Lu Zhan is holding his mobile phone to read the news.

Sensing Zhang Chu's gaze, Lu Zhan looked up at him, "Something?"

Zhang Chu looked mysterious, "What's your name?"

Burst!

The corners of Lu Zhan's mouth twitched and said, "Lu Zhan." The land of the mainland, the Zhanjiang of Zhanjiang. ”

Lu Zhan!

Zhang Chu chewed on the name.

Then Zhang Chu looked constipated again and asked, "We are the same, right?"

Lu Zhan raised his eyebrows, "Yes, we are all men." ”

Zhang Chu felt egg pain.

Lu Zhan looked Zhang Chu up and down, and said meaningfully, "Oh......"

Oh!

Zhang Chu looked irritable, "Nonsense, of course you and I are both men." I'm asking us that one is the same, right?"

"Which one?" Lu Zhan pretended to be stupid.

Zhang Chu's molars hurt, why is it so difficult to chat with Lu Zhan.

Zhang Chu looked left and right, there were just the two of them in the lobby, and the roller shutter door was also half pulled down, and no one paid attention to it.

Zhang Chu stretched out his hand, Nunu's mouth, and motioned for Lu Zhan to look at his hand.

Lu Zhan looked at Zhang Chu's hands seriously, what is so beautiful about ordinary men's hands.

But the next scene is really interesting.

I saw a string of flames suddenly burst out of Zhang Chu's palm, and the flames glowed yellow, a little weak.

Lu Zhan was seriously considering a question, can this flame roast a corn cob, or can it roast a string of ham sausages?

It's so weak!

"See?"

Zhang Chu looked at Lu Zhan with an excited expression, and at the same time put away the flame in his palm.

Lu Zhan's divergent thinking finally returned to normal, and nodded, "I see." ”

"That's how you react?"

Zhang Chu couldn't believe it.

Lu Zhan said nonsense seriously, "The magic is good, you can go out and bluff people." ”

"Devil, devil, devil...... You say I'm a magician?"

Zhang Chu had a grudge of up to 10,000 points, and he didn't despise people so much.

Lu Zhan put down his mobile phone and suggested solemnly: "If you feel that the salary of the chengguan is not enough, it is also a way to learn some magic tricks to make some money." There was no one named Liu or something before, he was also a magician, and he also went to the Spring Festival Gala. ”

Zhang Chu: "......"

Lao Tzu has a sentence MMP wants to say.

Zhang Chu has already determined that Lu Zhan and him are not all the way. I felt that Lu Zhan was unfathomable before, it must have been his delusion.

So, Zhang Chu decided to correct this delusion.

Zhang Chu stood up, cleared his throat, and said, "Don't put the table out in the past few days, it is being strictly investigated." ”

"Thanks for the notification. When you're done eating, check out. ”

MMP, so stimulated that he almost forgot to eat and give money.

After paying, Zhang Chu left in a hurry.

Lu Zhan pulled down the roller shutter door, cleaned up the kitchen, and then took the three upstairs.

Lu Mingyu went to the square to dance, and he won't come back until nine o'clock.

Lu Zhan took out his mobile phone and placed two orders in a certain treasure.

Lu Zhan bought a thousand yuan of peach wood and a set of carving knives worth 1,080 yuan.

It turned out that the carved knife he bought was no longer suitable, so Lu Zhan directly replaced it with a set of carving knives worth thousands of yuan this time.

Exiting a certain treasure, Lu Zhan began to brush the forum.

First SH Corner Forum.

The gossip section is always the most lively.

Recently, there has been a lot of uproar, that is, a male star and his ex-girlfriend tore apart, and he personally tore it up.

In this regard, netizens like to hear about it.

There is no middleman surnamed Zhuo to make the difference, the celebrity gossip is real, and the portion is full.

Gossip likes this kind of unprepared, sudden tearing.

The entire gossip forum, at a glance, is full of posts discussing the tearing up of male celebrities and ex-girlfriends.

What mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and junior, all stand aside.

Lu Zhan clicked on the economic forum again, and as a result, the economic forum also fell.

From a male star and his ex-girlfriend, let's talk about the recent economy.

Nima, a male star who tears up with his ex-girlfriend, has a fart relationship with the economy.

Lu Zhan directly withdrew from the Haijiao Forum.

Lu Zhan logged on to the local forum.

The local forums are much more interesting.

Especially the Strange Stories section.

【Drying my radish】

In the photo, the radish of the landlord's house is bigger than the seedless watermelon.

Lu Zhan compared the size, it must be more than ten catties.

Can a radish grow so big?

Landlord: "My radish is not only big, but also grows strangely. ”

Next, the landlord posted a few more photos.

A turnip that looks like a human, have you ever seen it?

Turnips that look like puppies, have you ever seen them?

Looks like a man, a *** yang harmony turnip, have you ever seen it?

The above radishes are all in the landlord's house.

"Landlord 666!"

"Landlord, is your radish a refinement?"

"Landlord, how do you sell your radishes? I want that yin and yang harmony. ”

"The turnips are so dirty, is this going to force a single dog to death?"

"This radish is nothing. Have you ever seen a man-tall celery? ”

Then the layer owner posted an adult-tall celery.

“666！”

"I've seen it!"

"It's a growth booster. ”

"If you grow so tall, you can fry a dish with one piece. ”

"Celery stuffed dumplings are the best. ”

"I like to eat stuffed pork with cabbage. ”

The topic suddenly turned 180 degrees, and it was so bent that people were caught off guard.

Lu Zhan saved all the photos in the post.

Lu Zhan estimated that these radishes, celery, are likely to be related to the revival of Reiki.

Where the aura is strong, not only people and animals have changed, but even plants have changed.

Lu Zhan continued to rummage through the post.

[Let you meet the real big stomach.] 】

Lu Zhan clicked on the post.

According to the landlord, he worked at a construction site in Tangcheng, and recently a young man came to the construction site, born a strong man, and one person can use it for three people.

Eating is not ambiguous, one person can top the weight of ten people.

Next, it's time to witness the miracle.

The landlord took a photo.

In the first one, an old-fashioned man pushes two two-wheeled carts full of red bricks and runs fast.

In stark contrast to the workers pushing a trolley next to it, the red bricks are only two-thirds full.

In the second photo, the same old-fashioned man carries a cement bag.

Others carried one bag at a time, but he carried four bags at a time, and his face was not rough or panting.

The third, a photo of a meal.

The workers all eat with a normal rice basin, but only the young man in the mouth of the landlord eats with a basin.

The difference between the basin and the rice bowl is a bit huge.

Netizens left messages.

"Landlord, if you come out, I promise not to kill you. You say this guy is a young man, do you have any misunderstanding about this young man?"

"Landlord, you can't praise the young man with a conscience just because he has great strength. ”

"Maybe we don't have the same understanding of the young man as the landlord. ”

......

It was obviously a straight topic, but it was bent into a U-shaped iron by netizens.

Lu Zhan tried to correct the topic, but after thinking about it, he forgot it. Bend it, bend it.

Lu Zhan saved a few pictures, and was a little suspicious in his heart, is this big stomach king an awakened person?

Looking closely at the photos, this construction site seems to be on the opposite side of the CBD.