Chapter 40: Oh the hell
"Okay~" Ji Wutong nodded and said, "Since you all think so, then leave it behind, but before that, I have to confirm the condition of this thing again, and lose it a little." ”
After that, he turned around and went out without waiting for An Qing's mother and daughter to react.
Ji Wutong is also familiar with the family, after all, he was also a tutor for Anne for a few months before, and he walked into the nanny room by the kitchen with rabbit ears, which was used temporarily by the aunt who was invited to take care of Anne at home when An Qing was very busy with work.
Bringing it to the door, Ji Wutong brought the rabbit up in front of his eyes, stared at the generally expressionless face of the doll, and said with a cruel smile: "Anyway, Nini said just now that I saw the plot of you beating monsters in the ring, why do I sound so familiar?"
"You can, rest assured. The rabbit's furry mouth really moved, and it closed twice like a human speaking: "Annie, I don't know, it's you, I let her see it, it's a big monster." ”
"Is this the point, bastard!!" Ji Wutong shook it vigorously: "You yourself wanted her to get better from the beginning, why didn't you just do it!!Why do you want to borrow props to stage a bloody plot of rabbits saving beauty?!The most important thing is why I'm that sad prop!!"
The rabbit wriggled and tried to struggle, but to no avail, so he replied, "Mine, ability, not enough, so need, help, well, thank you." ”
"It's over with such an understatement?" Ji Wutong said angrily: "What about the mental loss fee? What about the performance fee? With my value and appearance, you have to give at least fifty or sixty ...... Block, right?"
It seems that Ji Wutong is indeed self-aware, if he is given a face like King Ming, he will definitely ask for five or six hundred thousand if he dares to open his mouth......
The rabbit was obviously stunned for a moment, it was really not easy to understand Ji Wutong's complaint for its short life, so it wisely chose to be silent, waiting for the guy in front of him who was very easy to lose control of his emotions to calm down.
Sure enough, after some complaints, Ji Wutong shrugged his shoulders: "You lost the previous bet, right?"
"Yes. The rabbit replied: "I don't understand, obviously, I am different, not ordinary, toys, and make Anne, very uncomfortable, why they are not afraid, don't drive me away......"
Ji Wutong smiled: "Didn't Nini say it, you are a friend, and you won't hurt her anymore, this alone is enough, isn't it?"
"I don't understand. After all, the rabbit is not a human being, and it can't understand the complex feelings of human beings, whether it is true, good, beautiful, false or ugly, the world is still very simple in its eyes: "However, there is a very strange feeling, not bad." ”
Ji Wutong tugged at its ears and stretched his waist: "I won't tell you what this feeling is, but you should want it to exist forever, right?"
"Yes. The rabbit's innocent head nodded slightly.
Ji Wutong's hand shook the doorknob: "Then protect them, don't hurt them again, or let others hurt them, let's go!"
At noon, after returning the rabbit to Anne, Ji Wutong stayed and had lunch with the two, well, it was made by Ji Wutong, and An Qing finally struggled to pour out the strange substance that he couldn't eat under the expectant gaze of the two.
Everyone is happy~
"Then I'll go first, Sister An. Ji Wutong said goodbye to An Qing at the door, and Anne had already gone back to the room to rest, after all, she had not recovered yet, and it was certain that she would live a few days of listlessness.
But that rabbit should try to make her have a good dream......
An Qing smiled and nodded: "Remember to come and see Annie more, call in advance, and I'll help you buy vegetables." ”
"It's easy to say~" Ji Wutong nodded: "It just so happens that my current economic situation is a little poor." ”
An Qing blinked: "Xiao Ji, why do I always feel that after such a long time, your whole person feels different?"
"Huh?" Ji Wutong had already walked out of the courtyard at this time, and turned around and said, "Why do I think there is no change?"
"Don't underestimate the acumen of a journalist. An Qing waved his hand: "Okay, you go and go about your own business, if there is anything I can help in the future, you are welcome." ”
Ji Wutong put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together, put it on his forehead and shook it, playing a little handsome.
An Qing looked at the back of the big boy who was fading away, leaned against the door and gently closed his eyes......
"Thank you......"
......
Ji Wutong walked on the road, scratched his hair, and felt that what he just said was really reasonable, the current economic situation is indeed worrying, and it is not okay to continue like this.
"Alas......" he sighed, "you can't do that again, can you?"
With his head on a cold lamppole, he looked like a dementia patient who had escaped from Aoyama Mental Hospital.
"That's right!" he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and immediately headed home...... Running away in the opposite direction......
An hour later, the road idiot finally returned to his haunted home in every sense of the word.
Bai Miaomiao was bored looking at Ji Wutong's two basic textbooks, and when she saw him coming back, she immediately threw down the book and pounced: "Welcome home~ Brother Ji, do you eat first, take a bath first, or ...... first?"
"Come less!" Ji Wutong grabbed the girl's arm and waved it in mid-air like acrobatics, until Bai Miaomiao's eyes began to turn in small circles before stopping: "Look at those messy things less in the future!"
Bai Miao swayed dizzily: "You can't bully like this... Not... Hey, why don't you change your shoes when you go into the house!"
Ji Wutong said indifferently as he walked into his room: "Anyway, I'll do the cleaning, what do you care, I'll leave that thing." ”
"What is it?" Bai Miaomiao immediately stopped shaking and floated tightly behind Ji Wutong: "Where are you going?"
"Go to the exchange. Ji Wutong found a gray transparent card from the drawer, and hesitated: "I should be able to take you with me, I heard that there is everything over there, and it is an absolutely neutral place." ”
Bai Miaomiao smiled: "Then take me with you~"
Ji Wutong was rare this time: "Okay, anyway, you've been at home all this time, it's good to go out occasionally to breathe, let's go." ”
This time, Ji Wutong didn't challenge his sense of direction, and called a taxi when he left the community, which was just right to consume the last bit of money at home.
Ten minutes later
The taxi was speeding down a somewhat remote and desolate road, and the surrounding traffic had been reduced to a very low density.
"I said, Master. Ji Wutong sat in the back seat and asked absentmindedly while playing with his mobile phone: "Why do I feel that this place is a little out of place?"
The driver didn't look back, but said lightly: "Didn't you listen to the radio station just now? ”
After hearing this, Ji Wutong raised his head, leaned back in the chair in a different position, and crossed Erlang's legs: "Listen, but can you explain why the date reported by this radio station at the beginning was three years ago?"
The driver was silent and did not answer, but just stepped on the accelerator again and sped up.
Ji Wutong patted him on the shoulder: "If you turn around and send us to our destination right now, I can act as if nothing happened!"
The person in the driver's seat turned around, and what caught Ji Wutong's eyes was a black head, the driver who looked like he was not old before, but now he was like a ghost, and the left eye socket was a black hole, and the burnt black liquid that didn't know whether it was blood or oil kept sliding down his shriveled cheeks, and Bai Sensen's teeth closed one by one: "It's so hot...... It hurts...... How am I..."
"Okay, you're big!" Ji Wutong slapped him on the head: "When Lao Tzu has never seen a ghost, right?! Now even if it's a ghost, you might as well take a beautiful route, right? Anyway, you can make yourself look good if you decide what you look like!
The ghost of this driver is also confused, he is not a terrible ghost, he died a little miserably in that car accident, and the pain all the time makes him have no way to ascend to heaven or go to the ground, so he can only keep wandering in the city, pulling guests when the atmosphere is heavy, and finally sending them to the cemetery where he is buried......
Of course, he hasn't killed anyone, and the timid ones are generally scared and fainted when they get to the place, and the bold ones who see him basically lie down when they see his honor, and when they wake up, they think they have hallucinations or sleepwalking or something, and they remind the scared to go home and stay for a few days.
However, this incident is actually recorded on the Internet, and it has become one of the urban weird stories, called 'taxi to Cemetery 16'.
This ghost's Taoism is still very shallow, and it can't even be counted as a ghost, so the number of 'pulling live' is not much, and it looks like it's only once or twice a year, and it doesn't make too much trouble, otherwise a certain courier company would have come to the door to ban him, and this time Ji Wutong can be regarded as a big luck.
"I want to kill ......" Seeing that Ji Wutong was not afraid at all, the driver stepped on the accelerator again, and as soon as the steering wheel hit, he hit the railing next to him.
At that time, he died because of fatigue driving, and if he really got on it this time, the passengers inside were probably either dead or disabled.
It's just that his passengers today are a little difficult to deal with, and it's not just a ......
"I'll bump your head!" Ji Wutong said angrily: "I don't understand people's words, don't you!!"
A young hand grabbed the steering wheel, bringing the car back to the normal road, Bai Miaomiao appeared in the co-pilot at some point, and smiled coldly at the blackened ghost.
"I can only barely make myself a physical waste. The girl said lightly: "I order you, turn around and drive back!"
The Great Ghost Realm suddenly opened and disappeared in an instant, and the driver was almost completely gone, but the only little reason left made him immediately turn around obediently, and made a wise judgment not to provoke these two evil stars again!
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Golden Tree Street, downtown area
It is almost one of the places with the largest population flow in City B, and it is also the economic center of City B, with all kinds of ultra-high-standard shopping malls and clubs, as well as the headquarters of countless consortia, banks, trading companies and various large enterprises.
On this afternoon, a somewhat tattered taxi stopped at the Central Avenue of Jinshu Street, and the driver got out of the car and opened the door, smiling all over his face.
It's not uncommon, but it's rare for it to happen in a taxi rather than a private luxury car.
Ji Wutong got out of the car with an unhappy face and asked, "How much?"
The driver, who was reshaped by Bai Miaomiao's body and no longer suffered, hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, this one, uh, master! How dare I ask you for money?"
"Less nonsense!" Ji Wutong glared: "How much, not counting the unjust roads you took us around!"
The driver glanced at the meter: "That, it's seventy-eight ...... in total."
"Oh, I'll give you eight dollars less, and it's a mental damage fee. Ji Wutong said and paid for the car happily.
He is actually quite principled, even if it was a ghost who pulled him here, but after all, people still drove him over, and the car money had to be paid; but in view of his principle of taking advantage of the fact that he did not take advantage of the bastard, he could do more things like blackmailing some mental damages.
In fact, it's not easy for people to be ghosts, it doesn't hurt people, and I was scared half to death by another ghost, Bai Miaomiao's sense of oppression is something that this kind of low-level ghost can bear, and it's actually good if people don't ask Ji Wutong for mental damages......
"Thank you, master!" The driver took the money and stayed in place for more than ten seconds, and just when Ji Wutong thought he was going to die and ask for the eight yuan, he suddenly bowed to himself.
I saw his whole person...... Well, the ghost began to fade slowly, and finally, just like when Zhang Dong had disappeared, turned into a little light and dissipated.
"What's the situation?" Ji Wutong blinked: "Committed suicide?"
Bai Miaomiao shook her head beside him: "No, it's just that the pain of his soul was soothed by me, and then Brother Ji, you let him find a trace of the feeling of 'human', so his soul was freed, I haven't been freed, so I don't know where he went, anyway, it's definitely not his soul gone." ”
Ji Wutong rubbed her hair: "Actually, you can also be free, right?"
"No~" Bai Miaomiao squinted her eyes comfortably: "People are full of resentment about this dirty world, so they won't be relieved." ”
Ji Wutong sighed: "It's good if you're happy, but then again...... Is this really the address of the exchange?"
He looked at the public toilet in front of him, and his face ached.
Ji Wutong asked about the situation of the Liuli Exchange before, and learned that there is not only one entrance to the exchange in City B, but the most normal one seems to be the public toilet in front of him.
"I always feel that the way to enter is to be washed down!" Bai Miaomiao hid behind Ji Wutong and shivered, of course, nine times out of ten it was pretended.
The latter spread his hands: "Anyway, there is no other way now, go in and try it, I hope it won't be too pitiful!"
The two of them just walked towards the public toilet with a simple and elegant design.
Chapter 40: The End