1. Draw a card, please

Recently, one of the most popular mobile games in the empire is actually "The Legend of the Heroes of the Heavenly Punisher" developed by the unprofessional Heavenly Punisher Blue World Headquarters.

As soon as he heard that it was produced by the Blue World Headquarters, Harden's reaction was to refuse-

As we all know, the entertainment activities of the Blue World headquarters are the entertainment activities of Rebecca and Carlos, and the propaganda games made by the legendary Ministry of Humanistic Care are all virtues, pits.

So far,The games launched by the organization are nothing more than two categories,One is a girl-oriented and otaku-oriented love game,The other is the best in the pit daddy、Depressive and even disabling strange mobile games,The former earns popularity and the latter wants human life,"The Legend of the Heavenly Punisher Heroes" belongs to the latter,It is said that the promotional copy released by Carlos, the chief planner of the game, is just a sentence:This game which of you likes to play who plays,I can lose at the full level。

This is obviously a garbage game of hunting! However, this thing is on the hot side, which makes it even more curious. Harden read the push on social software, and Carlos said proudly that it was incredible that this low-cost game could be popular for a while, which made Harden feel that the person who made this game popular was not brainless.

But when I was shopping, the Wan Qi brothers were playing this card development game, and Harden leaned over and looked at it for a while and felt that the picture quality was much better than expected, and ...... This thing seems to be really weird!

I'm going to die, and suddenly I want to try it in the pit.

The opportunity for Harden, a cool boy, to enter the pit was that before going to bed that night, Sun Rin next door took his mobile phone and said solemnly Do me a favor, and shouted Dad into the microphone.

Aren't you sick...... Harden took his phone and glanced at it angrily, as if it was some kind of recording recruitment, oh, what about the legend of heroes?

Harden sweetly called out "grandson" into the microphone, and then heard a familiar and underbeaten ahhahahaha-

Congratulations on recruiting the Sorcerer, Carlos Lu!

"Are you?" Harden laughed loudly, then clasped his hands as Sun Rin picked out his phone.

"I can't sleep and want to relax, and that's it. Sun Rin, who had a light face, explained, and finally pulled out the mobile phone with the cracked screen.

At this time, two heads poked out of the dormitory next door and asked in a low voice how it was and if it could be done.

"No, he's black, he's still Carlos. Sun Rin shook the screen, his eyes sad.

"Harden, why don't you wash your hands and write a dad for me?" Wan Qiyi solemnly requested.

"He voiced Carlos to my recruitment. Sun Rin added.

"Can you go brush your teeth first? Please, Harden!" Wan Qian leaned over and folded his hands.

"I refuse. "Harden was a little angry, what did they take him for?

"Otherwise, you can call Mr. He and release it publicly, so that we can all record the voice!" Wan Qier also folded his hands, "Please!"

"What the hell are you trying to do, so weird," Harden didn't understand, "It's just a garbage game, isn't it?"

"Yes!" the three players said in unison, "I want your dad!"

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2. I see that you are all sick

Harden feels that everyone who plays Legends of Heroes is sick.

That night, he helped his friends draw twenty times in a row, nine Carlos, three Rebecca, two Clio, two Dimi, and four White World Logistics employees.

"This game is poisonous, I'll see how you play it. "Harden decided to sit on the sidelines, and the design of the game is amazing.

"It's good to be able to draw Dimi's seniors, this is my strongest card!" Wan Qiyi was still very excited, indeed, the golden dragon Dimi Trios should be a typical example of high damage and high defense, and the ranking is high.

"Who are you in the game?" Harden asked a sad Sun Rin.

"The four most famous gods are your father, Miss Madeleine, Miss Evelyn, and Miss Mira, after all, they are super soldiers who are also called sages with the head of the headquarters," Wan Qiyi enthusiastically introduced, "but I don't have any. ”

"It's amazing, what the hell are you playing?"

"The game is set up that the player is the head of the headquarters, and through recruitment, that is, drawing cards, to get the members of the Heavenly Punisher, and then taking on the task to upgrade and save the world, it's very simple!" Wan Qiyi continued to instigate, "I'll recruit again later, Harden, you can try again, if you can't draw Mr. He, then who else can draw it!"

"Can the game be the same as reality, it's easier for me to call a real person out than to draw him. "Harden is dismissive.

"Why don't you help Mr. He draw one for me tomorrow?" Wan Qiyi looked forward to it.

"I think you're all crazy," Harden shook his head, "give up, he's notoriously bad luck, you're going to cry to death." Let's talk about who else. ”

"The second level is Mr. Hydra Carter, Jean-senpai, Mr. Helena, Dimy-senpai, Miss Weaver, Miss Darcy, Graeme-senpai, Davis-senpai, etc., and the third-level is Daria-senpai, Colin-sensed, Rebecca, Carlos, etc., just search for it. Wan Qier also encouraged after speaking, "Do you want to try it too?"

Harden took a look at Sun Rin's interface, Sun Rin's card pack was full of level 3, and the repetition rate was ridiculously high.

"I'll take a closer look, although I'm not very familiar with you, but you're all seniors in the auxiliary department here, Ah Dai. Harden patted Sun Rin on the shoulder.

"I really want to roll up my sleeves and go on the pitch. Sun Rin said bitterly, mentioning that five of the nine Carlos that Harden drew just now were with him.

"Go play one and show me?" Harden encouraged him without guilt, "let me see what it's like to play." ”

Sun Rin looked up and gave him a look that foreshadowed disaster, sighed deeply and went to the main interface-

The cutscene is an awkward dance that is extremely difficult to describe, and the bottom right corner is marked with a new year's carnival for photography, and a few red circles are circled and pointed to guess who it is.

"I don't see it, they're all members of the card pool, and there are luxury rewards if you can answer them. Sun Rin asked without any wave.

"What is this, don't you offend anyone?" Harden didn't see any of them, but he greatly admired Carlos's mentally retarded setting.

Then finally loaded the daily interface, the daily task is to clean up the Warcraft, to assign three members.

"Anyone can do this, right? Pick Carlos and show me?" Harden encouraged, with a recreational mindset.

Sun Rin chose Daria, Colin, and Carlos, and the process was nothing special, all three of them used very conventional spells, and when they returned, they handed in 9 positive reviews and 52 silver coins.

"Wait, didn't the commission say that the reward was a hundred gold coins?" Harden finally saw that something was wrong.

Sun Rin sighed deeply: "Transportation expenses, food, clothing, housing and transportation. ”

"My god is so restored, these have to be counted, but it doesn't take that much, it's not far away. ”

"Harden, did you notice any background to their cutscenes?" Wan reminded him, "Casino." ”

"Then again-" Harden understood as soon as he spoke, so he also shook his head deeply with Sun Rin, "Carlos?"

"I think I can understand why the head of the headquarters hates Carlos so much," Sun Rin ordered Carlos with a pay cut in the confirmation screen, "If I were replaced, I would really kill him." ”

"I think it's a really good game that will bring out the best in every card, and I think Carlos' skills are not bad, and he can definitely practice them. "Harden is a professional magician, and he doesn't look down on anyone.

"Then you can go to the 'Colosseum of Carlos', where players can compete with Carlos, and if you're bored enough, you can really make the most perverted Carlos. Wan Qiyi on the side showed Harden, and the waiting page was Carlos's infinite scrolling of strange art photos.

"This is spicy enough and perverted," Harden admired, "It's the first time I've seen such a sick design!"

"You can't imagine what you're going to see," Wan Qian sacrificed his Carlos, and the opposite side was actually a Carlos with a woman's skin scratching his head, "Look, surprised, surprised?"

"I think," but after ten minutes of curious watching, Harden felt that he could already make a conclusion, "whether it's the designer or you who can enjoy it, there should be a bit of a problem with your brain." ”