Chapter Twenty-Three: Zen Master Xingyun "Enlightened"!

Lei You has been practicing medicine for half his life, and he has never seen that taking aphrodisiacs can cure his illness.

If the aphrodisiac has this kind of miraculous effect, you don't need to see a doctor in the future, you can just take the aphrodisiac!

Take aphrodisiacs for headache and brain fever, and take aphrodisiacs for muscle and bones.

The doctor simply doesn't call the doctor, the ** medicine master has it!

Lei You's face was almost full of grooves, and Zen Master Xingyun was also confused.

However, Zen Master Xingyun has indeed eradicated the evil disease now.

Thinking about the wronged Liu Ling just now, Zen Master Xingyun suddenly folded his hands on Liu Ling.

"Liu Ling, I didn't expect you to have such a wonderful medical skill for rejuvenation! Lao Ke's incurable disease for many years has been cured by you! Just now, Lao Ge blamed you for being wrong with the naked eye, please don't blame you. ”

Listening to Zen Master Xingyun's words, the spectators below also exploded all at once.

"What......? Well, really...... Okay?"

"Damn, really, and fakely, I was cured by taking aphrodisiacs......

"Nima! Aphrodisiacs can cure diseases?

......

The eyes of the people below instantly widened, and their gaze was glazed, and they were stunned like half a piece of wood.

That's a bit too ...... Out of bounds!

Absurd...... There's no such absurd method, right!?

Eating aphrodisiacs, masturbating the tube, the disease was cured!

After that, don't look for a doctor if you are sick or bad, cover your head in the bed, and take aphrodisiac to masturbate yourself!

Stroke one hair refreshed, stroke two hair radiant.

After a few hours, I'm afraid that all diseases will not invade.

Masturbating for a day and a night, I'm afraid I'm going to become an immortal!

A new way of cultivating has been discovered.

Shocking the mainland!

Liu Ling saw everyone staring at him with strange faces, and he also knew that he had to explain things clearly.

Thinking of this, Liu Ling said to Zen Master Xingyun: "Master Xingyun, do you know the cause of your illness and the reason for it?"

Zen Master Xingyun had already held back in his heart for a long time, and now Liu Ling took the initiative to explain, how could he let it go?

"The old man has never seen such a strange thing in his life! ”

Liu Ling had already diagnosed Xingyun's pulse just now, and through Niu Ye's identification function, Liu Ling had seen the situation of Zen Master Xingyun thoroughly, and naturally knew where the symptoms were.

"The exercise that Master Xingyun is practicing is a Buddha skill called Emperor Yang Hand, right?"

A look of astonishment suddenly appeared on Nebula's face.

This Emperor Yang Hand is a rare technique he obtained decades ago, and it is also one of his hole cards.

He had never revealed it to others, how could Liu Ling be so clear?

"Although the Emperor Yang Hand is infinitely powerful, it is a kind of supreme yang exercise, which is most suitable for pure yang men to cultivate. However, Buddhism pays attention to precepts, and color precepts are one of the major precepts!

It can be said that there is no difference between men and women in the eyes of Buddhist teachers, so there is no distinction between yin and yang. However, it is contrary to the original intention of the supreme yang of this profound exercise. ”

Liu Ling paused, and continued: "This exercise is suitable for the cultivation of that kind of man who is extremely strong and fierce, and it can be said to be a pure yang exercise.

And because the master's Buddhism is profound, there is no desire in his heart, and he has not had the combination of yin and yang for many years, and the masculine energy in his body has long been dissipated, so the cultivation of this exercise naturally gives birth to demonic obstacles, and after many years, he is riddled with evil diseases and unspeakable suffering!"

Hearing this, the corners of Zen Master Xingyun's mouth suddenly twitched.

This Emperor's hand was snatched from a prostitute monk by him and his master in his early years.

The prostitute monk hurts heaven and reason, rapes and kills lewd pleasures.

Later, the two of them joined forces to eliminate harm for the people and abolished the prostitute monk.

This Emperor Yang Hand was snatched from the hands of that lewd monk!

And under the practice of Xingyun Zen Master, he found that this Emperor Yang hand was extremely exquisite.

His ability to have today's cultivation has a lot to do with this Emperor Yang Hand.

But I didn't expect that I was not close to women, but instead became a demonic obstacle to cultivating the exercises.

No wonder the prostitute monk used the power of the emperor's hand back then, he always felt that it was not comparable.

Nima!

It turns out that it's ...... to do that kind of thing It helps with power!

At this time, Liu Ling continued: "Therefore, the black qi in the master's body is born because of the demonic barrier of this exercise, and it is naturally difficult to eradicate it with ordinary prescriptions.

And the way to get rid of the black qi is also extremely simple, that is, to start from the essence of this exercise, and cultivate with a body that is extremely strong and yang.

Therefore, this matter of men and women forbidden by Buddhism is a good medicine! However, he naturally did not dare to send the master to Fireworks Willow Lane, so he made this decision, and asked the master not to be strange!"

Zen Master Xingyun and everyone suddenly realized, but their faces became extremely strange.

Nima! It's really a masturbation to get rid of the disease......

However, Zen Master Xingyun seemed to suddenly think of something, and his face changed suddenly, "Then if you say that in the future, if you cultivate the Emperor Yang Hand, there will be this kind of demonic barrier?"

"Hmm!"

"That's the way to crack it?"

Zen Master Xingyun has been cultivating the Emperor Yang Hand for more than ten years, so if he gives up this exercise, he will definitely lose his strength, and he is also unwilling in his heart.

But you can't just come every few days, right?

This time is enough to make people laugh, if you come every three or five times, wouldn't it all have to make people laugh off their big teeth?

What kind of Buddhist teacher do you be, won't you become a prostitute monk!?

"It's not that there is no ...... to crack it"

Zen Master Xingyun was instantly overjoyed, and pricked up his ears to listen.

"It's just a ...... Daughter-in-law!"

“......”

Everyone fell to the ground with a bang, and the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely.

One by one, their faces were extremely strange, and their expressions were distorted to look at Liu Ling!

Nima!

They thought that Liu Ling would come up with some earth-shattering prescriptions for ghosts and gods, but they didn't expect him to ask Zen Master Xingyun to find ...... Daughter-in-law!

Damn!You can figure it out!?

Who is Zen Master Xingyun? A famous Buddhist master! The six roots are clean and spotless!

You're going to have someone look for it now...... Daughter-in-law, do you want to hug and make love on the hot kang all day long, and then give birth to a bunch of little monks?

Can you fuck up a little more!?

It's a little too funny, it's too funny, isn't it? Have you ever considered the feelings of a leopard?

Zen Master Xingyun was obviously embarrassed, and the flush on his face faintly appeared again.

"This ...... This ......"

Zen Master Xingyun was so choked that his neck was red!

If he really hugged a daughter-in-law as Liu Ling said, he would instantly become famous in the entire mainland!

At that time, the title of "the first monk in the mainland" will definitely not be able to run!

In the future, I am afraid that it will be passed down through the ages, and he will be recorded in the annals of history!

A hundred years later, when he saw the Buddha with his legs stretched, I am afraid that the Buddha would be able to hold his stomach and laugh out of tears.

"Liu Ling, do you want to save the old man or harm the old man? Find a daughter-in-law...... Is there anything more bloody?"

Zen Master Xingyun was now almost lying on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

Liu Ling didn't care at all, and was ready to pretend to be forced to teach Buddhism!

"Zen Master Xingyun, I didn't expect that there are demonic obstacles in your cultivation exercises, and you are also shackled when you participate in Zen and enlighten the Buddha!"

Looking at the puzzled face of Zen Master Xingyun, Liu Ling suddenly began to flicker by quoting the five thousand years of Buddhism in China.

"Buddha said that color: color is emptiness, emptiness is color, everything has a way, like a dream bubble. And all kinds of rules and precepts are only one of the ways to cultivate the Buddha's enlightenment.

If Buddhism is cultivated to the extreme, everything will be illusory, everything will be empty, then there will be no difference between men and women, and all things will be equal!"

Seeing that he had already said that Zen Master Xingyun was in the clouds, Liu Ling continued: "Besides, the combination of yin and yang is as natural as eating and drinking, but the filth and obscenity depicted by some prodigal sons is really against the way of heaven. It's not the things of men and women that are dirty, it's just the dirt of people's hearts!

Some strange Buddhists, such as the fighting monks, do not abide by the precepts all their lives, indulge in alcohol and debauchery, linger in the red dust, and finally can also understand the road of Buddhism!

As long as the heart is good, you can eventually become a Buddha, and you don't have to abide by the rules and precepts.

Zen Master Xingyun, you are also profound in Buddhism, are you so shackled in your heart?"

Liu Ling made a long speech and said that Zen Master Xingyun was in a fog.

It seems that the whole person is immersed in the understanding, and he is about to suddenly open his mind!

Finally, at a certain moment, Zen Master Xingyun suddenly opened his eyes and seemed to have an enlightenment.

"Lao Gu has studied Buddhism in Zen for half his life, and his knowledge is not as good as Liu Ling's benefactor, ashamed, ashamed! Listening to some witty words and proverbs today, it is really like hearing Mahayana Buddhism, and Lao Gu now understands.

As long as the heart is towards the Buddha, the rules and precepts are just a mirror, and there is nothing in the first place, so how can there be a difference between men and women?

When Liu Ling saw that Zen Master Xingyun was really enlightened, he was also a little crying and laughing.

Although he said these teachings in a fanciful manner, he only quoted some famous sayings from Chinese Buddhism.

Although it sounds so good, Liu Ling is just a blunt one, and he doesn't know anything about it himself.

However, these are the Buddhist wisdom accumulated in China for thousands of years.

In addition, Zen Master Xingyun has participated in Zen and enlightenment Buddha for many years, and he already has a lot of understanding, so he was so stumbled by Liu Ling that he was completely enlightened!

"What does Zen Master Xingyun plan to do in the future?"

Zen Master Xingyun suddenly smiled mysteriously, "On the day of Lao Gao's wedding, I also invited Liu Ling's benefactor to drink the wedding wine!"

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All the celebrities and the deputy hall owners below fell from their chairs in an instant, and their faces were swollen!

I rub!

I rub!

I'm going to it!

This Nebula Zen Master was really said to marry a wife and have a baby!!

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched and couldn't stop, and the smiles on their faces were weird and distorted!

A monk who has participated in Zen and enlightened Buddha for many years directly said it...... Marry a wife and have children, what is this......

Is this mouth, this mouth, this Nima still a mouth?

They can't find a word to describe it!

Everyone's hairstyles are now completely messy in the wind!

"Oh my God, what kind of tongue is this? It's like ...... Ancient artifacts!"

"it! Liu Ling, I was drunk like a dead dog last night, and I didn't support the wall, so I will obey you!"

"Can anyone tell me what's going on in this world? Am I dreaming? Who's going to smack me in the mouth?"

......

The pot suddenly exploded at the bottom, and it was boiling!

Liu Ling's battle is another complete victory!

And not only did the four-star doctor Lei You's face swell into a pig's head, but also directly said that the deputy hall master, Zen Master Xingyun, was going to marry a wife and give birth to a baby......

This has almost broken the limit of what everyone can bear!

This...... Still human?

Which peerless ruthless man was reborn into him!

Boss, we've completely knelt for you this time!!