Chapter 116: My Past Self Was a Jerk
Speaking of which, I still have a trace of resentment towards the rose tiger at that time. If it weren't for this bastard hitting himself in the head so coincidentally, if it weren't for this bastard forcing himself inside himself to go to the tree and eat other Shikigami...... Then I don't have to fight for my life here today......
The most infuriating thing is ...... It was the bastard who forced itself to come here, but in the end it disappeared on its own.
Let's put aside the memories, the most important thing is how to clear the game in front of you.
"If all the opportunities were because of the fruit of the giant tree that fell on his head, that is to say, if the fruit of the giant tree had not fallen on his head, he would not have had the idea of climbing the giant tree, and so many things would not have happened. ”
Very good, Lu Lie has keenly grasped the core of this game - the fruit of the giant tree.
"Isn't that the end of that?" he slapped his palm, "There is no need to go to great lengths to explain to 'Lu Lie' that he has crossed over from the future, and there is no need to use any violent means at all. You only need to drag your past self before the Fruit of the Giant Tree falls to the ground, so that you don't come into contact with anything related to the Fruit of the Giant Tree, and this task can be passed safely. ”
Thinking of this, he stood there again and thought carefully several times about whether there was anything he had missed: for example, according to his character, could there be other inducements besides the fruit of the giant tree that caused him to climb the giant tree. But Lu Lie thought about it and felt that his past self was not such a boring guy, and he shouldn't do superfluous things. He strode over to the other party.
......
"Lu Lie" in Zhushi Town is happy with everything around him - he has just escaped from the last town that fell into the post-war period, and he has been separated by the flow of refugees who have taken refuge, but he has stumbled into this semi-isolated paradise. There are no wars here, there is no need to worry about horse thieves and hungry and crazy hungry people, and even if you sleep on the road, you don't have to worry about someone touching your head one night for no reason. There are also beautiful and peaceful scenery, and the group of foolish people who claim to be believers in the giant tree outside the sky perform the lower limit for themselves every day.
It's wonderful, everything is wonderful.
"Lu Lie" lay at the corner of the street with a grin, thinking contentedly. In the warm sun, which was neither hot nor hot, he lazily turned over and easily corrected a louse on his body.
A burst of rich meat aroma came from upstairs to "Lu Lie's" nose, and "Lu Lie" clearly heard a terrible gurgling sound in his stomach. "It would be even more perfect if there was a piece of braised pork or a big chicken leg that landed in my yawning mouth from the sky. His eyes narrowed slightly, like a lazy cat that was about to wake up, and thought lazily.
At this moment, lying on the ground, he suddenly felt a dark cloud drifting over, blocking the sunlight shining on him. The somewhat unhappy "Lu Lie" buttoned his nose, but he was so fat that he didn't even bother to move, just thinking about waiting for the dark cloud to float away by itself.
By the time "Lu Lie" realized that the shadow was not a dark cloud at all, but a person standing in front of him, it was already five minutes later. He slowly raised his head, glanced at the tall figure standing in front of him, and then jumped up as if he had been electrocuted, and let out a cry of "I cao" full of misery and surprise.
It's no wonder that "Lu Lie" was so surprised when he saw himself after his appearance was corrected.
Zhen Lu Lie thought embarrassedly, and at the same time tried to think about how to explain his current "appearance" to the other party-
Damn the task publisher, when the other party said that he would adjust his appearance, Lu Lie thought it was just a normal change, such as temporarily changing his appearance into a pig-killing man with a black face and long beard, or a white and thin scholar...... In short, it is all within the imagination of normal people.
But it wasn't until now that I realized that I had been directly corrected into a white-haired mother-in-law with a height of eight feet and burly muscles. With such a contrasting image, it is no wonder that the other party's first reaction when he sees him is like a cat whose tail has been stepped on. Even if I were in the same situation now, I am afraid that I would be shocked without any preparation.
"Lao Tzu has no money! No money! You have found the wrong person!" The "Lu Lie" in front of him let out a terrible scream, and at the same time kicked backwards with his feet and retreated in embarrassment. Passers-by heard the screams of "Lu Lie" and looked in their direction curiously. Originally, there were two troubled guys who were ready to come over to fight, but when they saw Lu Lie's current "appearance", they immediately put down their rolled up cuffs and walked away as if nothing happened.
(Good luck, poor bum.) )
(Perhaps, what you do today will become a valuable asset for your future life.) )
Separated by two worlds, Lu Lie could hear the blessings from the hearts of passers-by.
"Lao Tzu hasn't done anything at all?" he couldn't help but laugh.
I didn't expect the first step of the matter to be so bad. Lu Lie had no choice but to try to comfort himself in front of him in the gentlest tone: "Uh, listen, Lu Lie, you can relax a little." Although I know what I look like now...... There's something weird. But I really didn't come here today with any malice, and I have no intention of asking for your money. ”
After hearing Lu Lie's explanation, the homeless man who was paralyzed on the ground panicked even more, and while he fell and wanted to get up from the ground, he kicked up the copper coins on the ground and flew towards Lu Lie: "Get out! Get out of here! There are so many people here, why do you want to trouble me? You go to the restaurant opposite, the people there are richer than me, and there is the brocade boy on the street behind you! The appearance is elegant, thin, and noble, and he is definitely the only choice for robbery and robbery! You find someone else! I have these copper coins on me, you can let them go!"
Lu Lie couldn't cry or laugh: Isn't it just that you are taller as an old lady, and you don't need to look like this.
When the two copper coins kicked up by "Lu Lie" from the ground fell on his face, Lu Lie finally became a little angry. He was just about to clench his fists and teach the bastard a lesson to calm down. Suddenly remembered that if he really made a move, he would be judged to lose in this gambling room.
Just when Lu Lie was slightly distracted, "Lu Lie", who was still rolling on the ground, turned over and got up, and fled to the alley in the distance with a flexible skill that was completely inconsistent with his previous self, and disappeared as soon as he slipped away.
Lu Lie stood in place in a daze, and didn't react until a long time later. It's just a pity that at this time, the past self has already fled far away, and it's too late to chase after him.
Now it's in trouble. All plans were disrupted, completely disrupted.
"In the past, did I hate it so much?" Lu Lie, who was standing in place, was very helpless and said softly.