Chapter 13: Giving You a Bowl of Chastity
"It's so late, can't you do it tomorrow?"
"No, the big boss's order, the fingerprint machine is installed today, and tomorrow will have to use it!"
Watching along the voice, I saw that Mo Nong was talking to a middle-aged man. After listening to two sentences, I realized that it was the big boss who strictly checked labor discipline and equipped the club with a fingerprint punch card machine.
"Big Boss is really perverted!" Ye Dev commented on the table.
Su Rou didn't say anything, but there was also a lot of dissatisfaction in her expression.
Think about it, the ordinary punch card machine occasionally arrives late and returns early, and you can ask your colleagues for a favor to cover it up. Replaced with a fingerprint machine, it is not my cooperation, it is too lacking in morality.
When Ye Kai approached, the dispute had come to an end, Mo Nong compromised, and the middle-aged man returned satisfied.
Mo Nong's face was displeased, he took a tablet to prepare, docked with the fingerprint machine, and prepared for the pain.
"Ye Kai, Su Rou, come here, take a fingerprint and get off work." Mo Nong greeted Ye Kai and them.
Ye Kai snorted coldly, "The headquarters is really sick!"
Mo Nong glared at Ye Kai fiercely, and Manager Mo seriously suspected that this fingerprint machine was given by Ye Kai. After all, the big boss had paid close attention to Ye Kai's labor discipline, which in itself was very abnormal.
It's just that there is no evidence, and I don't want to hate Ye Kaila, so I finally didn't say anything.
Instead, he diverted the topic and asked, "How is it, are you still used to work?"
Ye Kaiyan said insincerely, "Habit, I think this job is very suitable for me." ”
"Do a good job, the company can see it. However, you are not allowed to be late tomorrow, and the attendance record of this fingerprint machine must be reported to the head office every day. ”
Ye Kai said angrily, "The headquarters is not lightly ill!
"Don't talk nonsense, get your fingerprints!Well, put your index finger in?" Mo Nong stared at Ye Kai with some annoyance, and said in his heart, Do you still have the face to mention being late for work?
"Legend has it that they like to enter the middle finger, the middle finger is strong, and the middle finger represents respect. Ye Kai objected.
There were a row of black lines on Mo Nong's forehead, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he slandered in his heart: Why did the words change when they came out of your mouth? What do you want to enter? Also enter the middle finger, the middle finger is strong? Let's not say that the middle finger is not as strong as the index finger, who told you that the middle finger represents respect?
Although Su Rou is simple, she is also a big girl in her early twenties, and some meat jokes can still be understood.
Her face was slightly red, and she said to Ye Kai with disgust, "Brother Ye, what are you talking nonsense?"
Mo Nong wordlessly urged Ye Kai, "Hurry up, don't you want to go home from work?" Put the finger you represent respect on!"
As he spoke, Mo Nong saw several girls coming from far and near, so he beckoned them to come and record fingerprints as well. At this moment, her gaze temporarily left the fingerprint machine and turned her back to Ye Kai.
Ye Kai's eyes lit up instantly, and he secretly said an opportunity, grabbed Su Rou's little hand violently, and put her middle finger on the fingerprint machine.
After a few swipes and scans, a fingerprint scan immediately appeared on the inky tablet.
"Name: Ye Kai... Job number...... Well, Ye Kai, why are your fingers so small?" Mo Nong muttered quietly as he entered the information.
Ye Kai smiled evilly, for fear of revealing his stuffing and didn't dare to say more. Pushed Su Rou forward, "Hurry up, girl, it's your turn!"
Su Rou was already messy, and shouted over and over again in her heart: Is this okay? Is this okay? Is there still a royal law, is there still a law?
"Girl Su, whether my brother can sleep lazily depends on your performance. Ye Kai said solemnly.
......
When Ye Kai returned home, it was already a little faster. The living room was still lit, and the coffee table was piled high with papers and a laptop.
Ling Duxue hadn't even rested, this woman was really crazy.
Ye opened his stomach and was attracted by a smell - the taste of food!
Gollum......
Ye Kai's stomach suddenly screamed, and he went directly into the kitchen, smelling the smell and finding a bowl of instant noodles. However, looking at this bowl of instant noodles, Ye Kai was a little stunned.
The bowl of instant noodles is square, the noodles are square, the slices of ham on the noodles are also square, and the ham is covered with a poached egg, which is even more square!
This bowl of instant noodles has put a lot of effort into it, right? If you look at people with noodles, you can know that the people who make instant noodles are not lightly ill.
"Ye Kai, what are you doing?
Just as Ye Kai was scolding his stomach while holding up his noodles and picking up his chopsticks, Ling Duxue's angry voice suddenly came.
I saw Ling Duxue's eyes staring at the noodle bowl, almost wanting to breathe fire, and escape from a female beast that protected food.
This is a supper that she wasted a lot of effort to prepare, how can she give it to others? and let it be given to Ye Kai, the bastard?
Ye Kai glanced at Ling Duxue angrily, put down the bowl, and said with a smile, "Ling Duxue, you don't like spicy food, right?"
"How do you know?" Ling Duxue was a little surprised.
Ye Kai laughed very cheaply and underwhelmingly, "Guess!"
Xinzheng thought, only the three packets of instant noodles did not put hot sauce, isn't it obvious?
As the words came out, Ye Kai grabbed the hot sauce bag and tore it open, squeezed it all into the bowl, and asked Ling Duxue tentatively, "You won't eat it now, will you?" ”
Then pick up the chopsticks and sweep the clouds.
Ling Duxue's face turned blue with anger, grabbed a pillow and smashed it at Ye Kai, and said angrily, "Ye Kai!
Ye Kai said vaguely while eating noodles, "Your husband and I have worked hard for this family, and we came home so late, and my hungry heart is close to my back, so don't you need to be so hypocritical when eating your bowl of noodles?"
Ling Duxue said angrily, "I'm hungry too! What did you eat for me?"
Ye Kai shrugged, "Then don't eat it! If you don't sleep so late, you deserve to die of hunger." ”
"You!you!How did you become a man like you, shameless and shameless!" Ling Duxue gritted her teeth.
Ling Duxue is not proficient in quarrelling, and she rarely explodes into foul language, so she has no chance of winning in bickering. She looked at Ye Kai fiercely for a long time before she gritted her teeth and held back such a sentence.
Ye Kai smiled and said, "How to become a man? It's very simple, natural skills plus a woman and a bed will make you a man." ”
Speaking of this, he turned around, "But if you want to be a woman, it will take a little effort." The bed is easy to find, and there are probably not many men who are willing to cooperate with you. ”
Ling Duxue said angrily, "It's not your turn to worry about whether I can find a man or not!"
Ye Kai's eyes widened angrily, "Nonsense! If you can find a man, and use Lao Tzu to suffer this crime? Are you willing to pretend to be a drunken fake marriage with you? Look at you, eat your bowl of noodles and wronged you, can you be more stingy? It's a big deal that I'll accompany you for a bowl!"
Stay with me for one night?bastard, never forget to take advantage of Miss Ben!
Ling Duxue was ashamed and angry, and just wanted to get angry, but Ye Kai hurriedly explained, "I'm talking about accompanying you with a bowl of noodles, don't think about it! Good guy, I can still accept a bowl of noodles, if I compensate you for a bowl of chastity, I will lose a lot! Of course, if you insist on chastity, I can also suffer a loss......"
"Get !!" Before Ye Kai finished speaking, Ling Duxue was already roaring as a lion in Hedong.
Ye Kai had a expression on his face, the more angry you are, the happier I am, and after eating the noodles in three or two bites, he threw the dishes and chopsticks away, and then turned back to the room.
The mouth is still humming, "Eat and drink enough, take a bath and sleep!"