Chapter 5 Call Me Lord Tashen
"Tower God?!"
Hong Yu was stunned.
"Your second uncle, what kind of expression do you have? Are you questioning the identity of Uncle Ben? It seems that if I don't give you a little power, you don't know how many eyes Uncle Ben has. ”
As soon as the immature shouting ended, a flash of black light around the Xuantian Pagoda enveloped Hong Yu.
When the black light faded, I saw Hong Yu holding the Xuantian Tower, and his eyes were empty and fell to the ground......
"What kind of place is this?" Hong Yu said in amazement as he looked at the star-filled void around him.
"Hahaha, now you know that Uncle Ben's methods are powerful, right? Now I don't dare to question the identity of Uncle Ben's tower god, right?"
The void shook, and a huge figure appeared in front of Hong Yu. It was a hideous ancient beast with a huge body of 100 meters, with a dark golden color, and two pairs of black and shining bone wings draped on both sides, which was extremely domineering.
At this moment, this domineering ancient beast was holding its head slightly high, looking down at Hong Yu with a smug gaze.
"Are you really a tower god?"
Hong Yu blinked, extremely confused.
The first time he heard the immature voice of this tower god who likes to put "your second uncle" on his lips, his first impression was a cute little little point carved in pink and jade.
However, how did he never expect that the other party would look like this?
Or is this guy just a little taller, but in fact his mind is just a child?
"Hey, what are you thinking?" the beast began, its immature voice out of place with its massive body.
"I'm thinking, why did you make yourself like this. Are you afraid of me?"
After all, Hong Yu was a human being in two lives, and after deliberation, he concluded that the giant beast was definitely not the real body of the other party, at least, it was impossible for it to grow into this appearance, so he bluffed.
When the giant beast heard his words, a look of surprise flashed in its lantern-like eyes, and its immature voice became more curious: "Your second uncle, how do you know that this body is conjured by Uncle Ben? Could it be that Uncle Ben has revealed a flaw? But no, Uncle Ben's transformation technique will never go wrong......
In his own words, the hideous giant beast gradually shrank, and in a few moments, a little boy carved in pink appeared in front of Hong Yu.
Looking at the little boy who appeared suddenly, Hong Yu was completely dumbfounded!
Pink jade porcelain dolls are cute, right?
Two horn pigtails are cute, right?
The longevity lock that hangs on the chest and sways from side to side from time to time is cute, right?
But the question is......
When a kid with all these cute traits comes into front of him, and he has a large pipe with white smoke in his mouth, it can be a little speechless!
"Nima, where is this tower god?It's just a ruffian version of which is good?!"
Hong Yu said stunned.
"Hey, how did you see Uncle Ben's illusion technique?" Xiao Bu took a puff of cigarette, swallowing clouds and spitting out fog to drown out that cute little face, and said in a milky voice in a childish voice.
Hong Yu shook his head directly and said, "I didn't see your illusion technique. I just felt that the voice and tone of your voice were very inconsistent with the appearance of the giant beast just now, and I instinctively felt that it was not your real body, so I tested it. I just didn't expect ......"
Hong Yu didn't say the rest of the words, but the meaning was very clear.
I didn't guess that you had the art of conjure, but I was a little suspicious, and then you debunked yourself!
Xiao Budian patted his head with some annoyance, and the tiger's head was very cute. He took a puff of his pipe as if he was forced again, swallowed the clouds and spit out the mist, and said: "Waste scum, for the sake of your cleverness, Uncle Ben has decided to give you a chance, recognize me as the boss and mix with me! From now on, you have Uncle Ben to cover, and you will definitely be able to eat and drink spicy food!"
"Ahem......"
Hong Yu coughed dryly, messing with this little rascal? This thing must not be done!
He touched his nose and said, "Who are you? What is this place?"
"Your second uncle, don't shout at you, you have to call me Lord Tower God!"
Xiao Bu jumped as high as he could, and his fat little hand held a big pipe and knocked it on Hong Yu's head, and said with a grin, "Uncle Ben is the tower god, and this is of course the space inside the tower of the Xuantian Tower." But you kid is so scumbag that you haven't even opened the first floor of the Xuantian Tower...... If Uncle Ben hadn't just woken up and found that the three-flowered clover had taken the initiative to absorb it, Uncle Ben would still be sleeping now. ”
It seemed that the mention of this made him very annoyed, and Xiao Budian jumped up again, knocking a few times on Hong Yu's head to vent the depression in his heart.
Hong Yu covered his head, he finally understood that the three-flower clover was swallowed by this animal, and looked at the fierce little little man speechlessly for a while: "Wait a minute, what is the matter with the space in the tower, the first floor and sleeping that you just said?"
"Huh, don't you know the secret of the Xuantian Tower?"
Xiao Budian pulled the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and stared at the black eyes.
Hong Yu nodded.
Xiao Budian sat on the ground and pouted depressedly: "Uncle Ben has always wondered, you have been carrying the Xuantian Tower for so many years, why can't you even open the first floor, it turns out that you are simply sitting on the treasure mountain and don't know." Your second uncle, fortunately, Uncle Ben took the initiative to collect the three-flowered clover, otherwise, I don't know how long I will sleep!"
"Hey, scum, how about we make a deal?" said Xiao Budian suddenly, temptingly.
"Don't call me scum. ”
Hong Yu pursed his lips in frustration, "What deal?"
"Uncle Ben knows what kind of red yin scorpion you want to deal with, right? Haha, don't look at Uncle Ben like this, Uncle Ben knows everything and can do everything......"
Xiao Budian took another big puff of cigarette and continued, "You came here to find the three-flowered clover, do you want to make some money to buy the poison-avoiding pill, the cloud-piercing bow, and the armor-piercing arrow to deal with the red yin poisonous scorpion? Hehe, but you don't have to worry, as long as you agree to Uncle Ben's request, Uncle Ben will help you!
Under the gaze of Xiao Budian's two big black eyes, Hong Yu shook his head: "I don't want it." ”
"Uh......"
Xiao Budian, who had already thought about his smug words, was choked for a while, and then he was scolded, "Your second uncle, how can you not want it? How can you refuse such a good opportunity? Your second uncle, have you forgotten that the task is only a month? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to complete the task?"
"I'm afraid, but I'm even more afraid of being cheated by you. ”
Hong Yu said very bluntly, "Although you are known as the god of the tower, I can't verify your identity, if you lie to me, I won't have a place to cry when the time comes." Besides, you just swallowed my three-flowered clover, which is tens of thousands of gold coins. You swallowed it and didn't give me any compensation, which makes me doubt your character. ”
“......”
The little one was completely dumbfounded.
It is true that he has strong strength, and he is a dignified tower god......
But this is all known only to him, and, for some reason, he can't even prove his identity. In addition, what Hong Yu said, the three-flower clover was indeed swallowed by him, and until now, he was taking advantage of it, and Hong Yu didn't get any benefit.
How can this make others believe in themselves?
Xiao Budian rolled his eyes, and suddenly said, "Waste scum, or else." Uncle Ben first helped you earn enough money and completed the task of the Red Yin Scorpion as compensation for the three-flowered clover. When this is over, let's move on to the deal?"
"Good!"
Hong Yu grinned, this was what he was waiting for.
When Xiao Budian saw this, he immediately understood that he had been fooled, and the little guy waved his fist indignantly, hating the root of his teeth.
However, although this guy is full of hooliganism, he can speak with a mouthful of spit and a nail, as if venting his anger, he took a big sip of the pipe in his hand, spit out a burst of white mist, and slowly said something that made Hong Yu stunned......
"Waste scum, you cheer up Uncle Ben, and then Uncle Ben will teach you to become a spirit craftsman!"