Chapter 6: I Want You......
It's unheard of for a fool to come up with a couplet!
Many people who didn't hear Shanglian at the beginning inquired one after another, and even Li Chi and the gatekeeper were recalling, but it seemed that no one paid attention to this aspect just now, so no one remembered what Shanglian was!
Xiao Tie was proud, hum, this scared, right?
Dare to say that you will lose, and there should be a limit to looking down on people, and you can't do it?
"What's going on?"
Just when everyone recalled, and their expressions were as ugly as eating flies, a crisp woman's voice suddenly came, and then, led by a woman, more than a dozen people appeared at the door of He Xianlou. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Boss. Seeing this woman, the people next to him didn't react, and the gatekeeper greeted her honestly and fearfully.
Boss?
Xiao Tie was stunned for a moment, and looked at the woman, this woman is the boss behind He Xianlou?
The woman is tall, snow-white, with plain hands like jade, holding a guqin in her arms, and then looking at her face, it is not beautiful, but it can also be regarded as a captivating city, and her face is pure, so that people can't take their eyes off it.
Xiao Tie was secretly speechless, originally he thought that the boss of He Xianlou was so powerful, no matter how he said it, he should be a strong old man or middle-aged, after all, he could open a restaurant like this, even people like Jia Renyi were turned away, he should be a strong old fox or something, but he didn't expect it to be a woman.
Of course, Xiao Tie didn't look down on women, after all, on the earth where he lived in his previous life, there were many more women than men.
Just when Xiao Tie was looking at the woman, the woman was also looking at him, and at the same time, the gatekeeper had already told the woman everything about it.
"Oh, you're trying to challenge me with the question?"
The woman's voice was still crisp, however, at this time, it sounded a little more heroic, a little colder, she raised her eyebrows and asked directly.
"That's right, yes. Xiao Tie nodded.
There is nothing to dwell on in this matter, and there is no need to hide it.
"Hey, isn't this the silly boy of the Xiao Ji family?"
As soon as Xiao Tie's words fell, someone in the crowd behind the woman recognized Xiao Tie and was surprised.
"Hey, really, how did he get here?"
Someone else recognized Xiao Tie.
The woman frowned, turned around, and opened her mouth lightly: "What, do you know this son?"
Someone laughed on the spot: "I know! How can I not know, this son in your mouth, eldest lady, is famous in Zhongzhou City!"
Hearing this person's words, the woman was slightly stunned, and then nodded slightly, as if in approval.
After all, in her opinion, people who dare to challenge her questions, no matter how they say, should have some fame, otherwise how can they have this guts?
However, she had just nodded, and immediately someone spoke up again, directly breaking her conjecture: "Haha, don't joke with the eldest lady! The eldest lady doesn't know, you know, this is the son of Xiao Ji Xiao's blacksmith family, a fool who is well known in Zhongzhou City, can he not be famous?"
Suddenly, there was laughter.
The expression on the woman's face was stunned for a moment, what do you mean, not a genius, but a fool?
At this time, Xiao Tie was completely speechless.
it!
Who am I recruiting to provoke me?
Why do we like to jump out and show off one by one, is it because we were fools before, so we are easy to bully?
Well, Xiao Tie has to admit that fools are really easy to bully!
But the point is, he's not a fool!
So, someone bullied him, how could he bear it?
"Fool, who are you talking about?"
Almost at the same time as the two of them spoke, Xiao Tie said this.
"Of course I mean you!" the two of them almost didn't think about it, and they said in unison.
In an instant, a kind of IQ suppression made Xiao Tieyi grin!
I have to say that in the previous life, it was already an old stalk, and it is still useful in another world!
"Oh, it's a fool talking about me!" Xiao Tie showed a simple and clear look, combined with his innate deceptive and honest expression, giving people a wordless sense of comedy.
In an instant, both of them were dumbfounded!
No, everyone should be dumbfounded!
Immediately after, suppressed laughter came one after another!
And almost at the same time, the two of them went berserk at the same time, and their faces were pale!
it!
What's going on?
Looks like they were tricked by a fool?
Wrong!
It's not a look at all, but it's for sure!
They were actually shown off their IQ by a fool, what an irritating thing!
In an instant, the two of them were about to have a seizure!
However, Xiao Tie didn't give them a chance at all, and while he finished speaking, he looked at the woman: "I heard that as long as I pass the assessment, I can get a mysterious gift from you?"
At this time, although the woman still had some doubts in her heart, what happened just now made her laugh, and she couldn't help but feel good, so she was happy to answer Xiao Tie's question: "That's right! As long as you can complete my question, you can naturally get the mysterious gift I prepared, provided that you can pass." ”
"Joke! A fool who still wants to pass the assessment of the eldest lady? It's just wishful thinking, and I don't know what I am when I look in the mirror!"
"What is it? Fool, hehe, such a person, still talking about winning, laughing to death!"
The two who had just been hit immediately found the opportunity and directly turned on the taunt mode!
And these two alone don't count!
Immediately afterwards, Li Chi also came back to his senses at this time, and answered in a strange way: "Just this fool, hehe, I don't think I can do anything!"
Xiao Tie was hehe on the spot, I'll go, you're still addicted, right?
He simply ignored it and reasoned with these real fools, he really didn't have that much spare time!
So he didn't even look at the three of them, making the three of them angry, but instead staring at the woman intently, seeing that the woman's cheeks were hot, then he said, "Then I don't know what the mysterious gift is?"
"And ask for gifts? Fool, you didn't wake up, right, you are a fool, you daydream every day, this is not your fault, but I advise you, don't be embarrassed here, the eldest lady's question, how can you be such a fool to win?"
"Whimsical, wishful thinking!"
"I can't do it! You have the intention to come to He Xianlou to make trouble, what are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and get rid of this fool? Really, all your good mood today has been ruined by this fool!"
Xiao Tie's brows frowned again, this time he was a little impatient: "Where did the flies come from, the buzzing is so annoying, my ears are about to explode!"
As he spoke, he also slapped his hand hard in his ear, coupled with his already realistic expression, as if there were really a lot of flies buzzing in his ears, and in an instant, the faces of the three of them changed again.
What do you mean?
This fool is talking about the three of them...... Is it a fly?
it!
It's just a fool to be scolded once, but I was scolded twice in a row!
Moreover, what made them even more speechless was that when they were scolded, they didn't know if Xiao Tie was doing it on purpose, or if he was really making a fool of himself, and he was buzzing with their words as flies!
Because this method of scolding is so obvious, everyone feels that it is deliberate!
However, Xiao Tie's reputation as a fool is also well-known in Zhongzhou City, and it is really possible to do this kind of thing, and they don't know how to refute it for a while!
Puff~
The woman finally couldn't bear it, and laughed, "Okay guys, after all, I set the rules myself, so naturally I have to follow the rules, so no matter whether this son is really stupid or fake stupid, his assessment will continue." ”
As she spoke, the woman glanced at Xiao Tie funny, and that look was like discovering something interesting, which made Xiao Tie's heart furious, and said: "As for the reward that Xiao Gongzi said, there is nothing to hide, as long as you win, then I can play a tune for you." ”
Countless people were in an uproar, all surprised by the woman's decision.
After all, Xiao Tie is a well-known fool in Zhongzhou City, and the woman still didn't mean to drive people away after knowing the identity of the other party, but let the other party continue to assess?
How is this not surprising?
However, although everyone was a little dissatisfied and indignant in their hearts, since the woman had already spoken, they couldn't say anything more.
On the contrary, some of them showed a look of envy, you know, a song by the boss of He Xianlou, that is something that countless people can't hear if they want to hear it!
Even, it is rumored that a big master made a special trip to visit the woman, just to listen to a song from her, but he still returned in vain, and he didn't even give him a chance, but what about Xiao Tie?
Just a fool!
The woman actually gave him a chance for the first time!
All right!
Although they also know that with this fool's ability, even if they give him a chance, it will definitely be given in vain, but this still makes them envious, jealous and hateful!
"It's hateful, if only I was in the assessment now, even if I wasn't sure of winning, but this is a great opportunity! Even if I know I can't win, I will definitely do my best!"
"Yes, to be able to listen to the eldest lady's song, it is really a death without regrets!"
"Die? Are you happy to die, right? You must know that the eldest lady is a music family, a song of Peiyuan Meditation Song, that is enough for a yellow-level martial artist to directly break through a small realm, how many martial artists can't beg for it!"
"Damn, this fool is so lucky to get such a promise from the eldest lady, he doesn't know how many people want to get this kind of opportunity but it's impossible!"
Not only other people, but at this moment, even Liu Chi, who was standing not far from Xiao Tie, was full of jealousy!
Why?
Why that idiot?
And not him?
You must know that even he, the fourth-ranked talent in Zhongzhou City, did not get such a promise from a woman when he passed the assessment!
Uh, forgot to mention!
In this world, even if it is a scholar, it is not an ordinary scholar!
After all, this world is the world of supreme force!
Under normal circumstances, people who take the scholarly route are all for the sake of entering the court as officials!
However, when entering the court as an official, in addition to literary talent, force is also an indispensable part!
Therefore, don't look at Liu Chi and others dressed up as literati, but they are all martial artists!
Therefore, the woman's commitment is absolutely attractive to them!
It's no wonder that after hearing the woman's words, they will show that kind of expression one by one like their dead parents!
"Don't ......"
However, just when everyone was envious and jealous of Xiao Tie, and even when even the woman was quite proud, here, Xiao Tie suddenly refused!
That's right!
They didn't hear it!
Xiao Tie just refused!
In an instant, the whole scene was a stillness, a terrible stillness!
"I don't want you to play any tune for me, I want you to ......"
Xiao Tie's words paused slightly, he seemed to be a little distracted, I don't know why, he suddenly thought of his previous life, and he secretly complained in his heart: What tunes have I not heard in my last life?
Divine Comedy, Magic Song, all kinds of strange songs, it can be said that everything is all-encompassing, who cares about your tune!
The reward is just a tune, aren't we losing a lot of money?
If you knew that this was the case, let's still assess a yarn, and we have nothing to do!
You must know that our time is precious now, it can be said that every second counts, isn't this a deliberate toss?
He didn't even notice how many people's jaws dropped when he said this!
How many people, the whole heart, have collapsed!
Not to mention others, at this moment, even the woman herself was stunned!
"What? You, what did you just say?"
However, she was stunned, obviously not because Xiao Tie said not to listen to her play tunes!
It's because Xiao Tie just now actually said that what he wanted, what he wanted...... Is it her?
Rumble!
A woman who has never been teased so lightly/directly and directly felt stunned on the spot!
At the same time, she has always maintained a normal heart, and at this moment, her entire cheeks were rarely red, directly to the base of her neck!
This scene happened to be seen by Xiao Tie, who came back to his senses, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
However, he obviously didn't notice what he said, and at the same time, at the same time, a look of apology appeared on his honest face, and he smiled: "What, I'm sorry, I just got distracted, by the way, where did I just say?"
"Oh, yes, I said, I don't want you to play any tunes, I just want you to ...... The ring in your hand!"
Poof!~
At this moment, I don't know how many people directly hit the street and collapsed on the spot!
it!
What do you say about the earth?
I've got my pants off, so you're going to show us this?
Countless people feel tired and unloved at this moment!
They were stunned for a long time, and some people even threw their eyes at Xiao Tie or admired (actually dared to beg / love in public), or killed you with their eyes (actually dared to blaspheme/blaspheme my goddess on the spot), the result?
You're actually distracted, distracted, distracted......