No matter how slow the weekend passes, it feels like it's fast.

Su Bei reluctantly got up and arrived at school.

The first session was Tian Xuanxuan's science class.

"Students, tomorrow is the monthly exam. ”

She wore a crisp little suit and slim pants today to highlight her figure just right.

"We don't talk about new knowledge today. ”

Tian Xuanxuan's voice was a little nervous, "This is today's class content, a practice of real questions." ”

As she spoke, she projected a mock exercise in front of her.

"I hope that after today's exercises, everyone can get good results in tomorrow's monthly exam. ”

Then, she opened the questions one after another and opened her mouth to explain.

Although the students in the genetics class think very highly of themselves, they obviously attach great importance to this monthly exam.

They all looked up and listened carefully.

A few people scribbled notes in notebooks.

Except, of course, in northern Jiangsu.

"This is the test paper stolen by Mr. Tian, right?"

Xue scumbag Su Bei thought distractedly.

I really want to listen to the lectures and study carefully, but the habit I have developed for a long time makes me sleepy when I see the topic.

"Well, it was too late yesterday. ”

He made an excuse for himself, put up his textbook and quietly fell asleep.

Li Dazhi, who was at the same table, glanced at him disdainfully.

Lin Weiwei, who was taking notes, put her hand hard, and the tip of the pen fell heavily, writing mathematical symbols such as "∞".

"Subei, you come and do this question!"

Tian Xuanxuan pinched the chalk and brushed it to hit the sleeping scumbag.

"Pig teammates, hurry up and get your skills!"

Su Bei was startled, woke up, and hurriedly shouted.

Whole class: "......"

"Sue!North!!"

Tian Xuanxuan was furious, and her body rose and fell.

"Tian, Teacher Tian, what's the matter?"

Su Bei stammered and asked, at this time, you should generally ask for help from the same table.

He looked sideways at Li Dazhi, who was at the same table.

Li Dazhi raised his head and stared at the teacher without squinting, pretending not to see a scumbag.

"Tell your classmates how to solve this problem!"

Tian Xuanxuan tried to control herself and calmed her tone.

Su Bei looked ahead in confusion.

I saw a physics problem displayed on the projection:

"Now there is an airfield, please design the runway.

"Assuming that the mass of the aircraft m = 5x10^4kg, the take-off speed is 80m/s.

"If the traction force of the aircraft is constant during take-off acceleration taxiing, the average drag received is f=2x10^4N.

"An airplane may stop taking off at the moment of takeoff, but when the engine is turned off, it can decelerate and stop with a constant acceleration of 4 m/s2.

"Excuse me, what is the minimum length of the runway to ensure that the plane does not slide off the runway?"

It's an airfield again......

However, I don't like the airport very much now!

Su Bei subconsciously glanced at Lin Weiwei.

Hey, people do change.

I seem to have been distorted by Wang Xiaoyu's values.

"Subei, don't be in a daze, let's talk about the idea of doing the question!"

Tian Xuanxuan saw that his eyes were distracted, and couldn't help reminding.

"Teacher, I'...... I won't. ”

Northern Jiangsu lazy cancer attacked, using the "I won't have a thick face" Dafa.

Laughter immediately erupted in the classroom.

I can't answer such a simple question, this is a real scumbag!

"Who else won't, get out of here!"

Tian Xuanxuan finally couldn't control her temper.

This is a test paper that I stole with all my might and risked my life!

You don't know how to cherish it, forget it, also, and sleep in class!

Hey, my days are messed up every month, and eighty percent of them are scumbags from northern Jiangsu!

"Roger!"

As soon as Su Bei heard that he could go out to breathe, he hurriedly stood up and saluted, thanking Teacher Tian for his wisdom and righteousness.

He walked out of the classroom with a square step and a majestic stride.

The fresh, unscented air outside is intoxicating and addictive.

"Smack!"

Tian Xuanxuan slapped the textbook on the podium fiercely.

"Let's continue!Jin Tian, you come up and answer!"

Soon.

Jin Tian stood beside Su Bei with a blank face.

"I think I know how to do it. However, if you can't remember it, you just can't remember it. ”

Su Bei glanced at him unexpectedly, what a difficult brother.

Akishui High School, Principal's Office.

Principal Zhang, with a white face, sat in the office chair, his two beards shaking slightly.

"Tian Xuanxuan, you are still too young!"

His gaze seemed to penetrate the barrier of the teaching building and fell on Tian Xuanxuan, who was devoted to preaching and teaching.

......

The more you worry about something, the sooner it will come.

The more you look forward to something, the easier it will be to be frustrated.

As the jingle bell rings, it's time for school again.

"Subei, I want to eat barbecue. ”

Han Xiaoxing walked out of the school gate slowly, and suddenly spoke.

"What's the matter?

Su Bei glanced at him, and said to himself that he wanted to eat barbecue.

"Well...... My dad somehow took me for a paternity test last time. ”

Han Xiaoxing rubbed his head that was a little sore after studying for a day, "Then he limited my pocket money." ”

"You're afraid you're not biological, aren't you?"

Su Beile said hehehe, thinking that he had become a single-parent family, and he couldn't be left behind as a brother.

"Get out. ”

Han Xiaoxing glanced at him, "I read the report, and the similarity is 99.99%." ”

"Cut, isn't that still 0.01%? ”

The scumbag Su Bei glanced at him, "I'm in a good mood today, I happened to make a fortune, walk, old place!"

The two got on the bicycle and came to the "Xiao Luo Barbecue".

"Boss, a bottle of beer!"

Han Xiaoxing took two bites of mutton skewers, only to feel sour and tasteless.

"Wait, boss, we're kidding. ”

Su Bei hurriedly waved his hand to stop and scolded, "You're crazy, don't you know how to drink?"

"I, I'll just taste it, can't I? ”

Han Xiaoxing said reluctantly, it seems that he is in a bad mood today.

"Of course not. You're spending my money!"

Su Bei refused, besides, do you want to send you back by yourself when you are drunk?

"Hey, Subei, how do you say you can awaken?"

Han Xiaoxing put down the mutton skewers, looked depressed, and finally said his heart.

"This ...... Do you want to wake up?"

Su Bei was stunned for a moment, this guy was woken up by Yuan Yuan and Lu Ban.

"Who wouldn't want to, Warrior. ”

Han Xiaoxing swallowed a mouthful of his big waist in a sullen voice, "Although you didn't say it before, I can feel that you have always wanted to wake up." ”

"But now you've got your wish. ”

He said sourly, "I'm really happy for you, but I, Han Xiaoxing, don't want to be a salted fish!"

"You're looking for this reason to ask for wine, and there's no door. High school students are not allowed to drink!"

Su Bei glared at him and asked, "Recently, you have been studying every day, are you sure of this monthly exam?"

"If I'm sure, I don't need alcohol. ”

Han Xiaoxing was stunned, "I have calculated that with my strength, I will hover around 80 in the grade at most." ”

"If you want to go further, it's hard to climb to the sky......"

He threw down the bamboo stick in his hand, feeling heavy.

"Han Xiaoxing, do you want to know why I woke up?"

Su Bei slowly finished eating two strings of squid before he suddenly spoke.

"Is there any secret to this awakening?"

Han Xiaoxing was stunned, if there was a secret, how could the teacher not know.

"Haha, of course, it's a unique secret!"

Su Bei patted his chest and smiled, it's time to show you the demeanor of this scumbag!

"Then you can say quickly, if it works, I'll help you do a month's homework!"

Han Xiaoxing's eyes lit up, the scum of Subei can awaken from the scum, is there really any secret?

Su Bei glanced around, lowered his voice, and said in an unfathomable tone:

"I'll teach you, when you go back, when you go to bed, spread your textbooks under your pillow. Tonight, you sleep with them on your pillow. ”