On the earth, the sun is shining, and it is noon.

The dog was on the sofa at Xiang Bei's house, falling asleep with the remote control, and he had been following Xiang Bei for the past few days, for fear that Xiang Bei would run away by himself.

Xiang Bei's mother came back with two watermelons, Xiang Bei took them and put them on the table: "Mom, you went to the field to pick watermelons at noon, aren't you hot?"

Mother said that the family is gone. You can't live without watermelon in summer.

Xiang Bei took one, put it in cold water and was about to cut it, but his mother stopped him: "Wait until your brother gets up and cut it." ”

Xiang Bei looked back at the dog egg and said no, the dog egg likes to eat ice, just cut it and put it in the refrigerator for him. Saying that, cut it with a knife.

Cut the watermelon, handed it a piece to his mother, and then suddenly sighed.

His mother asked him what was wrong?

Xiang Bei said: "I don't seem to have anything to do at home, I've been there for almost half a year, and it's only been seven days here, Mom, you said that if I stay for ten days, will a year pass over there?"

"Are you afraid that Chu will run away with others?" Xiang Bei told his mother about the things over there, so his mother knew about it.

Xiang Bei said: "I'm afraid that she won't have an idea if the fight starts." And to be honest, I want to come back every day over there, but when I come back, I find that I remember that there every day. It's like those things are mine, and I'm responsible for them. ”

"Do you still fight and kill every day?"

"I mainly use my brains and fight with others. ”

"You still have a brain?"

Mom's words, Xiang Beibei blows, sure enough, all mothers in the world are the same. My mother continued to count: "If you have a brain, you won't even be able to graduate from junior high school? ”

"I'm not bragging, I'm stupid, and the people over there are even more stupid. ”

"So the crossing is tailor-made for you uneducated youth?"

"Maybe" Xiang Bei was actually quite speechless at this time, and the blows came one after another.

His mother told him, "If you think about it, go back, look at the village, there are no young people." You stay there for ten years, and I don't necessarily have a year on my side, I don't want you. ”

"But I miss home. ”

"Young people's careers are important, what kind of home do you want, look at your second uncle's boy, he only goes home once in three years. People have houses, cars, and daughters-in-law, and then look at the little cub behind our house, farming at home, pedaling a three-wheeled leash and a cow every day, not as unproductive as you who write novels. Go back early, don't go back late, people don't need you. ”

Xiang Bei nodded: "Go back, go back early, but I don't know why to go back, I study and study at night, maybe I won't wake up tomorrow, that is, I will go back, Mom, don't worry." ”

"No hurry, no rush at all. ”

After the mother finished speaking, the dog suddenly jumped up from the sofa: "Brother, are you leaving?"

"You may not be able to go back, but you can get in the car in the evening and get ready to go, maybe we can go." I dreamed of Xiang Nan last night, and I doubt that he can take me back from the dream. You go home and talk to your mom. ”

"No, I said it earlier, and I put away all the furballs I brought. I'm ready to go. ”

Dogan looked expectant, and at this moment the doorbell rang: "Hello, courier." ”

Xiang Bei ran out to get the package back, and the dog munched on the watermelon and asked what was it?

Xiang Bei took a key to cut open the box and grabbed a handful of spirit runes: "I bought it on Taobao, and it was produced by Sanxian Mountain." Specially for the world's entry into the WTO for casual cultivation, I wholesaled a box. ”

The dog looked suspicious, grabbed a stick in his face, and then learned to jump up as a zombie, and asked as he jumped: "Brother, is this how you use it?"

"Get out" Xiang Bei grabbed back the spirit rune and told him that Taoism asks a lot, and it is impossible to use the spirit rune if you don't recite the heart mantra. If anyone could use it, would the underworld still use knives to cut people, and would the police still use guns to enforce the law?

Goudan asked him when he learned to use this, but he hadn't seen him go up the mountain to learn art.

Xiang Bei said that he was self-taught, and he used to specialize in Oriental Xianxia, so he didn't know how to write a book, thinking that writing a book would depend on editing?

Goudan squatted down: "Brother, I finally know why your book can't be sold, because you are too serious." Write online articles with a serious attitude, you are looking for death. ”

Xiang Bei didn't reason with him about this, he didn't understand.

......

Xiang Bei finally asked Goudan to go to the city to pick up his parents, and then the two cooks worked together to prepare a large table in the afternoon. When Xiang Bei's father came back from the factory, he started eating.

On the table, Xiang Bei looked like he was going to go far away, and said a bunch of sensational words, but found that no one paid attention to him.

Xiang Bei asked himself if what he said was not good?

The dog mother said: "You have been gone for half a year, it is very hard, but we have only been here for a week, and I really can't find the feeling of traveling thousands of miles, so don't be sensational, we really can't get into the play." You two go over there and take care, Xiaobei, you take care of your brother, this guy is prone to trouble, you look at him. Don't worry about it at home, maybe when you come back, the summer hasn't passed yet. Don't talk about that, just do a good job of the two of you, don't embarrass us earthlings. We wish you all a pleasant journey. ”

A group of people raised their glasses and began to eat and drink. Xiang Bei also understood that it seemed that it was indeed redundant for him to remember, and the time here was too weird over there.

A group of people added hairballs, got together a bunch of food and drink, and a large table of sumptuous dishes, so that everyone could eat to their heart's content.

After eating, the dog's mother asked the hairball to put away his son and see how to collect it herself.

The furball slapped on the furry belly, and the black whirlpool reappeared, and then looked at the dog.

The dog asked if it wouldn't let itself drill like this, would it?

Furball nodded?

Dogan stuck his head in: "It's too small in here, and the head can't get in." ”

As soon as the dog finished speaking, suddenly the whole person turned into a red light, and all of them got into it, and the hairball returned to its original state.

Xiang Bei asked it to let people out, as long as they could go in.

The hairball shook his head and turned into the black and white light point and flew into Xiang Bei's body.

What does this mean when the dog mother asks?

Xiang Bei said: "Maybe the hairball feels something, I'm leaving, I'll go back to bed by myself, and you still have to move me." ”

After Xiang Bei finished speaking, he ran to the bedroom, but before he could run two steps, suddenly a thunderclap sounded outside, and he fell to the ground and fainted.

A few people in the house looked at each other, and the dog's mother said, "Is there such a big movement in the crossing?

The dog's mother went to shake Xiang Bei, but Xiang Bei didn't move. The two fathers rolled up their sleeves: "Looks like we have to carry him back to the bed." ”

At this time, Xiang Bei walked in a void, and under his feet were countless stars paved with a road, a real Avenue of Stars.

Xiang Nan flew from a distance: "How is it, I feel much better this crossing, right?"

Xiang Bei nodded: "I feel much better, I am mentally prepared, what is the purpose of you letting me go home this time? I don't believe it's just family leave." ”

"It's what you just said, it's about psychology. It used to be a probationary period, and only if you go home once, and you still want to go this way, it means that you are really suitable for the Xuanyuan Continent. Actually, if you don't want to come back, I won't get you back in ten days, that's not interesting. ”

"That's right, it's pretty exquisite, but didn't the dog get in the car? You're not going to get him back, are you?"

"No, you are so good, you will run back in a hurry for four days, and the dog will reward you, and be a companion with you. ”

"And this said, I knew how good it would be for me to go to Jia Ling to accompany me. She should be willing to experience the crossing, and Reba, bring it with her. Hahaha. ”

"Who is Jia Lingreba?"

"The best beauty. ”

"You're thinking beautifully. ”

"Hehe, writing novels is about daydreaming. ”