Chapter 177: Call Me Uncle (2)
Chu Xiangjun suggested with a sincere face: "Try it first, it's not delicious, you're eating me." ”
Chu Xiangjun saw that although the little girl was beautiful, her eyes were extremely clear, obviously she had not experienced the darkness of society and did not understand human feelings, such a person should be easy to deceive.
Regardless of him, at least he has to trick the little girl into fishing herself out of the pot, otherwise he will travel through ancient times, burp if he doesn't complete any task, and the corpse will be eaten, and finally turn into stinky feces and excrete into the pit...... Chu Xiangjun didn't dare to continue thinking about it, because it was too terrible.
The little girl really did what Chu Xiangjun expected, thought about Chu Xiangjun's words, and felt that two possibilities were better than one, so as soon as she fished it out, Chu Xiangjun was fished out.
Although there was cabbage hanging on his head and carrots sticking to his body, Chu Xiangjun, who saw the light of day again, felt that he had finally come to life.
The breeze blows, reducing the heat on the body, and it is very comfortable.
Although people are a little embarrassed!
Chu Xiangjun pulled the leaves, carrots, and spices stuck to his body to the ground, and at the same time pulled the light veil vigorously to cover his body, but why was the light veil so thin, and after it was soaked, it was no different from nothing.
"What's your name?"
The little girl asked, Chu Xiangjun was stunned, but still answered her.
"Chu Xiangjun, what about you?"
Hearing Chu Xiangjun ask her name, the little girl touched her chin with a serious face and thought for a while, and then spit out a sentence to Chu Xiangjun that made Chu Xiangjun vomit three liters of blood: "You just call me uncle." ”
The little girl's eyes were very serious, and she put on a face with this name, and I didn't tell her yet, you know that it was your honor.
Chu Xiangjun: "...... "Uncle, your sister, I'm still your grandmother."
"Your name is Bobo?"
"Mmmm, let's go make something delicious, what are you going to do for me?"
Bo Bo asked, Chu Xiangjun had a black line on his forehead, and he said in a consultative tone: "That, can you lend me a set of clothes first?"
In the forest, Chu Xiangjun can't do it.
The world was suddenly quiet, and the little girl looked at the clothes on Chu Xiangjun's body, then blushed and nodded.
Chu Xiangjun: "......"
In other words, I just wanted to be cooked by you, you little girl, it's too big to handle the ingredients, and it's too primitive.
In modern society, people eat chicken and duck meat, and the hair is gone.
Chu Xiangjun: "......" What am I thinking about, shouldn't I be glad that the little girl didn't strip her naked clothes and throw them in the water to boil.
......
Chu Xiangjun changed his clothes, it was a set of moon-white and pale yellow floor-length brocade long skirts, the skirt and cuffs were embroidered with complex moire patterns with colored silk threads, and the pale yellow light gauze outside the group was dotted with small white plum blossoms, which were vivid and fairy-like, and the waist was a pale yellow ribbon, which made the dress more slim and symmetrical.
In addition to clothes, the little girl also intimately gave Chu Xiangjun a pair of cloth shoes embroidered on a white bottom, which were comfortable and natural on her feet.
Looking at Chu Xiangjun after dressing up, a touch of surprise flashed in the little girl's eyes.
Chu Xiangjun looked at the clothes on his body, looked at the clothes on the little girl's body, and came to a conclusion: Well, this girl likes pale yellow.
Chu Xiangjun saw the little girl's brows furrowed slightly, thinking that she felt that there was something wrong with this set of clothes, and before Chu Xiangjun could speak, the little girl spit out a sentence that made Chu Xiangjun vomit blood again: "You said that you are so good-looking, why do you think you are not delicious?"