Kuaishou players born in the 90s often shoot videos of using fireworks as weapons to spray each other, and if they are not careful, they will be burned, and a pain can hurt for several days.

There is almost no one in the post-80s who has not been broken by the little whip, that sour is indescribable, some children in the city who can play have been broken, and their breath is generally very big when they grow up.

There are also some brainless post-70s generations, who were collapsed by the big firecrackers the thickness of the rolling pin of the second kick, and the end cannot be described as sour, the skin and flesh are seriously injured, and the tragedy is comparable to the Jiugongge Malatang.

The post-60s generation is even more able to play, and the two-person actors who put whips in the crotch of their pants on the rural stage are all them, and many of them have accidentally broadened their acting paths because of their failed performances, and all of them have developed in Thailand.

But these post-60s, post-70s, post-80s, and post-90s generations don't have this post-00s girl on the field who can play, a firecracker the size of a schoolbag, can't collapse the big wolf into a cowherd?

The elementary school girl held the bomb detonating device, and didn't give the big wolf a chance to react at all, and she was about to press it. I was really worried that the big wolf would be blown to death, so I subconsciously shouted: "Transform into a !!"

The big wolf is a werewolf ability, and it stands to reason that he should be able to sense the threat coming, but until I remind him, he didn't know what was going on, and by this time, the little girl had already pressed the button to detonate the device.

There was no violent explosion, there was no "white smoke wolf" that collapsed, and with a few sudden sounds, several funny little red flags popped up on the schoolbag carried by the big wolf, making the big wolf look like a Peking Opera actor.

We are all in a circle like the big wolf, and the little girl shook the detonation device in her hand: "Press the second time to detonate, give you a chance~"

I shouted to admit defeat and admit defeat, and then asked the second wolf to come to the stage to help the big wolf take off his schoolbag, throw it on the ground and run.

The elementary school girl cheered: "ye~~~" and then ran over to pick up the bag, winked at us, opened the bag and took out a new lollipop.

It's just an ordinary school bag, and she plays with psychology......

It's really a master, we didn't lose unjustly, the true meaning of women's self-defense is exactly like this, defeating the opponent with all kinds of skill, the subtlety and wisdom of it are not weaker than Tai Chi.

In the best-of-five matchup, the first four games were tied 2-2, which was unexpected.

Oiran looked like she was in her chest, as if two to two was just a barely acceptable situation for her.

The little girl left the stage, and Oiran turned her head to the sisters around her and ordered, "Go and rest, there's nothing to do with you here." ”

We have already produced four players, and in the next fifth game, I can only take action in person, and the Oiran disperses the sisters, it should be more than just wanting to practice with me alone.

Do you want to do something that only two people can be present?

"Hey, uh-huh......" I held back a smile and said, "You take Dongfang back to the nearby venue first, have a good rest and adjust, and I'll be fine here." ”

In terms of execution, we are not bad at all, and we are the same as the other side, we immediately got up and left, and it was only ten seconds, and in the stadium that was originally full of people, only me and Oiran were left.

Oiran didn't mean to go on stage, she was still sitting in the chair smoking a cigarette, looking at me meaningfully, her eyes deeper and more complex than before.

I looked at her without dodging, with all kinds of hints in my eyes: The live broadcast equipment has been moved, so hurry up, what do you want to do, I didn't go to the toilet like them in the East, and I didn't delay anything!

Oiran suddenly spoke: "In the fourth game, you shouted a transformation, what do you mean?"

My heart jumped, and sure enough, she noticed this detail.

I casually remarked: "The name of the skill of the hilarious Tai Chi is the same as Guanyin sitting on the lotus old man's cart, just a name." ”

"That's ......" Oiran said in a flat tone, "I thought it was an alien, but it turned out to be just an ordinary trick." ”

It's normal for humans to be wary of the supernatural, but I don't think that's what Oiran meant.

I didn't want to be tempted by her again, so I got up and took the stage: "If you have anything to say, it's better to wait until the fifth game is over, I'm in a hurry to get off work." ”

Oiran smoked quietly, her stunning face flickering.

"I've watched your live video, it's hard to tell if it's real or fake. But since the soldier king Dongfang Fuqin called you a master, it means that you at least have some means. "Oiran still doesn't plan to make a move.

I was noncommittal: "The master may not be a master, maybe I just taught him the skills of making a chef and repairing cars." ”

Oiran smiled slightly: "Even the business of Beitai Technical School dares to rob it, and the head of the spring is really unusual." ”

I don't like to be tempted, it's endless and fun, and the point is that I don't know what she's thinking. I took two steps forward and ended her topic directly: "The rules are still the same?"

Oiran should be able to understand what I mean, if the rules are still the same, you can hurry up to the stage, and if there are no rules, I will rush over and eat tofu.

The Oiran got up, like a fairy in the secret realm in the smoke, my heart jumped, and suddenly I thought of something.

"I see!" I took a step towards the enemy's hind legs, and at the same time made preparations to meet the enemy with all my strength at any time: "I drove everyone away because I didn't want to reveal my identity!"

My tone was sharp, and the Oiran didn't know why: "What do you mean by the head of the spring?"

I snorted and sneered: "Do you still want to pretend? If you want to be surprised, it's useless, I've already seen through you, you're the one who is the stranger!"

Oiran raised his eyebrows: "Why did the head of the family say this?"

I pointed to her hand: "You think you are hiding well, but the cigarette in your hand is exposed!"

Oiran looked at the cigarette pouch in his hand, which was emitting white smoke from the end to the end, and seemed unwilling to admit it.

I snorted, "Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?" The cigarette pouch can't smoke so much, it's almost time to catch up with the bar's dry ice machine!"

"You mean this~" Oiran smiled dumbly, twisted the cigarette pouch pot, and divided it into two halves: "The new shape of the e-cigarette is just that, boss, you really haven't seen a pig run much." ”

Forehead... What the hell can the smoke of e-cigarettes be very large?

accidentally exposed the household registration, there has never been such a high-tech thing in a small place like Beitai.

"But you're right about one thing. Oiran danced with half of the spear with both hands, faster and faster, and slowly danced into two white smoke discs, the discs were strong in the wind, stirring the white smoke that was emitted to form two dragon shadows, one up and down coiled around Oiran's chest and buttocks, and at the same time her eyes also turned white, and there was a faint smoke coming out.

"I'm indeed a stranger~"