Chapter 586: Play with me, Yin will kill you
Let's go, who made Chen Daguan a person who likes to be reasonable, so he had no choice but to say: "Then rape classmate, I'll invite you to dinner! Just eat rape!"
"But, Chen Lingjun, people want to eat braised pork!" said rape aggrievedly.
"Do you want ham sausages, add two more eggs!" Chen Ling said in a strange manner.
"That's the best! I like ham!" said Rape excitedly.
Chen Ling: "......"
In the school cafeteria, Chen Ling opened his eyes, he had always thought that Erxi was the most edible of all the people he knew, but now, he finally saw what he could eat better than him, that is, the delicate and elegant Si Swenwen in front of him, who didn't seem to eat more than a cat.
Chen Ling watched as the rape classmate solved a braised pork, a beef brisket, only roasted duck legs, two chicken wings, a ham sausage, two salted duck eggs, plus two barbecued pork buns, three taels of rice, and a stewed soup.
"Rape classmate, where did you come from? Did you have a famine?" Chen Ling asked in shock, if she took such a woman, she would be eaten into a poor egg sooner or later, especially looking at her ruthlessness in biting ham sausages, oh my mother, my old heart is cold!
"Japan!" replied to him, squeezing two words out of his mouth.
"Hmm, aren't you a Sino-Korean exchange student?" asked Chen Ling suspiciously.
The rape classmate finally swallowed the food in his mouth, maybe there was some goods in his stomach, and he spoke a little louder, "Who said I was an exchange student? I am an international student! I voluntarily came to study in China!"
"Oh!" Chen Ling replied stunned, and then asked deliberately disgustingly: "You are not afraid of dying if you eat like this?"
The rape classmate smiled, "Chen Lingjun, you really like to joke, fall to death, crash to death, poison, die of illness, jump into the river to death, and be killed...... I've seen all the people who died, but if you want to say that they died, I really don't eat or study!"
"Oh, it seems that the rape classmate is quite lonely and unheard, come, I'll tell you a secret!" Chen Lingshen beckoned to her mysteriously.
"What's the secret?" asked Rape curiously.
"I've heard that the cook in this cafeteria is quite busy!"
"Chen Lingjun, what kind of secret are you talking about, there are so many people who come to eat in this canteen, they must be busy!" said Rape with a sudden loss of interest.
"In addition to being busy with the kitchen, they also have to help the school!" Chen Ling continued.
"Cooking for the students at the school, isn't that a help to the school?"
"I'm talking about the heavy lifting!"
"Hehe, you're talking about moving rice, meat, vegetables or something, right?"
"I'm talking about the meat in the dissection room!"
"Dissection room?" Rape's expression froze, and his stomach began to churn a little.
"Well, the teachers in our school are all scholars and talents, and there are few who have the strength, and it is good to have fresh or fresh corpses, so they have to call these round-shouldered cooks in the cafeteria to help!"
"Uh!" the rape made a sound that resembled fullness and retching.
"Rape classmate, do you think there are some cooks who are more perverted and didn't carry the corpse back to the autopsy building, but carried it to the kitchen for reprocessing?" Chen Ling said curiously.
"Uh!" Rape made another sound uncontrollably.
"By the way, rape classmate, do you say that this processed meat is the same color as the brisket you just ate?" Chen Ling said and took a toothpick, and pointed to the plate that originally contained the beef brisket, but now there was only a little brown leftovers left, "Well, I guess this is the color, and that's the meat soaked in formalin in the autopsy building....... Rape-san, hey, where are you going?"
"Vomit-vomit-vomit-" Outside the cafeteria, the shocking vomiting sound of rape students came again and again.
Eating in the cafeteria, the students looked sideways.
"Ah, rape classmate, what's wrong with you? you can't have it, right?" Chen Ling shouted as he ran over.
The classmates who were looking sideways at the rape widened their eyes, with a look of pity on their faces, they were so careless, how could they be so careless!
At this time, Chen Ling had already run to Rape's side, patted her on the back, and said in a low voice: "Rapemate, I was talking about playing just now, how can there be such a perverted cook, but in the third class just now, I did see them go to the anatomy building, I think, they should wash their hands before cutting meat and cooking, you can rest assured!"
"Vomit-vomit-vomit-"
"Rape-classmate, you vomit so much!" Chen Ling looked at her sympathetically, and then asked in a low voice with great concern: "Do you have tissues?"
Rape vomited again and again, raised a pack of tissues in his hand, and didn't have time to take care of him.
Chen Ling continued to ask, as if suffering from a choice, "Do you have tissues?" "Why don't I go buy you a pack of tissues?" "I'll go buy you a pack of tissues, okay?" "I'll buy you a bundle ........of tissues?" "Shall I buy you a tissue?"
The rape, who was extremely uncomfortable, was finally annoyed by him Tang Seng, lost his ladylike dignity, and yelled at him: "I have it, I have it, I have it, can't you see it?"
"Wow~~~" The students who were eating in the cafeteria couldn't help but shout loudly when they heard this, there is, you still say it so loudly, you don't want to live anymore?
Seeing the surprised and pitiful expressions of her classmates, Rape finally came back to his senses, and his eyes were full of resentment and glared at Chen Ling.
Chen Ling winked at her innocently, and said confidently: "Rape classmate, you don't have to be so grateful to me, we are classmates, we should be friendly and take care of each other! Look at you, what are you crying about?"
Rape sniffed, wiped her tears, and was about to barely squeeze out the usual smile on her face, but found that those students were pointing at her with strange eyes, whispering, and talking, and finally couldn't hang up, covered their faces and ran away.
Chen Ling shook three times in one step, followed slowly behind, and hummed a small tune with great interest, "If you call me to come~~~~~ who doesn't want to come~~~~~ Wang Ba Lizi is not willing to come~~~, the walls of your house are high~~~~, and there are forts built everywhere, ~~~~~, I'm afraid that your father will put that foreign cannon ~~~~~!"
He only saw this minor key once on TV, but he wrote it down word for word, with tones and tones, and if the memory of this reading book was so good, it would not be rectified.