Volume 1 Hurry Like a Law Xianxia World Chapter 35 The old man with a black face
Qingchun, this kid showed his hand in Jingyun Water Pavilion yesterday, stewed a pot of broth, and stuffed me with a rabbit at night, which tasted so good that it was like adding a big tobacco shell. I was curious to ask him where he learned the craft, and he actually told me that he realized it himself, and I smiled and didn't ask again, but I didn't expect this boy to have a strict mouth.
According to the plan that Qingchun made for me, although the personnel of the four halls yesterday were uneven, they were also considered to have gone through the motions, and today we arranged the three rudder masters, as well as the permanent representatives of the nine major sects under the Spring Palace. With yesterday's experience, I estimate that people may not be able to come today, so this time I didn't arrive early.
That's right, it's because I don't have anything to eat that I don't want to go in advance, what's the matter~
Today's ceremony is arranged in Longyang Palace, Qingchun led a group of miscellaneous servants in the arrangement, this kid was arranged by Xichun to my side after it can be described as conscientious, in addition to sleeping almost an inch, in fact, I don't know where he slept at night, from his personality and style reasoning, if you don't do well, you may sleep near me, so think about it is really cautious.
It's rare that he is entangled in a bunch of trivial things, and I can be considered to be able to hide cleanly, and I have been annoyed by him in less than two days, if it weren't for his cooking skills, I really don't know if I can stand it.
The place where Longyang Palace lives is extremely wide, almost occupying the entire cap of the main peak of the Spring Palace, the vestibule of the palace gate is divided into three levels, each level is the size of a football field, at this time there are five or six outer disciples who are responsible for miscellaneous labor in cleaning, Shaolin Temple fart big place sweeping can sweep out a peerless master, Longyang Palace is such a big courtyard, these few people will not be able to soar for two more years?
Since my palace uniform has not yet been made, I am still wearing the Dharma Protector robe lent to me by Qingchun, and I walk through the vestibule generously, not afraid of being recognized by others. Out of the vestibule, I walked around at random, and accidentally found that there was a sheep intestine trail hidden in the dense forest on the left, the path was very secluded, looked up and looked around, I thought that it should be very safe to come to the main peak of this spring hall, and there would be no dragon, tiger, leopard, playboy or something to damage my body, so I was relieved to boldly walk in, yesterday I was boating in the lake, and today I traveled to the mountain scenery, and the days were beautiful.
I have different feelings for the mountains and dense forests, because in the previous life I lived in the place of high mountains, the so-called one side of the water and soil to raise a person, our lovelorn stock speculation and bronze are not popular jumping building, too low-end, the so-called backing mountain jumping mountain and sea jumping sea, they like to go to the cliff to have a good time, but these people only represent a few, and those who fight in the field are the mainstream group of mountaineering, so I have practiced the ability to listen to the sound and defend the position and climb the tree to peep,
Although the path is winding, there is no fork in the road, I am not afraid of getting lost in the forest, I walk aimlessly with my hands behind my back and my stomach shy, next time I will let Qingchun make a birdcage for me to carry, it will be more appropriate.
The forest is quiet, suitable for doing some sneaky things, I think it is most appropriate to find Ji Xiaoman to make an ambiguous phone call, so I raised my right hand and prepared to pinch my fingers to connect, suddenly!
A black hand suddenly reached out from the side and stopped me!
I was so frightened that I rolled out several meters away, hugged a big tree and climbed up in one breath, and when I reached the top of the tree, I wanted to summon the Yang Dragon Armor while carrying my true qi, and I was about to shout for help with my voice, but these two plans were stranded, because a dark-skinned, thin and obscene old man somehow squatted in front of me, and raised a black hand and shook it slowly: "If you dare to shout, I will stuff my hand in your mouth!"
Still so frightening?
But it does work.
I pursed my mouth and made a zipper movement in front of my mouth, thinking about it and afraid that he would not understand, so I made another bow tie action.
The black-faced old man was happy when he saw my movements: "The kid is very knowledgeable about current affairs. ”
I pursed my lips and smiled modestly, but in my heart I thought that this coal kiln came from, and it was too dirty, right?
The black-faced old man pretended to ask me solemnly: "You are wearing the clothes of the Dharma Protector disciple of the Spring Palace, but the body style that just went up the tree is not like the kung fu of the Spring Palace, what are you from? Are you an undercover agent planted by the Autumn Palace?!"
I blinked and pointed to my mouth, and the old man waved his hand: "Untie it." ”
I untied the bow.
The black-faced old man urged: "Let's talk about it this time!"
I unzipped it again.
“......”
I wanted to stand up, but the black-faced old man signaled me not to move, so I had to continue squatting: "You don't know me normally, I've only been up the mountain for two days, and I haven't had time to take pictures with everyone." ”
The black-faced old man said in surprise: "Oh, it's only been two days up the mountain? Could it be that you are the legendary Spring Palace who bites his mouth in a fight and kicks people's crotch in charge of the palace?"
I nodded en en, this person is also well-informed, and his vision is enough, he even guessed my identity at once, and was thinking about how to play prestige to get back the face he had just lost, but the black-faced old man raised his hand and slapped me in the head: "Don't brag B, look at your virtue and still hold the palace, say!What are you doing?"
I covered my head and said loudly: "You are sick, right? I lied to you interestingly, I am really the substitute head of the Spring Palace." ”
Another head.
"I really didn't lie to you, look at my bangs......"
Two brains in a row.
"There's nowhere to reason, you wait, see if I give you a trick... Yang... Dragon... Eh,, can you stop hitting me yet?"
The black-faced old man raised his hand and was about to draw it again, so I hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, I'm convinced, I just bragged about B, right? You're right, I'm actually a new Dharma Protector disciple. ”
The black-faced old man slapped me on the head with both hands, and his mouth followed the beat.
Syllable!
"Also"
Syllable!
"Follow"
Syllable!
"Me"
Syllable!
"Blow"
Syllable!
"Yes"
Syllable!
"No?"
Syllable!
"Just"
Syllable!
"You"
Syllable!
"This"
Syllable!
"Forced"
Syllable!
"Kind"
"Stop!" This person's hand speed seems to be not fast, but I have no power to dodge, I really don't know how long he is going to say this, my head is numb: "Uncle, is my temperament so bad? I can't even be a Dharma protector disciple? Otherwise, what do you think my virtue should do, you will definitely change my career as soon as I go back!"
The black-faced old man finally stopped, rubbed his chin and squinted at me: "I didn't take a closer look just now, it seems that you are not so inconspicuous, eh! This is a trouble, you can't really be a new Dharma Protector disciple, right?"
I barely managed to squeeze out a smile: "I'm a beautiful person, or you can take a look again." ”
The black-faced old man took a step closer, looking at the purple red of his originally dark face, he pointed to my left ear and asked, "You... Where did you steal this?"
"I'll steal whatever you want... Oh, you said these earrings, you see!" I raised my hand and pinched the earrings as I spoke, and at the same time injected a breath of true qi into them.
True Qi and Dragon Qi resonate with each other, and the sound of the dragon's chant goes straight to the sky!
The golden light burst into it, enveloping me, pieces of dragon armor attached to my body by itself, and the pure Yang Controlling Dragon Qi quickly covered my body up and down, the numbness on my face instantly subsided, and the abundant power poured into all the meridians, and the body of the sea of qi was also ready to move, which was enough to make the power of the Xianxia world tremble and reappeared on my body!
The golden light in my eyes dissipated, and I only felt that my courage was doubled, and the anti-vibration cloak halberd pointed a little forward, and shouted: "What about the Nyima people?"