Carlos began to use his three-inch tongue with great skill at this time (Carlos: The knife is constantly chopping, the fire is not broken, and the water is not rotten, is this not a three-inch tongue? If necessary, I can still make it grow, thirty inches, three hundred inches, or even three hundred feet. began to flicker:

"As long as you pay a little bit of insignificant wealth now, you will soon reap tens of thousands of times the windfall profits, you know? Don't understand, it doesn't matter, you just need to know that if you give me a gold coin, I will return you 10,000 gold coins at that time, I don't know what the gold coin is? Well, if you don't have commemorative coins, I happen to have a set of magic crystal coins issued in the New Hell Second Era 3457 here, and these things have a lot of room for appreciation now, and I don't tell them to ordinary people. ”

"Quack, quack, quack?" The strange bird was caught in the thought of who I was, where I was, and what I was going to do, and it even regretted a little that it had brought this guy back, it only needed to get the feathers and kill this troublesome enemy, why, why couldn't it do it, Carlos's words seemed to be very unreliable and full of trains, but each time it aroused the curiosity of the strange bird with a novel topic that the strange bird had never heard before.

"Well, have you signed it? Very good, this is your receipt and things, please keep it, oh, you also signed this insurance document, let me say in advance, if you don't have any problems after the time of this insurance, the insurance will not give you money, and we do not support refund business here, and the final interpretation right belongs to the company. Carlos put away all the creature bones, strange gems, and equipment of the victims given by the strange bird, and was afraid that the strange bird would return.

This time he Carlos made a small profit, what, you say he is doing a business without capital? Empty gloves white wolf? gold is real, commemorative coins are also real, and even insurance is real, don't slander him Carlos's innocence casually, he is a small business, if something happens it will be a blood loss, so it is also appropriate to raise the price a little, how normal it is.

Carlos felt that the time should have dragged on long enough, and at this time there should be demons who began to prepare for rescue, but it was not enough for insurance now, so he had better delay a little longer, he thought, and then continued to chatter with the strange bird:

"Don't you think there's something wrong with it? No, it's normal, all living beings will have a short period of questioning after spending money, but in fact you will recover very quickly, don't worry, the money spent doesn't actually leave you, it just continues to accompany you in a different way. Maybe you could talk to me about the three ultimate questions of philosophy: Who am I, where do I come from, where am I going?"

The strange bird was already very dissatisfied at this time, just now he was deceived by Carlos to deceive so many treasures he treasured, it felt very angry, obviously the other party was just a prisoner, and he dared to do business with himself so arrogantly, he should give everything on his body to himself.

"If you are not interested in idealism, then perhaps you can try to think about the three ultimate problems of materialism: how to better understand the universe and solve the problems about the universe. How to better understand human society and solve problems related to human beings. How to better understand your own life and solve problems about life. After thinking about it, you should have a lot of experience. Carlos continued to flicker.

The strange bird finally realized that something was wrong at this moment, and it even began to curse in the lingua franca of hell:

"Quack, why should I think about what the plane of the universe is like, what kind of human society is like for me, what does it matter to me, not to mention the life or death of hairless monkeys! I just need to eat them! You have been deceiving me since just now!"

Carlos spread his hands innocently, the things in the space ring received must not be returned, if you ask for money, you will not give your life, he said in an extremely innocent and disappointed tone: "No, how can you think so, aren't we best friends? ”

"When did we become best friends?" the strange bird didn't turn around, even subconsciously ignoring the fact that they weren't friends yet, it was clear that it had failed from the moment it began to believe Carlos' words, and the next time it communicated with Carlos in the lingua franca of hell was dead.

"You see, we have exchanged important things for each other, you have given me treasures that you have treasured for I don't know how many years, and I have given you incomparably valuable things, such things that only the best of friends do, and you say that we are not the best friends. Carlos shouted with a righteous face, and almost sang about his friends and left together.

"But isn't that our business? I invest in you and buy value preservation products, and those things are the money I use to pay for them. The strange bird tugged at his wings and counted them, but finally found that he didn't understand how many things he had given this guy before, and it seemed to be everything.

"No, I didn't charge any money for my investment, and those insurances were also given away for free, don't slander me, when did my Carlos deceive you, didn't you thank me for giving me those things? Look, this contract is written in black and white, and I, Carlos, will give you the following XXX for free, isn't this a free gift?" Carlos pointed to the contract, and at this moment the strange bird realized that the text of the contract could actually be read vertically, which was another language.

"Isn't this piece of paper viewed sideways from left to right? The strange bird subconsciously fell into Carlos's language trap and directly ignored Carlos's previous deal.

"Where, I write vertically from right to left, this is the language of the old East, and I write in this language when I make the most important promises to others, oh, by the way, as a good friend, is that how you treat your friends? ”

"Oh, well, you're right, friends naturally need to be entertained. The strange bird felt as if something was wrong, but he didn't realize it for a while, so he could only helplessly manipulate the black matter around him and directly conjure a chair for Carlos. ()

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