"You are my little apple, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky......"

I was in the shower when the bell rang, the delicate and powerful stream of water washing over my delicate and delicate skin.

"Little Apple" is my favorite Divine Comedy, and I set it as a ringtone. At this time, the phone is charging outside the bathroom.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"

Oops, it's obviously me and my husband singing.

"My husband ----, answer the phone for me. I called softly.

"Give everything I have to you, as long as you rejoice, you make every tomorrow meaningful......"

"Venda! answer the phone!" I yelled angrily.

"The sun is brighter with you, and the night is not dark with you......"

"Nasty!Dead Where!" I caught fire namelessly.

I ran out of the bathroom.

"The red face warms my heart, lights up the fire of my life, and the fire is ......"

Wet and wet, I picked up my phone----

In an instant, a feeling of numbness and crispiness that I had never experienced before spread from my hands to my whole body!

The numbness turned into severe pain in an instant, and every pore in the body seemed to be pierced with a steel needle!

The pain cleared my mind instantly, and I realized that I had been electrocuted!

I wanted to shake off my phone, but my hand spasmed and clenched it tighter!

Fear wraps like a poisonous snake from the soles of the feet to the ends of the hair!

My throat spasmed violently and I let out a scream:

"Ah----h

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When I woke up, I saw an unfamiliar face pouting and gesturing to kiss me.

I screamed again, "Ah----hh

The unfamiliar face was frightened, replaced by the anxious face of the husband.

I inexplicably felt that I had been greatly wronged, and hugged my husband tightly and cried.

The strange face and the emergency doctor quietly evacuated, and only the two of us were left in the love hut.

I hugged my husband tightly, and after the electric shock, I suddenly felt that life was so precious and my desire was so strong......

"Husband. My howl turned into a sob, "It's horrible, I almost won't see you." ”

"It's okay, it's okay......"

"Well, husband, I don't know why, I suddenly want to ----"

"What do you want?"

"Death! If you pretend to be confused, this palace will abolish you. ”

"Then you're forcing me. The husband grinned, "But I like it." ”

After a lingering and fragrant sweat, it seems that every cell in the body has been awakened by the stimulation of the electric current, and the feeling after the electric shock is so hearty......

Afterwards, when I was still floating in the clouds, my husband was already snoring slightly.

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"Ding Dong", suddenly the phone rang.

Hah, it's as good as ever.

Open it and see a text message: [Di Di Express] Sorry, the driver canceled the order because he waited for you too long, next time please remember to get on the bus within 5 minutes after the driver arrives. If you still need a car, you can request a new car.

But......

But I didn't call it Didi!

Who is playing pranks on my phone?

But my phone is always at my fingertips.

Is that a tick system error?

But how does Didi know my mobile phone number?

Speaking of which, it's really unreassuring, there are at least a dozen harassing phone calls a day, some are advertising, some are investing in gold and silver, some tell you what stocks to buy, and some are propagating cults. It's good now, even Didi has joined the harassment army!

In view of the fact that Didi is still in legal operation, the little woman hereby declares that this article is purely personal speculation and has no factual basis. And this Di Di is not Di Di, Didi don't look for me to sue.

The phone rang again, and the melody of "Little Apple" ran presumptuously through the room.

I answer the phone.

"Is it Miss Wu Qian, I'm the Didi chauffeur, I've arrived at the door of Super 8, where are you?"

"It's me Wu Qian, Wu Qian is me, but I didn't call a car, what speed 8, fast and furious 8?"

"Are you 189xxxxxxxx?"

"yes. ”

"It's the car called by this number, that's right!"

"The number is correct, but I didn't call Didi!"

"Miss Wu, are you sure you didn't call Didi...... What are you doing, is that the car you called? Who are you? Wu Qian! Are you 189xxxxxxxx? Didn't you say on the phone that it wasn't the car you called?"

"What, what do you say......"

But no one paid attention to me on the other end of the phone, only the sound of rustling and rubbing---- the sound of opening and closing the car door---- intermittent and seemingly indistinct conversations, but it was obviously not a conversation with me.

The driver must have encountered something, he was in a hurry to deal with it, and the phone didn't have time to hang up.

Driven by curiosity, I didn't hang up the phone, hehe, eavesdropping, what the hell is going on.

The sound of the car door opening and closing on the other end of the phone again, and then ----

"Are you going to Zhongjing West Station, if that's right, I'll drive." "It's the driver.

"That's right, let's go. "It's a very familiar voice, so familiar that it can't be more familiar, I can't believe that there are people in this world who have the same voice as mine.

The car is on the road.

"Why did you just say on the phone that it wasn't the car you called, and your fare has already been prepaid. The driver said. The driver is also curious.

"Something, I was just talking to a friend on the phone. "I can't believe that passengers even like to repeat words in the same way as me.

"Well, where's my phone?" the driver remembered his phone, "why is it gone?" ”

"I just got in the car. The passengers seemed anxious to clear themselves.

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I was in a hurry to carry your luggage just now, and I may have fallen into the seat crack, so I'll give myself a call. The driver said, "I'll borrow your phone." ”

The carriage was quiet, and the key tone of the dial could be clearly heard, followed by a beautiful female voice that we are all familiar with: "The user you are calling is busy, please dial again later." ”

Hehe, the driver's phone is talking to me, of course I can't get through.

"Strange thing. Will it fall outside? The driver said.

"Master, don't. I'm still in a hurry to get on the train. The passenger said.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not far back. In the middle of the night, there are no cars on the road, so I'll drive faster later, just in time. ”

"What's the matter with you, hey, I'm going to complain about you if you missed the train. ”

"Help, beauty, let's get to the place where I just picked you up. ”

The sound of opening and closing the car door, it is estimated that the driver got out of the car to find his mobile phone.

"Master, you look for your phone, return my phone to me, I still have to call." The passenger shouted.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's going to be soon. "The driver's voice was muffled.

The passenger muttered unhappily.

After a while, there was the sound of the car door opening and closing again.

"It's bad luck. I can't find it. The driver said.

"Maybe I fell into the car, you take me to the station first, and then you look for it slowly. The passenger said, "Give me back my phone first." ”

"I'll look at the saddle, and please get down. "The driver is stubborn.

"Hey, hey, why are you looking for your phone to touch my thigh!" the passenger's voice suddenly sharpened.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. "The driver apologized.

"Where do you look!" the passenger said angrily, "I'll change someone else if I don't drive again!"

"Okay, okay, this is open, this is open. The driver said repeatedly.

The sound of the motor starting the car.

"Cellphone, my phone back to me!" shouted the passenger.

"It's okay, it's almost there, it's almost there. The driver said.

"Give me back my phone first!" said the passenger.

"Pay you back, this will pay you back, don't I drive here, aren't you in a hurry, when you get to the ground, I'll pay you back when I free my hand." "The driver is a bit of a two-faced.

"You!" the passenger was furious, "stop the car! ”

"Don't don't, it's the middle of the night, it's not easy for you to call a taxi, I'll just say the conversation. "Drivers are less likely to give up the business they have received.

"Hey, where are you going?" said the passenger.

"Aren't you in a hurry, I'll cut corners. The driver said.

"First, put it, hand, machine, and me!" The passenger was completely angry.

"To you, to you. "The driver, faced with the hysteria of the passengers, chose to compromise.

A sharp braking.

"Why do you park?" the passenger asked.

"You sit in the back, I don't stop to return your phone. The driver said.

"Okay, okay, give me my phone, drive quickly. The passenger said, "Oh, where are you putting your hand?" ”

"Sorry for the carelessness. The driver started the car, "Miss, you are so beautiful, you are easy to get wrinkles when you are angry." ”

"It's okay, it's generally beautiful, I won't be angry if you hurry up to the station. "Women love to be complimented, and passengers are no exception.

"Miss, aren't you afraid of meeting bad people when you go to the station alone so late?" said the driver, "You are so sexy, men will be tempted to see you." ”

It's a bit ambiguous, but I like it. Passengers also seem to be receptive to the phrase, "Thank you." My husband was waiting for me at the station, and I was talking to him on the phone before I left. ”

"Miss, your skin is so elastic and your figure is super good, it is so happy to be married to a beauty like you. "Drivers are drivers after all, and they are old drivers.

"Don't say it, people are embarrassed to say it. The passenger said.

"Seeing such a seductive beauty as you, men's hormones will explode, and I am a straightforward person who can say whatever he wants. The old driver continued to "drag race".

"Master, can you concentrate on driving? It's not safe for you to look backwards. The passenger said.

The passengers don't seem to be aware of the danger behind the strange ambiguity. Perhaps he sensed it and was thinking of a way out of danger.

Sure enough, the passenger was alert, and she dialed her husband's phone, "Husband, people are almost here, a white Jetta, um, um, okay, people love you too, in the car, bye, husband." ”

This trick is very effective against the little pervert at some point, but it may not be effective when it comes to the lustful thief. I've got to think of a good way to help this beauty, who made us all naturally beautiful.

I held my phone in one hand and searched the Internet with my laptop in the other.

Hah, that's a good idea......

But how do you tell the passengers? By the way, isn't her mobile phone number also 189xxxxxxxx. I quickly tightened my mobile phone microphone and kicked my husband who was sleeping next to me, "Husband, husband, use your mobile phone to call me." ”

My husband woke up from his sleep, looked at me blankly, and was anxious, "Hurry up, pick up your phone, yes, yes, dial, 189xxxxxxxx"

"Isn't this your number?" the husband was confused.

"Oh, you don't care, let you dial it, you can dial it, grind and grind like a girl. ”

"Aren't you on the phone, and I can't dial your number. My husband blinked.

That being said, my husband still unswervingly carried out my orders.

yes, I'm in a hurry.

But......

But the phone actually went through, and a voice exactly like me rang on the other end of the phone, "What is the old man doing?"

The two mobile phones came from the passenger's voice one after the other, creating an echo effect.

But it's obviously my husband who called.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I pouted at my husband Nunu and motioned for him to hand me over his phone so I could talk to the passengers.

The husband also pouted and kissed.

"What do you think, the phone reaches over. I sneered.

Facing my husband's outstretched mobile phone, I said, "Hey, beauty......"

My husband actually took advantage of this time to sneak attack me, "I don't let people sleep in the middle of the night, so I have to compensate for it." As he spoke, he put his hands up and down.

"Oh, there's something serious...... "I kicked my husband away.

"Husband, which woman are you with!" the passenger was anxious and shouted on the other end of the phone.

"No, no, no, I'm not with your husband. I hurriedly defended, "No, no, no, this is my husband and not your husband." ”

suddenly realized that it was ridiculous for me to justify it like this, "Forget it, don't talk nonsense." Listen, you're in danger right now!"

This sentence works very well, and the other party no longer struggles with the question of whose husband it is.

I said, "You're in danger right now. I tried to keep my voice as low as possible, lest I alarm the driver on the other end of the phone, "Your chauffeur is probably a pervert." ”

"Uh-huh. The passengers seemed to agree.

"If he's going to plot against you later......" I said.

"What the hell?" the passenger didn't hear clearly, maybe my voice was too quiet.

"It's not a ghost, it's a bad plot, oops, if he wants to play a hooligan and want to rape you---- you will secretly pick your throat with your fingers, and spit on yourself as a last resort, you stinky and dirty, and the pervert will have no desire for you. "I finished it in one sitting.

"Uh-huh, but who are you, and how are you with my husband?" the passenger continued to struggle with the question.

For a woman, she is in danger of cheating on her husband, and she cares more about the latter.

"I, I, I, I am the Chaoyang masses, I saw you in a black car, I was afraid that you were in danger. "I'm talking nonsense.

"Thank you, I still have half an hour to get to the station. The passenger said.

She actually believed it. This woman is innocent, just like me.

"Let my husband answer the phone. The passenger's mind turned back.

But this is my husband, forget it, if you can't explain it, you just won't explain it, I hung up the phone ruthlessly.

"Hey, husband, husband. The passenger was still screaming at the other end, as if crying.

It's bad, the woman who breaks her heart is the weakest, and if she doesn't do it, she doesn't wait for the old driver to do it, and she takes the initiative to cheat.

There was another dial-up tone on the other end of the phone.

"Husband, why did you just hang up on me?" the passenger's voice sounded.

It seems that she must get to the bottom of this unclear question.

"You've just been with a woman! There's no such thing! You're still talking! My phone calls are all recorded, and I'll show you when we meet, and see if you're still quibbling!" the passenger said, sobbing.

My sin is great, I eavesdropped on people's phone calls in a good manner, and this is self-defeating, isn't it to break up a pair of good mandarin ducks.

"What's the matter, your husband is bullying you. The driver began to fan the flames, "Such a beautiful wife, if you want to give it to me, I can't spoil it, this man is really in the blessing and doesn't know the blessing." ”

"Drive your car!" shouted the passenger.

"Okay, okay, I'll drive my car. Tsk, it's a pity, such a good woman. The sound of the driver swallowing.

"Look at the road, don't look at me!" shouted the passenger.

"Miss, the way you cry is so pitiful, it's distressing. Men, they are all attentive, you are too simple, which husband and wife are not men and women playing outside. The driver swallowed again.

"You are so beautiful, your husband must be handsome, it's normal to play with little girls. Don't be too stubborn, it's exciting to play. My kung fu is top-notch, do you want to try it, it's very cool. "The driver was presumptuous.

"I'm going to complain to you. "The passengers are righteous.

"Ahem, I kindly persuade you, you see that you are kind enough to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs. The driver scoffed.

"Ah---- how did you drive the car!"

"Oh no, the tires seem to be punctured. I'll get out of the car and take a look. ”

The sound of the car door opening and closing.

"What are you doing with the tires running behind!"

"I'll take the tools. ”

"Aren't the tools in the trunk?"

"Isn't the trunk for luggage, the tools are under the back seat, you lift your feet. ”

"Ah---- don't touch my legs! Ah----hhhhh

"Beauty, as soon as you get in the car, I want to you, don't blame me, just blame you for being too sexy and tempting. Damn, God made you such a beautiful woman that a man would want to ...... when he saw you."

"Wow----"

"Ah, bah, what's the matter with you, spit on me, it stinks, I'm x!"

"Wow----"

"Come down, don't throw it all up. ”

The sound of the door opening and closing, the sound of the motor starting.

"My luggage ----" was heard in the distance, and the shouts of passengers could be heard in the distance.

The sound of brakes, open the door, open the trunk, close the door, start the motor.

"Damn, I'm x, it's a pity, such a hard chick. It stinks to me. The driver said to himself, "I'll find a chicken to go to the fire later."

"Hahahaha...... "I'm laughing to death."

"Who are you!" cried the driver in horror.

"I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost, I'm the unjust ghost---- hahahaha......" I pretended to be a ghost, and my husband on the side was dumbfounded.

"Ah----h Immediately after, there was a sharp braking, the sound of crashing through the guardrail, and even more terrifying and desperate screams, which lasted for about five seconds, a deafening crash, an explosion, and then everything fell silent.