The donkey man jumped down from the roof, and Yang Ming felt that something bad was going on.

Look at his face, look at his big teeth, look at his little eyes that are curved into an arc.

With such an expression, he said he was here to enlighten people?

Regardless of anything else, Yang Ming didn't believe it anyway.

At the beginning, he had lived on the island with the donkey master for nearly a year, and he was very familiar with the urine of the donkey master.

He took this opportunity to pour cold water on Xiao He and Yang Ming!

What good words can you say when you point to this donkey's mouth? That's absolutely impossible.

As the saying goes, if a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, can he still grow ivory in his donkey's mouth?

"Look at your eyeless look!"

"Anyway, I'm also your elder! The elder came, and he didn't even have a drink!"

"What kind of system are you two like?"

Hmm? This donkey master has somehow become a little sven.

If it was before, he would have directly started greeting Yang Ming and Xiao He's father's brother, but now, he doesn't speak so badly?

I haven't seen you for more than a month, is it possible that the donkey master has been reborn?

"Fuck your uncle, I don't know the bowl for Lao Tzu for a long time, and Lao Tzu drinks it with a jar!"

Hearing the familiar greeting of the donkey master, Yang Ming smiled.

This donkey master is a donkey master after all, and if you want to make a donkey master pretend to be a Sven, it is more difficult than putting on a robe for a dog.

The donkey master directly picked up the jar and poured a lot of wine into his mouth, and the posture of these two hooves holding the wine jar was really funny and funny.

After snorting hard, Master Donkey began his donkey-style education method!

"If you want me to say, Xiao He, you're a coward!"

"It's a shame that you still have the title of the top ten young people of the Cloud Empire, if you want me to see it, then you are a coward!"

"Girl's attitude, yes, this thing is really important, but what you do is what matters!"

"Why don't you little cubs learn a little bit from that cowardly Lin Xiao!"

"When Lin Xiao was friends with Li Junhan, he was meticulous and wholehearted!"

As soon as the donkey master talked about the deeds of Lin Ruo's father, Lin Xiao, it was a boast.

Although, Yang Ming knew that Master Donkey was definitely hearsay, but what he said with his broken voice, somehow, he actually had the feeling of listening to a commentary!

"When Lin Xiao was with the county lord of Junhan, it made countless people fall through their glasses. ”

"Then Master Lin, you know, he is ten thousand unwilling!"

"Not to mention anything else, who is Li Junhan? That is the county lord, although she can give Lin Xiao a good help in her career, but her temper is too difficult. ”

"Master Lin put down his words, Lin Xiao, if you marry Li Junhan, you will wait for the rest of your life to live in dire straits every day. ”

According to what Master Donkey said, it was indeed like what Master Lin said.

Although this Lin Taishi's view on the younger generations is to have a baby early and liberate it as soon as possible, this marriage is a big problem!

In Taishi Lin's mind, the woman should be obedient, and the woman should be obedient in order to have a peaceful home.

However, this Lin Xiao directly fell in love with such a temperamental girl, how could the house be peaceful.

Therefore, Taishi Lin disagreed at first, although this Li Junhan is the daughter of the Zong family, but the county lord of Junhan was not born to the queen.

It's a girl born to this family and a concubine, and it's already very good to have the name of a county lord.

And this Li Junhan is very dishonest, Yunjing's children were basically beaten up by her, such a presumptuous girl, if she marries home, but ......

Bad luck at home!

However, this Lin Xiao just fell in love with Li Junhan's recklessness, maybe he was too cowardly, in the face of this kind of girl with the temperament of a big sister, Lin Xiao fell deeply into her strength.

Speaking of which, this should be the Yihedong Lion of the romantic characters since ancient times, even if it is the champion Lang Lin Xiao, he is not exempt from vulgarity.

Later, in a burst of cries of decay, Lin Xiao directly scolded everyone back with a poem!

Write poems to Mingzhi, in this life, Li Junhan will not marry, and even, threaten his father, if he is not allowed to marry Li Junhan, he will directly abandon literature and martial arts!

Leave the Lin family directly and report to the Zhongzhou Mushu Border Army in the Western Desert!

At that time, this incident made Old Man Lin very helpless, this kid went to the border purely to find death.

Not to mention anything else, Lin Xiao has been completely useless except for reading over the years, and his cultivation is so low that he can't bear to look at it directly.

With such a metaphor, let Lin Xiao kill a chicken, and it is estimated that he may be killed by the chicken!

"Look at that coward, Lin Xiao, even Lin Xiao's cowardice can stand up at a critical time. ”

"Look at the two of you again, what are you thinking about at the critical time?"

The donkey lord looked at these two people with a look of disdain.

"Xiao He, you are a gentleman, I think you are stupid to read! You actually care about a girl's attitude?"

"If you don't take practical action, you force other girls to give you an attitude?"

"Isn't it a coward, is it a fool, is it a waste?"

This donkey master's heart-piercing three questions directly gave Xiao He a question, so carefully thinking about it, what the donkey master said really makes so much sense!

But...... Being preached like this by a donkey, he Xiao He still felt a little awkward.

"Lao Tzu told you, Xiao He, if you really want Chen Yueru to show her attitude, you can make her own courage!"

"Waste that Yu Wanli, and then marry her back directly with a sedan chair!"

"Those old guys in your family, they love to die and love to live, anyway, you live with your daughter-in-law for a lifetime, and they don't live with your daughter-in-law!"

After the donkey master finished speaking, he directly poured the remaining half of the jar into his mouth, and the rare donkey master was actually a little drunk, and a narrow donkey's face was flushed.

Indeed, what the donkey master said is not wrong.

When Xiao He couldn't be sure whether he liked Chen Yueru or not, Chen Yueru took the initiative to put it together first.

Moreover, it was only after Chen Yueru overlord made a bow that Xiao He faced his feelings for Chen Yueru.

All along, he Xiao He has been in a state of passive acceptance of feelings, and this state is entirely because he thinks that Chen Yueru will always get along with him like this.

However, he was wrong, in the face of the real change, if he didn't stand up and let Chen Yueru bear it himself, it would be really ungentlemanly.

Thinking of this, Xiao He hammered his thigh hard and said:

"Donkey Master! You're right! I've decided, when Dabi is over, no matter what, I have to go to Chen's house to marry her back!"

Yang Ming looked at Xiao He helplessly, half of his face twitching.

"I said Brother Xiao, it's a good thing that you can make up your mind, but ...... Can you beat your own leg? It hurts, okay?"

Yang Ming grinned and said, Xiao He's fist smashed down really made him feel very uncomfortable.

The first time I saw this person who had made up his mind, he had to hammer someone else's thigh.

"When it's all about him, I have to tell you kid!"

"Damn, I don't know if you've been with Lu Cheng for too long, why are you such an ego, bastard?"

"The girl thinks about you, have you thought about the girl. ”

"What is the purpose of leaving Wenxiangju in order not to drag you down, Miss Yiyue?"

"She's here for you to improve yourself!"

After the donkey master finished speaking, Yang Ming looked at the donkey master with a confused expression.

What is ego? Is he egoistic?

"Don't look at me like that, you're a stinky boy of ego!"

"Machismo, self-centered, it's you!"

"Everything is just thinking about yourself and pulling down, and you don't care about other people's opinions at all, you! and your bastard master, they are all such people!"

After the donkey master finished speaking, he snorted angrily, remembering the days when Lu Cheng forced the donkey master to refine the spiritual dust for him on the island.

It was the most exhausting period of the donkey master's life, however, all he got was a blank check from Lu Cheng.

Playing scoundrels, Lu Cheng is the best in the world, but he feels sorry for people's work, he Lu Cheng has no talent at all!

"Although the donkey master himself is such a person, but Lao Tzu is a donkey!"

"Lao Tzu is not only a donkey, but also a fucking chosen donkey! What's wrong with me? Lao Tzu was born by inviting heaven!"

"But you, a group of human beings, if you don't see the wind and steer the rudder, and push the boat along the water, what do you want to do?"

"You have to learn to get along with other people, not to take all the good things on yourself!"

Although these words were a little off-topic, Yang Ming understood a little bit......

It's just that I didn't expect this donkey master to think so deeply.

He's a donkey! A donkey can have such a deep understanding of human society, and also such an understanding of human love, hatred, and hatred.

What has this donkey experienced......

"Look at Miss Yiyue, that's taking care of you with all her heart, what about you, you don't give anyone hope at all!"

"I really don't know where you kid is so attractive to others, how can you make such a beautiful girl follow so desperately?"

"What is in my mind every day, what should I do, have you ever cared about other girls?"

"Come, little bastard, let me ask you, what Miss Yiyue likes to eat, what clothes she likes to wear, what hobbies she has, do you kid know?"

This...... I really stopped him.

Xiao He on the side thought carefully and said:

"Yueru likes to eat skewers and desserts, especially hawthorn cakes, last time we ate more than 20 pieces of hawthorn cakes in the east of Lizhou. ”

"Her stomach hurts from eating, but she still thinks about it. ”

After Xiao He finished speaking, Yang Ming looked at him in surprise.

"Unexpectedly, Brother Xiao, you are really observant. ”

She likes gauze skirts, but she always thinks they are too light to wear, so she adds an embroidered silk jacket over them so that they don't feel stuffy and they go well with them. ”

"Yueru likes to dance swords, a few days ago she was obsessed with collecting small clay figures, and he liked the clay figurines made by the chivalrous heroes in martial arts very much. ”

"I also like to drink and climb mountains. ”

The more Xiao He spoke, the more his voice trembled, and he slowly raised the wine bowl and drank it in a big gulp.

This big man is actually a little choked!

"Boy, see it! This is love!"

The donkey master looked at Yang Ming, and Xiao He's performance made Yang Ming feel embarrassed.

I really didn't expect Brother Xiao He to be so sensitive, at this point, he Yang Ming couldn't compare at all.

If I had cared more about Yiyue at the beginning, it seemed that I would have been able to catch her better?

Instead, let her leave a word of reluctance and leave in a hurry.

"Master Donkey, I can't imagine that you are actually a love saint?"

"Bullshit, Lao Tzu just watched the fat man chase Song Jun and learned a little bit of fur. ”

"If you really talk about love, Wang Fatzi is the real lover!"

The fat man in the mouth of the donkey master should be the king gang leader of the blacksmith gang.

It seems that the son of the Wang gang leader and Song Jun and Song Jun's shopkeeper will also come to participate in the world competition this time.

If you have time, you have to make friends with this young helper.