Chapter 4: The Lazy Man Eats Bread!
Follow all the way, from the vegetable market to the grocery store, to the spirit animal slaughterhouse...... Zhan Feiyan found that the three girls had purchased so many things, enough for a hundred people to live for a year, if it weren't for the three of them who had practiced the Sleeve Trick, they would have to find a dozen carriages to fit it.
"Could it be that there are a lot of people in this Baiyun Welfare Institute?" Zhan Feiyan couldn't help but wonder.
Wufu Peak was not far from the county town, and it didn't take long for the four of them to arrive at the foot of a misty mountain.
The vegetation in the mountains and forests was lush and green, and the mountainside was shrouded in dense fog, and the strange thing was that the fierce mountain wind could not make the clouds and mist in the mountains turn the slightest bit, as if it was not the mountain fog, but a huge umbrella covering the entire Wufu Peak.
"That's a trick, huh...... No, it's not a trick, it's ...... This is the lost soul array of ancient times, and it is not only a soul array, but also the fluctuation of the formation of the spirit gathering array, the phantom array, the teleportation array, etc., this fog is not a fog, but the use of the formation to pull the heaven and earth vitality between the 100,000 mountains in southern Xinjiang to gather...... Ju Yuan nourishes the body for the mist!" Standing at the foot of the mountain, Zhan Feiyan's eyes showed a little shock.
"However, these formations are nothing to me. Zhan Feiyan's eyes flashed slightly, but she didn't immediately follow the three people in front of her, she wanted to see how powerful the formation in the mountain was.
As soon as he stepped into the mountain forest, Zhan Feiyan was surprised to find that the surrounding world suddenly changed, and the original lush mountain forest disappeared, and he was standing in a continuous volcanic group.
The magma is tumbling, the heat wave is gusting, and it doesn't feel unreal.
"Oh, a trick. Zhan Feiyan smiled, his eyes scanning the volcanoes before landing on a raised black rock, and a word was crookedly engraved on the black rock.
"That's right, I'm the lovely formation, Sao Nian, come on, break me and ravage me, if you don't do it, it's a big pen. ”
Zhan Feiyan: "%...... ¥”
Seeing this, Zhan Feiyan was instantly stunned, what about doing it, I was afraid of being tricked, and I couldn't get out if I didn't do it!
"Hmph!" After hesitating for a moment, Zhan Feiyan raised his palm and shook it from afar, and immediately condensed the emerald green yuan force into a long sword, and galloped away, shattering the black rock with the inscription in an instant.
The space shuddered, and lush trees and grass reappeared.
"Trick up the mystery!" Sensing that there was nothing unusual around, Zhan Feiyan snorted coldly, and couldn't help but underestimate the Nine Absolute Sons, after a stick of incense, she broke through the heavy formation, and she came to a small col on the mountainside.
There is a three-story attic surrounded by a fence in the col, a flat land with a radius of ten zhang, and in the center of the flat land, there is a fruit tree with lush foliage.
With a tap of his toes, Zhan Fei's body was like a ghost, and it landed lightly in the canopy of the fruit tree, looking at the attic in front of him.
The next moment, her eyes froze instantly, and she involuntarily uttered a dirty word, "I'm $%%^......"
But in the hall on the first floor of the attic, a young man with white hair and oily head on his head was lying on a mahogany rocking chair, rolling his eyes, hanging a huge cake around his neck, hanging his head weakly, and his mouth trembling unconsciously......
There was a gap in the big bread, and the gap was right in front of the young man's mouth, and the big cake had already dried, and there was a little dust on the young man's clothes, on his face, and on the big cake!
On the side of the white-haired young man, there was a girl in a yellow shirt with scattered green silk, the girl's situation was the same as that of a young man, both of them rolled their eyes, and looked weak!
"It must have been a long time since I moved, there was dust on my body, and the big cake hanging around my neck, both of them only ate one bite, and they didn't bother to turn their necks to eat the !! next to them" In the canopy, Zhan Feiyan's worldview was instantly shattered, she never thought that there were such lazy people in the world, and she saw two at once.
People who are too lazy to eat the bread on their lips can survive in this world?
Could it be that my eyes are dazzled and what I see is an illusion?
I don't know if I noticed that an outsider was coming, or if I was really bored, the two people in the attic actually talked.
"Childe, Sister Cancan, why haven't they come back, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to speak!" Although the yellow-shirted girl's voice was weak, her breath was stable and long, and her cultivation was obviously not low, if she was a mortal, she was afraid that she would have starved to death a long time ago.
Next to him, the white-haired young man rolled his eyes, "The flatbread is hanging around your neck, this is a secret recipe, although it has taken a long time, but it is still within the shelf life, if you are hungry, you will eat it, or you go to the kitchen to cook, don't be too troublesome, cook ten bowls of eight bowls of egg noodles, enough for me to sacrifice two dozen teeth." ”
"Hmph, son, are you hungry, or you go to cook, I don't even bother to eat flatbread, I have to turn my neck to eat bread, I have to open my mouth, and I have to use a lot of muscle strength... There are so many steps to complete, it's a hassle. The girl rolled her eyes and snorted.
"Xiaoba, I remember I said, in the realm of laziness, I am the first in the world, don't be lazy with me. The white-haired young man rolled his eyes and grinned, "Don't talk to me, it's too much trouble to talk, my brain has to run at high speed, in addition to receiving the information you send, I also have to think about how to respond to you, hundreds of brain cells have to be consumed, huh...... I actually said so much nonsense again, wasting a lot of energy and brain cells......"
The white-haired young man rolled his eyes, and he no longer cared about the girl lying next to him!
War smoke in the canopy: "%...... ¥”
As the Holy Maiden of Tiangang Sect, her heart is extremely broken, what kind of person is this, she doesn't even bother to speak, I'm afraid it's the only one in this world!
Oh...... By the way, what are brain cells?
"Ah, Childe, little eight......" At this time, a crisp cry came from the valley, and then the three figures suddenly rushed into the attic.
"Yike...... Childe and Xiaoba are so pitiful, they are so hungry that they are only skinny and bones, Sister Cancan, hurry up and make a fire to cook!"
On the other side, Bai Cancan had already rushed into the kitchen, and soon the smoke curled up, and the sound of kitchen knives hitting the pier sounded......
"How troublesome it is to cook, have you bought something that you can eat directly?" said the white-haired young man weakly.
With a flip of the red lacquered palm, an oiled paper bag appeared, which was quickly opened, revealing a golden roast chicken.
"The chicken still has to be chewed, you have to mobilize muscle strength, what a waste, have you bought my favorite preserved egg and lean porridge!" the white-haired young man spoke weakly, and then opened his mouth.
It's too troublesome to eat roast chicken, and you want to be fed by others when you drink porridge, are you paralyzed or what?
On the canopy, watching this scene, the battle flew smoke: "%......"
In the attic, the girl in Tsing Yi stepped forward, a wooden cylinder appeared in her hand, handed it to the mouth of the white-haired young man, and slowly tilted down......
Zhan Feiyan is speechless, is there really porridge?
"Sister Qingqing, I want to ...... too" The yellow-shirted girl curled up beside the white-haired young man also opened her mouth with her eyes open, like a nestling waiting for the mother bird to feed.
Seeing this, Zhan Feiyan's anticipation gradually dissipated, because she found that the Nine Peerless Sons who were famous in Southern Xinjiang did not have the slightest fluctuation of Yuan Force on his body, and he was clearly an ordinary person.
And it's also a strange person who doesn't even want to take care of herself, how can this kind of waste help her Tiangang Sect break the Nine Formations of the Gods?
"Hey...... Such a mortal, how could Senior Sister Ling highly recommend it?" Zhan Feiyan sighed faintly, shook his head and turned into an afterimage, and quietly left the small mountain pass.
In the attic, the white-haired young man raised his eyebrows, and said to several maids beside him with a smile, "Just now, a big beautiful woman fell for my "embarrassing dance sound poison", let me think about it, which song is hidden in the sound poison in that black rock, right...... It's "Itch", hehe, I'm afraid there's a good show going on, whoever called you to come and leave without saying hello, hey......"
"Who? Who was poisoned by Childe? And who is the intruder who doesn't open his eyes? But it's okay, it's a big beautiful woman who was poisoned, if it's a man, it's disgusting!" The girl in the yellow shirt who was curled up on the side suddenly laughed, a mouthful of yellowish teeth.
"Call you lazy, don't brush your teeth!" The white-haired young man grinned and showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and suddenly a burst of chestnuts fell on the head of the yellow-shirted girl beside him, and after looking up, he said solemnly, "Qiqi, Qingqing, call Cancan to clean up and salute together, and someone will come to pick us up soon after, the millennium is open, Xiaoba has caught up with the good time, and the lazy disease can be cured!"
"What...... Xiaoba's illness can be cured?" Hongqiqi and Qingqing glanced at each other, their eyes suddenly showed joy, and then they looked at the white-haired young man, "Childe, can your lazy disease also be cured?"
The white-haired young man coughed embarrassedly, "Let me emphasize again, I'm lazy, not sick!"
"Laziness, it's also a disease, it needs to be cured!" several girls replied in unison.
Qiu Shuiming: "%¥......"