Chapter 8: The Parrot with a Habit of Cleanliness

Golden-billed flame parrot.

Birds and phantom beasts in the growth period.

Skills, Whirlwind Flames, Falling from Heights.

Weakness, fear of water, fear of dirty.

This is a parrot with a serious habit of cleanliness both mentally and physically.

Status, sick.

Because of the extreme rejection of the unclean environment, the phantom beast has an erroneous evolution. Feathers are being shed and fluff grows more at retaining dirt, and if left untreated, they will lose the ability to fly forever.

Treatment.

Purple-leaved mint, the buzz of the bone-faced wasp, mixed with the phantom beast spar of the juvenile stage of birds, is stirred and taken, and it is effective in three days......

The system is surprisingly powerful.

"Shouldn't you call the counselor in your shop?"

"Contemptible is ...... Dear!" Qin Lan's smile was still so kind.

"You?" the middle-aged man's face instantly turned unsightly, "You're fooling me? You are such a stinky kid? Haven't you ever seen a phantom beast consultant?"

"Oh, wait a minute!"

Qin Lan retracted back into the inner room, and after a while, she reappeared again.

With a gray wig, a whisker and a few goat's whiskers stuck to his chin.

"How's it going, dear?"

Nima, what is this?

Is it blatantly deceiving consumers?

Did you put on makeup in front of you?

The middle-aged man's face was as black as the bottom of the pot.

If it weren't for the cultivation of a mature man, coupled with the lack of such a fiery temper from the grassroots, a fist would have passed a long time ago.

He stood up with a snort, turned around and left.

"Alas, why are there so many laypeople in this world who judge people by their appearance......

The middle-aged man's footsteps stopped.

"Boy, if you want to play at home, go home and play, don't make jokes like that. It doesn't matter if you want to have fun, if you really say the wrong thing and see the wrong disease, you will die. Let's go home early......"

The middle-aged man was about to leave again, and Qin Lan's voice sounded leisurely again.

"Pity such a golden-billed flame parrot, I'm afraid I'll never be able to fly again......"

The middle-aged man's footsteps paused again.

He turned around hesitantly and stared at Qin Lan with a solemn look.

"What did you say? What's wrong with my little red? I've asked the others, it's just a normal moult......

"Who have you heard that phantom beasts also change their moults?"

Qin Lan glanced at the middle-aged man amusedly.

"Also, I didn't see that the feathers grew out of the place where it lost its feathers, and when the whole body was replaced by animal feathers, how could a bird without feathers fly?"

"I ......"

The middle-aged man was a little panicked.

That's what he's been worried about.

A few months ago, the phantom beast had just evolved into the growth stage, and the joy had not lasted long before it had lost its hair.

"You're supposed to see a veterinarian, right? Big brother, who gave you the courage to let the veterinarian treat the phantom beast?"

"No, by chance, I met a phantom beast consultant, but he came to the conclusion that I gave Xiaohong a beast king type spar.

This caused Xiaohong's genetic code to be affected by the beastmaster genes.

However, I'm a black iron war spirit, okay, where can I go to get beastmaster spars? Without a background and no backstage, it's impossible at all.

Since Xiaohong's evolution, he doesn't say anything, he is like a clay sculpture and wood carving all day long, and he doesn't move unless I give an order.

The hair is falling out all the time, and it is getting uglier and uglier. ”

The middle-aged man kept complaining, and what he didn't see was that the red-billed flame parrot threw those disdainful eyes at him from time to time with its sideways face.

Looking at this scene, Qin Lan smiled.

"Now, as I said before, you're my first customer, so the consultation is free.

I'm telling you now that your Phantom Beast has a lot to do with you.

Have you ever learned about your phantom beast?

Did you know that your phantom beast has both physical and mental cleanliness?

Because of the sloppiness of the environment, it is forced to undergo wrong evolution. The reason why the feathers were removed and replaced with animal hair was not because of what beast king spars were eaten.

Purely because of ...... Animal hair is more resistant to dirt!"

Qin Lan's answer made the middle-aged man's face change suddenly.

As a veteran bachelor for nearly forty years, few people know about his sloppy life. And every time he goes out, he dresses himself up brightly.

Only when you return home will you become a big man.

He's a war spirit, and it's easy to find a woman. But he has quirks and is naturally repulsive towards women. His villa is a forbidden area for female creatures.

Even if he has a physical need, he does it himself.

Therefore, although the reason given by Qin Lan is absurd, Qin Lan should not know that he lives a sloppy life. ”

Actually, there's another point, you said that your phantom beast won't be able to speak since it evolved. But I can see from its eyes that this is not the case, it is not that it can't speak, but that it is difficult to talk to you. Am I right?"

Qin Lan turned his face sideways and asked with a smile at the red-billed flame parrot.

"I have a story, do you have wine?"

The parrot whispered very wistfully.

This scene scared the middle-aged man a lot.

"Xiaohong, you...... So you...... Can you speak?"

The red-billed parrot gave the middle-aged man a disdainful look, skillfully grabbed the can handed by Qin Lan and opened it, raised his head and poured it violently.

"You're right, my evolution is the result of my own choice. You don't know, since I followed him, it was eight lifetimes of blood mold.

Since I was hatched by him, I have not only been responsible for his safety and fighting with him, but also for his diet and daily life.

These days, the old bird is fed up!"

"Xiaohong, save some face......," the middle-aged man pleaded awkwardly.

"It's all outsiders, what can't you say? He's a phantom beast consultant, why can't I spit out my bitterness with him?

You don't know, don't look at this suit and leather shoes, you can go without a shower for a year. Under the bed, there were all the stinky socks he had lost. Entering his room and lighting a fire can cause an explosion.

Sometimes I couldn't stand it anymore and took him off while he was asleep and threw him in the washing machine. Why did he say that the clean clothes were uncomfortable to wear the next day?

Nima. The old bird is fed up and will not serve in the future. Love, what's wrong. ”

It's a bird from the north!

Like the crackling of stand-up comedy, Qin Lan's face was sluggish when he heard it.

"Why didn't you tell me before?" said the middle-aged man weakly.

"Didn't I say it? You don't take it to heart, do you? In your heart, I'm just a bird......

Qin Lan looked at the red-billed flame parrot in front of him with his wings spread and looked excited, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

I really want to tell him that you really are a bird.

"Master, this ...... Can it be cured?" The middle-aged man's attitude turned one hundred and eighty degrees in an instant, and he stared at Qin Lan with an excited expression and asked

He almost grabbed Qin Lan's hand and called Jesus.