Chapter 514: Brain teaser
Near the subway station in Shangyuan District, around Catherine Square.
With the arrival of Line friends two years ago, it has become a place where the hearts of girls are bursting, and its cute cartoon image, with the pink lights in the store, is loved by countless girls.
In addition to Line friends, there are also many online celebrity stores here, such as Starbucks Coffee, Decathlon, Huangmen Laozao Hot Pot, Haidilao Hot Pot, etc.
He Xiaoxiao, who came to Jinling during the May Day holiday, followed the noisy crowd at this time.
He Xiaoxiao has been here a few times before, but they are all just sightseeing.
It's the same today, I look at it while walking, and occasionally I stop to find a place to rest when I'm tired.
Yu Jingyao, the little tail, naturally followed, and at this time she was holding her mobile phone and kept taking pictures, and when she saw those super cute cartoon characters, she would also ask He Xiaoxiao to help take a group photo.
"Sister, are you tired, do you want to take a break?"
He Xiaoxiao, who was walking next to her, had a neat ball head, an obsidian stud earring in her right ear, a navy blue suspender coat, and soft-soled sneakers, and the whole person looked refreshing and pregnant;
At this time, his right hand gently supported his bulging abdomen, and said with a smile: "No." After a little more strolling, I'll go back. ”
"Okay!" Yu Jingyao nodded, put away her mobile phone, leaned on He Xiaoxiao and stretched out her hand, hugged her left arm and asked with a grin: "Sister, when are you going to get married?"
He Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and smiled, revealing a look of shame on her face that looked a little baby fat because of pregnancy, "Hmm...... Probably at the end of the year!"
Yu Jingyao had a disappointed look on her face, "Ah...... It's going to be the end of the year, so wouldn't it be to take wedding photos with the baby in your arms?"
Then Yu Jingyao became excited again, "It's okay! People are married with their sons, and you and your brother-in-law directly hold your children to get married, it's also very romantic......"
At this moment, the phone in Yu Jingyao's pocket rang, took it out and looked at it, and said with a smile: "It's my brother-in-law's phone." ”
He Xiaoxiao took it and said a few words, and then reported the address.
After she put down the phone, Yu Jingyao asked, "Is my brother-in-law coming?"
"Hmm!"
"Then let's go eat Haidilao tonight!" Yu Jingyao just said, and shook her head again and again, "No, no, sister, you can't eat hot pot." ”
"It's okay to eat once in a while. Saying that, He Xiaoxiao glanced at the Jaeger-LeCoultre couple watch on her wrist, "Let's go, let's find a place to sit." ”
Not far behind them, two female bodyguards in loose sportswear silently followed.
............
Less than two minutes after they left, a man and a woman walked out of a shop lit up with pink lights on the side of the road.
The men are drooping and old, and the women are petite;
"Miss, that person is coming over soon, do you think we should withdraw first?"
The woman wearing a pink baseball cap pushed the brim of her hat, revealing a young face like a shy flower in the closed moon, who is it not Fang Moli?
Touching her smooth chin with her hand, a cunning light flashed in Fang Moli's eyes that shone like stars, "You said that if I kidnapped her, would he kill me?"
The old man beside him frowned and said, "I don't dare to borrow ten dares from him." ”
After a pause, the old man followed closely: "But the master's health is getting worse, at this time, we should not cause trouble again, everything should be based on the overall situation." ”
"Hope is the most beautiful of all things, and the most beautiful things never wither. ”
As she spoke, the girl's starry eyes became hazy, "My intuition tells me that if I can bring this person to South America, it will be of great benefit to our lineage." ”
The old man ignored her sixth sense, but said solemnly: "Miss, everything is about the overall situation." ”
The girl didn't speak, glanced in the direction He Xiaoxiao had disappeared, and turned to leave.
............
In a super cute drink shop, He Xiaoxiao and the two waited for about 40 minutes, and Han Yi arrived.
"Wow, long time no see, brother-in-law, you're so handsome now. Yu Jingyao stepped forward and praised.
Han Yi reached out and rubbed her head, rubbing her delicate straight black hair into a mess, laughing and saying, "My mouth is quite sweet, but it's a pity that I didn't bring a gift today." ”
"Brother-in-law, you are the biggest gift!" Yu Jingyao snickered.
Han Yi ignored her anymore, walked over to He Xiaoxiao, and regardless of the public, grabbed her hand on the table and kissed it, "When did you arrive?"
He Xiaoxiao's face was full of tenderness, and her eyes were full of smiles, "Two o'clock." ”
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"Cha Gang, do you have a golden house to hide Jiao?" He Xiaoxiao laughed.
"Uh...... I hid it, do you believe it?" After saying the sentence, Han Yi's face was a little hot.
He Xiaoxiao looked left and right, took out the hand that was covered in the palm of his hand, pinched his face, and said viciously: "If you dare to find Xiaosan, hum...... I'll just smack you in the middle of the night!"
"So ruthless?"
"What do you think!" After speaking, He Xiaoxiao leaned closer and said, "Don't say that I didn't give you a chance, it doesn't count." ”
"Hiss-" Han Yi somehow appeared in his mind that Liu Jinye's face was more beautiful than a woman, and a layer of goosebumps immediately appeared on his body,
"When you say that, I think of a joke. ”
"What?"
Han Yi smiled: "Sperm said: oh~~shit!"
He Xiaoxiao pondered for a moment, her face immediately turned red, and she pinched his arm, "Hey~ Your mind is so dirty." ”
"Each other, each other. ”
Seeing that the two of them were talking and laughing, Yu Jingyao joined in and asked, "Brother-in-law, what are you talking about, laughing happily." ”
Han Yi said, "Uh...... It's nothing. ”
Yu Jingyao pulled his arm and coquettishly said: "Brother-in-law." ”
He Xiaoxiao put on her sister's majesty: "Why do children ask so much." ”
Yu Jingyao pouted, "Everyone is in college, do you think I'm still a child?"
"Yes! Han Yi nodded, "Then I'll tell you a brain teaser." ”
"Okay, brother-in-law, you say, I'll listen!" Yu Jingyao sat up straight and listened.
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
Han Yi coughed, "Say, a lust, a wolf, a wealth fan, and a comrade, all three of them died at the same time, and they all want to go to heaven."
God told them that they had to endure the test on the way through heaven and get rid of their bad habits before they could enter heaven, or they would have to go to hell.
The three of them set off together to go to heaven, and suddenly saw a group of beautiful women on the side of the road, and the pervert who was walking in front couldn't help but rush over and move his hands and feet, but he fell into hell all at once. ”
"And then?" asked Yu Jingyao.
He Xiaoxiao was also aroused and listened with pricked ears.
Han Yi said solemnly: "Then, the remaining two continued to walk forward, and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, and a thick pile of banknotes was vaguely visible.
The wealth fan bent down to pick it up, and at the moment when he was about to touch his wallet, he suddenly remembered the tragic situation of the wolf after falling into hell just now, so he resisted his greed, straightened up and walked the rest of the distance alone, and entered heaven. ”
Yu Jingyao hadn't come back to her senses yet, "It's gone?"
"Oh! no. ”
Yu Jingyao thought for a while and asked, "No, what about another comrade?"
He Xiaoxiao quickly figured it out, and couldn't help pinching him, "I'm going to kill you~"
Han Yi held back a smile, took her hand and said, "Let's go, let's eat." ”
Later, Yu Jingyao pondered for a while, and quickly figured it out.
"Brother-in-law, you're necrotic......"
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After dinner, the three of them went to watch a movie together, and when they returned to the Emerald Garden, it was almost 11 o'clock.
After paying the public grain, the two of them hugged each other and lay down, He Xiaoxiao hugged him and said: "The clothing department of Jinling Academy of Fine Arts is much worse, so I want to ......"
"What's wrong?" Han Yi asked, turning his head.
He Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment and said: "I want to go to Huaqing after giving birth to a baby, where there are the most professional teachers in the country who can help me learn better." What do you say?"
"Well...... Han Yi scratched his head a little, "It's not impossible." Anyway, now the transportation is convenient, and there is no difference between Runzhou and Yanjing;
It's just that the air quality over there is not very good, and if the baby comes along, I'm worried that it will be bad for them. ”
"It should be fine. He Xiaoxiao looked up at him, "There are so many newborn babies and toddlers in Yanjing every day, I haven't heard of any problems." ”
"Are you sure you want to go?"
"That's what I think for the time being, let's wait until the baby is born. ”
The two of them chatted for a while.
After the lights went out, He Xiaoxiao's voice sounded in the darkness, "How did you solve it in the days when I was away?"
"What?"
"Lower body problems. ”
"Uh...... You women only mend the cracks in the sky with one hand, and of course we men are naughty. ”
He Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment, and then asked, "Is this trick-or-treating?"
"Hiss-yes!" gasped in the night......