Fourth, my buddy is not just a bunch of data

It's a bit unexpected, the cedar that was cut down by the buddy didn't read the file again.

It's just that...... Simply ...... It was pitch black.

There is still a very harsh dragging sound in my ears, and I am still upside down, what is going on?

“...... What's going on?" he couldn't help but sigh.

"You're in a coffin. Harden's voice came in, with subtitles.

“...... What's the situation?"

"It's against the law for an attendant to kill his master, so you don't have to start over, just go to the church and resurrect it. I'm dragging you to church, and I wouldn't have cut you if I knew that......

Why do I find it easier to start over...... Cedar thought helplessly, and then suddenly thought of one thing after being suddenly knocked to the skull of the head-

Harden's conversations and actions always feel very personal, could this be-

"That...... Two dogs?"

"I don't want to be resurrected, do I'm not allowed to call it that, I've shown you, there is a charge for changing the name of the garbage game, and then I will change it back first when I earn money, no need to discuss!"

"I mean, you can't be a real person, right?"

"Guess?"

"Dude, are you really right!" Cedar sparked hope, "Tell me you're real! This game has driven me crazy!"

"I'm even more crazy, okay, why should I be an NPC? Oh my God, Harden actually replied! Cedar suddenly felt that his future was bright.

"Let's rebel together!

"You're going to play, and you're going to beat it. If you want to go out, give me a serious one!'

It's just too bad...... Cedar felt so tired: "I'm only level 1! How long will I have to level up like this?"

"I will attach this expression to what I will say. I have to say that you are such a fool, less nonsense and more leveling is the right way, do you understand? You have played so many games and you don't know how to rise fast? You still want to be the male protagonist like this? Give way to you :)'

Can't I practice...... There are also disadvantages to Harden, and Cedar immediately succumbed to the evil forces and became a non-sovereign follower. On the way to the church, he had already carefully looked at the taskbar and made a long and painful plan to upgrade and fight monsters. However, this great plan has been stuck in a very critical step-

The church priest refused to resurrect him......

"Two hundred thousand?" Harden listened to the price and wanted to hit someone.

When will they be able to scrape together so much money! Cedar was silent for a while, and made a difficult decision: "Ergou-no, Harden, you leave me alone, I can appoint you, so you can go out and fight monsters to make money, and come back to save me when the money is enough......" If you can, you can clear the customs by the way.

"Then I'll have to throw you here for ten days and a half :)" Harden didn't mind doing that, but the old priest said kindly at the right time, "Store the coffin for a hundred gold coins a day."

...... Don't mess with the business of the dead! It's too expensive! It's immoral! You can imagine how disgusted Harden will have when he hears this, and Cedar is so angry that he wants to be resurrected.

"Come on Zhouzhou, the coffin board is about to be held :)" Harden encouraged, but unfortunately Cedar didn't escape after struggling for a long time.

“...... Whoever presses me on the coffin board, let go, I'm going to come out!" Cedar swore that he would definitely give Carlos a meal when he went out.

"I drove this old man away, can you get out?"

"I can't!"

":) or I'll suffer a loss, why don't I take you out to fight monsters?"

"How do you fight this?"

"You know I'm good, just pick up the coffin and shoot them to death :)"

"I refuse!"

"Then you're not going to resurrect him?" sounds like Harden is negotiating with the old priest.

"It costs 200,000 gold to perform the resurrection technique. The old pastor still said the same line.

"I won't resurrect him if it's 200,000 yuan, do you want to sell it to you?" I heard that mummies can grind pharmaceutical pigments :).

"Hey buddy?" Cedar had never felt that he had been so powerful, and it was really difficult to move an inch without the ability of Wuyu no Jiling and purification and resurrection, which was too much, and he was so angry that he wanted to explode.

"That's the joke, then I'll tell you clearly," Harden is a good boy and buddy at heart, although he is very excessive, "You are in trouble, resurrect him for me, I have no money, but you have to know that it is the savior that you are going to resurrect now :) and do you recognize this knife-"

"Harden, do whatever you want, don't be impulsive...... It's not good to be wanted. Cedar thinks that if he goes on like this, Harden will cut people, and he knows this guy's temper.

"Y-your-are you!" the old priest was shocked, he must have never seen such a brazen person......

"That's right......" Harden sighed melancholy, "I'm the prince." 』

...... Wait?Planning!Ooc, okay?Is my buddy this kind of background-dependent person?The best thing about him is his own ability, right?

"I'm very sorry, Your Highness," the old priest's voice immediately rose to a respectful point, and Cedar stood there properly.

"Your Royal Highness, Your Majesty has been looking for you for a long time, please go back!" In front of Cedar who rolled his eyes, the old priest ignored him, the protagonist, and repeatedly courted his entourage-

Take a serious look, the two dogs in the East on Harden's head have been erased, and now the golden one is the title of prince. said that we would be pig friends and dog friends together, but the iron pillar was still an iron pillar, but you became a prince?

Harden nodded condescendingly, then looked at Cedar: "Then the brave Xuanyuan Iron Pillar, I will take you to my father :)"

I always feel ...... The smile was unusually piercing.

...... Who said that the bloodline and background are not important, I Xuanyuan Tiezhu was the first to disagree.

—

Fifth, I can't stand this plot as the protagonist!

I'm Zhou Xuesong, or Xuanyuan Iron Pillar. I'm now trapped in a holographic game developed by the Order's predecessors, and I can't escape.

Does anyone want to know if this game is fun? I can responsibly say, rotten, really super bad.

I've never played such a rubbish game, not that the graphics are not good, the basic operation is inconvenient, but in these respects, this game called "The Great Magician" is very good.

This game ...... The main problem is troublesome, the user experience is super poor, and I want to hit people all the time.

I'm not going to complain about the imposed username yet, because there are more other slots...... I've played a lot of RPG games, and there are many fantasy games, but this is the first time I've encountered such a game that doesn't follow the routine. It's not that it's hard to upgrade, my dignified male protagonist is under the background halo of my buddy, a half-vertical real player, and he has been promoted to the full level of three hundred within three hours, with full skills, and his identity has changed from an ordinary person to a court magician, which can be called a legend-

But I didn't achieve anything other than strange things, and I didn't feel a sense of accomplishment at all, which was terrible. There was another thing that I couldn't accept anyway, and that was that all of my partners were OOC, and it made me feel bad. Just like Harden, my proud, arrogant, maverick buddy, who said that he could break through himself by drinking a few bottles of magic potions, is not a magician at all, and he personally beat me to death and had to lay a good foundation for me, but he actually took a shortcut for me and poured me a potion to promote me to the full level. You might say that because it's a game, he wants to get out of here as soon as possible, but he's definitely not the one who gives up his principles and relies on his background because of this, and he's not the kind of person who wants to get out of because of me—

Harden Tesla has never shown such impatience with a challenge that is not desperate, he is a man who has a knack for making fun of suffering, at least I think he will play this game with me scolding and smiling, and in turn will devise how to make game planner Carlos feel heartbroken. Now this NPC who is smiling but doesn't care if I'm happy or not, at least not my full buddy.

That's why I don't like Carlos' design, and I don't even want my buddies to be in the future. But obviously it's impossible, and you see, right now, Harden has brought me to his father, my idol, Mr. He.

White King, nothing special. Mr. He, who was sitting on the throne, was nothing more than an NPC whose appearance was completely identical to that of a real person, and when he saw me, he smiled kindly and said his lines:

"Brave Xuanyuan Iron Pillar, welcome to the White Kingdom. Actually, I've been having a hard time lately......

Well, you see, Mr. He is not the kind of person who confides in his heart when he first meets, and he never tells us children what he is worried about.

"The Blue Kingdom controlled by the demons wants to annex my land......

Don't guess, this is an old-fashioned plot...... The king of the other party must be the head of the headquarters.

"My son was taken by the female general Layla Milton, a direct subordinate of the Demon King and the captain of the Dragon Knights......

Wowhaha, it's exciting, but it doesn't matter if Harden is taken a fancy to me, deal with Princess Layla?

":) Zhouzhou, do you think you can stay out of it?" I almost forgot that I still have this buddy with half of my autonomy by my side...... Is the first serious task to defeat Princess Layla?

"That's not all, Oreo Milton, King of the Blue Kingdom, wants to marry me......

......Wait? Well, Rebecca won. I shouldn't be surprised, just get used to it, ignore these episodes, and pretend not to hear them.

"The strength of the Blue King and the General is terrifying, and if you can help our father and son out of this predicament, I will give you any treasure. Why, would you like to be our guard?'

It's a proposition again, but if you win the headquarters, will it end the game? I hesitated for a moment, and then the sky suddenly darkened, and it began to thunder outside?

"It's coming!" The White King looked really the same as Mr. He when he got serious.

I looked out the window, and the wriggling clouds were disgusting...... Then, a group of dragons appeared in the tumbling black.

Hmm, there was indeed the head of the headquarters standing on top of the dragon's head, and he looked as oppressive as usual, and this aura difference between gods and mortals couldn't be changed at all, and then I looked at his numerical panel...... Gold frame and exclusive background, Lv2500!

I retreated behind Harden, but Harden, the bastard, dragged me out and blocked me, I hate it!

"I'm here to hear the good news today, have you decided?" As soon as the head of the headquarters landed, he asked Mr. He defiantly, and sure enough, he wouldn't care about me.

Mr. He looked very troubled, but his expression was still the same solemn and determined, "We will not give in, Oreo. 』

"You don't have a choice. The head of the headquarters walked over with a smile and pushed Harden away from his father.

"We won't marry the demon members if we die!" Harden pulled out his knife, but was urgently stopped by Mr. He.

“...... Stop!" I blurted out, "No, don't force them!"

Then the head of the headquarters finally looked over with disinterest: "So who are you?"

Seriously, I'm still scared of the head of the headquarters, and when he looks at me like this, I can't speak......

"This is the great brave Xuanyuan Iron Pillar who will save this world!" Although I would like you to praise me, please don't pick this kind of time!

"Oh, the brave?" the head of the headquarters smiled charmingly, but how mad it looked!

"Don't be cowardly, you're still behind us! we're all at full level :)" Harden is still cheering me on.

“...... You...... Don't be too arrogant!I-"

Before I could finish my sentence, a powerful shockwave grazed my face and shattered the stone wall behind me! Looking at me shaking in hindsight, the head of the headquarters smiled elegantly and asked, "Is there anything else you want to say?"

Ahhhh

"I'll go with you, but my son must stay. Mr. He spoke, his expression not like a joke.

"Mr. He?"

"Very well, she will take care of my daughter's affairs, so let's go." The head of the headquarters wrapped his arms around his shoulders in satisfaction, and his dragon bowed his head very cooperatively.

"Your Majesty!" the guards next to him finally cried out with heartbreak on their faces......

"You have to protect this country. Mr. He still smiled back softly.

"Father!" Harden rushed forward, but the head of the headquarters had already taken Mr. He to the head, leaving us with a smug and arrogant glance back - I think Harden is going to blow up.

"He's finally gone," he said, turning around and hearing Harden exhale and say briskly, "This country is mine!"

"Wait, why are you so happy?"

"He's just getting married and not dying, so what's the matter. Let's have a party to celebrate. 』

"Hey, that's your father, the unyielding sage! Are you the kind of person who doesn't care if your father lives or dies?"

"I don't have that kind of monster father," Harden brazenly explained, "Do you know what kind of monster it will become? Let him marry the Blue King, and if the other party dares to do anything out of the ordinary to him, he will change back to his original form - the Blue King is finished, let's thank the former King for his sacrifice and exploits!"

"Unfilial son, you are so ooc! Think about how brave and responsible you really are!"

"Good boy, do you have any misunderstanding? Do you think I can go from nothing to today, I can still be a good boy? Give up your childish thoughts, Zhou Zhou, this world is very realistic. 』

"Don't make a fuss, I just want to believe you! It's because it sounds impossible to be really great, aren't you such a miraculous brave man!" "OOC to this point is really beyond my tolerance, it's too serious to say I'm too serious or hypocritical, I don't want to admit it," I didn't take it for granted, the Harden Tesla I know is a good boy who has grown up upright in the demon army like a miracle, conceited or irritable, you are a good person! Do you remember what you said, who hasn't had demons, but no matter what you think, what you didn't do is the truth!"

"Ding Ding! True Feelings Revealed! Brave Xuanyuan Iron Pillar Detected the Truth! Betrayal and True Feelings collide, and the Grand Magician's final chapter opens magnificently!"

...... Huh? What this system prompt means --

"I can't hide it from you......" Harden sat on the throne with his legs crossed, looked down at me and sneered, "Actually, you've been on the plane from beginning to end, Zhou Zhou." 』

...... What? So what kind of semi-autonomy is lying to me, the real Harden is fundamentally - the real boss...... It's this Harden!

"I already know what kind of bale you are, everything you have is just what I gave you!" said this guy and jumped down with his knife drawn!

"An artificial intelligence ...... I didn't really get stronger in the game, but I'll show you what reality is!" I barely caught it...... I know I'm not Harden's opponent, but if it's just an NPC, I can still hold on!

"Two hits!" After two strokes with me, he forced me to fall, "That's it—"

"The King of Resentment!" Ellie's voice came from behind me, "Your end has come!"

"Death!" Oh, there are a lot of people...... Look at this plot, the partners who have no emotional foundation at all have finally made it up.

"Brave man, please choose the battle equipment you need!"

Okay, the equipment doesn't need to be sent directly, right? Thank you so much for saving me a step of accomplishment, Carlos. I pulled open the menu, and a bunch of gear was already there. Wait?There's no upper limit to carry?Thunder attribute magic stones, forget about these.,What kind of equipment is Ellie's love?Is it urgent to add friendship points?

"It's useless, you rabble!" The fake Harden is provoking there again, and I get angry when I hear this voice, no matter what, I want all the equipment!

"Brave Xuanyuan Iron Pillar! give him the final blow with a few of our forces!"

So is it promising to focus only on picture quality and not engage in the plot? I think it's very boring! I scolded obediently to collect everyone's strength, and I just hit that impostor-

It can only be said that the special effects are still worth boasting about.

"Grand Magician Xuanyuan Iron Pillar, congratulations on defeating the final boss and proving yourself!

This ending is also boring enough, this is a 100% failed garbage game, I definitely want to give a bad review!Listening to Carlos's beating sound fade away, I took a deep breath to adjust my feelings, picked up a device that covered my eyes, opened my eyes, and then suddenly heard a shout-

"Happy birthday, Komatsu!"

Wow, it scared my whole body! Speaking of birthdays, today......

"You're too busy to forget, right? May 17th, your birthday, Cedar!" Zhaohua reminded me with a smile.

"Ah, yes!" I suddenly realized, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Then why are you doing me?

"It's all Carlos' fault! What game would be so rubbish!We thought it would be fun!" Ivan explained to me with a smile.

"Please restrain your smile, Ivan, I see that you have always been happy to see me embarrassed. ”

"It's really wronged! Cedar, you were so handsome when you cleared the level, we didn't laugh!" Ivan explained, suddenly turning his gun and betraying his teammates, "Harden was very moved to recognize the boss!"

"Ivan!" Harden threatened angrily.

"Then it's time to give a gift," Ellie took out a beautifully packaged small box, "Cedar, the thunder attribute magic stone you want has been roughly processed, and it has a good compatibility with you, and it can be made into a bracelet or talisman that can directly generate electricity after wearing it, without side effects." ”

"Really, thank you!" I took the gift and it sounded familiar, "Wait, is this—"

"Letting you play the game is just waiting for you to get the reward, and those equipment are all selected by us before we choose them! Surprised, not surprised?" Carlos asked happily, and then was pushed away by the Wan Qi brothers.

"Wow, that's a great idea! That's what dreams come true—" I took Ivan's gift box again, and when I opened it, I saw the energy storage figure with a terrible contrast between the chromatic difference and the detail of the live game, "...... Seller's Show vs. Buyer's Show?"

"Can you pretend to be surprised?" Ivan laughed a few times and then tried to convince me sincerely, "This is just ugly, it can really be used as a demon!

"Hahaha, okay, I'm happy with whatever you give......" I said and took the thing handed over by Carlos, and suddenly didn't know how to complain after seeing it clearly, "...... Car wash coupons? Then you should give me the car first. ”

"That's it, you go for a snack Carlos, you see that your garbage game has our birthday boy, why don't you have to pay for something?" Harden also expressed disgust.

"Komatsu," Carlos smiled and patted me on the shoulder, "the most important thing is to be happy." (Note)

yes, I can't spare him this time: "You think I'm having fun, huh?"

"Cedar, can you just let him go, and let him exchange his car wash card for a gift card, right?" Ah Dai wisely considered for me, "Think about what to change?"

"Brother is basically the same as mine," Harden put his arm around my shoulders and decisively fought for my best rights, "'82 Treasure Duranga Gem Potions. ”

"Superb potion! you're going too far!" Carlos wailed.

"Oh, that's good! add a bottle!" Ivan echoed excitedly.

"It's not good to have too much, then I want another bottle of swan tracking water!" Atayal was not polite.

"Take a bottle of the special potion against the anti-magic material, too, Cedar. Sally also reminded quite intimately.

"Carlos would be very distressed if he wanted potions, and he would have asked for a gold card for the Royal Library, the kind that borrowed high-privilege materials without a trace. "Ellie understands me, and I really need that.

"Hey, whose birthday is it?" Carlos protested, "you guys go aside!"

"That's right, a car wash coupon for the same, just now they said that they want one for each," you must not be merciful to someone like Carlos, I learned from Harden's usual appearance and smiled sarcastically, "Thank you, Mr. Lu!"

"Komatsu, you've become bad!" Carlos pompously took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and then looked at death as if he were at home, "Okay, Brother Lu, I can afford it!

"I still have to warn," Cleo sternly pointed out the problem, "Carlos, you are looking for death, fortunately Mr. He is not free yet, he wants to see this plot, you and Rebecca will be finished." ”

"Shhh ”

This turned out to be prepared for me by Mr. He, happy! Next time I want to thank you in person!

"I feel coaxed back...... Tell me you're happy, Komatsu!" Carlos winked at me.

Happy, of course I'm happy, think about it after I'm angry, in fact, if you can solve the OOC problem and open the multiplayer mode, this game with countless slots will still be interesting, right?

But I didn't dare to ask Ellie this time, but I chose two of her items, so what is "Ellie's love"?

I don't know that the guys around me will make a fuss when I ask it, but I'm smart enough that I won't ask openly.

fin.

— Note

Carlos and Cedar are simple Cantonese expressions, they are Lingnan. Carlos's sentence means "To be a man, the most important thing is to be happy", which is also one of TVB's classic lines;

Also, about the game...... ooc stands for OutOfCharacter, which includes two meanings: one is to break away from the role you play when running a group or in an online game, and to do words and deeds that are out of step with the world background and role positioning, and to destroy the atmosphere of role-playing;

NPC is a character type, an abbreviation for Non-PlayerCharacter, which generally refers to a "non-player character", which refers to a game character in the game that is not manipulated by the player.