My name is Liu Lao Liu, and my friends on the road give face, and they all call me the sixth master.

Sixth Master, I was born in a remote suburb called Beitai, and I am a famous hooligan who is very famous there and wants to be removed. It's a pity that the competition in the Beitai hooligan circle is very fierce, and advantageous hooligans like me are easily suppressed by their peers, who unanimously deny my glorious identity as a hooligan, and in order to discourage my enthusiasm, they call me scum.

The names of people and the shadows of trees are all ethereal things, this is how this is understood, right? Anyway, the sixth master doesn't care about these false names at all.

I'm looking for a more practical fork and a trick!

There is an old saying that wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade clothes at night. Sixth Master, I have experienced unimaginable hardships and hardships, and finally achieved an earth-shattering feat, so I Liu Lao Liu is back again.

My great cause is not ordinary far from Beitai, because of its special nature, it is not easy to transfer, not to mention or show off, so there are only a group of old brothers who follow me back.

So how can I show that the sixth master and I have always been otherworldly, totaling and going together, I still plan to be vassal.

In recent years, the whole country has become popular with two people, and all kinds of performance teams have emerged in an endless stream, which is very popular with the people, so I also plan to enter the industry and open a stage for Liu Laoliu.

It takes money to set up a big stage, and my funds are all trapped in Weiye, and I can only make money now, but fortunately, my brothers are talented, and it is not a problem to make a few million a month under my leadership.

Last night, I didn't sleep until midnight, and when I woke up, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and I only felt dizzy and dizzy after getting up.

After a simple wash, while fiddling with the phone while eating instant noodles, involuntarily, I clicked on the game that I played for half a night yesterday and recently made me very obsessed with - guess the idiom by looking at the picture.

"Hmm... A horse, on a cliff ... Yes! Strangle... Spear... I muttered the answer to my phone and confidently clicked on it to confirm.

A line of words appears on the screen: 'The answer is incorrect, and the correct answer is to pull back from the precipice.' ’

"Damn! there are bugs in the stand-alone game!"

Just as I was about to close my phone, a common pop-up ad slowly rose from the bottom of the screen, and I glanced at it casually: Onmyoji.

What the hell is Onmyoji, there is a new joke in the sissy world?

I looked at the advertising pattern, and there are no characteristics of not showing my ass and not leaking my chest, so I am not interested, so turn it off.

With a cigarette in my mouth and a walnut, I walked out of the Beitai Hotel and walked to Beitai Park.

The park is not far from the hotel, and there is only a small market called Baozi Street in the middle. In the past, the sixth master was in this area, but after all, he didn't come back for five or six years, and the new old man didn't know me very well.

When I arrived at Beitai Park, the old men and old ladies who walked around the bends were densely packed around, and it has become an exclusive leisure place for the elderly. Young people didn't dare to come a few years ago, in the boundary of Beitai, any older person on the street is falling and falling, and no one can solve it at all. Not to mention here, if you are not careful, you can play an elderly version of dominoes, it doesn't matter if you don't play enough, I guarantee that they will all go home with you~

There is a small square to the north of the main entrance of Beitai Park, where the elderly who are not in good health and have limited mobility are basking in the sun, and my new industry is set here.

Do you see that bald man with a monk's robe of more than 1.9 meters, he is my child horse boy, and he has learned a lot of things with me for so many years.

An old man was sitting on the pony in front of him and laughing, but he also asked along his chest: "Master, so my son is not only fine, but will he be able to make a fortune next year?"

The big man glared: "That's not what! Your son is a well-known No. 1 thug in Beitai, and the most promising hooligan, in fact, I don't need to count it to think of it, with you, an old rogue Oh no, it's an old-timer, under your words and deeds, your son must be developed!"

The old man patted his leg: "Thank you master for your guidance, I will do what you say." ”

The big man finally emphasized: "Don't make a mistake about the program, I'll tell you again." First pour more into your son to make him fall asleep, then call the police to provide your son's personal information, he will be known on the Internet, and the other party will understand it as soon as he hears it, and then ask them to arrest your son. In this way, you earn money for reporting, and your son can also be considered to have turned himself in. Don't worry, there is a flying word in his name, there must be nothing wrong, Uncle Ning, you can rest assured~"

The old man took out a small red book, cut out two hundred yuan from the plastic title page, handed it to the big man, and thanked him for his kindness before he was reluctant to leave.

I walked over with a smile and kicked the big man who was checking the watermark: "It's so simple to take three days to win a job, what do you think I'll keep you?"

When the big man saw me, he quickly stood up, and the belt buckle almost slammed me on the head.

"This is still what you teach sentence by sentence, sixth brother, why don't you let me go to the school gate to block the children's money, I really can't do this to deceive the old man. ”

I raised my hand and pushed him away two steps so that I could stare at his face, and I rubbed my front teeth and said, "Don't make any special conditions to me, let you do whatever you want, you can rest for a while, and go to work as a nurse for other brothers in the afternoon." ”

"Oh......" The big man replied quietly, took out a punk headgear from his pocket and put it on his head, and then sat cross-legged on the pony and lowered his head to play with his phone.

I craned my neck and pointed at my phone: "What are you playing?"

"Onmyoji. ”

The big man said and showed me the phone, I glanced at it, I couldn't understand the bells and whistles, scolded him for being exaggerated, and then continued to look at other industries.

Not far to the left of the big man's booth gathered a small group of old men, who formed a formation in half a wall, opposite a short man who dragged his snot and ate jelly, and between the two sides was a chess board, and above the chessboard was a mysterious endgame.

The short man walked casually, and several old men discussed and pondered, and the folds on his face were almost scratched, and it took a long time for an old man to take a step on behalf of everyone.

The short man smiled, picked up a word and fell, and dragged a long voice: "Will Ang Ang Ang ~~~ army!"

A few old men hung their heads and paid money to accompany the short man, and then ate the heart-saving pills to eat the heart-saving pills, and the oxygen to inhale oxygen, ready to continue to the next plate.

I didn't dare to make do with it, because this short boy is also my child's boy, and he is not only clingy but also stumbling, and if he pesters me for an afternoon, I promise that I will not be able to do anything.

Bypassing the short man, there was a stall behind him, and the owner was a squinting fat man, who was playing with his mobile phone while holding a 2.5-liter bottle of Coke into his mouth.

I took two angry steps over, raised my hand and was a brain, squinting and squinting, the fat man squirted a mouthful of Coke as if it was piercing the intestines.

"What the hell are you doing? I believe you showed you the fortune-telling stall, and you don't know about the puller during this golden hour?"

The squinting fat man was also unhappy: "Sixth brother, I am just a driver, you should be an all-round like you." ”

I smiled, and the beauty snorted straight snot: "You don't have a flamboyant tongue, I can't be angry with the sixth master, I don't force you to make grades, but I can't get used to your lazy idleness." ”

The squinting fat man argued: "I'm not lazy, just now Mrs. Wang of the big top son asked me to solve the disaster, I really don't know what to do to borrow Coke here to kill my sorrows." ”

I asked, "Mrs. Wang, what the hell is the owner of the big top tobacco shop?"

"It's her! the one who has the cows!"

"What's so hard about that. I personally instructed: "You go over now, no matter what she says, you just say that her family lacks feng shui, and then borrow the strongest cow in her family, and say that a Lao Tzu rides a bull to the east with purple qi, and you need to ride a bull to bring purple qi from the east, and then you ride the cow directly to the east Lao Li butcher's house and sell it, understand?"

The squinting fat man nodded again and again: "Reliable, Sixth Brother Xie is pointing, you have to give me more money after doing this ticket, I don't have SSR yet." ”

"What's the matter?"

The squinting fat man showed me his phone: "Onmyoji, you don't play?"

I thought to myself, why are you playing with this thing, is it really that interesting?

I didn't have time to deal with it if it was interesting or not, so I explained a few details of the squinting fat man and continued to look for other stalls.

Well, the effect is good, the tricks, the business of selling antiques is very good, and it is estimated that it will not be a problem to earn tens of thousands of yuan today. But I noticed that these boys are fiddling with their mobile phones after work.,I'm almost stunned.,I'll also study it when I look back.,Look at the pattern characters are quite fancy.,Maybe there's a dew point gone.,Hey, hey, hey~~~

Wait!

Wait for me!!

What's that?!

Over there, on the side of selling counterfeit medicines, what happened to an old man with a fan and a blue-trimmed gown on a white background?

This is going to smash the field!

I took three steps and trotted, sprinted up from behind the old man in the white robe, jumped high and slapped his head down, and the old man who was shaking the fan comfortably just now was rolled out five or six meters away by me.

The movement made by the white robe was so great that all the old men walking around stopped and looked at the white robe who was rolling to the ground with the back of his head covered, and then looked at me who was staring at me with triangular eyes, and suddenly! Someone in the crowd burst into a shout.

"Liu... Liu Lao Liu?! It's Liu Lao Liu, who specializes in beating old men! Liu Lao Liu is back again! Old men over 60 years old are running away!"

This time it was lively, the originally crowded Beitai Park was emptied in an instant, leaving only wheelchair crutches all over the ground, and no one knew how many miracles had happened in an instant just now.

The brothers who were setting up the stalls around noticed the abnormality and came over one after another, I waved them to stop, and said in an extremely lonely tone: "This old man is over sixty years old, and he doesn't need your help......"

The crowd stood in a line behind me, and there was a tacit understanding that they did not say a word. The old man in the white robe who had been knocked down looked up at us, and in the shadow of the tree, we looked at each other for the first time.

I said that your eyeshadow painting is too exaggerated, you don't think Lai Cheng was beaten by me, right?

The white-robed old man staggered to his feet and waved at me with a tattered fan: "May I ask if this is the legendary Liu Lao Liu!"

I'm going up with a knee bang, and then the head of the head is Hot Wheels!

After fighting for a long time, I scolded: "What kind of legend are you listening to?

The old man in the white robe sat sideways on the ground and looked at me aggrievedly: "My father has never beaten me......"

Brains, brains!

"Don't fight, don't fight, sixth brother... Sixth Master, right?"

I just stopped, it seems that this old man really knows me, I said you get up.

The old man said I can get up, but you must not beat me again.

The big man behind me persuaded: "You better get up, it hurts more for the sixth brother to step on someone with his foot." ”

The old man stood up tremblingly, and opened a strange posture to face me: "Sixth master, I'm here to help!"

I sighed, and then smiled: "Eh, yes, this thing is troublesome, it turned out to be the food and clothing parents, say it quickly, do you want to tell the fortune or eliminate the disaster, we are also doing it with the wine and breaking the boredom." ”

The old man shook his head: "I can't hide it, what I ask for is much more complicated." ”

I looked back at the brothers behind me, and then laughed with them, jokes, jokes, there are things that I can't do in the sky and on the ground?!!

"Say, the sixth master will do it for you!"

The white-robed old man waved his fan: "Under the Onmyoji Qingming, I implore the sixth master to save the Onmyoji world!"

"Who do you say you are?!" Before I could speak, a group of people behind me shouted in unison, "Why do you say it again!"

The white-robed old man took a poss unhurriedly: "I am the savior representative of the Onmyoji world, and the Onmyoji Qingming." ”

Everyone looked at their phones, and they said something was wrong, and I was curious, so I leaned over to watch and found that they were all scratching their heads at a cartoon character.

In the end, everyone came to the conclusion: This person should be Qingming, and the picture may be too powerful.

The old man in the white robe asked us, "Do you believe my unconvincing lines?"

Everyone said that there was nothing to believe in this, we had never seen anything.

Qingming's tears fell: "That's great, you guys help me save the world, our Onmyoji world has been invaded by the spirit of the League of Legends world, and we can't hold on!"

I glared at him and asked, "Why should I help you?"

Qingming was stunned for a moment: "Isn't this your duty, you are not a jade ......"

"Stop!" I raised my hand to interrupt Qingming's words: "Don't talk about me, let's talk about the conditions, I'm nothing without the conditions." ”

Qingming compromised: "Okay, as far as I know, you have always wanted to build a stage for Liu Lao Liu, if you help me, I will pay for this money!"

My eyes lit up: "Do you have so much money?"

"Hmph, there's a lot of pits!"

I agreed with everyone behind me in unison: "Deal!"

Qingming said nervously: "Don't worry, you have no evidence, you have to leave some proof!"

I smiled and said, "Okay, the sixth master will set up a note for you." ”

Qingming took out his mobile phone: "It's not okay to just set up a note, you have to take pictures, videos and audio recordings, I have heard your legend, and I know that you love to play scoundrels......"

I laughed angrily, "Where the hell did you hear my legend?"

Qingming snorted: "It is written on the legend of Liu Lao Liu." ”

Everyone looked at me and said in unison: "Sixth brother, this stalk ......"

I sighed, "I know, the dirt is slag." ”

Qingming saw that my expression was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Then is our transaction still going on?"

I sighed weakly: "The sixth master doesn't like to let others hold the handle in his life, but as you said, my duty can't be sidelined." In this way, I will keep the money for the construction of the big stage, and as for your world, I will send someone else to save it. ”

"Who to send?"

"Someone who can represent me. I looked at the sky and whispered, "Official savior!"