Volume 1 The Dark Gold Puppet of the Empire Chapter 30 Bad Jokes

This little song did not have a name at first, and was later named "Song of the Little Muse" by Elizabeth, which was the reward she asked for after teaching Augustine the secret of red gamma, and Augustine, who was shy in his pocket, had to bite the head, based on some Plantagenet ballad passages and fragments of the Duchy of Rose serenade that he heard from his mother as a child, with his flashing lyrics, and finally made this little tune out, but Elizabeth always likes to tamper with the lyrics without authorization, and turn all the protagonists into her alone.

The full Little Muse should be:

Whoever threw the black rose thorn was the cute little shaman, who gave the coffin music box, it was the timid Augustine, oh ah-la-aγ€œ

Who hid the pink lipstick jar, it was the innocent little Lori, who threw the sword and shield, it was poor Augustine, oh Lalaγ€œ

Who threw the plasma crystal bottle, the elegant little lady, who owed the candy cross, was Augustine who had no money, oh Lalaγ€œ

Whoever wears the gorse foundation is the pretty little queen, who wears the obsidian pocket watch, it's the funny Augustine, oh Lalaγ€œ

The great Elizabeth, with the tiny Augustine, looked at the starry sky among the thorns when she was tired, rested her feet in the smoke when she was sleepy, and snuggled up to each other on the battlefield when she died.

"You sing so badly. Elizabeth finally stopped crying and complained.

"It's rare to sing it once, and I don't know how to praise it implicitly. Augustine said embarrassedly, gently helping the little butler wipe away the tears and dust from his body.

The "Lori" who was occupied by the great shaman and her body and soul was actually a little princess Plantagenet who was left behind and preserved in the Muse Continent two hundred years ago, because Elizabeth's shamanism was by no means an invasion of the ordinary meaning at the level of puppetry, so her soul must be completely fused with this legendary flawless body. Augustine has fought alongside her to this day, and has long since ceased to regard her as a bloody shaman, but just a little butler worthy of his protection regardless of interests, she may be angry for no reason, and will be arrogant and unreasonable, but Augustine is very impatient on the surface, in fact, he hopes that she can always be simple and relaxed, and read such a godless bestseller as "Flowers and Blood" every day, instead of calculating the Vatlantican Holy See all day long.

If she really was just a miser who counted a few Bourbon coins that Augustine owed her, she would never have taken the huge risk of interrupting a critical stage in the evolution of a golden subspecies pet, a risk that could not be easily estimated by a mountain or two of Caesar gold coins, when in fact she had already done so, and the Nile white python nicknamed "Little Girl" in her hand fell into an early "hibernation" like the "little boy" black mamba.

"I'm going to clean up the battlefield, I'm going to say it, except for the two great knights who were cleaned up by the lame, the two alchemists and the hateful duke-level puppeteer are my personal trophies, and the ownership, research and dominance of them and the great knight Descartes are all mine, and only the last right to use can be divided into a little bit for you!" Elizabeth tucked the little white python of the Nile into her pocket and jumped up, crossed her waist, with vaguely visible tears, and her face returned to normal.

"No problem. ”

Augustine smiled, but his heart was full of distress, a hole card that could carry three archmages Nile white python fell into a deep sleep like Prince Dimet, distressed for Elizabeth, and also had a worry about the reduction of the number of cards in his hand.

The level setting of the puppeteer on the epic continent is very unique, and it is also very interesting, similar to the human nobles, it has a total of 7 levels, the entry white sir, in order of increasing is the green baron, the yellow viscount, the black earl, the blue marquis, the red duke, and the last top-level puppet prince, as for the puppeteer master who ascends to the top of the puppet world, there will be a special title, the epic continent generally appears every half a century a puppet emperor whose talent and luck are equally terrifying, like the recent puppet king St. Rome, who almost independently supported a principality from being annexed by the Titans, in addition to being strong, he also has the luck to make the rest of the puppeteers collapseIn addition to controlling a young Caroline dragon captured from the Muse Continent, he also has a forbidden puppet rumored to be the descendant of angels and humans, and it is this lucky old guy who is so lucky that it exists in the Caucasus, so that the weak Duchy of Sara can be peaceful and calm in the eyes of the Titan Empire, and become a commercial paradise that refuses to fight.

"Whoever can get old Rome out of the Caucasus, I'll give him half of the Duchy of Sarah. "This is the complaint of Prince William, the titan god of war, at a military meeting.

But the problem is that in a Caucasian battlefield full of unknowns, the old puppeteer who is impossible for the three Holy Coffin Knights to defeat, who has the strength to fight the co-owner of the young dragon and half an angel?

The old monster's response to Prince William was a stumbling remark that made historians stumble: "What bastard can train William's daughter, Princess Barbara, into a slave girl, and I will give him a dragon." ”

Hearing the various versions of the commoners, they have to sigh so much, absurd and perverted high society.

Young Master Augustine, who dreamed of catching a dragon as a mount as a child, was eager to try it, but for now, the most important thing for him was to hurry up and meet the next wave of attacks that could appear at any time, because the imperial magnates who could go to the table and try to stifle [order] must be old foxes with deep family backgrounds and good calculations, who know how to flirt and give a "fatal shot".

So Augustine got up and asked Hera and Ares to help drag the corpses that were good for Elizabeth and Sheephorn back to the castle of Sinago, it seems that Sheephorn will be very busy next, because its new owner will throw the corpses of two great knights and 5 archmages to them in one go, and the ground part of the castle of Sinago, which was flattened after the battle, The cost of the destruction of the golden puppet was expected by Augustine, and the only dissatisfaction may be that the Young Knights were lucky enough to survive, witnessing the strength of Elizabeth and the Cripple Servant, which is both a good thing and a bad thing, and the tangled Augustine returned to the underground with his only few cronies, ignoring the shocked Sheep's Horn Lab, and returned to the study to rest.

Elizabeth had already instructed Ares to bring all the fresh toys to her private lair on the 8th floor, and at the Alpha Dunk Shield Bazaar she had asked Augustine to buy a large number of materials, enough for her to vent her anger at the three poor creatures who had died ten thousand times, and Augustine did not want to imagine what monsters they would become in the hands of little Lori.

Hera, who was significantly faster than Augustine's physical recovery, was once again reduced to a maid who massaged him, but this time she was much more willing, and after this setback, Hera's [family loyalty] skyrocketed, and although scholars have been trying to quantify the sources of belief with the eight main systems, no one has been able to give enough convincing theoretical data.

"What's next?" Hera asked softly.

"I don't have any cards to play anymore, and another wave of opponents of the same size can seduce me to the underground castle to fight street battles, but it's a pity that [Skadi's Soul Elegy] took half of my energy during this time, and most of the rest is spent drawing detailed maps of these floors, except for the study and the maze on the third floor to create some small magic arrays, which can only let the enemy unimpeded. ”

Augustine said regretfully, closing his eyes, he likes the feeling of being full again every time the nuclear weight dries up, although the suffocation pain into the bone marrow, but it is very fulfilling, and many paranoid magicians who pursue efficiency also like to use this way to expand the nuclear weight capacity, like a spring, it must be stretched enough to obtain a satisfactory amplitude, of course, provided that the spring is not broken, he breathed a sigh of relief, " Now we can wait for the horns to hand over to me two excellent skeleton knights, it would be a pity for knights above level 10 to make clumsy undead puppets, skeleton knights are the best choice, increase strength but retain a certain IQ, this is a qualified weapon. As for the 5 Tulip Mages and Grand Arcanists, they may also be using their hands on nuclear weights, mage dolls have never been the mainstream of the real battlefield, and their fancy performances will only appear in the arena, without any practical reference value. ”

Augustine motioned for Hera to rub his temples and continued to talk to himself, " It seems that no matter whether that group of children understands drawing or not, they must be pulled to the ground to cooperate with the knights to participate in the construction of the 12 Zodiac Palace magic array, you must pay attention to one point in this regard, that is, do not let anyone come into contact with the drawings of the entire magic array level, the pattern I handed over to you, you divide it, one copy per person, and each one must be out of order, and strive to achieve the speed of completing a sub-magic array in two and a half days, rough is rough, and then fill and plump it later, now there is no time to squander. In addition to supervising the Knights and the Magic Array, you can help me make some familiar magic arrays on the first floor of the basement in your free time, the principle is only one point, you must not have high requirements for nuclear weights, but the destructive power must be enough. ”

"Okay. Hera nodded, and instead of worrying all day and facing a male master alone, it was better to devote herself to heavy work day and night.

"If possible, [Order] will have a large number of institutions in the future, and the Sacramental Ministries will have some of them, and I plan to put you in charge of the Knights and the Arcane Research Laboratory in the future, and you can prepare now. ”

Augustine said softly, pulling out a rough schematic diagram of the Cosmo structure and handing it to Hera, "I must remind you that the Knights are the three organizations that I value the most, along with the Strategic Reserve Room and the Garden of Eden, but the current Knights are not recognized by me at all, so you must not be too emotional about that group of low-level knights with limited potential." In my ideal, the number of Cosmo knights should be around 1,000, and the lowest should be high-ranking knights, which is around 900. There are 50 grand knights, 10 knights above level 16, and at least two or three knights in the holy coffin, only such a knight can compete with the ten knight orders outside the two main knight groups of the empire. Crazy, isn't it?"

Hera nodded lightly, and said with her rare gentleness, "But it's not ridiculous at all." ”

"It's frustrating to think that before I had even created [Order], there was a peer in the Far North who had already taken control of an empire and was trying to twist the head of a red Junker bear, and that he was still a woman. Augustine laughed to himself. His so-called peers were the Empress Kami, who, along with Emperor Jupit, became the newest apostle playing card to symbolize power.

"Will she succeed?" Because everyone is considered a heretical woman by their respective Holy Sees, Hera has no aversion to the unattainable Empress Kami.

"I don't know. She is taking the most difficult path, changing the trend of an empire from the most fundamental beliefs and institutions, and she herself has said that 50 years will make a country adapt to this change at most, and the next 150 years will be the key to the success of this change, all she has to do is to live to be 100 years old, train a successor, and let the Junker Bear rush forward according to the great inertia she planned. Augustine sighed, "It can be seen that she is not simply a politically naΓ―ve paranoia, a person may be able to usurp the rule of an empire for decades, but it is unrealistic to want the empire to turn over, it does require the joint efforts of several generations, and I must meet with Empress Kamiu when I have the opportunity to ask her how to prevent herself from becoming a complete madman." ”

Hera shook her head helplessly, and the last sentence was another bad joke.

"Hera, you're a goddess in Saxon, aren't you?"

Augustine asked suddenly, turning his head to look at the bewildered woman, and giving an explanation, "It's the kind of woman who can make a man crazy with a casual polite smile." ”

Hera kept her mouth shut, not intending to answer.

"One day, maybe you will become the knightly goddess of the Holy Empire. Augustine laughed, and then laughed to himself, as if he himself had a vision for the idea.

Hera was indifferent to this, too far away. As always, Master Augustine's "crazy but not ridiculous" joke.

Augustine closed his eyes, rested his head lightly on the goddess's chest, and muttered, "Next door to Black Swan Lake is the manor of the two big families, Greenspan and Todd, and since someone has broken into Black Swan Lake now, I should also go out and start trying to deal with the lords of Marceaushire." ”

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(This third chapter is a bit late.) PS: This week's cumulative update is about 50,000 words, which has reached the expected daily average of 7,000. This is the goal for the next week!ps2: Some friends are worried that "Celestial" will take the data flow route, I can answer clearly, don't worry, unless I am crazy, I will use data as the main line. However, there will definitely be a basic setting in the early stage, because this has always been what I think a Western fantasy should have, otherwise it will be like a mess of paste, purely criticizing the Western fantasy to write oriental fantasy. So treat these uncommon private goods, and try to look at them with a loving eye~~~ps3: "Little Muse" is purely written and played by me, not counting the numbers, right?