"Qingshan, I heard that in the big competition, you and the assault company were in the limelight, and afterwards, many leaders came to dig up your talent in person, and even kidnapped, is there really such a thing?"

"That's natural. Zhang Qingshan added a few sticks of firewood to the stove hole, and then raised his head and said to Xiang Xueqin with a hippie smile: "If you are a man and I don't even have this ability, how can I marry such a good daughter-in-law like you, who is like a flower and jade, educated and skilled." ”

"you. Xiang Xueqin glanced at him happily and asked, "I asked you, is it true?" Tell me carefully, I like to listen." ”

Zhang Qingshan knew that Xiang Xueqin liked to see her foaming braggadocio the most, especially her own momentum of directing the country, every time she would look at herself with bright eyes, and she also greatly satisfied her vanity.

However, it is indeed true, but it is a little too magical.

The bad thing is in the appetite, but the good is also good in this point.

The Red Army really needs talents, especially military personnel in the field of fighting wars, especially after losing a large number of military talents during the Long March.

To this end, they are all kinds of means.

As the champions of this big competition, especially Comrade Zhang Qingshan and Comrade Hu Yingze, the former company commanders of the assault company who pulled it up single-handedly, for other troops, it is not just fragrant buns, but the treatment of golden buns.

Promises such as giving money, guns, and full cooperation are almost a necessary condition for everyone who comes to pull them, and later on, the competition is getting bigger and bigger, so much so that some people put forward the condition: as long as you two pass, the commander of the main regiment will choose with you and guarantee direct appointment. Even if the two of you want to get over the addiction of pulling up an elite army, as long as you speak, our whole army will cooperate unconditionally......

Zhang Qingshan also did not refuse to come, of course, this comer refers to eating, drinking, smoking and smoking with the other party - if this is not the case, just want to fool people with two pieces of mouth, and they just turned around and left.

And these two guys are really old fritters, you say yours, they just laugh and eat and drink, and they can even be in the mood to squat in the corner with you in their spare time, but once they want to speak, then I'm sorry, either urinating or pretending to be drunk - anyway, after pretending so many times, they have already pretended to be seamless.

The root of the patient's angry teeth itched, but there was nothing to be done.

In this case, the digging people began to go one step deeper.

Sven ordered better, but it was just a verbal lie, nothing more than that they were officially transferred to the arrivals' troops, please go with them immediately - they don't even have to pack their things. If it is serious, he took out a document and said that it was an order, and immediately put it away in front of them, and then asked to leave with them. They want to look carefully, yes, come with us first, there is time to see on the way.

After a few times, they realized that it was nothing more than to trick people into their own troops first. As for the old troops coming to ask for people, some of the leaders went to talk to them, and after a long time, it was difficult for them to think about whether the new troops were stable or not, and the old troops naturally understood and gave up...... In other words, this fine tradition seems to have been an unwritten rule now, and the organization has turned a blind eye to it, and has never imposed any punishment, provided that you can't hurt people, you can only fool people in the past, that's also your ability.

To put it bluntly, it's just a trick. Of course, this also reflects our army's demand for and respect for qualified personnel, and for this reason, it can make great cooperation and concessions.

In this way, they don't dare to pretend to be drunk - that's what others are asking for, I wish you were like this: if you dare to pretend to be drunk, you will be carried up and run away immediately. All that's left is to find an excuse and slip away.

Later, when some people even looked for them again, the comrades of the Red Second Front Army would unconditionally take the initiative to cooperate together, and they would not do anything else, that is, to be bodyguards: what they prevented was to rob people - in case they were not particular about coming, they would really snatch them away, and when the time came, everyone would only cry, and after going back, they would be criticized, and it must be indispensable to be blinded: even two big living people were snatched away under your noses, what use do you have?

Since this is not possible, then it can only go further, and it is also the last resort.

Soldiers, more or less with some flesh, among them must be a lot of grumpy people.

No, seeing that the two of them are always so slippery, a division commander was finally provoked and came up with the ultimate killer weapon - robbing people!

Of course, this robbery is not like being a bandit, you have to deceive people first, and then secretly get them back, and finally fight with the people who come to ask for people, and even exchange things or other talents - in fact, it is similar to bandits kidnapping people, but the nature and results are different, so it is called the ultimate killer feature.

This division commander is obviously also a talent grabber, and he has a lot of experience, although the fire is big, but he is still controlled by reason, skillfully and calmly observing and deploying.

He found that although Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingze were a pair of bastards, relatively speaking, Zhang Qingshan was more of a bastard, and Hu Yingze was much thinner-skinned, so he put the first and only target on Hu Yingze.

Naturally, this kind of thing is to start first, and then there is none, but if conditions permit, you can't eat alone, or people, it will cause public anger. Therefore, he only plans to snatch Hu Yingze's talent and then it depends on the situation: Anyway, Hu Yingze is also one of the founders of the assault company, even if his main duty is political work, has he never eaten pork and never seen a pig run? As one of the main founders of the assault company, it is difficult for him not to figure it out for such a long time.

Therefore, if you grab Hu Yingze first, then even if you don't grab Zhang Qingshan, with Hu Yingze's ability, I believe that you can also build another assault company.

It was a fellow villager who invited Hu Yingze to dinner, and he was also a head of the regiment, in the name that he had just arrived in Yan'an, and he wanted to invite all the fellow villagers to get together, and this excuse was particularly touching: If he dies on the battlefield one day, it will be separated forever, and the old lady and honest brother at home want to ask you.

First, since it is a gathering of fellow villagers, there are naturally many people, and if they want to come, the other party can't do anything out of the ordinary, so this kind of gathering is not suitable for Zhang Qingshan to appear as an outsider; second, the other party has an identity, and it is impossible to kidnap himself in front of so many people; third, he really wants to have a good reunion with this big brother, after all, when he was still a civilian cadre, he could also talk to the other party......

All this made Hu Yingze choose not to notify Zhang Qingshan.

Fortunately, the moment he went out, he met Zhang Qingshan, who had just come back from outside.

Zhang Qingshan asked him casually, "It's so clean, is this going on a blind date?"

After he laughed and scolded Zhang Qingshan for a few words, he said that a big brother came to Yan'an to do business and wanted to invite all the fellow villagers to get together.

Hu Yingze didn't graduate from college before he started writing from Rong, and he didn't know that the rivers and lakes were sinister, but Zhang Qingshan had been mixing in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and he had a lot of eyes. Therefore, Hu Yingze didn't hear the problem in the big brother's words, but in Zhang Qingshan's ears, it was really full of loopholes.

Hurriedly grabbed Hu Yingze and asked carefully.

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Qingshan smiled and said that this was definitely a Hongmen banquet.

Immediately, under Hu Yingze's unconvinced questioning, Zhang Qingshan explained to him one by one: He is now the head of the regiment, and there are not many close friends or old partners and comrades-in-arms around him? There are no fellow villagers in the regiment? Why did he go all the way to Yan'an to ask all the fellow villagers? This is obviously just an excuse.

Therefore, Zhang Qingshan felt that it was necessary for him to accompany him to see and learn, of course, by the way, this was also one of the main purposes...... Everyone is poor! Finally, there is a place to mix rice, and we must cherish it no matter what.

But others had a dinner in the name of a hometown party, obviously not wanting Zhang Qingshan to participate, so what name should he use as an outsider to participate in it with confidence?

Zhang Qingshan, who is known for his quick wit, rolled his eyes and had it.

So, in order to prevent Hu Yingze from being drunk and not finding his way home, in such a name, he confidently squeezed into other people's hometown dinners.

Facts have proved that Hu Yingze's experience in the rivers and lakes is indeed too little, and he understood it from the moment he stepped into the old leader's room; there was only one old head in the whole room, and there were four or five people cleaning outside, but looking at their posture, Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingze glanced at each other and understood: I am afraid that it will be difficult to cope with this level today.

Subsequently, the old head of the regiment started eating under the pretext that everyone was eating and waiting: since it was to invite everyone, and now that it was time for dinner, there were so many people outside, it would be best for you to send someone to clear it, but the old head of the regiment then urged them to drink and eat food vigorously, and never mentioned others...... Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingzeben have been harassed by various methods in the past few days, and they are always in a state of being soldiers.

It's just that neither of them expected that this head of the regiment would use such an extreme method today - kidnapping people!

Fortunately, when Zhang Qingshan went to the toilet, he originally wanted to check which side of the wall was low and whether the back door was locked, so that he could slip away from that place later. As a result, I accidentally saw a large bundle of rope behind the pyre in the yard, and even the stake was ready.

Zhang Qingshan returned to the table and toasted the head of the regiment three times in succession. That is, when the other party lifted the quilt of the third glass of wine, he pulled Hu Yingze and ran out.

The scene was funny, several young men in the yard chased and intercepted, Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingze ran around the field, that scene was absolutely chickens and dogs.

Fortunately, Zhang Qingshan surveyed and tracked, and the two finally ran over the wall as they wished, and they escaped by force.

This incident was treated as a joke, and it spread ten, ten, and hundreds, and became one of the most famous jokes at the time - mainly a joke about the head of the regiment: You catch talents, it's understandable, but the problem is, there are so many of you, you can still let two guys escape over the wall, this is too incompetent, right?

Afterwards, this incident also aroused the vigilance of the Red Second Army, and Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingze, together with some backbones of the assault company, were protected like giant pandas, and a death order was issued, and when they went out, they could not go to the toilet with less than five people.

However, there are policies and countermeasures, and the harassment continues.

And Zhang Qingshan and Hu Yingze can come back so quickly, I am afraid that preventing talents from being snatched away is also one of the key reasons...... Several of them graduated a week early.

Waiting for Zhang Qingshan to tell this story vividly, Xiang Xueqin sat directly on the ground with a smile, holding his stomach and humming......