Chapter 45: The Dish Immortal's Love
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The bright moon was in the sky, and the bright moonlight shone in through the window frame of the unfinished building, shining on a strangely decorated round table in the middle of the room. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I saw a blanket with strange patterns in the center of the round table, candles around the table, and a wooden disc with words written on it in the middle of the table.
Three teenage girls reached out and held an arm-thick pencil, pointing at the Chinese character disc on the table with the tip of the pencil, while muttering to themselves with serious expressions with closed eyes.
What's even more weird is that Fan Tianjiu, who was pulled in by volley, was also forced to stretch out one hand at this moment, holding the top of this pencil, unable to move.
"What the fuck is going on?"
Fan Tianjiu scolded inexplicably, while struggling to let go of the hand holding the pencil, but it took a long time, but he couldn't hold on.
"Brother Jiu, what's wrong with you?"
Si Bi'an dusted off the dirt on his body, stood up from the ground, leaned over to the round table and looked at Fan Tianjiu and asked strangely.
"I don't know, Lao Tzu's hand seems to be stuck with this pencil, grandma, what the hell is this? I can't let go of ...... alive."
Fan Tianjiu shouted and scolded while gritting his teeth and struggling to let go of the pencil in his hand.
"Saucer Immortal~Saucer Immortal~, where are you from?"
Just when Fan Tianjiu was wondering, he saw a little girl sitting in the center of the table with a double ponytail on her head suddenly breaking the silence and asking.
"Huh, you seem to be able to move?"
As soon as the little girl's words fell, Fan Tianjiu suddenly felt that the hand holding the pencil was loose and could move.
Fan Tianjiu was overjoyed when he saw this, and hurriedly shook his arm vigorously, wanting to throw the pencil down.
But the strange thing is that the pencil is just like growing in Fan Tianjiu's hand, no matter how he shakes it, he just can't shake it off.
Not only that, but even the range of movement of Fan Tianjiu's arms seemed to be limited to the disc, and no matter how he struggled, he just couldn't pull his hand.
So, under Fan Tianjiu's struggle, the pencil began to swim back and forth on the Chinese character disc, scribbling frantically.
And these actions instantly frightened the three little girls sitting around the table.
"Wow, Xiaoqian, move! The pencil moves by itself!"
"What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do?!What should I do
As soon as they saw the pencils moving on the plate in front of them, the two little girls sitting at the table suddenly trembled with fright, and shouted to the ponytailed girl in the center of the table in a panic.
"What are you afraid of?!Look, look at my ......"
Hearing the screams of her companions, the little girl known as Xiao Qian, although her face was also full of panic, she still gritted her little teeth and opened her mouth to blow out a candle on the table.
As the candle went out, Fan Tianjiu's hand holding the pencil instantly returned to the middle of the disc and was imprisoned again.
"I can't move again!"
Fan Tianjiu shook his hand again in confusion, but the pencil did not move.
"Sissi, you, you're so powerful, he doesn't move......"
One of the little girls looked at the stopped pencil and exclaimed.
"Hehe, of course, my grandfather is a great heavenly master who once cultivated in Kunlun Mountain, and this immortal technique was copied from a Taoist book from him, and it is absolutely effective. ”
The ponytail girl smiled proudly, then her little face sank, and she looked at the pencil and said solemnly:
"Sister Dixian ~ My name is Xu Qianqian, these two are my good friends, I invite you to come over this time, I want you to do us a favor, please don't be angry, okay......"
"What?Sister Saucer?sigh~ This thing is really getting bigger and bigger......"
Fan Tianjiu muttered a few words depressedly, turned around, and shouted to Si Bi'an behind him:
"Hey, Anzi, you take out that Nether BB machine and check it out, what the hell is going on? What is the origin of this yellow-haired girl?
"Oh, oh, okay......"
Si Bi'an nodded when he heard this, then took out the black nether BB machine from his pocket and clicked it twice, and then saw a few lines of small words appear on the BB machine screen, Si Bi'an squinted his eyes and muttered while looking at it:
"Well, that's up...... Disc Immortal, also known as Jade Disc Immortal Technique, is a relatively primitive immortal magical power, driven by human willpower and desire.
However, after summarizing with the Sanqing, the more mature 'please immortal change' in the seventy-two changes of the earth is different, this dish of immortals is just an ancient method of the ancients to worship heaven and earth, which is very primitive, and cannot summon immortals in a targeted manner like 'please immortal change'.
This immortal is just a rudimentary spell that transforms people's willpower and randomly binds anything that is not a human around the caster.
Because the summoned object is uncontrollable, it has been abandoned by most cultivators, but because of the role of media publicity, it is very popular among the mortals of the Yang Realm......"
"What? Anzi, according to what you mean, it's because these three girls don't know how to play around, and they mistakenly recruited the two of us as disc immortals?"
Fan Tianjiu was puzzled when he heard this.
"Well, that seems to mean ......"
Si Bi'an nodded when he heard this.
"In that case, Anzi, then, did the BB machine write how to get rid of this thing?"
Fan Tianjiu frowned when he heard this, and said depressedly.
"Don't worry, Brother Jiu, I'll take a look......"
Hearing this, Si Bi'an turned on the BB machine again and clicked twice, and then said:
"It is said that the Saucer Immortal is driven by human desires, and it is difficult to get out unless the summoned person responds to the caster's request, satisfies the caster's request, and dissipates his desire......"
"What, according to what you mean, if Lao Tzu doesn't have fun with this girl today, he won't be able to leave, right?!"
Fan Tianjiu was surprised when he heard this.
"Seems to be...... And it is also written on this, because this kind of thing is forcibly bound to the surrounding spirits, so the "spirits" who are "tied" are often in a very bad mood, and even angry, so they often lead to disasters, so it is especially written in red on it: Good children, don't play with the ...... of the Saucer Immortals"
Si Bi'an explained.
"That's right! Lao Tzu is in a very ...... mood right now."
"Saucer Immortal ~ Saucer Immortal!May I ask what is your name?!"
Just when Fan Tianjiu was about to go crazy, the three little girls sitting at the table looked at the pencils again and suddenly asked.
Fan Tianjiu didn't speak anymore when he heard this, and began to wander around the plate with a pencil on his expressionless face......
"It's moving! It's moving again! It's not as fast as it was just now! Let's see what Saucer Fairy says?!"
As soon as they saw that the pencil began to move again, the three little girls' eyes suddenly lit up, and they were both scared and a little excited again, and put their little heads on the plate, carefully checking the trajectory of the pencil's movement, and the pencil began to click on the Chinese characters on the plate one by one under the drive of Fan Tianjiu.
I, called, Liu, De, Hua.
"Wow! It's Andy Lau!"
"Yay! Great! We've got a big star!"
As soon as they saw these words, the three little girls immediately danced excitedly and shouted happily.
"Hmm, wait a minute, isn't it? Andy Lau seems to be alive......"
was happy, only to see one of the little girls suddenly come back to her senses and said suspiciously.
"Huh, you seem to be ...... when you say that."
The little girl named Xu Qianqian blinked when she heard this, leaned over to the plate, looked at the pencil and muttered suspiciously:
"Are you kidding us? Sister, oh, no, it's Brother Saucer, you're really a funny Saucer......"
Si Bi'an next to him couldn't help grinning when he heard this, and joked to Fan Tianjiu:
"Hehe, Brother Jiu, do you see it? people say you're a tease......
"Oh! These three girls who are not big or small! Look at Lao Tzu scaring you!"
After speaking, I saw Fan Tianjiu flick his wrist, so the pencil frantically scribbled back and forth on the plate again.
"Wow! The pencil is starting to move again!"
"Oh no! Brother Diexian is angry! Xiaoqian, hurry! Apologize!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Brother Diexian is sorry!"
As soon as they saw the "pencil" running away again, the three little girls were immediately frightened, and hurriedly put their hands together and begged for mercy at the pencil.
"Hehe, I've seen how powerful Lao Tzu is!"
Seeing the three little girls who were trembling with fright, Fan Tianjiu smiled proudly, and then clicked a few words on the plate with a pencil-
"Who, want, is, dare, again, scold, me, I, just, cut, off, she, of, small, braid, child......"
Xu Qianqian followed Fan Tianjiu's pencil and read the words on the plate one by one, and suddenly her small body shook in fright, instinctively reached out to protect the two ponytails on her head, stared at her big eyes and said in horror:
"Yes, I'm sorry, Brother Dixian, I don't dare to scold you anymore, we really have something to ask you for help......"
Looking at the poor three little girls, Si Bi's head softened, and he pleaded with Fan Tianjiu:
"Brother Jiu, forget it, it's almost enough, children, don't really freak them out......"
"Humph......"
Fan Tianjiu snorted unhappily, holding the pencil and pointing out a few words on the plate again-
Yes, talk, fast, say, have, fart, fast, put.
"Huh, Sister Diexian agreed to help us!
As soon as they saw these words, the three little girls immediately shouted with joy. Then, I saw the little girl named Xu Qianqian looking at the pencil with a reverent face and said:
"Sister Dixian, it's like this, our homeroom teacher Tong Xue has been in a very bad mood for some reason recently, and she is also very thin, we suspect that she is fascinated by something unclean, so we want to ask you to save her, so that she can recover her spirits ......"
"What? Unclean thing? Did she mean their teacher was demon-possessed?"
Hearing the little girl say this, Si Bi'an was puzzled.
"Who knows? The top priority now is to let these three little girls put Lao Tzu's hand ......"
Speaking of this, Fan Tianjiu held the pencil and pointed out a few words again-
10. Minutes, clocks, and rear, building, outside, road, mouth, and see.
"What? See you at the intersection outside the building, Brother Saucer, Brother Saucer, you mean, you. You want to show up?"
"Ahh
As soon as they heard that the "Saucer Fairy" was about to appear, the three little girls suddenly exclaimed in fright.
Are you, people, afraid?
Fan Tianjiu pointed out these words with a wicked smile.
"See you, as long as you can save Teacher Tong Xue, people will not be afraid, it's right! Ten minutes later, at the street entrance, I won't see you!"
After speaking, Xu Qianqian gritted her teeth and blew out the candle on the table, while Fan Tianjiu's hand was released......
........................
"Da, da, da......"
At midnight, the streets on the outskirts of Chuanquan were dimly lit and silent, and with the sound of crisp and long high heels, a strange white shadow appeared at the end of the street.
Through the dim street lamp, I saw a woman in white, with long hair on her shoulders, a pair of beautiful eyes but no look, arms hanging down, like a soulless porcelain doll wandering aimlessly through the streets.
And on the street corner behind the woman in white, three weak figures faintly appeared.
"Again, Teacher Tong Xue started wandering like this again tonight......"
Looking at the woman in white in the distance, one of the little girls frowned and said worriedly.
"That's right, Teacher Tong Xue must have been fascinated by something unclean, so it's right for us to summon the Saucer Immortal......"
Xu Qianqian frowned when she heard this, and affirmed.
"Hahaha, what do the three little girls know? This is obviously sleepwalking......"
With a loud laugh, I saw Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an, who had used "painted skin", descend from the sky, came to the eyes of the three little girls, and laughed at them.
"Wow! Brother Diexian has appeared!"
Seeing the two Fan Si who suddenly appeared in front of them, the three little girls suddenly trembled with fright.
"Don't come here, I've got a garlic necklace!"
I saw that Xu Qianqian was frightened, and in a panic, she took off a necklace made of garlic on her neck that she didn't know when, and waved it desperately at Fan Tianjiu.
"Grandma, you girl is a vampire!"
After speaking, Fan Tianjiu dragged Xu Qianqian's garlic necklace and threw it on the ground, and then said with a displeased face:
"Okay, you called Lao Tzu here, say, what's the matter?"
The three little girls raised their heads, looked at Fan Tianjiu in front of them in horror, and found that he didn't seem to have any malicious intentions, so Xu Qianqian pursed her lips and dared to open her mouth and say:
"Sister Saucer...... Oh no, it's Brother Diexian, here's how it happened......"
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