Chapter 10 Luo Fatzi's assessment
The fat man Luo who was named didn't look like a candidate at all, but like a criminal who was about to be escorted to the execution ground, and all the fat was trembling. I can't believe it, this is the savior assistant I took care of as reliable and brought from the Xianxia world.
Fat Luo's lips were pale, his eyes flickered, he glanced at me, and finally muttered in a low voice: "Sect Master, the fat man will go first, and wait for you in front." ”
I couldn't pretend to be a fool who was angry with him, so I couldn't bear it before I jumped up and gave him a brain cannon.
Luo Fatzi walked up to the Elemental Stone and the Archmage, and the Archmage asked him in a solemn voice: "Loki-Paul, today is your 16-year-old adult assessment, and this is your last chance to prove yourself, are you sure you want to challenge magic?"
Luo Fatzi nodded tremblingly: "Yes." ”
The archmage was a kind man, and he couldn't bear to see a young man who had just come of age go into exile: "Why do you have to choose a hard and difficult path for yourself?"
Luo Fatzi's lips trembled: "I don't know anything about steam technology and elemental magic, but the steam technology assessment has to be hands-on, and the magic assessment only moves the mouth. ”
This answer is simply unreliable, half of the audience booed, and the other half of the people who did not make a sound were women, they all looked at Luo Fatzi with tears in their eyes, and it was estimated that Luo Fatzi and them must have several legs.
The high-ranking archmage thought that Luo Fatzi's answer was to flout the laws of the principality, and said angrily: "Laziness will spread, stupidity will be inherited, the Principality of Rena does not allow any laziness and stupidity to exist, start your assessment, say the eighth-level ice elemental magic spell 'Great ice elemental, let me feel your existence'." With the help of this elemental stone, you have three chances!"
After speaking, the archmage took two steps back, and the other mages naturally stood in a position, and with my eyesight, it was easy to see that they were standing in a shallow formation, which could be used to prevent the energy leakage in the array.
Luo Fatzi stood up facing the elemental stone, he told me before that this elemental stone can assist in casting spells, and it is estimated that the function is similar to that of the talisman in the Xianxia world, which can improve the user's perception of third-party energy.
Luo Fatzi adjusted his breathing a few times, everyone thought that he would prepare for a while, but he didn't think that he only gasped twice, his eyes widened, revealing a decisive look, and when he opened his mouth, there was a string of elf words: "Wei coffee is a forced element, wave my Ah Qiu to the leftovers!"
The elven language, which was seriously deviated, was translated into a string of Mandarin with a big tongue in my ears, and I bit my tongue hard to hold back my laughter.
The others were even more confused, and they all looked at Luo Fatzi in a daze, and Princess Yunxi next to me said to herself: "It sounds a bit elven language, but I have never heard such an incomprehensible ......"
Ximei snorted and shook her head: "The grammar and pronunciation skills are completely wrong, any 10-year-old child who has received enlightenment can say it better than him......"
Look at Fat Luo, this mentally retarded person laughs at you!
The archmage who invigilated the exam was trembling: "What are you talking about?"
"Fine... Elf language~"
"You are blaspheming the Elven language, this is an insult to the Elves, and you will be punished!!"
Luo Fatzi was still not convinced: "Pull ~ pull down, how standard my words are, it is clear that the elemental stone you prepared today is not good! You see, I recited the spell just now, and it didn't react at all." It's broken, it's broken, take it back and repair it, and we'll take it again next year~"
"Stop!" the archmage roared at Luo Fatzi, who was about to turn around and leave, and stepped forward with his arm: "This is a magic stone newly polished by the 10 magic masters of the palace mage group for this year's assessment, and after many experiments, there will definitely be no problem!"
As he spoke, the archmage raised his hand and waved it towards the Philosopher's Stone, but he didn't hear him recite the incantation, and the crystal Philosopher's Stone suddenly became icy and snowy, fluttering and flying in the Philosopher's Stone, like a Christmas crystal.
The royal princess Yun Xi was extremely envious: "Wow puppet~ Such a powerful elemental trace can be exempted from spells and directly cast low-level magic, which can only be possessed by senior magicians who have been recognized by elemental elves, and is a symbol of the magister." ”
Using seemingly simple and casual, but in fact with the nature of a threat of force to prove the integrity of the Philosopher's Stone, the court archmage glared at Luo Fatzi, who was swallowing saliva: "What else do you have to say?"
"Say... What's the matter, there's nothing wrong with the Philosopher's Stone, but I didn't play well, so don't I have two chances? ”
"Then hurry up and use your second chance. ”
"My second chance, I choose to ask for help from the audience!"
Archmage Yimeng: "What?"
"Poof......" Luo Fat Man is too good at playing, this time I really didn't hold back, I laughed out loud.
The people next to me all looked at me, and I panicked, thinking that this was exposed, but I noticed that the way they looked at me was still the look of a fool, and I immediately put my mind at ease, it seems that they don't understand where the joke of Luo Fatzi's words is.
They didn't understand, but the archmage understood, and he was furious: "Paul, you black sheep, you just made a joke about the assessment ceremony by using the interactive mode of the Gentile depraved game "Wisdom Rush", don't you know that in the Principality of Rena, any foreign entertainment games are not allowed to be played!"
Luo Fatzi smiled: "You know so clearly, it means that you also like to play?"
The archmage said that he slipped his mouth and nervously defended: "I am playing critically, scrutinizing, and vigilant! ”
Luo Fatzi had no choice but to stand in front of the elemental stone again and prepare for a second attempt.
"Ani Buddha Ani Buddha Ani Buddha bless, the elemental elves must manifest ~~~"
I don't have to listen to his mantra anymore, and I worshipped the wrong god at the beginning of this prayer.
"Hahaha, eh, I'll go to your uncle's~"
Sure enough, Luo Fatzi was vague and long-winded for the second time, and this time he didn't even have a marginal pronunciation, so it was better to give up halfway through the speech, and scolded the street in Mandarin instead.
Luo Fatzi was completely discouraged, he knew that he had no possibility of being blinded at all, and his adult test was destined to end in failure.
The archmage urged, "There is one last chance, Paul, do you still try?"
Luo Fatzi shook his head, and soon nodded again, and saw him striding in front of the archmage, and this time he could finally understand the words he shouted with his mouth open.
"I'll pounce on your mother!"
He was planning to break the jar and break it.
The archmage was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously retorted to protect himself: "My mother is dead~"
"I'll pounce on her tomb!"
"Buried at sea!"
"I'll pounce on your daughter-in-law!"
"Poof~~~"
This time it wasn't just me, no one in the audience held back.