Chapter 451: Let's go through together
Back at Fugui Manor, Chu Pian entered Xiang Bei's room, Xiang Bei was very quiet at this time, his breath was stable, and he still had a shallow smile on his face, as if he was dreaming.
Chu took pity on the doctor to go out first, and touched Xiang Bei's face: "You are sleeping peacefully, we are about to die, you will come back, right? Let me tell you, you are my advisor, if you don't report to me and run away, then I will cut you into three pieces while you lie down, one is boiled, one is steamed, and one is fed millet grains." Even if you don't want to be a counselor for me, what about the little grain, your own apprentice, are you willing to leave her and run away? You took her out of the tavern, you can't leave it alone. ”
Chu said pitifully, his eyes turned red as he spoke, and he touched Xiang Bei's body: "What about the hairball, why are you asleep too?" I haven't come out to eat meat for a few days, this is not the character that the hairball should have." Could it be that the protector is not effective, and he is afraid of being scolded when he comes out. ”
Chu pity and wonder why the hairball is gone. She continued: "The furball must have gone with you. That's you lying here on your own, right, the hairball can't see it. ”
As he spoke, Chu looked back at the door, the door was closed, and no one came in. Then he suddenly bent down and kissed Xiang Bei lightly on the face.
"Stimulated" Xiang Bei, who was munching on a watermelon at the dog's house, suddenly shouted, at this time he was holding a mobile phone in his hand, and it was Chu Pity who kissed him on the face in the picture.
Goudan ran over: "Big brother, what are you doing, what is it exciting?"
Xiang Bei handed him the phone: "Look at it, what can you see?"
Goudan took the phone: "Isn't this the book you cut off, what's so exciting, you never write a little yellow article." In other words, I gave you two red envelopes of eight cents for nothing. ”
"Can't you see anything?" Xiang Bei glanced at his phone again, there was nothing wrong with it, it was Chu pity inside.
Goudan said: "It's about the wind and thunder, to Red Leaf City, to find the real murderer, and then your book will be hung, what's there, this chapter has a total of hundreds of words, and there are typos." When you were lying in the hospital, I thought you were going to hang up, read your book and remember you, I read it all. ”
"Get out, get away. I am a good person, and a good person has a safe life. Xiang Bei didn't like to hear this.
Dogan laughed: "I told my mother about the crossing, guess what she said." She said that she had been hearing about the popularity of the current crossing, thinking that it was something on TV, but she didn't expect it to be true, and asked if you could bring her with her, my mother is the king of home-cooked cooks, and she has won the championship in the community competition, so come with me to cook for you. ”
"You can pull it down, you just want to pick up the gold coins. Stop for a moment, and help me figure out what else to bring. ”
Goudan looked at the kitchen and leaned on Xiang Bei's ear with a careful face: "Brother, do you want a gun?" I have a friend who can get it." ”
"Fuck off, don't do anything illegal, report your bullshit friend quickly. Xiang Bei looked unhappy, how could this dog make friends with everyone.
Dogan is boring: "I didn't say it." ”
Xiang Bei told him: "Wait a while to accompany me to the place where I live, there are fans sold in the wholesale market not far away, and it's also summer over there, how can I spend this summer without fans, you can't let people shake fans." ”
"What's not to like? I think that's more enjoyable than a fan. ”
"Pull it down, a group of little girls, I feel distressed when I look at it, it's a hot day, and you have to fan me, I can't do that. ”
"A bunch of little girls?" the dog's eyes lit up.
In the kitchen, the dog's mother also walked out with a panda full of oil, and told Xiang Bei: "Xiaobei, since there is a little girl, you must take your brother with you, and solve his marriage in our world, it is estimated that there is no play." You don't care about the family, men put their careers first, it's rare for you to find such a good job Xiaobei, but you have to cherish it. When you leave, I will go back to the countryside with the old man to live, and we will help you do any work in the field. ”
Xiang Bei smiled bitterly: "Auntie, you are so sure, dogs can also cross." To be honest, I can't figure out how to take him with me. ”
As soon as Xiang Bei finished speaking, the panda got out of the dog's mother's arms, ran to Xiang Bei, and pointed to his chest, where a black hole melted.
Xiang Bei seemed to understand something: "You have a dog?"
Panda nodded.
"He's a bit big, isn't it? I remember you compared with me before, and you don't have much space capacity," Xiang Bei felt that he was not extremely bad.
The panda stretched out its two paws and waved it, and the dog asked what it meant, Xiang Bei said it was not interesting, that is, it said that it could bring it, so there was no need to ask.
Hearing that there was no problem, the dog cheered and kissed the hairball on the face: "I'll make you something to eat every day." ”
The hairball grabbed a big elbow and nodded while gnawing, he just brought a cook for food. Xiang Bei is unreliable, Xiang Bei is too busy to cook food for him every day.
Xiang Bei reminded the dog that it is not necessarily a good thing to go, the sword and sword shadow are all dead, and they are staged all the time.
The dog said that it was okay, he was not interested in dominating the world, and he stayed at home honestly.
Xiang Bei continued to remind that ancient times are ancient times, and it sounds like it's fun, but it's actually very boring. No internet, no air conditioning, going out for horseback riding, it will be difficult to adapt for a while.
The dog said that it was okay, as long as there were gold coins to earn, it would be okay to go to jail if you suffered a little.
Xiang Bei said that he brought him the gold coins, but this time he was not prepared, and he would bring more next time. Anyway, he had to bring the hairball back, and it was the same when he went, and he couldn't bring it back himself.
The dog said no, the so-called merit is not good, and he went to accompany him in the past, which can be regarded as work, and he can earn gold coins with peace of mind.
"That's okay, but don't spoil the door of my Xiang Mansion, I'm not worried about you. ”
"Don't worry, I know you're well-behaved, positive, and noble, isn't that. ”
It is not difficult to hear from the dog's words that Xiang Bei used to be at home, and he also liked to shout this noble slogan.
Xiang Bei unconsciously began to imagine what it was like for Goudan and Hao Fat to meet, the two of them looked so good, they were both so fat, and their personalities were similar, now it was lively, and Xiang's house was difficult to protect.
After making sure that the dog was also following, the dog mother rummaged through the cabinets, found a pair of bracelets and handed them to him and said: "This is for my daughter-in-law, if any girl can take a fancy to you, give this to others." ”
Dogan asked, what if he married two daughters-in-law?
The dog's mother said no, the daughter-in-law is only allowed to marry one, and it is not legal to marry two.
This lady is amazing, listening to this meaning, it is purely to marry a daughter-in-law. Xiang Bei frowned, and the dog asked him what was wrong?
Xiang Bei said: "When the work of crossing is done, I will write a book when I come back, and I will write a travel novel." But if I write in the book that there is a time trip and family leave, will I be scolded by the readers?"
Goudan said that he thought too much, he didn't have readers, so he and Ergouzi were pretending to be his readers, so don't worry about this problem.
Xiang Bei didn't like to hear the words "flash away", saying that he didn't have readers, and there were pirated copies of his book, and if you want to pirate, you have to look at the quality first, and you can't steal any bad books.
Goudan told him that piracy does not exist to see the quality, not to mention that all bad books are stolen, that is, the title of the book is stolen. Purely computer-automated, no human review.
Xiang Bei could only roll his eyes, secretly saying that writing novels was too miserable. There are pirated copies of everything, and no one cares about this thing. If left unchecked, the authors were forced to be laid off.