Chapter 286: Let the snake open its mouth
?“ What? You touch it, where is she?" Chen Hanxue's eyes widened suddenly, and she looked at Chen Jiu with surprise, what does it mean to touch it. There will be no less piece of meat in two strokes? You must know that people are dignified holy fairies, honorific as the most holy woman on the entire continent, you go to touch two handfuls, isn't that even more uncomfortable than killing her?
"I didn't touch anything, but I touched the meat, I touched it...... "Chen Jiu said with an aggrieved face. net
"You...... , you little ruffian, you really know how to do it!" glared at Chen Jiu hatefully, Chen Hanxue changed her words and asked sternly, "Do you kid like Mu Lan?"
"Well, such a beautiful woman, of course I like it, but it's just too temperamental!" Chen Jiu nodded, but honestly admitted.
"You......!" Looking at Chen Jiu with hatred of iron and steel, Chen Hanxue sighed again: "If it weren't for your aunt, I would have to slaughter you for Sister Lan, but since we are a family, I will help you with this favor!"
"Aunt, I know that you are the best for me, don't worry, I will definitely give you a ...... in this life!" Chen Jiu's face was full of gratitude.
"Okay, Gu is not that old!" Chen Hanxue waved her hand, making Chen Jiuxiao stop and analyze: "I know Senior Sister Lan's temper, a proud person like her was touched by you, and it was really your luck that she didn't kill you on the spot!"
"That's right, I saved her so well, she can't be too ungrateful!" Chen Jiu looked smug again.
"The Son of Heaven recently heard that he has taken a fancy to Sister Lan, originally you didn't have any chance, but you touched her a few times in advance, this is likely to be a great opportunity, you must not let go of this opportunity!" Chen Hanxue then said with a confident face.
"Aunt, are you saying that I touch it well, and I touch it well?" Chen Jiu said with a happy face.
"Bullshit......!" After scolding, Chen Hanxue said seriously: "Don't mention this matter in front of Lan Mei in the future, she didn't kill you, which means that she still has a good impression of you, do you understand?"
"Understood, aunt, what do I have to do to pursue her?" Chen Jiu asked with a look of hope.
"How can it be so easy to pursue her, there is still a son of heaven over there, this matter must be operated well, you have to give me some time, understand?" Chen Hanxue shook her head and said with a firm face.
"Aunt, are you sure?" Chen Jiu immediately became lost again.
"Don't worry, don't we have another killer feature?" Chen Hanxue suddenly said with a look of shame: "You stinky boy, hasn't that evil heart thing been poured into Lan Mei's stomach? If we really can't take her after the end, then we will threaten her with this, I think she has learned the truth of this matter, and it is impossible to follow the Son of Heaven anymore!"
"Aunt, it turns out that you have already thought about it, you are really my idol!" Chen Jiu suddenly looked adoring.
"Hmph, you little animal, how can I have a nephew like you!" Chen Hanxue said angrily: "Like me, Chen Hanxue, my life is bright and upright, and I even have to calculate my sisters for you, and I feel ashamed of my conscience!"
"Aunt, don't worry, what you did for me today, I will repay you tenfold and hundredfold every day, in this life, I was born as my aunt's person, and I died as my aunt's ghost!" Chen Jiu was really a little moved at this time.
"Go, come less, my aunt has already you before she died, I broke my heart, don't come to my aunt again when you die, I don't want to be tossed by you anymore!" Chen Hanxue couldn't help but smile, looking at Chen Jiu so sensible, she knew that everything she had done was worth it.
"Aunt, I have one more thing I want to ask you, is it okay?" Chen Jiu then couldn't help but ask with an embarrassed expression.
"If a man has something to say, why are you so twisted and pinched?" Chen Hanxue said with a dissatisfied expression.
"Okay, aunt, I want to ask you about the woman's two mouths, is it okay?" Chen Jiu suddenly stood up straight, his face not red and breathless.
"What......!?" At this moment, it was Chen Hanxue's turn to have a frosty face, and he was instantly embarrassed.
"Aunt, the matter between me and Lian'er is almost 100% possible, I want to take her tonight, but I haven't made a woman, I'm afraid it won't be good all of a sudden......" Chen Jiu complained with a look of embarrassment.
"What? you...... , Shouldn't you kid be going to try your aunt first?" Chen Hanxue suddenly rebuked with a vigilant and frightened face.
"No, no, aunt, don't be so tight, Zhang, how dare I get you!" Chen Jiu hurriedly persuaded: "I'm just curious about my aunt's small mouth, how can you put this thing of mine in it to pass on the ancestry, aunt, can you teach me again? If you don't get it right, then Lian'er will be angry and ignore me in the future, so what should I do?"
"This ...... , this thing of yours is really too big, if you don't operate it well, it will really make women afraid!" Chen Hanxue agreed with this, but her face was blushing, and she didn't know what to say next.
"Aunt, can you teach me?" Chen Jiu was willing to ask again, and asked Chen Hanxue that it was his heart.
"Aunt, the last time, you taught me this, I will never trouble you again in the future, okay?" Chen Jiu begged with a pitiful face, he knew that if he wanted to really win Chen Hanxue, it would take a lot of effort, but he would not let go of every opportunity to get close.
Step by step, Chen Jiu believes that he will one day achieve what he wants!
"I ...... , Okay, I'll sacrifice the last time for you!" Chen Hanxue bit her lip and said with a look of shame: "Jiu'er, in fact, you don't have to worry so much, the mouth under our woman is actually like a snake's mouth, with a great expansion!"
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"Jiu'er, of course not, you will hurt our women like this!" Chen Hanxue reprimanded seriously: "Before you stab it in, you must find a way to make it open its mouth first!"
"Oh, then how can I make this 'snake' open its mouth?" Chen Jiu couldn't help but ask.
"This ......!" Chen Hanxue couldn't help but hesitate again all of a sudden, when it came to the key point, she would always be embarrassed.
"Aunt, what am I going to do?" Chen Jiu asked expectantly.
"Jiu'er, don't worry, let Gu slow down, sort it out for you and talk about ......it slowly!" Chen Hanxue quickly adjusted her mood, thinking, where to start with this matter?
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