Chapter 21: 'Horror' Cooking Lesson
"This is absolutely not normal!!"
Looking at Ye Xi's small face in his usual state, he frowned and said to himself with a serious face, Ji Wutong nodded lightly: "Do you have any plans?"
Ye Xi shook his head: "I don't have any clue yet, and I don't know if the experimental building is the same as the situation here, if you talk about the plan, you can only search the entire C building and find a way to find the source of these spiritual powers." ”
"The whole C building?" Ji Wutong didn't know when he had stopped what he was doing, and wondered: "Isn't there any special way for marginal people?"
"Don't be in a daze!" Ye Xi tugged on Ji Wutong's sleeve, signaled him to be a little busy, and said in a low voice: "There are many methods, whether it is props or special spells, they all have the effect of being able to track spiritual power, symbolic power or other realms, but the concentration of spiritual power here is too low and too thin, even if I try my best to strengthen my perception, the methods I said before will not be useful." ”
After all, it was the first time that Ji Wutong was officially dealing with the task as a trainee marginal person, and he was upset at this time, and he couldn't calm down at all, the time in the ghost realm of the hospital was not counted, the difficulty was beyond the scope that he or Ye Xi could intervene, it could only be regarded as an accident or accident, if Bai Miaomiao didn't read the shallow memories of the two of them for the first time, and found that Ji Wutong and himself had the same disease, so there was room everywhere, and the two of them couldn't come out alive at all, no matter how they thought about it, it was useless.
He carefully put the cake embryo into the oven, lowered his head, and whispered in his mouth: "Oreti - the new four senses!"
As a new trainee marginal person, Ji Wutong, who had just entered the industry, was too far away to be able to cast spells like Ye Xi in silence by relying only on small gestures and silent recitation, but his voice was very low, and even Ye Xi, who was beside him, could only vaguely perceive what he was doing.
With the assistance of this low-level perceptual spell, although Ji Wutong was still fine-tuning the temperature of the oven, the world in his eyes, ears, and even his feelings had undergone subtle changes.
A few meters away, two girls snickered and discussed because of the slight bow of the head teacher, a girl who almost turned scrambled eggs into scrambled charcoal, a loud heartbeat because of lack of skills, the rustle of the wind outside the window through the greenery, the fragrance of the oven that was completely locked in it, and the tiny stains on the window next to it, although wiped several times.
Hearing, smell, sight, and some kind of sensation that I don't know how to describe are enhanced at least three times.
"Perfect New Four Senses~" Listening to Ye Xi's admiration in his ears, Ji Wutong smiled slightly, and then, his face changed!
Already intensifying his perception, he felt a subtle but stubborn sense of disobedience in this classroom, in the corridors outside, and even in the entire building.
This is not the kind of disobedience that most people understand, not the vest and pants in winter, not the starry sky in the capital, not the detailed holiday homework graded or the gangster who calmly eats melons on the street.
It's an inexplicable, extremely strong sense of dissonance between fairy tales and reality!
If I had to describe it, it was as if a normal person found himself on Robinson's desert island......
After all, if he crossed over to a world of swords and sorcery, he might be able to kill and seize treasures without any sense of disobedience, wouldn't he ......
Everything around him has not changed, but it seems to be in a boundless fog, which makes Ji Wutong uncomfortable.
"Sense?" Ye Xi asked in a low voice, "Those thin spiritual powers in the air?"
Ji Wutong shook his head: "I haven't felt that detailed yet, but it's true that it's not normal here at all." ”
......
Ding, the cake is baked.
Turning on the oven, a burst of rich honey fragrance with a hint of burnt smell that was not unpleasant but made people appetizing emanated, and Ji Wutong was suddenly focused by countless subtle eyes with a hint of envy.
A man bakes a small cake better than the teacher taught!
"Hmph, this waterless round cake is just the tip of the iceberg in my unfathomable culinary skills. Ji Wutong clasped his hands to his chest and sneered, and a majestic middle two aura burst out.
Ye Xi carefully took a piece, put it to his mouth and blew it, and took a big bite with a whimper!
"Delicious !!" The girl's eyes flashed with bright starlight, giving great affirmation!
[Just pick it up and eat it!!Your palms are red, it's not because the cake is hot!!That's the secret to leaving the fire!!When you blow, the cool air makes me almost get frozen and cold!!The correct way to open the low-level condensation mantra turns out to be that you don't have to wait when eating!!Have you considered everyone's feelings!!]
The corners of Ji Wutong's eyes jumped wildly, and he looked at her with a twitching face.
"This ...... Don't you think it's hot?"
A gloomy middle-aged man dressed in a black teacher's uniform and wearing a white apron appeared silently behind the two and asked in some surprise.
This man is tall and thin, with a pair of hanging triangular eyes, thin lips have been pursed, if you take off the apron printed with the cartoon elephant on his body, say that he is a killer, it is estimated that some people believe it.
Okay, don't get me wrong, this is not the mastermind behind the scenes, nor is it a hidden worldly master, Gao Shou is just a culinary elective teacher at Tanhua University, and he is also the chef of a canteen 'Hummingbird', he looks a little gloomy and sour, and the unique aura of being a chef also makes him seem to be unpopular, but in fact, he is indeed just an unmarried middle-aged man who likes to cook and has excellent cooking skills.
"Uh, that, that, I've been very afraid of being hot since I was a child! Boiling water or something, it's all just picked up and drunk!" Ye Xi was obviously frightened by this guy, and the answer under the conditioned reflex was completely incoherent and messy, and what was even more terrifying was that Gao Shou actually believed it!!
"Oh?" he glanced at Ye Xi: "This is a great talent, if you can taste the cooking as soon as it comes out of the pot, if you have the heart, you can go farther and farther on the road of cooking, the only truth in the world." ”
[Hey, hey!!!It's too much!This is obviously nonsense, and some people believe it!And it can seriously say that this talented girl can go further and further on the road of cooking!?Teacher, are you not afraid of being destroyed by dark dishes such as broken grenades and scrambled eggs!?!
On the surface, Ji Wutong, who is light and light, still maintains his own Chinese small... No, it's the image of a little genius in cooking, but in fact, the character has completely collapsed!
Gao Shou had already picked up a piece of cake with insulated gloves at this time, gently put it in his mouth and tasted it.
"Huh!?" he almost glared at his triangular eyes in the next second, slowly putting down the cake, a teardrop sliding down his cheek.
[Ha!?crying?!?]
At this moment, Ji Wutong found that he was already a square...... The real square can't be more square!
Something even more terrifying has happened!
"This is the feeling!" Gao Shouxing danced wildly, "like the explosion of water and clouds! The brilliant morning light refracted in the palace, the crisp sound of the broken lenses lingered in the thunderous roar of high-pitched bel canto, the tsunami swept over me! This is the spark of the collision of Bobby Peeling and Clicchio, the knife and fork wielded by the cliff of Alain Ducasse, the blurred and distorted mind of the pouring of color blocks, the helpless cry of people struggling on the edge of morality, The craggy heart carries torment and anger, like a hot soup, scorching a crazy and unquenchable soul, clinging to the silent obsession and unable to get rid of the purgatory, the colorful phosphorescent abstraction on the snow-white painting paper is a little ......"
He had become completely immersed in something that humans could not explore......
"Sure enough, the rumors are true......"
"I've heard that Mr. Takashou often turns into an incomprehensible madman......"
"It's not just when he's eating delicious food, I've heard that he sometimes looks at the menu like this......"
"And when he tries his new dish......"
"Paste it, I'm honest, don't deceive me, I don't know if I will be deducted points if I give up this elective course now......"
"Don't mention it, there will definitely be a point deduction, don't you notice that the students in the cooking class every semester are new faces?"
"I don't know, I'm a freshman myself......"
"Be quiet, to be honest, once you accept this setting, it seems to be quite emotional, hey!"
"Is Mr. Gao Shou really okay? Do you want to send it to the infirmary?"
"No, I heard that it's good to let him go crazy for ten minutes, and he won't take a sip of water during this time......"
"It's not like a cook or a teacher, it's an artist, it's really personal...!"
"Phew, your artist ...... like this."
"My dad is an artist! He never washes his hands before eating......
"Your dad's sloppy!"
......
Ji Wutong and Ye Xi couldn't think about it at all.
Ten minutes! A full ten minutes! Gao Shou stopped his hysterical expression!
"So, in the music of the soul, like the long-cooled dough in the hockey bar, the hearty love between the barbecue samorins and the spring maintenance tavern, will eventually be drowned out in the historical occasion by the spices and stir-fry of the new century...... Ahem, got it?"
Gao Shou's eyes returned to clarity, and he coughed lightly and asked calmly.
"Understood, understood!!, all understood!!" Not only Ji Wutong and Ye Xi in front of him, but all the students in the classroom whose ears were buzzing nodded in unison.
"Very good, all in all, what I want to express is ......" Gao Shou looked at Ji Wutong in front of him, and glanced at Ye Xi, who was dizzy with mosquito coils in his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "You are very talented, come and learn to cook with me!"
"That, teacher......" Ji Wutong reluctantly pulled a twisted smile and replied, "We, aren't we just cooking electives? That must be your student!"
Gao Shou shook his finger and said with a smile: "No~ I mean, let you accept my personal training! Within three years, the country will dominate!"
As soon as he heard the private training, Ye Xi stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
"Teacher, my stomach hurts! I'm rude!" Ji Wutong rushed out of the door.
......
"Teacher, I remembered that my boarding uncle's house forgot to collect the quilt today!" Ye Xi followed.
One floor of Building C
The two of them were leaning against the wall and were panting.
"It's not interesting enough!" Ye Xi patted his little chest and complained: "If you want to run, you won't pull me to run together!"
Ji Wutong wiped the cold sweat from the corner of his forehead: "I always feel that if I stay for a second longer, I will die there, don't you run quite fast?"
Ye Xi finally breathed out at this time, and sighed: "Anyway, in the future, if we still have to come, we must watch me, and death will not allow me to summon a god." ”
Ji Wutong was curious: "What's the matter?
"It's not. Ye Xi shook his head and said, "I'm mainly afraid that the little temper will come up and hack Teacher Gao to death!"
“......”
"What's wrong with you!?I'm kidding!" Turning his head, he found that Ji Wutong's face was wrong, big drops of cold sweat fell straight down, his face was distorted and he looked pained, Ye Xi hurriedly shouted.
"My stomach hurts!" Ji Wutong leaned over and said with difficulty: "I ate too much at noon, and I didn't eat less in the afternoon, and I haven't finished digesting it, and I was attacked by the spirit again, plus I ran so fast just now, well, no... I'm going to go to the toilet!"
So Ye Xi watched Ji Wutong limp into the toilet on the first floor.
......
After a hearty and indescribable moment, Ji Wutong calmly flushed the water and walked to the mirror to wash his hands.
An old cleaner was wiping the wall vigorously at the door of the toilet, sighing as he wiped.
"That, master, you've worked hard, let me go. Ji Wutong stepped forward and said politely, the old man just blocked the exit of the toilet.
The old cleaner reacted at this time, and hurriedly walked out with a bucket: "I'm sorry, classmate, people's ears are not easy to use when they are old." ”
"You're welcome~" Ji Wutong smiled, he hates bear children, so he doesn't particularly love the young, but he respects the elderly.
"Alright, I'm done cleaning up here. The old man sighed and said: "These children, just tossing around in the building when they have nothing to do, carving, scribbling, etc., they are all such big people, they don't understand the rules at all, and they can't wipe it off......"
The old man muttered, waved his hand to the polite boy, and walked into the safe passage with a bucket and a mop.
Ji Wutong shrugged his shoulders, glanced at the graffiti that the old man hadn't wiped off for a long time, and felt narcissistically that there were too few good children who were as civilized and polite as himself.
Raised his hand and wiped it on the wall, roasted it slightly with the two fires he learned from Ye Xi, and then Ji Wutong took out a piece of paper and rubbed it on the wall.
Paint is such a thing, no matter how difficult it is to scrub off, it will always become easy to fall off after high temperatures, and it is obvious that he intends to be a Lei Feng this time.
Outcome......
The small red cross painted in front of him with unknown paint showed no trace of fading.
"Why are you so slow!?" the girl's disgruntled voice rang out.
Ye Xi walked over from the other end of the corridor with her white teeth on her shoulders and a frown.
"Hey, come over quickly!" Ji Wutong turned around and whispered.
"Huh?!"
"There's something wrong with this thing!"
Chapter 21: The End