From the first day I came to the Xianxia world, I kept telling myself that the Xianxia world is not the funny world I am familiar with, and only by giving up ordinary vision and thinking can it be possible to adapt to everything here.

In the face of all extraordinary phenomena, I have always done this, and I will do my best to accommodate and adapt, not to sigh, and not to study the principle. Transformation is transformation, true anger is true anger, what can't be accepted, now I don't feel like grinding my ass when riding a dragon, isn't this a kind of progress~

Some things can be adapted, and some things can't.

I understand the truth of the competition between demons and monsters and immortals, but I became a father in two days, how can I adapt to this?!

On the second and third days of Xichun and the pig fairies entering the Purple Mansion, I was fighting with Man Rou because of the status of the winter edge, and the little goose ran in in a panic and asked me to borrow the Yang Dragon Armor.

I said, what are you doing? While your mother is away, are you trying to usurp power?

The little goose hurriedly said: "The eldest grandmother just came to pass the word, the mother and the mother have completed the task and left the customs, I want to borrow your dragon armor to divide the water, otherwise the child will not be able to come out of the Huayun Cave under the water!"

I was shocked: "I'm going to go so fast?!"

"Godfather, why are you so sloppy, one day in the dust, one hundred days in the purple mansion, these two days have passed, and the mother has not only given birth to a child, but even the confinement has been completed!"

I said go quickly, don't the kids.

Manrou listened: "Husband, what are you talking about? What kind of confinement child? Do you have a woman outside?"

I handed the coiling dragon earrings to the little goose and asked her to pick up Xichun first, and then helped Manrou with a nervous look to walk out, and Manrou kept asking: "Husband, do you have a woman? Who is she? Did she give birth to your eldest son? So what should I do?" As a lady but not having an eldest son, how can I hold my head up~"

Manrou was really frightened, and I hurriedly comforted her: "Don't think about it, it's Xichunsheng." ”

"Xichun gave birth? She's only four months old, how can it be?"

In the past two days, Xichun was not there, and Manrou only knew that she was busy building a winery in Zifu for me, but she didn't expect that the huge time difference in Zifu would also cause Xichun's production to be ahead of schedule.

I briefly introduced the situation to Manrou, saying that the situation is tense now, and it is imperative to build Zifu Distillery, and there is no way for Xichun to catch up with her before she gives birth.

After listening to my words, Manrou couldn't stand on her legs, and muttered to herself: "It's the opposite, it's the opposite, in the end, it was Xichun who seized the opportunity to turn over." From now on, mothers and sons are expensive, and she relies on the merits of the eldest son, I am afraid that she will never be disciplined by me again... Husband, husband, our mother and son won't be angry with Xichun......"

I said, what do you think, Xichun is that kind of person.

Man Rou said that it was not before, but now that she has made great achievements, with Xichun's heart, she naturally wants to show off her might.

What Manrou said was very reasonable, in order to comfort her, I could only tell the truth in advance: "Don't worry, I have already calculated, Xichun gave birth to a girl, and the one in your belly is a boy, although her child is the elder, but it will not suppress your limelight." ”

"Is this true? Husband, you deliberately said this to coax me because you felt that the concubine was pitiful?"

I laughed and said of course not, if you don't believe me, just wait and see the result.

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a burst of music in the direction of Huayun Cave, and after a while, Xichun with a beaming face flew in with Caiyun Huandean, and the big fat behind her was holding a pink swaddling clothes, and slowly walked among the guards of several other pig fairies.

Xichun plunged into my arms, rubbed his head against my chest and said: "I haven't seen you for half a year, you still haven't changed at all in the spring, the little aunt gave birth to you, and the wine shop was built for you, why don't you hurry up and praise me~~~"

I pushed away Xichun and hurried to the big fat: "Hurry up and show me the child~~~"

Big Fat smiled greasyly, then slowly opened the swaddling clothes, and I saw my biological child for the first time.

The powder is as tender as dough, and the smiling eyes are curved like a hanging moon.

Because it was a purple mansion that came out after term, my child didn't have the thin and ugly appearance of a newborn baby, and he was so cute and beautiful that he liked it at a glance.

I took the baby into my arms, and felt light and weightless. I called out to her, and she grinned in return.

Man Rou hesitated for a long time in the distance before coming over, and said to the big fat with some twist: "Godmother, it's hard, my small family can cause trouble for you." ”

The big fat replied with a smile: "If Mrs. sees the outside, we are all happy to serve the Xichun girl." ”

Man Rou hummed, then looked at the baby in my arms, and whispered: "Look at this white and delicate, like a girl~"

The big fat said: "Madame, you can see it accurately, congratulations to the sect master, congratulations to Mrs. Yiru, our Sword Sect has the eldest daughter and young master~"

I smiled at Manrou and said, "You should also express such a big happy event, right?"

Manrou confirmed that Xichun gave birth to the eldest daughter, and at the same time believed that what I said was true, knowing that she was pregnant with a boy, and her previous anxiety finally calmed down and restored her lady's dignity.

Man Rou took out the key to her body and beckoned to the little goose: "Take one hundred pieces of the most expensive magic jewelry in the West House of the Sword Palace, and send them to the secret hall with the green dragon method, and paste them for the godmothers." ”

Da Fat led the other pig fairies to salute: "Thank you for the reward from Mrs. Ru." ”

I asked the big fat women to take a break and summon Li Shi to check the child's body, while the Fa Zhi Xi Hall prepared for the celebration, and I wanted to perform a canonization ceremony for my daughter.

The news that the Sword Sect had obtained the eldest daughter and young master instantly spread throughout the Huilong Sect, and the entire sect was boiling.

Before our family had time to sit down and chat, the people who gave gifts and begged for money surrounded the Manyue Mansion, and I had to transfer a large number of Dharma Protector disciples to maintain order, but the door of the mansion was still not guarded, and a large number of cronies led by Liu Chunyuan and Luo Fatzi blocked the outside of the Rouchun Hall of the main hall of the Manyue Mansion, and smashed the door with a crackling sound.

It was noisy outside, and the goose carried the child into the inner room to hide and clean up. As soon as the child left, Xichun pulled out the sword in his hand, and said angrily: "These dogs know how to beg for cheap sycophants every day, and look at the ones I trained like cats!"

I hurriedly dragged her: "What are you doing, it's a little messy, but isn't this all here to say goodbye, are you entertained like this?"

Xichun pouted: "It's usually easy to say, but people haven't seen you for half a year, and they want to be dear to you......"

Man Rou snorted: "In broad daylight, how can you talk about love and love!"

Xichun saw Manrou launch a nameless fire, and with a roll of his eyes, he understood the reason, and hurriedly went over to coquettishly: "The little one also misses Mrs., Mrs. Madame, the little one has made a lot of contributions, you can reward me~"

Man Roubai glanced at her: "The reward is not in a hurry, you first accept the sword and treat the guests!"

Xichun returned the sword into the sheath with a sigh, and I secretly gave a thumbs up to Manrou, and she had to take action to clean up Xichun.

I straightened my clothes and walked to the door, and said lightly through the door: "I'm going to open the door, you guys are light, the child is sleeping, and Manrou can't stand the noise." ”

The noise outside immediately subsided, and after a little more slowdown, I opened the door.

"Eh, it~"

Luo Fatzi scolded in a low voice, was the first to rush in, and then closed the door with his hand.

Outside the door, Liu Chunyuan scolded angrily: "The fat man of the palace, I said that I would meet you together, but you actually cheated!"

Luo Fatzi smiled and said: "Deputy Sect Master, calm down, don't accidentally break the door, it will be embarrassing to commit the crime of breaking into the mansion on a happy day." ”

Without waiting for me to reprimand, Luo Fatzi directly bypassed me and kowtowed to Man Rou Xichun.

"The fat man kowtowed to Mrs. Yiru, kowtowed to the second lady. Congratulations to the Sword Sect for getting the eldest daughter and young master, the fat man couldn't express his excitement, and he came to ask a copy of the young master's birthday to be sent back to the mountain gate of the drunken immortal building, and in the name of the saint, let hundreds of disciples keep chanting prayers and prayers every day. ”

I stepped forward two steps and kicked Luo Fatzi's buttocks: "My girl is healthy, use you to do a lot of things, pray for an egg blessing, it's really unlucky!"

Luo Fatzi sat on the ground and couldn't get up after being kicked by me, turned around and said: "Sect Master, you misunderstood, my focus is to let the young master hang the name of the saint of our Drunken Immortal Building, the saint is the highest honor of the Drunken Immortal Building, and she has the right to inherit when I die." ”

I said that your little broken family is not uncommon for my girl, and I have received it, and I can't take out anything decent, I can send it away.

Luo Fatzi hurriedly said yes.

I laughed: "There's a fart, the little treasure in your hand has already been scratched out by me, what other good things can you have." ”

Luo Fatzi said I have news.

"What's the news?"

"Uh... I was embarrassed to say it in front of the two ladies......"

Man Rou and Xichun were alert at the same time: "What about the style of life?"

Luo Fat Zhiwu: "Count... Sort of......"

What's wrong with my lifestyle?

Man Rou Xichun and I both felt angry in our hearts, and said in unison: "Say!"

Luo Fatzi swallowed his saliva and said, "Now it has spread on the mountain, saying that the second lady gave birth two months earlier than Mrs. Yiru, which means that the sect leader you got along with the second lady long before you married Mrs. Yiru." However, you married Mrs. Yiru when the second lady was pregnant, and then continued to have a private meeting with the second lady, and Mrs. Yiru was angry. All these rumors highlight a central idea, that is, to say that you are a complete bastard and a negative person. ”

What a misunderstanding!

I said these people are too imaginative~

Luo Fatzi smiled: "Who said it wasn't... Although I don't understand why the second lady was born early......"

"Damn, you doubt me too?"

"Don't dare~~"

"Your attitude is clearly suspicious!"

"There really isn't ~~~"

"Husband~~~" Manrou called me suddenly.

"Clams?"

"You and Xichun... It can't really be that they have been together for a long time, and now they are deliberately using the Purple Mansion as an excuse to cover up the facts, right?"

Even Manrou doubts me, the power of rumors is too terrifying~~~