Volume 4 The Rising Star of the Imperial Capital 83 Mahjong
Since that day, the Cowherd has become a frequent visitor to fireflies, and a smiling bull head can often be seen walking in and out of the snack bar, sometimes burying his head in the hard, sometimes helping, and sometimes, he will be followed by a handsome young man with a stinky fart, who always likes to call the honest Minotaur to drink, which is very annoying.
At the beginning, there was such an alien race suddenly appeared in the snack bar, and the diners who came to eat were very uncomfortable. But slowly, people found out that this bull's head just looks weird, in fact, it is a very good, gentle and kind, and a little silly, stepping on the cow's hooves, flicking its tail and busily in the store. In addition, the clerk in the firefly treats him with the same attitude as ordinary people, and gradually, people accept his existence. The adults would greet him kindly and call him a bull's head, and the children would like to play around him, pulling his tail mischievously to see him smile helplessly. Cowherd, with his own good character and behavior to win people's respect and love. It proves Xu Zheng's words from the side, it doesn't matter what race it is, it doesn't matter what it looks like, the most important thing is to have a heart that loves yourself and others.
Hawke is also slowly changing, and the arrogant second prince Virgil is gradually becoming approachable, although it is not obvious, but it is no longer always a stinky face when facing civilians, and he is ready to show his high status and difference. There were even times when he could sit down and chat briefly with civilians, and although he showed some impatience, he was already improving.
After several aliens identified themselves, there was no restraint in the fireflies, and when only a few close people were there to Xu Zheng, Camilla would be very relaxed and reveal her true face. The succubus's face and figure are so beautiful that people have nothing to say, but beauty is beautiful, but it is too seductive and provocative, she smiled casually. Obviously there was no other meaning in it, but she showed it. It's just that people can't stop thinking in the crooked way, which is very unbearable. So there is an unwritten rule in the snack bar: when there is no outside, when it is safe, anyone can show their true face or shake around in the store, but Comrade Camilla just can't!
And so it goes. Often late at night, York and the big and small classes would come over to hang out, compare the amount of wine with the two dwarves, listen to the dwarves' toasts that are more terrible than crying, and then look at Xiao Chu's bodybuilding body that is half human and half leopard - in Xu Zheng's original words, when Xiao Chu was half human and half leopard, the smooth lines of the muscles. And with the arch of the handsome and handsome face, it is really impeccably cool! Grandma's! When he stood there, he was like a male model who came out of the painting, and the real person was outrageous! All men are like this. It's pleasing to the eye when you see beautiful women, but it's not pleasing to the eye when you see men who are more handsome than you.
On this day, Xu Zheng encountered a problem in researching spatial teleportation magic. I was bored for a while, and I couldn't study it for a long time, so I simply didn't throw it aside in a fit of anger, and made a pair of mahjong out of animal bones, teaching a few people to play mahjong.
When Xu Zheng poured a pile of mahjong on the table, several people stared at the pile of bits and pieces and asked, "What is this?"
Xu Zheng smiled. Said: "The quintessence of oriental culture - mahjong! After you learn how to play, if you don't touch it for a day, you won't think about it, and you will feel uncomfortable." As long as you touch it, your whole body will be comfortable, and it will be so beautiful that it will bubble! As soon as you hear the sound of rubbing mahjong, your fingers will twitch instinctively, and you can't wait to touch a few handfuls immediately. You know? This thing is known as a cure for all diseases, no matter what kind of illness you have, as soon as you sit on the mahjong table, all of them will be cured without medicine, and the whole body will be refreshed, and an eighty-year-old man can turn into a young man!"
"Really?" the Cowherd said innocently: "Then if I touch it a hundred times a day, will I become a fighting god?"
"Yes!" Xu Zheng said: "As long as you touch it, you will feel what the fighting god is? Can he touch mahjong? You are more than the fighting god bull fork!"
Camilla said, "Even if I want to learn light magic and walk in the sun?"
Xu Zheng said unashamedly: "What is light magic? As long as you touch mahjong, that feeling is like being shrouded in holy light anytime and anywhere!"
Little Banga said suspiciously: "Then isn't it omnipotent?"
"Yes, when you win, you will feel that you are omnipotent, and even gods are not as good as you!" Xu Zheng laughed wildly.
Camilla was overjoyed and laughed happily: "Then what are you waiting for?
So, Xu Zheng began to teach from the recognition of cards, tubes, strips, and 10,000 tons, and gradually displayed. The whole teaching process is not smooth because there are always noises, such as:
"Brother Xu Zheng, what is this little bird?"
“...... It wasn't a small bird, it was the smallest of the slivers, and it was called a chicken. ”
"Then why is it so bird-like?"
"Because I haven't played with it myself, I don't remember the appearance of the chicken very clearly, so I carved a small bird on it......"
"Friend, what's engraved on this?"
"Uh...... Is it ancient Chinese characters, or traditional Chinese characters...... Embarrassment. ”
"What is an ancient Chinese character, a type of Elvish language?"
"Sort of...... Leave it alone. I will teach you to recognize, and what is the meaning of the words that are pronounced as ten thousand...... The number above is another way to write the number. From one to nine, just remember that the appearance corresponds to the number. ”
"It's complicated......"
"Of course, the essence of Oriental culture. It's not complicated, how can it be shown to be a good thing?"
"Good...... Strange logic ......"
"Xu Zheng, why are the second cylinders and the ninth cylinder both cylinders, but the circles on the second cylinder are larger than those on the ninth cylinder?"
"You've got water in your head? Nine big circles, can you carve them?"
"Oh, that's right. ”
“......”
"I think it's best to recognize a tube. As soon as I look at it, I think of York's baldness. ”
"Shut up, I'm not bald, my hair is burned by the flames!"
"But I haven't seen you grow, I don't even have hair stubble, isn't it bald?"
"Don't talk nonsense, children, it's not cute at all!"
“......”
After the recognition of Huli Hutu, it entered the actual combat stage.
Start with the 108 cards of the 13 winning cards, and practice a few simple hands. Eat, touch, Hu, group cards, rub cards, and look at cards have learned. Then add the east wind, west wind, south wind, north wind, red fortune whiteboard, and start playing 136 mahjong cards with 17 winning cards.
The fun of mahjong quickly became apparent, and a group of people quickly became obsessed with it after learning it. Playing happily, you can hear the movement of mahjong rubbing from afar.
The cowherd has big hands. He only has three fingers on his hand, and he is far less flexible than others when touching mahjong. He was touching a five-cylinder, looked at Xiao Banga hesitantly, and said, "You say, can this card be played?"
Xiao Banga said: "I have read all the cards of my four families. Can't say. ”
So he looked at Maika again and said, "Will you fire the cannon?"
Maika said with a look of specialization: "According to my analysis, Xu Zheng doesn't want a cannon, and the other two families want it, and most of them won't let him go." Hawke himself is retreating from the second cylinder, and Brother Xu Zheng said that there is a family of 258. The five cylinders are the middle sheet, the two cylinders can be played, and the five cylinders should also work. As for Sister Camilla, she is more high-level. I don't see it. ”
Camilla smiled darkly, her red pupils revealing a treacherous meaning, and now she told everyone her demon identity. She no longer hides her true nature, revealing her lively and playful personality. This girl simply has the talent to be a gambler, the whole mahjong tutorial will be understood as soon as you listen to it, and the way of playing will be, it is simply an inference, the level is like seeing the wind growing, and soon the game is familiar. The fight made everyone cry bitterly, compared to Xu Zheng, who brought mahjong to the other world, but was a rookie-level player, I don't know how many times stronger.
Cowherd hesitated and said: "I don't feel good, I'm afraid I'm going to be tricked, I've already lost the work of sweeping the floor, washing dishes, and wiping the table." If you lose again, you don't have to do anything, just watch me do it......" He paused suddenly, looked at Xiao Banga suspiciously, and said: "When you instructed me just now, did you deliberately let me lose? In this case, you don't have to do anything, I will take care of all your work." ”
Xu Zheng snickered: "Niu Tou, you have become smart! That kid did it on purpose!"
Cowherd: "...... They all bullied me stupidly. ”
Xu Zheng stretched out two hands and said, "How much is this?"
"Two!" the Cowherd affirmed. For fear that others would not know that they had said the correct answer, they shouted very loudly.
"That's right!" Xu Zheng said with a smile: "Look, isn't this just smart?
Cowherd: "......"
Hawke slapped the table impatiently and shouted, "Stop talking nonsense! Fight, fight, don't hide it, you have to shoot it! ”
Xu Zheng hurriedly said: "Pay attention to the brand, pay attention to the image! I also lost badly, but I didn't shout so loudly." ”
Hawke said angrily, "That's because you don't have to unclog the kitchen drain! I'm the one who's going to stab that ugly place with a stick!"
Xu Zheng: "You look at Camilla, always smiling...... smiling, a calm and unmoving look. ”
Huo Dao: "Nonsense! I'm going to win, I'm like this! Cowherd, do you want to fight?"
The Cowherd thought about it again and again, and changed it to a three-strip and carefully placed it on the table.
"Don't move! huh!" Camila screamed loudly, holding down the three on the table with a violent movement, as if she was afraid that someone else would snatch it.
The Cowherd looked at Maika with a sad face, and the latter put on a prophetic expression and said, "Look, I said that five cylinders can be beaten, and you want to hit three." I told you that Sister Camilla is very dark. ”
Farul rushed out of the kitchen with a plate of toasted cream biscuits in a gust of wind and shouted, "Who fired the cannon?
Squeezing the cowherd away with an incomparably fat big ass, Farul sat up with a passionate face and urged repeatedly: "Shuffle the cards and shuffle the cards!"
Xu Zheng laughed wildly, the loser is always like this, shouting to shuffle the cards and start over, only the winner will be silent, and silence is Jin to make a master. For example, the current Camilla, whose smile is so unfathomable, I don't think any other demon will laugh like this.
At this time, he suddenly heard the voice of Agajiasi outside the door shouting: "Xu Zheng, we are here again! Bruce has asked me to inform you of something." ”
Camilla was startled and covered her face with a scream. Everyone hung their heads and tried to hide their faces. It's just that I can't take care of this end, I just want not to let people see my ugliness, but I forgot to tear off the note on my face.
Ajiaxi strode in, and when she saw the situation in the house, she couldn't help but be surprised: "What's the matter?
Just standing at the door of the house and looking at the past, the faces of people in the room were all pasted with white notes, especially Xu Zheng and Niu Tou, which were pasted on their faces layer upon layer, three layers inside and three layers outside, and paper strips were stacked on top of each other. Everywhere the breeze passes, it will flutter slightly, like a large white beard.
Hawke said angrily: "Note, don't you know it? This is a specialty of the imperial capital Zion." ”
Ajiaxi said: "Of course I know, but I didn't expect it to be of such use." What does it do on your face? Can it cure skin diseases?"
As soon as these words came out, many complaining eyes immediately drifted over, especially those with the most notes.
Xu Zheng smiled gloomily and said, "Yes, and the effect is very good, it is the most suitable for people with dry skin like Captain Ajiaxi." Would you like to try a few of them?"
"Don't ...... It feels so weird. ”
"Then ......" Xu Zheng said seductively: "Do you want to play a few mahjong games?" new props, new ways to play, very interesting." ”
A group of people nodded desperately, all pasted like this, and they couldn't be pasted, so that the labor in the store could be used as a bet.
"Isn't it fun?"
nodded even more desperately, and even Xiao Chu showed a yin smile.
"Well, I'm learning to play too. Agacy walked over with great interest.
The four people at the table glanced at each other and smiled viciously.
Xu Zheng smirked and said, "Captain Ajiaxi is only learned, so let's call a few people who don't play well to accompany you." Hoho, you let the captain play for a while. Farul went down, and the small state added. I'm down, I'm on the beginning. Just let Camilla, Xiao Banga, and Xiao Chu play with you. The three of them had the worst play. ”
Hawke smiled darkly and sat down without saying a word.
"Okay. Ajiaxi said: "It's stressful to play with people who play too well, and I'm a beginner, so it's appropriate to play with people who don't play well." ”
Xu Zheng and Hawke glanced at each other and said, "Is it? That's great!"
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