Chapter 6: The Real World of Honkai 5
After everyone finished eating, Xiaobai drove Mu Mu and the other idlers outside, and then discussed cooking skills with Fang Yiscoop.
"What, how can Xiaobai kick us out?" shouted Xiaoxiao angrily.
Mu Mu leaned on the railing, looked at the clear river water under the railing, and the small fish swimming around, couldn't help spitting, and said casually: "Xiaobai wants to discuss cooking skills with others, what are you doing to make a scene, it's true." ”
Looking at these two daily bickering, Xiao Sheng couldn't interject, so he had to put his eyes on the rice ball who shook his head and moved his body on the side.
Although Onigiri is the weakest in Kime's side, her status is actually not low at all, if you treat her as a pet, then you will be unlucky. Of course, Xiaosheng would not make such a low-level mistake, if he could have a good relationship with Fantuan, he would be regarded as holding a big golden leg, which could be regarded as a roundabout strategy.
Ma Dan, as an author, is going to please a cat in a book, and there is no one left.
"Hello, rice ball~" Xiao Sheng greeted him in a friendly manner.
"Meow~" The rice ball shook his head, and the cold breath came to his face.
Awkward, cold, and extremely stiff.
Fortunately, someone finally broke this awkward situation.
"That...... Excuse me, how to get along Beluga Whale Road in Wenzhou City?" a voice sounded in Xiao Sheng's ears.
"Huh?" Xiao Sheng turned his head, only to see a young man dressed as a college student and looking good-looking looking at Xiao Sheng with expectant eyes.
"Uh, Moby Dick Road, right?" Xiao Sheng touched his chin and thought for a while, then frowned, "I seem to have heard of it somewhere, but I can't remember it, by the way, you can search it with a map on your mobile phone." ”
The young man smiled bitterly: "I want to too, but I don't know why, my mobile phone seems to be out of order, and I can't turn it on." ”
"Well, I'll search for you. Xiao Sheng took out his own Samsung note7, speaking of which this high-end mobile phone was picked up by Xiao Sheng from the thrift market, and it can be taken back at an ultra-low price, Xiao Sheng is very pleased with this, of course, there is news that the quality of this mobile phone is problematic, Xiao Sheng said, maybe he can use this mobile phone as a weapon after the villain invades the earth.
"White Neck Road, TL County, damn it, it's still quite far from here. The little saint shouted.
"Wait, it's not White Neck Road, it's Beluga Road. The young man leaned forward and corrected.
"Well, but there's no such path as you said. Xiao Sheng handed over the mobile phone, and the young man didn't believe in evil, so he took the mobile phone and searched it again.
After a while, the young man said with a panicked expression: "This ...... How is this possible, did I really cross over?"
Xiao Sheng was stunned for a moment, and carefully looked at the young man in front of him, "Are you crossing over?" ”
"I ...... I don't even know how I'm dressed, I slept well in the dorm. The young man said with a confused expression.
"Alright, alright, don't worry, all you have to do now is find your guardian. Xiao Sheng comforted, "Well, by the way, you go to that Yipintang and explain the situation to the master there, she will help you as a traverser." ”
"Really?" the young man looked hopeful, and after thanking him repeatedly, he trotted towards Yipintang with a stomach full of doubts.
At this time, Xiaoxiao pointed at the young man and smiled at Mumu: "Big boss, you have hurt a poor guy again." ”
Mu Mu was annoyed, "What does it matter to me, I said that this matter has nothing to do with my half a dime." ”
Turning his head with a smile, he asked Xiao Sheng, "Why did you go to Yipintang for help?"
"Oh, because of this change, writers from all over the world have united to form an alliance, and those writers will have their own channels of communication, and that Yipintang is obviously opened by a certain writer, so if you ask her for help, the young man will soon be able to meet his own author. Xiao Sheng explained.
"Hmm. Xiaoxiao nodded, "Oh no, then why don't you tell him directly, aren't you also the author?"
Then Xiaoxiao seemed to remember something, and laughed: "I understand, it must be that your grade is too low to join that alliance, hahaha, I'm happy to hear it." ”
Madan, what nonsense is the truth.
Xiao Sheng looked at the smile with an indignant face, and dared not speak angrily.
Gradually, the group began a lively conversation under the big willow tree, Mumu told the story of what he saw and heard in that world, and Xiao Sheng also told some embarrassing anecdotes about this world, accompanied by a laughing gag, everyone chatted happily.
After a long time, Xiaobai came out of Yipintang with a smile on her face, and she said to everyone with great interest: "Yo, you guys are quite energetic in chatting." ”
"Xiaobai Xiaobai, what do you want to do for us?" Xiaoxiao immediately ran over and looked at her expectantly.
Xiaobai shrugged, "We don't have any good ingredients now, do you know, a spoonful of raw materials for cooking is all from a certain farmer." ”
"Hey~" smiled and waved his hand, and said disapprerovantly, "I thought it was a big deal, wasn't it just the ingredients? There are so many outside the earth, and the big bird flying around outside is delicious at a glance......
"Big boss, let's go hunting!"
"Alas~" Mu Mu sighed and said, "Actually, we don't have top-notch ingredients, I have caught a lot of Chaos Beasts in those endless years, they are all excellent ingredients, not only good quality, but also large quantity, the smallest one is the size of a red giant." ”
"Huh. Xiaobai looked resentful, "It's really as you said, but the concubine can't do it." ”
Alas, as a chef, facing the best ingredients but not knowing how to start, this is simply torturous.
Xiaoxiao also jumped out, and complained dissatisfiedly: "Big boss, you can eat those fierce beasts yourself, we can't talk about it at all, even Scalloe can't split the flesh of those fierce beasts." ”
"Okay, okay, let's go hunting, and those chaos beasts will find a way to solve it later. Mume said helplessly.
Xiao Bai looked at Mu Mu with a determined expression, and said loudly: "After I am promoted to Heavenly Immortal, I will definitely have a way to deal with those fierce beasts." ”
"Okay, okay, let's go. Kime was the first to jump and rushed out of the earth in an instant.
Xiaobai picked up the rice balls, pulled Xiaosheng with a smile, and flew out of the earth together.
"Wait, I can't survive in the universe. Xiao Sheng looked at the smaller and smaller buildings on the ground, and couldn't help but scream.
"Ah, isn't this my protection? Xiaoxiao said lightly, "Alas, where are you going, let go of my thighs." ”
"I ...... I'm still scared!" replied the little saint tremblingly.
In desperation, Xiaoxiao had to prop up a larger protective shield so that Xiao Sheng could step on it as if he were walking on the ground.
In the middle of space, a group of villains gathered here showed playful smiles when they saw that there was another guy who was not afraid of death leaving the defensive barrier, and the Immortal Emperor was the first to rush forward and swallow the big bald head in the front.
"Dead bald, if you want to blame, you have to blame you for meeting this emperor, remember, my name is the Immortal Emperor!"
Well, this is the last sentence that the Immortal Emperor said in this world, stunned that it can be reborn with blood drops, and its soul is immortal, and it still can't resist Kime's indestructible punch.
A headless god phoenix the size of a planet was just like that in the universe, and a cold air immediately grew in the hearts of a group of villains with a frozen smile, dead, the arrogant immortal god phoenix couldn't block the bald punch, this ...... How strong is this bald head?
"Do you want to run?" was the first thing that came to the minds of those villains, but they immediately vetoed it, because their dignity as a strong man did not allow it, that is, as the saying goes, death is to suffer face.
"Well, the rest of the food doesn't look like ingredients, so let's just serve it in one pot. Mu Mu glanced at it and waved his hand with a punch.
After an instant, the other villains who were rushing over hurriedly turned around and fled away from the solar system, running for their lives outside the galaxy.
Earthlings are so insidious, with this kind of strongman, why don't they show up early, they have to come out when they feel that the general trend has been decided, insidious and shameless, earthlings must want to bring them together, one pot, hum, there is no door, from now on, we will be distributed to all corners of the universe.
Mu Mu easily accepted the headless divine phoenix, as well as the body of the green cow that was only half cut after being affected by misfortune, and was about to return to the earth, but found that a distorted aura appeared near the moon, and after asking about the system, his eyes lit up, and he turned back to Xiao Shengdao: "Do you want to cross?"
"What?" Xiao Sheng suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Haha, let's go play in other dimensions. Mu Mu led everyone through that aura, and even though Xiao Sheng was unwilling, he couldn't refuse, so he had to be forcibly taken in by Xiaoxiao.
On the earth, the four strongest protagonists looked at the space dumbfounded, terrifying, what kind of person is that guy, he is so perverted, the small universe in my body can't help but tremble!