Chapter 355: Punishment and Joy (Part II)
Nangong Hao and Ye Kai came to the spirit, and patted their heads: "Fat yo (yes), Han bites the prostitute and sighs (there is still a scene to watch)." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
In the blink of an eye, the three gentlemen looked at Long Jiangping with a gloating face.
Qing Guiren held back a smile, cooperated with the three major gentlemen, suddenly looked at Long Jiangping, expressionless, and said, "Then it's your turn, do you want to cut off your own arm, or find someone to help you?"
Long Jiangping was very entangled.
Previously, when he watched Nangong Hao and the three of them abusing each other, he laughed so much that it was called a happy one, and when it was his turn, it was called a tangled.
Cut off his arm, it seems that he can't do it, he doesn't have a tendency to masochism.
Call someone to help, but I am afraid that the helper is unprofessional, and it hurts too much to get rid of the heavy hand, and you may fall into a stubborn disease;
is still the same sentence, this broken arm, but it is a kind of knowledge.
He looked left and right, but still couldn't make up his mind.
At this moment, Ye Kai said inarticulately: "Move (that), Leng Song (Brother Long), Daddy (or), Yabo Milk (I'll help you)?"
"Leng Song?"
"Dad?"
"Awa milk?"
The whole scene was dumbfounded. Suddenly, there was a "poof", and everyone burst out laughing.
Long Jiangping was a little moved: "Brother Ye, are you really good?"
Ye Kai showed off his muscles: "Dung essence (rest assured), stewed fart Zhi stationed in Guo Crazy (which one is stronger in broken arm technology), chicken wolf climbs to the peak and jumps to change (Xiliang Dongfang is looking for Ye Kai)!"
"Poof!" As soon as this remark came out, everyone burst into laughter again.
"Dung?"
"Stewed farts are stationed in Guo Mad?"
"Chicken wolf ascending to the peak?"
"Your uncle!
......
Ye Kai looked at Long Jiangping excitedly and licked his tongue quietly. He was smoked miserably just now, and if he could find it back on Long Jiangping, it would be a little spiritual comfort.
Long Jiangping was a little moved, but he just caught a glimpse of Ye Kai's licking tongue, and couldn't help but feel a chill, and scolded in his heart: "Ye bastard of grass and mud horses, I thought you really helped me, and you actually wanted to find pleasure in me? Wait for me, one day you will look good!"
He hurriedly shook his head, looked at Mu Dashao, and begged: "Mu Shao, Mu Shao, I know that you are the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva, hurry up and save your life, help me cut off an arm!"
"Poof!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter again.
This strange thing happens every year, and this year is especially numerous.
Have you ever seen someone ask for help to cut off their arm?
Moreover, if you ask someone to cut off your arm, you have to slap your ass first, which is like begging grandpa and grandma.
Tut-tut!
Mu Lingchen was also amused, and said quietly: "Do you really want me to help you break your arm?" I can say it in advance, my skills are not good, I hurt you, don't blame me!"
Long Jiang was frightened, and gritted his teeth: "It's okay, I believe in Mu Dashao's technique!"
Mu Lingchen nodded and looked at Qing Guiren.
He was so strong in front of Dongfang Ao that he was a mess, but he had a different attitude towards Qing Guiren, bowed down, and asked, "Qing Guiren, is it okay?"
This scene made Dongfang Ao look at it and was shocked.
Qing Guiren, what is the origin? It is actually worthy of Mu Lingchen's treatment like this, and even a broken arm has to be asked for instructions in advance?
Qing Guiren nodded.
Mu Lingchen rubbed his hands together and walked towards Long Jiangping with an excited face.
"You, you, you... What do you want to do?" his posture made Long Jiangping tremble in horror and shrink back. That look is like the helpless girl facing the lewd uncle, and like the naked lamb facing the drooling gray wolf.
"What are you doing, hey, what do you say I'm going to do?" Mu Lingchen smiled evilly.
"Don't come here, don't come here! Come here again, I'll call someone!" Long Jiangping shouted in fright.
"You scream, scream, you just cut your throat and no one cares, hum hum!" Mu Lingchen smiled evilly, "This is what you begged me to help you break your arm." ”
This scene made everyone at the scene look at each other. Damn, this plot doesn't seem right? Is it a story?
Mu Lingchen suddenly raised his big palm and slapped it at Long Jiangping's shoulder joint.
"Wait, wait!" Long Jiangping shouted, causing Mu Lingchen's big palm to stop in mid-air.
"What's wrong?" Mu Lingchen wondered.
"Mu Shao, be gentle, I'm afraid of pain!" Long Jiangping said.
"Poof!"
The whole scene was bursting with laughter again.
Be gentle?
Afraid of pain?
Your grandmother's is so powerful that you have wood?
Don't say no, I don't believe you're so pure.
At least, Mu Lingchen was not so pure. He slapped it down in an instant: "Get out of you, I don't have that kind of hobby!"
Long Jiangping let out a miserable scream, and one arm hung down weakly. He cried with a sad face and complained, "Ouch, Mu Shao, didn't you ask you to be gentle?"
"! I said I don't have that kind of hobby! Besides, believe it or not, I helped you break your other arm?" Mu Lingchen scolded.
Long Jiangping was startled and gasped. This is because the range of movement is too large, which affects the wound at the severed arm.
He looked at Mu Lingchen aggrievedly, just like the deep resentful woman.
This scene made everyone at the scene laugh.
Mu Lingchen, who was one of the protagonists, was going crazy, and he really regretted being greedy for a while, and agreed to Long Jiangping's request.
Your uncle!
Dead sissy how far you give me, how far do you roll!
Can you not look at me like that? The young master is a normal man, and his sexual orientation is so normal that he hates it! If people misunderstand, what should the young master do with the happiness of the second half of his life?
Do you pay?
Can you afford it?
As if he could hear Mu Lingchen's heart, Long Jiangping finally shifted his resentful gaze and looked at Qing Guiren: "It's broken, is it okay this time?"
Qing Guiren nodded expressionlessly, and his heart was really happy.
These gentlemen are usually arrogant and domineering, and they can do a lot of bad things, but I didn't expect that the punishment would be quite joyful.
Never mind!
After all, it's just a few spoiled children.
Qing Guiren shook his head in his heart, his face was indifferent, and said, "Get out! Don't fall into my hands next time, otherwise you will look good!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Long Jiangping nodded at the same time.
Originally, they wanted to stay and watch the excitement, but since the noble people spoke, it would be better to go first. After all, the next person to be reckoned with is their second and first elder, and if they stay here, if they are implicated, the gains outweigh the losses.
They cleaned up their mood and were about to leave with a dry group of minions.
At this moment, Mu Lingchen issued an invitation: "A few young and old people go slowly, remember to enjoy your face tomorrow, and go to my Liangcheng Auction House to participate in the auction." ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and Nangong Hao and the four of them were shocked at the same time.
Long Jiangping immediately asked everyone's questions: "What does Mu Shao mean? Is there another big auction?"
"That's right!" Mu Lingchen said.
"In this case, then I have to prepare well!" Long Jiangping said,
"Definitely wow, there will be a lot of good things at that time, if a few of you bring enough capital, otherwise you will miss the opportunity, don't blame me!" Mu Lingchen shrugged.
"Anla, Mu Shao, isn't it the first time you've met me?" Long Jiangping said proudly.
"That's right, young master, I'm poor, so poor that I only have money left!" Ye Kai said.
"Baked cake face less blowing atmosphere, if I don't beat your face into a baked cake tomorrow, I won't be surnamed Ximen!" Ximen Qing snorted coldly.
"Isn't it?, if you have the ability, you will be a turtle with a shrunken head, if you dare to come over tomorrow, I will use the money to smash you into a baked cake!" Nangong Hao agreed.
"Come on, come on, two little white faces, young master, I'm still afraid of you, won't you? tomorrow I will see who stoned whom?"
"Then I'll wait for a few young people to come!" Mu Lingchen said.
"I will definitely be there tomorrow, you can not give some face for baked cake face, Mu Dashao's face, you must give it at that time!" Nangong Hao said mockingly.
"That's right!" said Ximen Qing.
"It's the same! Mu Shao's field, that must be held, when the time comes, I will use money to smash some little white faces! What kind of thing is your uncle, with a little white face, you have to get up!" Ye Kai said angrily.
As for Long Jiangping, he looked at Mu Lingchen with a look of resentment and said, "Mu Shao, in order to repay your gentleness, I will definitely be there tomorrow!"
Burst!
As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter again.
Mu Lingchen was cold, pimples all over his body got up, and scolded: "Get out! Your sister said that I don't have that hobby, and I'm hungry and thirsty to find someone else!"
As soon as the words fell, Nangong Hao and the four of them glanced at each other, snorted coldly at the same time, and left without looking back.
At this time, Qing Guiren looked at Dongfang Ao and the others again, and the cold light bloomed. In an instant, in the fragrance of asters, the cold wind was cold, and the temperature dropped sharply.
Dongfang Ao and the others were shocked, knowing that they should have come or came.
...... (To be continued.) )