Chapter 003 - Flirting Crazy God Ask for a Recommendation Collection
The top of this mountain is also quite large, and it took Chen Hao about twenty minutes to turn around at the top of the mountain, and then he found Li Jiaojiao and Wu Hao in the center.
It's not just the two of them.
There were also their classmates, men and women, a group of people around a bonfire, chatting and laughing while having a barbecue.
And Li Jiaojiao is snuggled in Wu Hao's arms, Wu Hao has a grape in his mouth, and he is feeding Li Jiaojiao to eat grapes mouth-to-mouth, and the two of them are very sweet and affectionate.
And at this time, Chen Hao walked over.
Li Jiaojiao was the first to see Chen Hao coming over with a cold face, and her face changed, but she quickly calmed down: "Chen Hao, since you have seen it, I don't want to explain anything." ”
Li Jiaojiao said very ruthlessly: "From now on, you are you, I am me, we broke up, and I am Wu Hao's girlfriend now." ”
Chen Hao didn't speak, and glanced at Wu Hao.
Wu Hao is Li Jiaojiao's adulterer.
Wu Hao stood up with a contemptuous face, always looking down at Chen Hao with a condescending look: "Li Jiaojiao is my woman, Chen Hao, I warn you, don't pester her in the future." ”
"Yo, I look very unconvinced by your appearance, do you have the capital to be unconvinced?"
"It's just a hillbilly, and I don't deserve to lift my shoes. ”
"Get acquainted, get out of here as soon as possible, don't be an eyesore here, or I'll make you even more embarrassed. ”
Chen Hao didn't feel scared at all, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
I was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and with a flick of my fingers, the red rope quietly entered Wu Hao's body.
As for that green line......
Chen Hao originally planned to break into Li Jiaojiao's body, and let him and Wu Hao have a live version of the Spring and Palace Diagram in front of so many people, so it was naturally a loss of face.
But just when Chen Hao was about to pop out of the green line, he didn't know whose 'Wangcai' ran over.
"I don't know if it has any effect on Wangcai's body?" he smiled badly, and on a whim, he flicked the green line into Wangcai's body.
As soon as the green line entered Wangcai's body, it was terrible.
Seeing that Wu Hao's eyes were red, he immediately became interested in Wangcai, as if there was no one next to him, and hugged 'Wangcai' left and right kisses very affectionately.
Mouth-to-mouth.
The tongue is sticking into the dog's mouth.
Evil.
It's disgusting.
I'm going to throw up.
Seeing such a disgusting scene, someone next to him immediately vomited.
Whether they knew Wu Hao or didn't know him, they took several steps back and distanced themselves from him, as if they were afraid that others would know that they knew him.
"Haha, Li Jiaojiao, have you seen it, this is your boyfriend, your boyfriend is actually with a dog...... Oops, I'm too embarrassed to say it. And Chen Hao was gloating with a face of schadenfreude.
When he spoke, Chen Hao also took out his mobile phone, if he didn't leave a souvenir at this time, he would be really sorry for himself.
After taking a few photos, Chen Hao still felt that it was not enjoyable.
It was directly changed to video.
"Wu Hao, how could he be like this?" Li Jiaojiao was completely dumbfounded, never thought that Wu Hao would not even let go of the dog.
Many people around were pointing fingers, and the ridicule continued, Li Jiaojiao felt very faceless, after all, many people here knew that he and Wu Hao were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Now, her boyfriend is with a dog, and she is naturally quite embarrassed as a girlfriend.
Li Jiaojiao walked over and planned to pull Wu Hao and the dog away, trying to stop this scene from continuing, but the result was ......
", don't touch my baby. ”
Wu Hao slapped over, and this slap landed firmly on Li Jiaojiao's face.
Li Jiaojiao was slapped in the face, and the whole person was stunned, Wu Hao actually beat me for a dog?
He also said that the dog was his treasure?
Am I not even as good as a dog in his heart?
Li Jiaojiao's face was hot and painful, and her tears finally flowed down her heart.
Li Jiaojiao's corner of her eyes just caught Chen Hao next to her, and at this time she realized that in the past six months with Chen Hao, he had never beaten or scolded herself......
......
Chen Hao was lazy to care about Li Jiaojiao's reaction now, his purpose of coming here had been achieved, there was no need to stay here at all, and he turned around and left.
Then he immediately found a no-man's corner and took out his phone excitedly.
Click on WeChat to enter the Wanjie chat group.
Now Chen Hao has been able to determine that he has entered the group of immortals.
"Paralyzed, I have been in the nest for eighteen years, and now Lao Tzu is going to run in time. Chen Hao licked his lips excitedly.
Nonsense.
Can you not be excited?
A group of immortals, just a little thing for a certain immortal, then send it.
Make a fortune by relying on this group.
After clicking on WeChat, Chen Hao found that there were 99+ unread messages.
I quickly browsed the unread messages, but fortunately, there were no red envelopes during the time I wasn't there.
There are a lot of @ own in the unread messages.
Most of them ask about their own identity, and some ask about the effect of the 'red rope of love'.
Among them, Yue Lao @ is the most diligent, and there are dozens of @ own messages.
Chen Hao understood that it must be because he grabbed his 'love red rope' that they began to pay attention to him. The purpose of his search for himself is also to know the effect of this 'red rope of love'.
Chen Hao had just browsed and played with unread messages, and Yue Lao sent several more messages.
Yue Lao @'Flirting Sister Crazy God': Fellow Daoist, I don't know which great god it is?
Yue Lao @'Flirting Sister Crazy God': Daoyou, how is the effect of 'Love Red Rope'?
Yue Lao @'Flirting Sister Crazy God': Daoyou, no more?
The Nine Heavens Xuannu interjected: 'Flirting sister' Daoyou, what do you mean by 'flirting with girl', it's very interesting.
Chen Hao stared, and he didn't know what it meant to flirt with a girl?
But it's right to think about it, 'flirting girl' is a new word that has only recently appeared in the mortal world, and of course the heavenly realm doesn't know.
Erlang God Yang Jian: Flirt with sisters and friends, come out and speak, don't pretend to be dead.
Whistling Dog: Want Want.
Marshal Tianpeng: Flirting with my sister and fellow Daoist, report your name, don't pretend to be forced here, be careful of being struck by lightning.
Thor: Canopy, I'm here, who do you want to split, I'll split.
Queen Mother: Flirting sister Daoyou, this seat is also very curious, who are you?
Seeing so many people 'Aite' himself, to be honest, Chen Hao himself wanted to come out and say something.
It's a pity that he didn't dare.
After discovering that this was really a group of immortals, Chen Hao decided that he would rely on this group to make a fortune in the future.
If they say the wrong thing, or leak their mouths, they know that they are just a mortal, so what's the deal?
Definitely going to get kicked.
If you really get kicked, you will cry to death.
It's okay, Chen Hao can only hold his mobile phone and pretend to be dead, looking at them silently, without saying a word.
The gods and immortals waited for a few minutes, and when they saw that Chen Hao hadn't spoken yet, they became even more impatient.