It is not unreasonable to call scholars poor scholars in ancient times and poor students in modern times.

Students are the group with the worst spending power, even if they are children from wealthy families, they will not get too much cash in the years of study, and they have no direct spending power. Therefore, even if it is the highest institution of learning and the most aristocratic college, there are no high-end consumption places nearby, and a set of pancakes and fruits with eggs and intestines are considered luxury.

In previous years, on the artist's outing day, affected by the conditions of small Macau, everyone could only engage in activities such as picnics, and the essence was nothing more than a change of place to have a meal, and the key programs were all in private meetings in the evening.

In the past six months, Little Macau has developed a rich leisure and entertainment area with a noisy technical school as the central point, in which there are all kinds of unobtrusive programs, and the consumption is not high, which is most suitable for poor students who have little spare money in their pockets to have fun. I'm also in the travel team, so these poor ghosts don't forget to mention to the service staff wherever they go: I'm a spring classmate, I don't believe you asked him to go~

All kinds of discounts and giveaways, I'm embarrassed to be stingy in front of so many people, so I can only stubbornly accompany the indifferent smiles.

At the end of the day, you can play with these goods, and in the most critical private meeting in the evening, several boys actually gave up their female companions and planned to play games in the Internet café at night, and they deserved to be single dogs for a lifetime!

I'm not as addicted as them, what's so good about playing games? I'm going to spend all my energy, waste time and money, and get an electric shock, and I'll never play games again in my life.

No matter how lively the show is during the day, the private meeting at night is still the highlight, I watched the little girls being led into the Siman Hotel by the boys with a wicked smile, and the handsome male gods were stuffed into the car by two or three pig fairies and pulled towards the grove.

Mi Mi and I leaned against the side of the car, drinking drinks and watching the men and women find their own places.

"I... Where are we going?"

I haven't prepared my emotions to play hooligan, and she can't help but ask me.

It's no wonder that people can't stand it, and the two of us are left in the parking lot.

As soon as the day was black, the light bulb Jinbao was driven away by me, dating, the darker the day, the better~

I said very gentlemanly, "Where do you say you are going? Anyway, it would be too unromantic not to go to the inn and the grove." ”

This is explicit enough, Mi Mi also made a shy and unbearable look, lowered her head and whispered: "Then we... Let's go back to school, there's no one in our dorm tonight, I'm afraid ......"

This is called the topic, and after a long day, it finally returned to the topic when I went out in the morning.

Let's go, let's go to your dormitory!

As soon as I started the car, I noticed that Mi Mi had been looking at me, her eyes were hot, but her attention was not on me as a person, but on the steering wheel.

I tentatively asked, "Do you know how to drive?"

Mi Mi sighed, her eyes were still hot: "There will be some~"

I drove a Land Rover borrowed from a spare tire today, I am more thoughtful, worried that the inn is full at night, there is no place in the woods, and there are people in the dormitory, I can't let Mi Xiaomi's expectations be disappointed, this car has a lot of space, and it can solve a lot of problems.

I saw that Mi Mi was itchy, so I gave up my position: "Then you come to open~"

Mi Mi was also not modest and switched places with me.

The vehicle started, and I pointed to the grove: "You can go back to school directly from here, let's take a shortcut~"

Mi Mi smiled: "You are so bad, you obviously want to make trouble for the classmates inside~"

"The high beam is on, the horn is long, and we are walking!"

Under my command, Mi Mi licked her lips and drove the Land Rover, and rushed into the grove with a feverish face.

The grove is alienated, and under the light of the headlights, from time to time there are small couples who talk side by side and walk hand in hand. In the midst of a flute, three pig fairies kneeling on the ground straightened up from a little boy, their eyes reflecting the red light, and slowly watched us leave.

In the face of their eyes, Mi Mi and I, who were still excited, fell silent, turned off the lights and didn't press the horn, and honestly drove past them. It was a terrifying scene, like a zombie eating people.

After the area where the pig fairies gathered, the two of us got high again, and the headlights sounded all the way, making the little couples in the forest uncomfortable.

After crossing the woods and two more blocks, we returned to the Faculty of Arts and Letters, where the car stopped in front of the women's dormitory.

Mi Mi stopped the car and let out a long breath.

I smiled and asked her, "Exciting, right?"

Mi Mi patted her chest and nodded: "It's too exciting~"

We got out of the car on the left and right, and I casually circled around the car, my eyes scanning the car up and down, and there were no wounds, not even a single scratch.

"Troubled Spring~" Mi Mi greeted me: "I don't want to go back so early, can you take a walk with me?"

I retracted my gaze and looked at Mi Xiaomi, and said informally: "Okay, okay, take a walk to warm up~"

Mi Mi lowered her head and smiled: "Okay, let's go to the lake~"

There is a very large artificial lake on the campus of the College of Literature and Art, and around the artificial lake is a square, usually no matter day or night, many students will come here to walk and party, but today the whole square is empty, quiet is not romantic, but a little weird.

Mimi and I held hands and strolled through it.

After walking for a while, Mi Mi suddenly smiled: "Hehe......"

I asked her, "What are you laughing at?"

Mi Mi wiped the hair that was blown by the night breeze in her ears, looked at me and said, "When did you see it?"

I was stunned, then turned my head: "Ever since you were assigned to my front table, I've been slowly aware." ”

Mi Mi tilted her head and thought, "Is it because I react differently to your harassment than other girls?"

I nodded: "It should be said that you are different from other girls everywhere, I have a lot of advantages, but ordinary people can't stand being annoyed." You are a class flower who never accepts or even touches anyone, and there is no reason to accept me everywhere. ”

"And then? Are you sure?"

"Of course not, I'm just always vigilant, and I'll be wary of the abnormal people around me, until today I learned from Yu Nuo that Fei Yanyang, the dean of the Academy of Literature and Art, is also an anomaly, or a supernatural person who can change his appearance at will, and I confirmed your true identity. ”

Mi Mi laughed again: "It's confirmed that you have to do this more, you have to test me with a good car." You also know that men have no resistance to cars, right?"

I nodded: "It's just clever, in fact, I also have a little fantasy, in case I think wrong." As a result, your driving skills are so good, then there is nothing to doubt, I have too much experience with the driving skills of female drivers. ”

The beautiful Banhua sighed quietly: "Actually, after a long time, I also hope to be myself all the time, but I have a great mission, and I have to make sacrifices." Naochun, in fact, I really like you. ”

I shuddered: "Don't be, it's okay to say anything before I didn't admit it, it's hard for me to accept it if I confess at this time, Dean Fei Yanyang Fei~"

As soon as my words came out, Mi Mi was like an electric shock, let go of my hand and ran to the side, turned his back to me and said in a trembling voice: "No... I don't want to be that myself......"

At this time, I remembered the phone call I had with Yunuo in the morning, I said that I was going on a date with a classmate named Mi Mi today, she was very strange, very strange, I was basically sure that she was deliberately approaching me, but the purpose was definitely not a relationship between men and women.

Listening to my doubts, Yunuo told a secret, a secret that no one knew. It was discovered by chance after she stumbled upon the order of the old principal Liu Yang after a long period of close contact with Fei Yanyang, the dean of the Academy of Literature and Art.

I muttered, "The Water Ability, one of the five elemental races of the Ancient World, can change its form at will, and its mentality will also change with its form. I think it's disgusting, because between the change of gender and even the change of species, your mental consciousness and habits and preferences will change accordingly, and won't you become mentally ill over time?"

"Form is impermanent, mentality is impermanent, and for me, nothing is normal. The girl's back was lonely and weird, she shook her head lightly: "Forget it, I should have gotten used to my situation a long time ago, and I always have illusions, after solving you, I still don't want to exist in the form of young women anymore, their hearts are really difficult to achieve great things." ”

Between the words, Mi Xiaomi's delicate figure slowly became illusory, and a gust of night wind blew off the pink dress on her body.

The girl's crystal back was like a reflection in the water, and she turned her head sideways: "I originally wanted to hand over this body to you before I made a move, but unfortunately you found out in advance, but I still hope you can remember my appearance, I really ......"

I took a step back, tore off the dragon tooth sword and turned it into a three-meter length, and said with a sad face: "Big brother, I beg you to show your original form quickly, you can't learn from the monsters in Journey to the West, don't deform and degenerate, you're going to be disgusted to death!"

The girl sighed: "It's so sad~"

After saying a word, she exploded into a curtain of water with a pop, and the water curtain fell to the ground and was quickly absorbed by the lawn, except for a pink dress, there was no trace.

I hurriedly took out my pocket and put on the dragon scale gloves, carried the dragon tooth sword Zhiyuan full of internal force, and put on the starting pose of the dragon sword technique, alerting the surrounding movements.

There was a loud bang, and the artificial lake, which was originally as smooth as a mirror, made waves, and the waves soon turned into thin waves.

In the center of the waves, a transparent humanoid creature slowly floated, its facial features became clearer and clearer, cold and sinister, it was Fei Yanyang, the dean of the Academy of Literature and Art.

He snorted and sneered: "It's still this body and mentality that suits me, boy who makes trouble, do you want to find trouble with the revival camp? With me staying here, you don't want to succeed!"

Eh, I'll go, I let out a sigh of relief, and I can finally fight normally.

If you have any tricks, just use them, as long as you don't attack the nausea with the spirit of transsexuals, you can accompany Lao Tzu to the end!