Chapter 11: The Nether Idol
Facing the ape demon that appeared in the mirror, Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an were dumbfounded, but on the contrary, Luo Xiaojuan was full of worship-
"Hee-hee, let me tell you, the male protagonist of this drama is called Ape Hero! He is the second super idol on the Netherworld fan popularity list, second only to the No. 1 black fat group, and he is a super fan!
Wow! Look how strong he is, he can easily toss and turn in the woods by holding on to the vines, so handsome!
I saw Luo Xiaojuan looking at the ape in the mirror and screaming with a on her face.
"What? The number one black fat combination?"
As soon as he heard Luo Xiaojuan say this, Si Bi'an next to him seemed to remember something, spit out the chicken leg in his mouth, leaned to the side and whispered to him:
"Brother Jiu, isn't the Black Fat Combo the same team we met when we came to school......
"I remember...... The three black-haired boars dancing the hula ......"
Fan Tianjiu nodded to Si Bi'an, and then frowned and said to me Luo Xiaojuan:
"Hey, girl, I found that there is really something wrong with the aesthetic taste of these brainless fans in the underworld......
Why is it that your idols are either wild boars or monkeys? Could it be that the entertainment industry in this underworld is controlled by the Safari Park?"
Luo Xiaojuan frowned when she heard this, looked at Fan Tianjiu and said:
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean, shouldn't a little girl like you be powdered with some white and beautiful little fresh meat?
Fan Tianjiu asked strangely.
"Cut! How can the little fresh meat be as handsome as my ape hero!"
Luo Xiaojuan pursed her lips disdainfully and said excitedly:
"Let me tell you, our ape hero is not only physically strong, but also has special abilities!
Did you know that in this drama, our ape hero has the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a leopard, and the strength of a bear.
Whenever the heroine is attacked by a wild beast, he will roar - dynamic light wavesββ! give me power! I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan posing excitedly.
"Alright, alright, Xiaojuan, don't get too excited, come over and have a good meal!"
Looking at the passionate Luo Xiaojuan, Ji Xuelan next to her grabbed her with a smile and dragged her back to the table.
And Luo Xiaojuan, who sat back at the table, continued to explain excitedly while putting vegetables in her mouth:
"Let me tell you, as long as the ape hero shouts like this, the chakra in his body will explode violently in an instant!
And his body will become as soft as rubber, at this time, as long as he throws out his arm and sends out a Diamond Star Punch, he can knock the opponent down in an instant, that posture is really super handsome!"
Speaking of this, I saw Guo Xiaojuan sigh and then said:
"Alas...... Unfortunately, his anomalous abilities only last three minutes on Earth, and he is allergic to a stone called Krypton. β
"Well, it seems that this ape hero is indeed a great god, but why does this plot sound so familiar......"
Fan Tianjiu muttered a few words, and then opened his mouth to ask:
"Hey, girl, does this ape hero have seven children with gourds on their heads as assistants, and his main opponents are a scorpion and a snake?"
Luo Xiaojuan suddenly jumped when she heard this, and said in surprise:
"Huh, Xiao Jiujiu, have you also watched this show? But the seven children with the top gourd can't be regarded as his assistants, but the natives of the adventure land, and they have only appeared in three episodes.
The ape hero's real assistant is a clever little boy in a suit, bow tie, and glasses by his side.
And the scorpion and snake he killed are only small bosses, the main opponent of the ape hero, and the real villain behind the scenes is a wooden armor man from the Saitan realm, named Megatron, he has a group of wooden armor men called the Decepticons, who are so old and powerful that the ape hero was almost killed by him several times. β
"Huluwa vs. Decepticon...... Well, this plot is like a certain copycat stall comic book I saw when I was a child......"
Fan Tianjiu muttered in a low voice, and then asked casually:
"That...... Didn't you just say that this ape hero can Diamond Star Fist?
Luo Xiaojuan shrugged her shoulders when she heard this, and said helplessly:
"There's no way, because those Decepticons will turn into Super Setans when they are angry, and instantly output twenty times the King Fist of the Underworld, and the ape hero can't resist ......"
"Alright, alright, you win......"
Fan Tianjiu's brain hurt when he heard this, he waved his hand, and asked Luo Xiaojuan with a smile:
β...... What, let me ask you, don't you have any cartoons to watch in the underworld?"
"Cartoons? That's for children, how naΓ―ve they are! Why do I want to watch them? How can cartoons have the TV series of ape heroes mature, why do you ask that?"
Luo Xiaojuan asked strangely.
"Well, it's nothing, I'm just asking......"
Fan Tianjiu sighed, turned his head and muttered to Si Bi'an beside him:
"Anzi, now I know why the beauties of the Ji Brigade don't even know what the Tomb Sect is, and the richness of the information in the underworld is not as good as our village Netcom. β
"Well, Brother Jiu, you're talking about ......"
Si Bi'an nodded when he heard this, and then looked at the monkey spirit idol in the mirror, and asked Luo Xiaojuan:
"Teacher Xiaojuan, how many episodes are there in this fire drama?"
"So far, more than 200 films have been filmed, with a total of more than 6,000 episodes......"
Luo Xiaojuan said lightly.
"Whatββ?! more than 6,000 episodes?! This has to see the Year of the Monkey and the Moon?"
Fan Tianjiu was stunned when he heard this.
"What's this? I used to chase a ghost drama "Yin Thousand Bone" with more than 8,000 episodes, about a female ghost envoy who served as a judge in the city of vain death, and his handsome demon master who was entangled in sadomasochism. β
Luo Xiaojuan said proudly.
"Hehe, this is mainly because there are not many entertainment projects in the underworld, and the ghosts who are waiting to be reincarnated sometimes can't be ranked for decades, in order to pass the time, so the TV series in the underworld will be filmed for so long, and this is supported by the Xudu Hades, which can be regarded as a measure to maintain stability in the underworld. β
Ji Xuelan explained with a smile beside her.
"Hehe, Brother Jiu, the brain circuits of this Yin Cao Difu are really stranger than yours......"
The more Si Bi'an next to him listened, the more interested he became, and he wiped his grease mouth and asked Luo Xiaojuan:
"Teacher Xiaojuan, this drama sounds very interesting, but there are too many episodes, our brothers can't watch it, why don't you recommend a few episodes that are more exciting, let's chase it." β
"No problem! No problem!"
When Luo Xiaojuan heard Si Bi'an ask, she suddenly seemed to have met a bosom friend, and hurriedly gushed excitedly:
"Let me tell you, there is an episode in this "You from the Orangutan" called "Orangutan Lighting the Lamp", which tells the story of the ape hero and the heroine teaching the orangutan to drill the ghost hole and take the fire of the underworld, which is very warm and touching...... Hmmm......"
"Heroine? Wait! The heroine of this show can't be a female monkey too, right?"
Fan Tianjiu interjected when he heard this.
"Of course not, the heroine is a Japanese female ninja named Tsunade, who can crack the earth with one punch, which is amazing!"
"This ...... Forget it, although I'm a little older, it's at least a **...... Go on. β
Fan Tianjiu was already helpless about the god of this drama, so he shrugged his shoulders and said:
There is also an episode about them looking for a little ape demon and leading the ape demon group to light up the entire Lechuan River with a soul-attracting lamp, which seems to be called "Shining Red Gorilla".
And the episode of "Planet of the Apes" where the ape heroes and the ape demons play the dejected ghost head as a leather ball is also very happy......"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan Leilei looked up excitedly and said to Si Bi'an:
"By the wayββ! there is another episode you must watch - that is the episode "Wandering Ape Garden" about the ape hero and the heroine who take the ape demons to drift along the Lethe River in a bottomless ghost boat.
Do you know? In the end, the ape hero took the heroine to the dark ghost pool full of dry bones in the depths of the Lechuan River, hugged the heroine and said affectionately-
Ah~ dear, I told the ** underworld, this ghostly pond with a corpse smell has been contracted by you since then!
Oh my Godββ! it's so romanticββ! if a man says that to me, I'm willing to die~!"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan couldn't help but scream excitedly.
Contrary to Luo Xiaojuan's excited expression, Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an looked confused.
"Anzi, it sounds like this is a super brain-dead drama that can make people directly ascend to immortals after watching it, are you sure you want to chase it?"
Fan Tianjiu leaned into Si Bi'an's ear and asked softly.
"Well, this ......"
"Tick, tick, tick......"
As he was talking, suddenly the netherworld pager on Ji Xuelan's waist rang.
Ji Xuelan put down her chopsticks and put her breath to her ear and listened, and suddenly her eyebrows jumped, and she said in surprise:
"What?!?...... Oh okay, here we go. β
After speaking, Ji Xuelan put down her chopsticks and stood up after hanging up the pager, and said to Luo Xiaojuan:
"Xiaojuan, the brigade committee asked us to go to the office for a meeting immediately, saying that there is an urgent matter. β
"Ah, go now, this show has just begun......"
Luo Xiaojuan suddenly wailed when she heard this.
"That's right, Sister Lan, you've only eaten a bite of this dish, why don't you finish your meal and go again." β
Si Bi'an said beside him.
"No, it seems that the matter is very urgent, you two eat first, you don't have to wait for us. β
After speaking, Ji Xuelan pulled her heart and was reluctant to let Luo Xiaojuan leave the courtyard......
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In the Dizangwang Temple, the office of the brigade committee, I saw Ji Xuelan, Mu Tiezhu, Luo Xiaojuan, Zi Youyi and other captains coming to the meeting according to Yin Gang's order.
"I'm sorry, I'm late......"
After a while, I saw Yin Gang pushing a wheelchair into the office, and I saw him come to the chairman and say to Mu Tiezhu, who was sitting beside him:
"I'm sorry, Brother Zhuzi, I called you back for a meeting on the weekend and delayed you going home to see the children......"
"It's okay, Brigade Committee, work is important......"
Mu Tiezhu waved his hand indifferently, then looked around, and said to Yin Gang:
β...... The team committee, Mr. Guigu Gong doesn't seem to have arrived yet. β
"It's okay, I didn't call him, he's busy interrogating that spider-haired mind-bound ghost, just let him know when we're done with the meeting. β
Yin Gang explained.
"Brigade Committee, is there anything urgent about calling us over for a meeting so late?"
At this time, Zi Youyi next to him asked.
"Well, it's a bit urgent......"
Speaking of this, I saw Yin Gang turn his head to Luo Xiaojuan and ask:
β...... Teacher Xiaojuan, last time I asked you to practice more Jin Chuangdan to heal injuries, how much did you practice?"
"Well, I refined some myself, and exchanged some from the Danfu teachers of other branches, there are about two or three thousand, enough for the teachers and students of the whole school, what's wrong? Captain, is there any problem?"
Luo Xiaojuan asked when she heard this.
"Well, it's not enough, give you two more months, and you can refine twice as many Jinchuang Dan as you come out. β
Yin Gang shook his head and said.
"Ah, twice as much?!That's five or six thousand! Brigade Committee, what do you want so many Jin Chuangdan for?"
Luo Xiaojuan was shocked when she heard this.
"Of course it works, you can practice it quickly, and the sooner the better......"
Yin Gang said a little anxiously:
"Brigade Committee, what's going on, why are you in such a hurry?"
At this time, Ji Xuelan, who was sitting beside her, couldn't help but ask softly.
"Alas......"
Yin Gang sighed when he heard this, leaned back on the wheelchair and said sadly:
β...... Just now, there was news from the City of Vain Death, saying that something had changed in the Infernal Hell. β
As soon as Yin Gang's words came out, the captains immediately changed color-
"What ββ?!"