Fang Wei's voice came slowly: "But there are many female cats near our house, in order to be responsible for you and them, I decided to take you to the pet hospital for a castration operation first, so as not to show mercy to you in the future and cause trouble to the family." ”

Artemis contracted his pupils and began to struggle desperately again, roaring in his heart: "Beasts, demons, you have no right to deprive others of sexual blessings!"

Fang Wei pretended to flip through his mobile phone and said, "I'll check the price, this operation costs 400 to 600 yuan! Do you want domestic anesthesia or foreign anesthesia? Do you want an ordinary outpatient clinic or an emergency operation?"

Artemis was inward-looking, but he still gritted his teeth and refused to speak, as a professionally trained cat agent, how could he be frightened by such simple torture to extract a confession?

Sure enough, Fang Wei said again: "Tsk, the operation fee is so expensive, the living expenses are not enough this month, so I won't take you to the pet hospital for the time being." ”

After speaking, Fang Wei left the living room and entered Uncle Sun's room, not knowing what to do.

Artemis felt a sense of relief, Dan Dan was temporarily saved, and there were plenty of opportunities to escape later, get out first and then come back to settle accounts with Fang Wei.

Fang Wei jingled and searched for a long time in Uncle Sun's room, and then brought a bunch of items and threw them in front of Artemis, including small hammers, small tweezers, small scissors, lighters, cotton swabs, trash cans, blades, alcohol lamps, medical alcohol, iodine, fine needles, silk threads, band-aids and other things.

Artemis stared at these things with wide eyes, a look of doubt in his eyes, he looked at the miscellaneous things on the ground, and then at Fang Wei, hoping that he could give himself a reasonable explanation.

Fang Wei said with a shy expression on his face, "Artemis, I will discuss something with you. I thought about it again just now, I still have to be responsible for you, since I don't have the money to go to the pet hospital, I decided to help you go castration myself.

Don't be afraid, there are tutorials on the Internet, and my hands are very steady, it shouldn't be a big problem, you have to cooperate for a while, it may be a little painful, but it's a painful thing for a lifetime, why not?"

Artemis was furious, and he struggled again, this time for real, and he almost used all his strength to feed, and the wire that bound its hands and feet was straightened, and the two wooden legs that tied the wire were rattled.

"Are you going to make trouble? Who will pay if the table is broken?" Fang Wei roared angrily.

Before Artemis could react, he felt a heavy blow to his head, which almost made him incontinent and instantly lose his ability to resist.

Artemis tried to keep himself from losing consciousness, and saw Fang Wei swinging a small hammer and roaring at him, but he couldn't hear what Fang Wei was saying, and it took him a long time to regain his hearing.

Fang Wei looked at the hammer in his hand suspiciously and said: "The Internet said that there is no anesthetic, and I will faint when I knock lightly with a small hammer, it seems that the experience on the Internet is not reliable, so I should try it a few more times." ”

(Solemn reminder: please don't experiment with your own pet cat!)

Artemis desperately widened his eyes, squeezed out tears, and pretended to be pitiful, hoping to win Fang Wei's sympathy.

Sure enough, Fang Wei glanced at him, frowned and said, "Forget it, let's knock it again later." ”

He picked up the tweezers and scissors again and said, "Let's cut the hair near first, so as not to affect the vision of the operation and not help the wound heal." ”

Fang Wei used small tweezers to pick up a strand of cat hair, cut it off and threw it into the trash, and so on repeatedly, the cold scissors cut through Artemis's little eggs from time to time.

Artemis began to struggle desperately again, and Fang Wei was dissatisfied: "Don't move! ”

Artemis stiffened, and immediately stopped struggling, tears kept coming out of his eyes, and he had already greeted Fang Wei's immediate relatives and relatives and friends ten thousand times in his heart.

Fang Wei quickly finished cutting the hair under Artimis's abdomen, got up and said, "You wait a while, I'll go disinfect and wash my hands, make the final preparations before the operation, and watch a video first if you're bored." ”

Fang Wei opened a small video of castrating a male cat and put it in front of the blue cat, and went to the bathroom.

Artemis only felt a cool breeze under his crotch, and he resisted watching the small video ten thousand times in his heart, but the tragic background music of the video was too much in line with his current mood, and the content of the video was the fate he was about to experience, so bloody and so cruel!

The short video of just 2 minutes and 14 seconds shook Artimis's will, and he had to bow his head under the low eaves, and he decisively chose the tactics of vanity and wrongdoing.

When Fang Wei, who was wearing a medical mask on his face, a cooking apron, and rubber gloves for brushing the toilet, reappeared in front of Artemis, Artemis suddenly spoke:

"Big brother, I'm convinced, just ask whatever you want!"

Fang Wei was taken aback by Artemis suddenly speaking, although he was very suspicious that this cat had extraordinary intelligence and could even speak human words, but he didn't expect Artemis to speak standard TJ words.

Fang Wei was dissatisfied: "It's TJ dialect, why not SC dialect, Hokkien dialect, Cantonese? English is also fine!"

Artemis asked with a bewildered expression, "Why can't it be TJ?"

"You don't fit the premise of a cartoon or a fantasy movie!"

"What cartoons, what magic movies? How I don't know. ”

"Forget it, you don't know. ”

"I'm a veteran cat agent who has even watched Sailor Moon, and I haven't seen any cartoons or fantasy movies. Artemis was not convinced.

"Oh~~, so you're a cat agent. Fang Wei had a suddenly realized expression on his face.

The regret in Artimis heart, how could he have been tricked out of the details just after saying a few words, he had already thought of a set of lies, but he didn't expect his identity to be exposed in less than ten sentences.

Artemis's brain was racing at high speed, and he was thinking about how to get the words back: "Don't be nervous, agent, that's what special engineers mean!"

I was hired by the City Gas Pipeline Company to investigate and inspect the use of natural gas in old residential areas, and today I happened to inspect your house and smelled signs of a gas leak, and the window happened to be open, so I rushed in, which is really embarrassing.

However, you are so unfriendly, illegally detaining employees of state-owned enterprises, and also subjecting them to corporal persecution, which is to bear legal responsibility, I advise you to let me go as soon as possible. ”

Fang Wei frowned and said, "I'm so scared, is what you said true?" But your nose seems to have a problem, this old community is not connected to natural gas, and my home is an induction cooker, I don't know where the smell of natural gas you smell comes from?"

Artemis was dumbfounded, and said to himself, "You poor ghost, who knew that this broken community doesn't even have natural gas." ”

"Well, yes, our company is preparing to renovate the old community and lay a gas pipeline here, so we sent me to the site to investigate. ”

Fang Wei touched his chin and said, "This is also a reasonable explanation, but after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm, how can you explain this?"

Artemis blinked his eyes and said sincerely: "Young man, your knowledge is too shallow, in fact, I am not a real cat, I am a new generation of artificial intelligence products - cat-type odor tracking and identification, I am very expensive, as long as you let me go, our company will give you a lot of compensation." ”

Fang Wei shook his head and said: "I still think you are suspicious, forget it, I'll call 110, let the police comrades take you away, and save trouble." ”

Artemis was shocked that he couldn't fall into the hands of the state, and just because he could speak, he would be dismantled by the research institute for research.

Artemis said in a deep voice, "Don't call the police, can I redeem my freedom with money?"

Fang Wei became more and more curious about the origin of this blue cat, and he decided to find out this matter thoroughly, so as not to worry about himself.

Fang Wei sat opposite the blue cat and said, "I'm not interested in money, I just want to know the truth." ”

"Isn't a million yuan enough to soothe your curiosity?" the blue cat roared.

If it had been a day ago, Fang Wei might have succumbed to money, but now that he is worth close to 20 million, a mere 1 million is not enough for him to dispel his curiosity about a talking cat.

"Just one million, you want to buy back your freedom, you underestimate your own value too much, right?" Fang Wei put on a greedy face.

The blue cat gritted his teeth and said, "Don't be too greedy, that's the salary I have worked hard for ten years plus the income from my part-time job, aren't you still satisfied?"

"A British shorthair cat that can speak human language, if it is auctioned publicly, it should be no problem to sell it for 5 million, right?"

Artemis nodded helplessly, he also admitted this fact, those cute cats and dogs that have millions of views on video software at every turn, just vaguely barking at their mother or making sounds similar to human language, will be praised by those idiot humans.

"And how do you think I can get my freedom back?"

Fang Wei Zhengse said: "I need your sincerity, I want to know who you are, where you come from, what are you doing at my house? ”

The blue cat hesitated for a moment and said, "If I tell you the whole truth, can you swear to let me go?"

Fang Wei pursed his lips and said, "Don't lie to me and swear first, I have to judge whether to let you go according to your purpose, in case you want to harm me or destroy the earth, how can you let me let you go?"

The blue cat gritted its teeth and said, "I swear I won't hurt you, and I don't want to destroy the earth, can't you trust me once?"

Fang Wei shook his head and said, "No, I am a principled person. ”

The blue cat glared angrily at Fang Wei's eyes, and Fang Wei also looked back at the blue cat viciously, and one person and one cat were in a stalemate.

Cats only need to blink three times a minute, and people need to blink fifteen times a minute, so Fang Wei and the blue cat are not dominant in glaring at each other like this.

How could Fang Wei easily lose to a cat, he held his eyelids stubbornly, and wanted to use his "stunning" gaze to suppress the blue cat's last trace of resistance, so that he would completely surrender to his feet.

A minute and a half later, Fang Wei's eyes were bloodshot, he was still gritting his teeth and insisting, the blue cat was no better than him, and big tears flowed down.

"Haha, you blink first! You lose, let's be honest about your purpose!"