the current formation of these Yin soldiers, and the speed of such a fast police dispatch here, no matter from which point you look at it, there is a strong smell of the world here. So, I doubt the origin of this city, or the origin of the city's administrators.
"The rich second generation, we have also slaughtered the rich generation, why didn't we see such a group of melons cowardly arresting Lao Tzu at that time?" Liu stammered and pouted, and even the wolf bow in his hand trembled.
Everyone is also calm, in fact, everyone's thoughts are similar, just killing someone, and he is still a high-flying and domineering goods, it should not reach the level of alarming the government, right?
Therefore, everyone turned their heads to look at the restaurant, the meaning was obvious, they didn't believe what I said, they thought that these Yin soldiers were other people who came to arrest them.
"There are masters in this restaurant!" the ape king stood up with a snort, staring at the people in the restaurant with blazing eyes.
Nima, you can't be a bodhisattva who has committed another crime, right? Look at that expression and that righteousness, this is to see righteousness and courage.
It's a pity that the Ape King has just jumped up with a righteous body, and the voice outside the restaurant has already remembered again.
"Please don't be impulsive, don't hurt the hostages inside, as long as you are willing to cooperate with us, surrender your weapons and surrender, we will give you leniency. The person who spoke even grabbed a horn in his hand, and his eyes were also staring at the restaurant, to be precise, he should be staring at the king of apes.
"Are they talking about me?" the Ape King looked out in confusion, then at me, and finally his gaze fell on Liu's stammering body.
"Yes, they told you to surrender your weapons. ”
It's over, it's broken.
In just an instant, I was already rushing towards the Ape King. That is, when I just rushed out, the Ape King had already raised his eyes, and then the light in his hand flashed, and the black and red Aotian had appeared in the Ape King's hand with a bang, and a roar came out of his mouth.
Surrender the weapon and surrender, these two requirements are undoubtedly very "exciting" for the ape king, I even suspect that the ape king should be able to accept this kind of thing of surrender, but the matter of handing over the weapon is definitely not acceptable to the ape king, after all, the ape king really loves his stick too much, even beyond the scope of love.
I slapped the ape king on the mouth, and finally held the roar in the ape king's mouth before the ape king's roar broke out, so the ape king could only stare angrily at the red eyes and the yin soldiers outside the restaurant with bulging cheeks, like an angry bullfrog.
"Don't scream, don't scream!" I stared at the Ape King, and only slowly released my palm after making sure that the Ape King had finally heard me.
"Why?" said the Ape King, apparently not asking me why I couldn't scream, but why I couldn't go out and fight.
I cleared my throat, straightened my clothes, and then walked calmly towards the outside of the restaurant, and when I approached the door, I turned back and smiled at everyone.
"I decided, surrender. I looked at the crowd and said with a serious face.
I clearly saw that everyone was staggering, and even Tsing Yi was holding two empty chopsticks towards his mouth, not knowing that the dishes on the chopsticks had already fallen on the table.
So, everyone rushed out, but when they passed by me, they all whispered, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation." ”
As a result, half-eaten market meals instantly turned into prison meals.
This is not the saddest thing, the saddest thing is that there are obviously several people who are locked up with us, and they are all in a nine-fold fate.
When I played big, I was already aware of this problem when I saw these masters of the Nine Realms of Destiny.
The prison is the same prison, but just look at the fact that these masters of the Nine Realms of Destiny are serving their sentences here, Made, this prison is definitely not an ordinary prison, otherwise, these masters of the Nine Realms of Destiny will never stay here so obediently, it is estimated that they would have blown up and run out of the prison long ago.
This is undoubtedly unfortunate, but the good thing in the misfortune is that we are still in a cell.
Everyone stared at me with fiery eyes, especially the three women, who were about to burst into their eyes. There was no way, after the handcuffs were put on, we found a problem, Made, our cultivation was all restricted. Whether it is strength, spiritual power, or spiritual sense, they are all restricted, that is to say, we are now a standard ordinary person, and anyone who comes to the mortal realm can torture us to death.
"Hey, will you pick the lock?" I cast a hopeful look at Tsing Yi, I have learned a lot of bells and whistles all my life, maybe I can do this thing of sliding the door and picking the lock.
"No, it won't. ”
"You can't pick the lock?"
"I always thought I wouldn't need it at all, but who knew I ran into you. Tsing Yi glared at me with slanted eyes.
Grass! The chain will drop when it is critical.
"Hey, anyone? I have something to report!" I had no choice but to shout at the jailer standing at the door, and a vulgar scene began in an instant.
The jailer walked over, banging the bars of the cell with a wooden stick in his hand, and swearing and swearing in his mouth.
"You kid be honest, when you enter here, you have to coil Lao Tzu if it's a dragon, and you have to lie down if it's a tiger, and then call Lao Tzu on a horse, and Lao Tzu will let you taste the pain of skin and flesh first. ”
"Hey, cell boss, I'm actually an undercover agent. "I decided to keep it up and leave him in the dark, so that I could see the people above, otherwise I guess even this weak-looking jailer would be able to torture us half to death.
"Are you undercover? Lao Tzu or Lord Yama? The jailer seemed to be suddenly interested, pouted and sarcastically reckless, but did not leave, but looked at me with interest, as if waiting for me to continue acting.
"Really, I'm codenamed 007. "I continued to fool.
"007?" the jailer looked at me, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, although it was only a fleeting moment, but it was still completely captured by me, a person with a heart.
There is a door, this guy seems to know a little 007 problem, since he can know this codename, then it means that this jailer is likely to know some things in the world, after all, I have never heard of a 007 code name here in the underworld.
"Yes, James Bond, I am. I quickly pointed to my chest and said with a smile.
"James Bond, why does it sound so much like selling pork?"
If 007 knew that someone was saying this about him, I don't know if he would dive into the Thames and drown himself or carry a bazooka to the jailer, of course, if he also had to come to the underworld.
"I'm a master of fate, and I'm a very tall one. I raised an eyebrow at the jailer.
"Hey, master, you'd better be honest and be a master inside. The jailer glanced at me, seemed to lose interest in continuing the conversation, turned around and walked towards the door of the cell.
"Hey, hey, cell boss, little brother has something good here. I hurriedly greeted him, and then looked at the jailer who was about to leave with a flattering expression.
Made, think about yourself, the master of fate, at a high-spirited age, actually played himself a criminal, and now he has to be flattering to the jailer, at this moment, I really want to give myself two big mouths, and directly suck myself to death here. And, thinking about my identity as a police officer in the world, I feel that this moment will become a stain on my life.