After sitting down by himself, Xiang Bei told Chu that he had only known each other for a day. It's like a home at first sight in Red Leaf City, there is no other reason, don't guess.

"I hope you're telling the truth. Chu pity remained skeptical.

Xiang Bei raised his hand: "I swear, I promise yes, you can go to Brother Yilei for verification." Do you have anything else to do? If you don't, you won't talk, I'm not used to talking to women. ”

"Why is that?"

"Because I have been alone at the ends of the earth for many years, I have not seen many women, I will be shy when talking to women, and I will be laughed at if I am shy, and I don't like to be laughed at, I only like to laugh at others. ”

"We're very similar in this regard, and I like to laugh at people, like my brother who is too fat. ”

"Really, if you see him another day, I'll laugh at him with you. ”

"Haha, you're really interesting, and in that case, I'll share with you another thing about him that deserves to laugh. My brother has been having some trouble having sex lately, so he doesn't lift it. ”

Xiang Bei was stunned for a moment, why did she tell herself about this, but she quickly understood what the princess meant: "You want to ask the king if there is any way I can heal, right? ”

Chu pity admits that this is the case, after all, he is his own brother, he can't do this, of course he is anxious for him.

Xiang Bei told her that this thing is easy to do, first lose weight and exercise to enhance her physique. Then don't think about having sex with women all day long, you can't get up and hold on to beautiful women every day. In addition, I will do some proper private massages every day, and then prescribe some medicine to him, and he will get better slowly, and the king is no problem at this age.

This is really not Xiang Bei's bragging, it is estimated that even if the legendary master comes, he will not be able to cure this disease, but Xiang Bei can.

As for why, first of all, as an author, I usually dabble in a wide range of things, and I like to study anything messy. Secondly, as a man, he always thinks that he is extremely strong in that aspect, so he is always looking for what he can do, but he searches and searches, how can he not find it, but he jumps out of the advertisement for curing this disease. Although he is very poor, but curiosity kills the cat, and he thinks that the medicine that can cure this disease must have an enlargement and enhancement effect, after all, even those who are deflated and do not move can be puffed up, and normal people use it is not 'like the sky', so he still paid to learn it, but he didn't expect to use it.

Chu Pian heard that there was really a way, and immediately rejoiced: "Is it really that simple?"

"Is this simple? I have to take medicine and massage, and I have to control my desires, and what is even more terrible is that I have to lose weight, and how painful it is to lose weight, can this be called simple? I'm afraid there is no such troublesome treatment. ”

"It sounds a little difficult now, Sir, tell me the prescription, I'll go and get it, and Mr. Refine it into a pill" Chu was a little anxious.

Xiang Bei had no choice but to tell her: "I am a cultural person, and I don't know how to do alchemy." My medicine is not among the Dancao, you can order someone to find it and decoction it. ”

After speaking, he wrote down the prescription and handed it to the princess, and specially advised: "After finding this last one, bring it to me, the more the merrier." ”

Chu looked at it with pity and said, "Yellow smoke? I know, it's just a weed, can it also be used in medicine?"

Xiang Bei said truthfully: "No, this is not for the king, it is for myself." ”

At this time, he just wanted to smoke a cigarette, and it seemed that no one in the world knew that this yellow smoke had this effect.

Chu took pity and put away the prescription: "I see, I must find more for Mr." But dare to ask sir, how to do massage, is it a martial art?"

This can make Xiang Bei sad to death, how can he explain it? You can't demonstrate it live, that's a hooligan.

After thinking about it for a long time, he told Chu Pity: "It's a special method of pressing and stroking, which makes me really ...... I can't do it myself, I can't do that. ”

Chu pity's face flushed: "Sir, I understand, I will ask the king to let a princess come and learn from Mr." ”

"How can I learn this? Am I blaspheming the princess, and I should be secretly killed after I finish teaching. I don't believe the king will allow me to live on. You try other methods first, and then use massage techniques. ”

"Okay then" Chu agreed pitifully, as if she didn't want to continue the topic either. And Xiang Bei felt that he was simply teasing. He prayed that the king would take some medicine for this disease, but it would not be fun if he really needed a massage.

Xiang Bei asked Chu if there was anything else to do? If not, he would have to withdraw.

Chu thought for a while: "It's rare to meet Mr. today, I want to ask for a lot of things, and I hope that Mr. will give me more time." ”

Xiang Bei told her that it was not rare for the two of them to meet at all, because they would be neighbors in the Feng family in the future, not to mention rare, I am afraid that they will have to look up and not look down.

Chu pityfully chuckled: "Mr. humor, in fact, I asked to live here, I really have a lot of curiosity about Master Xiang Nan's high apprentice." ”

Xiang Bei told her not to be curious, she was just an ordinary person, not so mysterious.

He told Chu Pity: "Aren't you here to choose a husband, I think you still put more of your mind on the Feng family man." ”

Chu shook his head pitifully: "I know all the Feng family, and I am not interested. With the wisdom of the gentleman, he should have thought of the purpose of my coming. ”

Xiang Bei nodded and admitted that this girl was here to spy on the Feng family, and choosing a husband was nonsense.

Chu said with pity: "I hope that Mr. will stop making fun of me about choosing a husband, as if I am in a hurry to get married." ”

Xiang Bei promised not to mention this matter in the future.

"Thank you, sir, why don't we go and sit in the garden together, and by the way, peek at how my niece Yunping is going so that we can make fun of them together." ”

"Makes sense, let's go. "Xiang Bei is really interested in this matter, he just has a lot of bad taste.

In this way, Xiang Bei and Chu Pity formed a voyeuristic alliance and went to find Princess Yunping and Feng Yilei together. It's a little immoral, it's not noble enough, but it's interesting.

On the way, Chu said pitifully: "Aren't you shy with women, why didn't I find out?"

"Maybe you're not beautiful enough, princess, so I can't have evil thoughts. If you don't be a thief, you won't have that kind of performance. ”

"Fuck off, if others dare to say that, they will die early. "Any woman who hears this has to go straight to the frenzy.

Xiang Bei asked himself why he was special?

"Because you're ugly, I sympathize with you, so I won't kill you, haha. ”

This gave him back the words, and Xiang Bei felt that this girl was really difficult to deal with. Why did I write her as a smart person in the first place, and I didn't have to worry about writing her as a stupid person.

At this time, Chu Pixi seemed to have discovered something, pulled Xiang Bei and said, "Go this way, I feel that there are footsteps here." ”

"Feelings? shouldn't you hear it? Xiang Bei was curious.

"You are weak, I felt it through the feedback of the earth. ”

"Are you an earth-walking mage?" asked Xiang Bei.

Chu Pixie just smiled mysteriously and did not answer.