Suddenly, Li Shizi smiled and relaxed.

Su Xiaoxiao and Xiao Lu were feeling strange, but Li Shizi suddenly let out a loud fart, so Su Xiaoxiao exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly covered his nose and hid.

I heard a long laugh from one person, and walked out from behind a willow tree, wearing a hat on his head, and looking quaint.

This makes Xiao Lu even more strange, although this person is dressed elegantly, it is out of place.

It's early spring, and it's probably colder than midwinter, so you should wear a fur hat!

Xiao Lu also didn't understand the quirks of those masters, maybe in order to hide his identity, he needed a hat to cover his face.

But he is the only one in the rivers and lakes who has this habit, and he is really hiding his ears and stealing the bell.

Su Xiaoxiao was afraid that he would be abrupt, so he hurriedly reminded him: "This senior is Mr. Li Jietian, the iron ruler, and he is also a master in the world. ”

The corners of Li Gongzi's mouth tilted slightly towards Xiao Lu, and Li Ditian looked up to the sky and smiled: "You kid, very good!"

This sentence is clueless, Xiao Lu looked inexplicable, and he didn't know where he offended Li Shizi.

When Li Jietian's sharp gaze swept by, Xiao Lu had the feeling of being targeted by a poisonous snake.

Su Xiaoxiao on the side looked at Xiao Lu worriedly, but she was wearing a green veil to cover her face, so others couldn't see her expression clearly.

In short, these two people made Li Jietian angry, so he said coldly: "Ventilation up and down is a normal physiological need of people, there is nothing to make a fuss about, only women and villains are difficult to raise in the world!"

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes widened with anger, how can this be reasonable, only allow your son-in-law to fart indiscriminately, and not allow others to dodge?

Li Gongzi also looked helpless, so he had to shake his head helplessly.

His uncle was also a nerd, sour and good-tempered, so he couldn't tell him to shut up.

As soon as he turned around, Li Jietian's body was vertical, and his toes were volleyed from the surface of the lake, like a dead leaf floating over the water, and if he went far, Xiao Lu would make a fuss, so okay?

Li Gongzi regained his elegance and said with a smile: "My uncle is ranked fifth in the world, and his internal strength has reached its peak, and if it is converged to the extreme, it will produce thrust, so the water can't be drowned, and there is nowhere in the world to go!"

Originally, because of the opening of the Sea King Bath, the popularity of this place has increased, and there are many small vendors around, and they all set up tents and start selling all kinds of snacks.

Because it just opened the day before yesterday, even scalpers appeared to visit with tickets, and began to resell tickets.

But there is no such thing as a scalper here, but a broker, which also makes Xiao Lu very excited.

Due to the strong support of the twelfth floor of Qinhuai, they not only served as reception models, but also performed songs and dances at the door, so the local people came to watch.

Xiao Lu's identity is kept secret and can only be hidden behind the scenes, which is for his own safety.

Since he broke up with Shen Wan, it has been more than four months, and he misses Shen's father and daughter very much.

He seemed to see Shen Lingxi's figure flashing in the sea of people, as if he was looking for Shen Wanqi.

Lu Lingchao finally came to watch the performance with Furong, and he didn't want the tickets he got to pay the price to be invalidated.

Fleur seemed to be very happy and dressed up, but no matter how she dressed, the huge birthmark on her face could not be hidden, attracting many people's side eyes.

But she snuggled up to her beloved, her face full of happiness......

Suddenly, there was an old man with roasted sweet potatoes next to him, pushing the cart and laughing: "The cowhide is blowing quite big, I dare bet, there is a place where he will never dare to go!"

In the early spring weather, he was only wearing a single coat, and his chest was open, revealing a bush of black hair, Li Gongzi was just about to get angry, and suddenly a look of horror appeared on his face.

At this moment, his uncle has gone away, and he secretly said in his heart that he really didn't look at the imperial calendar when he went out today.

But the willow tree swayed, and a pair of mud legs hung down on it, and the stench was terrible.

Li Gongzi found a savior, so he slammed his waist and said, "Tell me, are you bragging?"

The old man scolded with a smile: "What a chameleon, when I first met Lao Tzu, you were a loach, and now you are a dragon again." Is it the courage that Lao Tzu gave you? Where Lao Tzu came out, Li Jietian's shrunken turtle didn't dare to go!"

Xiao Lu felt strange, it stands to reason that sweet potatoes had not yet reached the Central Plains during the Song Dynasty, at least at the end of the Ming Dynasty, and even corn was also transmitted at the end of the Ming Dynasty.

Su Xiaoxiao saw it but was very strange, Xiao Lu couldn't take his eyes off the iron bucket of barbecue, as if he was a hillbilly.

The old man laughed wildly, then took out a cutting board, took out a head from it, and threw it on the cutting board, the head was gray-haired, and it was the original boss.

Then the old man began to pick the meat, and shouted loudly: "Sell barbecue meat cheaply, fifteen copper plates a catty!"

Only then did Xiao Lu know that this iron bucket was used for barbecue, but he had never seen it, which shows that the wisdom of the working people is infinite.

The old man skewered the cut head meat one by one with a bamboo skewer, and then put it into a bucket to roast, and after a while, there was an attractive fragrance, but Xiao Lu suddenly ran to the side of the road and vomited.

The snow-white skull on the cutting board seemed to have become a work of art, shimmering with a crystalline sheen.

A long sigh came from the willow tree, and the old man shouted: "Sun Qing, the deboning madman, you have gone too far this time." ”

Li Gongzi and Su Xiaoxiao naturally avoided it far away, if they accidentally fell into the hands of this old demon, they would end up turning into a snow-white skeleton for people to visit.

The old scream turned into a sound when the people arrived, and the green jade staff in his hand was already smacked on the ground, and the iron bucket of barbecue meat was broken, and the charcoal fire was splashed everywhere.

But the white jade-like skeleton suddenly turned into a cloud of green smoke and attacked the old man, who shouted: "It's not good, it's the white jade poison demon, it turns out that you have been hiding beside you." ”

A hawker next to him smirked, ripped off the veil on his head, and showed an old woman with a face like white jade, but full of wrinkles.

She turned out to be a native of the Western Regions, and somehow she ended up in the Central Plains.

It turned out that since the Yanhuang Continent was cut off from the territory, the road to the Western Regions was also cut off, and the silk journey was also blocked, so I had to think of another way to make money.

Therefore, how the Persian Ming Sect saintess Suya Baolian came to the Central Plains has also become an unsolved mystery.

Both the Persian race and the highest surname of Tianzhu have Caucasian Aryan blood, so their complexion is very white, and their eyes are deep, and their pupils are also turquoise.

Moreover, Arabs also have some Caucasian ancestry, so they are different from authentic yellow people.

The old woman laughed strangely, and the smoke turned into the white jade skeleton drifted towards the old man.

But he didn't expect Lao Zhaohua to have a blood-red gourd around his waist, and Xiao Lu always thought that it was filled with wine.

But when Lao Yuhua pulled the plug, a head poked out of it, and her small eyes stared at the white jade demon fiercely, making her feel furious.

I saw it let out a cry of joy, and then opened its mouth to inhale, and sucked up all the poisonous white jade skull smoke.

But it was still staring at the skin on the white jade demon's waist, as if it was about to come forward and grab it if it didn't give it to it.

Lao Zhaohua smiled very heartily: "My Xiaoqing, I'm dying of hunger, thank you White Jade Poison Demon, you are really a good person." ”

The old woman stared at the old woman viciously and said, "It turns out that you calculated that I would appear, so you caught the six-winged centipede in advance to ambush me." ”

Xiaoqing is a baby I have raised for 20 years, but to find food for it, Lao Zhaohua has suffered enough, and even Tibet has been there and fed it colorful spiders. Unfortunately, the amount was too small, and it kept growing a fourth pair of wings far away. ”

The most powerful poison in Tibet is the colorful snow spider, which likes to ambush its prey in the snow, and sometimes even attack large domestic animals.

It lays eggs in the carcass of its prey, which hatches in the summer and continues to feast on its prey.

The next year it catches another livestock, but it rarely attacks people, and if it bites, it will surely die.

The Tibetans considered it holy, so only the unclean were bitten.

The more wings that flying centipede has, the greater its ability, so it is actually the top creature in the poison world, and there is no more ferocious in the world.

Lao Huadao: "It's not easy for you to practice, if you are willing to feed the remaining poisonous smoke to Xiaoqing, I will let you go." ”

Xiao Lu was even more shocked, he didn't expect that Hong Qigong in this life was still Ouyang Feng, and he turned out to be a master of playing drugs, no wonder he was ranked so high among the top ten masters, and even Xu Changyang, who could kill immortals, was willing to bow down when he saw him.

The white jade madman wanted to cry without tears at the moment, she didn't expect that this attack was to lose her wife and lose her soldiers, so she was about to slip away.

But as soon as she started, Xiaoqing was angry: What the hell are you running, leave Lao Tzu's rations quickly!

It buzzed out of the gourd and flew out of the gourd, like a straight line, and came directly to the neck of the white jade mad demon, but suddenly it felt a little dizzy, and sure enough, the most difficult thing in the world to deal with was the dead old woman!

This old woman is famous for playing with drugs, so she doesn't have realgar on her body? She is smeared with realgar and other anti-poison insect drugs all over her body, so Xiaoqing can't get close to her.

Even her skin was smeared with realgar, which was her discretion.

Sure enough, Xiaoqing couldn't do anything about it, it stared at Xiao Lu with small eyes, it seemed that Xiao Lu didn't solve the matter for it, it wanted him to look good.

Xiao Lu's face turned green, and he thought: Who am I trying to provoke, don't you look at it twice more curiously?

Xiao Lu was in a hurry and shouted, "Splash her with water!"

I don't know if the little thing can understand it, it really spat at the old woman, and the old woman was so frightened that she died: The kid who lacks virtue will definitely dismantle you next time he encounters you.

She shouted wildly: "Brother Gongsun, help, otherwise there will be one less demon in the Nineteen Demons, and you will not be able to come out next time to let off steam." ”

The mirage swamp is very strange, and if you want to come out and let it out, you must hold a ceremony together to make a blood alliance, otherwise one of them will not be able to get out.

So they managed to get together nineteen unlucky ones, who were actually nineteen losers who had strayed into the mirage swamp.

When the boning madman Gongsun Qing heard this, he had no choice but to pick up the chopping board and smash the six-winged centipede.

But its saliva was so poisonous that the chopping board began to smoke and melt, and he did not dare to let it get close, so he took out his whip and swung it, and surrounded himself with water.

The two demons and the old man fled while fighting, and gradually the sound of the fight faded away.

Xiao Lu relieved himself at this time, and pulled Su Xiaoxiao to eat noodles with him at the beef noodle stall next to him, suppressing his shock.

Li Gongzi has slipped away, he is afraid that there will be people in the Nineteen Demons of Soul Hooking, then his life will be in jeopardy, he is different from Xiao Lu, his body is too expensive.

At this time, there was a sudden buzz, and a small thing stopped on Xiao Lu's shoulder, and Su Xiaoxiao's face changed greatly.