Chapter 15: Kicked in the head by a donkey

There is a saying that the line is the champion, and the same logic is that there must be scumbags in the line.

Some want to make a fortune, and some are addicted and can't extricate themselves.

Some of them have become the richest men in business, and many of them have dug their own graves.

There are ugly beeps that make people vomit, and there are also those that develop into mascots.

Some fans shouted for a night, and some coughed up blood for half a day.

These novice village fans and brothers, don't be reckless if you don't have the talent to be a fan, you have to treat the scene where I practice my skills as a concert, they shout when I put a skill, they shout when I put a skill, and they have to cheer every five and ten. Half a day passed, and when it was time for lunch, they couldn't swallow the soup because of the sore throat.

The elder and I felt funny and helpless, I said that I was practicing the speed aura today, and there was a cooldown of 1 minute each time to rest, if I practiced the blood recovery technique, once every 15 seconds, those little girls could practice the Adam's apple.

The elders taught them a lesson, saying that I can understand the feeling that you want to support our ancestors, but you can't be brainless fans~ You can't bring pressure to idols.

I advise the elders, pull them down, don't talk about them, they also have good intentions. With this lesson, they should also remember it longer, and it is estimated that none of them will be able to come in the afternoon.

It turned out that I underestimated my popularity too much, and when I returned to the Restoration Idol after lunch, I found that the fans were already in place.

I'm also a thief, I'm willing to shout, anyway, it's not my voice that suffers, I only heard fans applaud Yang Kun Adu in my last life, and today I will treat it as a group of Yang Kun Adu to cheer me.

Lock the skill and use!

Boom~~~

Swish~~~

I thought too much, they really couldn't shout, in order to show their support for me, these fans got small drawing boards and glow sticks out of nowhere, and swayed rhythmically towards me......

To get the Speed Aura to level 3, I need to repeat it 4,100 times, and if I take the cooldown into account, I have to practice for 68 hours straight, and I have to practice for 3 days without sleep, except for the meal time necessary to stay in shape. Fortunately, I have long been accustomed to working continuously for several days in the Xianxia world, and as long as the three factors of survival attributes, health and mana are kept healthy in the world of thousands of machines, there is no need to take a special break. So as soon as I gritted my teeth, I really staggered for four days and three nights in front of everyone, and practiced the speed aura to level 3 in one go.

Speed Aura, level 2, increases the speed of allied units within a radius of 12 meters after use by 15 for 12 seconds, has a cooldown of 58 seconds, and consumes 120 mana per use.

Lock the skill and use!

Boom~~~

Ding~~~ Speed aura upgraded.

Speed Aura, level 3, increases the speed of allied units within a radius of 15 meters after use by 20 for 14 seconds, has a cooldown of 56 seconds, and consumes 140 mana per use.

4100 repetitions and finally succeeded!

I didn't have time to cheer, the bottom of the mana directly made me feel a trance, and I hurriedly touched the restored idol to the full state, and then waved to the zombie-like fan group.

These fans who shouted through their throats and strained their arms burst into tears of excitement, but the rolling tears could not wash away the exaggerated dark circles under their eyes.

The elder brought me a garland necklace and said, "The strength of power does not make you lazy, but the sense of responsibility makes you more diligent, and from you, we can always find rare virtues." But can you not play with your life so much, you can stand it, these young NPCs can't bear it, and many times the mind and faith can't replace the physical fitness, you see what the children have become in order to accompany you. ”

Although the blame for this matter is not mine, after four days and three nights of getting along, I am still moved by the sincere love and warm support of these people, and I have regarded them as real fans, and a kind of heartfelt cherishing has unconsciously taken root.

I scratched my head and said, "To be honest, if I didn't have them with me all the time, I wouldn't have been able to persevere, and I had fought for a few days in a row before, but it was a happier thing, and it was really the first time that I had a boring cultivation." While I apologize for the adverse impact I have caused to all of you, I would like to express my heartfelt gratitude. ”

After listening to my words, this group of fans who almost collapsed, couldn't open their eyes, couldn't lift their hands, couldn't straighten their waists, and couldn't close their mouths finally achieved their wishes, they closed their eyes with satisfaction, slowly softened, and snuggled up to each other and fell asleep.

"Presumably, in their dreams, there will also be a figure of me cultivating hard for the sake of faith and mission......

"Don't be beautiful my ancestors, hurry up and find a way to come out, if you continue like this, you will die~"

I was shocked: "Will someone die? Who will die? Aren't you NPCs ~ NPCs will also die?"

"Of course you will die, although NPCs will not suffer any form of external damage in the novice village, but self-destruction can still be done, like this for a few days and nights without sleeping, just wait for sudden death!"

I was so frightened that I didn't dare to carry this pot. Then what to do, my leader, think of a way~ I still have to practice blood recovery when I go back, they can stand it in 15 seconds~

At the critical moment, the wisdom and composure of the elders and the authority of the number one came into play. He first called two miners, both shovels and pickaxes, and dug out the statue of the restoration god. Then he brought in another box and hauled the Restoration Idol directly to his manor farm. This is his private territory, and those fans can't enter without permission.

In this way, I can practice the blood recovery technique with peace of mind.

I asked the elder, have you found a solution to the ineffective skills in my full health state? If you find it, let's hurry up, although I'm not in a hurry, but I also want to finish the routine work as soon as possible, and the long pain is better than the short pain.

The elder said that he had found a solution to the problem, and then beckoned my old friend Changgong No. 2 to bring a donkey.

I stared at the donkey for a long time and asked the elder, "What do you mean, this donkey, Avanti's family?

The elder said that you are so humorous, and then pointed at me and beckoned to the donkey: "Kick him!"

Before I could even get a taste of it, the donkey was obedient, turned around and flew up and kicked me on the head.

Liu Lao Liu took away all my cultivation, even if I saw it in my eyes and understood in my heart, I wanted to react, but my body couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, and I really took a hoof.

Look at the donkey's dry sobbing, this hoof kicked me very lightly, and kicked me down at that time. I lay on the ground and felt that the world was spinning, and my brain seemed to be kicked apart, and I failed to get up several times.

The elder reminded: "Use the blood rejuvenation technique this time, it will definitely be good." ”

I was so confused that I didn't know what he was saying, "What kind of blood? What kind of play should I do? Who are you? What the hell is this?"

The elder slapped his thigh: "Damn, I forgot that he didn't wear equipment, his defense was too low, and he kicked the circle." ”

I was helped by Changgong No. 2 to the Restoration Idol, and I fell on it, and the healing effect unique to the Restoration Idol brought me back to consciousness.

As soon as I woke up, I scolded: "Damn! What do you mean? Have you ever been so cruel to your ancestors?"

The elder hurriedly explained: "Misunderstanding ~ mistake ~ not careful." It's all because you brought the pace too fast, my brain can't keep up. ”

I said angrily, "You were kicked by a donkey too?" ”

The elder didn't get angry with me, and said with a smile: "This donkey is a small easter egg in the novice village, which is specially prepared for those players who are not level enough, but are full of confidence and want to leave the novice village in advance." It will attack those players, causing them to drop their health, forcing them to return to recuperate, and only when they reach level 15 or higher can they leave the place freely. ”

I said I understand what you mean, you just want me to lose my blood so that I can use the blood recovery technique.

"Yes~"

"But you have to get me a donkey? The lower leg is too ruthless~ There is no one to be gentle?"

The elder was puzzled: "The interior of the novice village is full of safe areas, except for this donkey, there is only one teddy that can make the player bleed. Hey, hey, hey~ That's a funny little setting.,It will hold the player's legs.,The little butt arches one by one.,The top of the player's head will display blood deduction information.,-1,-1,-1,-1......"

I said forget it, it's a big man, I'd rather be kicked in the head by a donkey than a teddicki!

The elder took out a fur hat: "Actually, you don't need to suffer such a big crime, just now the pace was too fast, I overlooked a detail." No~ put this on. ”

I took the fur hat for some reason, and looked back and forth, it must be an ordinary fur hat, and I saw that the novice village laborers and farmers all brought one.

The elder explained, "You're only level 4 now, and you can't wear equipment until level 5 in the Thousand Machines setting. This hat is the only special one, it is a quest item, and it can be worn at level 1. Normally, this hat doesn't have any good attributes, it's just used to increase the game experience, but I've modified its attributes through permission, and wearing it, you won't be so uncomfortable if you get kicked again. ”

Oh, and the properties have been modified. Intrigued, I locked on to the hat, and its properties immediately appeared in front of my eyes.

Worker's Fur Hat (Quest), equipment level 1, increases health by 10,000 points.

I muttered, "A... Ten... Hundred... Thousand...... Damn!Add 1,000 HP?!This is too awesome~"

The elder said: "The data I changed by hand, can it be good~ It's a pity that this hat can only be used in the novice village, and it can't be taken out." I'll correct you a little bit more~ This is a five-digit number, which is to increase 10,000 HP, you are really good......"

"It's okay, it's okay~ I'm not good at liberal arts. I said casually and modestly, and then I was a little excited: "Since I was a child, my teacher always said that my head was kicked by a donkey, and after today, I can be uneducated!"