Life is a collection of trips again and again, and every trip is a process of growth and learning.

In February of the 61st year of the Gregorian calendar, I finally woke up after 16 years of going down to earth, and successfully joined the other two members of the Purple Mansion Stealing Joy Team to form a spring outing group, and set off from Narui Snow Castle to embark on a journey to challenge the gods of the other world and save the Heavenly Dao Buddha.

This is a long and arduous road, but I believe that as long as we work together, there is no enemy that cannot be defeated, and there is no difficulty that cannot be overcome!

Three days after the departure, the steam sleigh broke down without a fight, and no one in my team knew steam technology, so the automatic sleigh became a veritable sleigh, pulled by Luo Fatty's pet Peppa pig, carrying heavy supplies and heavy men, fat men and dogs, and moving forward with difficulty.

Thanks to Yun Xi has always had a dream of going out, she has already fully conceived the items needed to go out, and when preparing materials for us, she did everything in detail, and the things prepared are very sufficient, but after all, it is only on paper, and after we really go on the road, we soon find that the materials that seem to be rich are actually missing a lot of necessities for life.

Not having the tools and instructions to repair the steam sled is a big failure, not having game items to interact with friends is the second biggest failure, and not having alcohol is the third biggest failure!

We're going to die of boredom.

Counting Snow Fairy and Page, the Spring Outing Group is a five-person organization, how boring the lack of interaction is, not to mention the preparation of a pair of poker mahjong or something, so that we can only have a snowball fight when we are bored, this is a very unfair game you know? To be able to play such a cute game as a snowball fight into such a terrifying one, Snow Fairy is the first.

Not only was it not fun, but it was also very uncomfortable to eat and drink. Due to the environment, the Principality of Rena is already very scarce in terms of domestic resources, coupled with the stubborn cultural tradition, it has never paid attention to what it eats, and the main food of the people is simple and easy-to-cook pasta, and air-dried ham with super high calories.

Sounds good, right, but don't forget that Yun Xi is a girl, a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl in the second middle school who does not hesitate to step on the rice cooker with a pillow case for the sake of beauty, and the beautiful girl is very careful to maintain her figure and control her weight, so she also brought her own wishes into it when preparing food for us, so our food reserves, except for steamed bread and dried noodles and low-salt and low-sugar pickles, there is no oil star at all.

Three days, just three days, Luo Fatzi, who vowed to become a great war pet trainer and become the most intimate friend with the war pet, began to take the initiative to study me, wanting to get rid of Page and have a full meal......

His proposal was collectively rejected by us.

Needless to say, the elf is a feminine creature, she has the same attitude as Yun Xi in terms of diet, and thinks that there is nothing wrong with our current food, if there is a real problem, it is also our cooking method that is wrong, in its concept, of course, you have to eat refrigerated and chilled food, why do you have to eat it when it is hot~

Xian'er, you are an ice elemental elf, we are real men of flesh and blood, can we be the same.

Everyone understands Lingjiao's veto reason, Page is a mother, and the flesh is pink and tender, Lingjiao said that it is much more comfortable to ride than Ah Qi.

I don't agree to eat Peppa, I just want to get out of this bitter cold land as soon as possible, if there is no Peppa, the speed of travel will inevitably be greatly affected, and now it is the Paige Garo fat Lingjiao three shifts to pull the sled, if there is one less class, I have to deign to put the snow fairy into the sled team, then how much benefit it has to be.

In the end, there was no choice but to exchange the sin for the stability of the trip.

Judging from the map prepared by Yun Xi, if we don't get lost, at the current speed, how can we get out in another month. With Snow Fairy, an indigenous elf, in the team, the probability of getting lost is not great, but it is not so easy to maintain speed.

On the fifth day, our trip was suspended because the riders were in poor condition and couldn't hold it up.

I don't know if Luo Fatzi and Lingjiao have discussed, they have only been on the road for half an hour today, and they both struck at the same time, lying on the ground and scolding and panting, shouting that they can't pull anything and can't bear it.

I pulled out a number of monkey bands from the pile of fashions in my luggage and made them into a large whip that we wouldn't have been able to walk half of the distance without it lately.

I whipped them both with a whip: "Get up, get up for me, I didn't see you two so wrong when I was eating just now, I picked up the bowl and made it with all my might, put down the bowl and didn't work, do you think you are a civil servant?!"

I don't have any cultivation, my hands are not heavy, Luo Fat Man is wearing three layers inside and three layers outside, Lingjiao skin is rough and thick, and he doesn't scare me at all This little whip with monkey skin bands, no matter how I whip it, it doesn't work, so I lie on the ground and refuse to get up.

Lingjiao scolded in his mouth: "Mom, I'm tired!"

I scolded while smoking: "You can't strike when you're tired, I didn't take you down to let you be lazy and pretend to be an uncle, get up and work for me!"

"Don't do it, human rights!"

"You dog thing wants chicken feather human rights!"

Luo Fatzi conformed: "Yes, the king, you are not suitable for human rights, and when you find some dog lovers and small animal protection associations or something, you will redress your grievances, sect master, then I have to have some human rights, right~"

I turned around and pumped him again: "You are a waste, you are all killed by you! Three days ago, the sleigh broke and I wanted to go back to the city to call someone to repair it, but you said that you pounced on the daughter-in-law of the Grand Duke of Genting, so that I didn't dare to go back to the city, damn, now this half is not close, you are the culprit who does not actively work to reform and make up for it, and you are lazy with me, I will kill you, kill you waste!"

Luo Fatzi pretended to shout pain and cooperated with me: "Eh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, and then it hurts, and then it is itchy and itchy, and then it is itchy......

I soon became tired and had no strength, so Luo Fatzi explained to me: "The fat man didn't expect that we would fall into this situation, isn't his daughter-in-law also to give you anger, who let them dare to bully you." If you want me to say, we just fell for Yunxi's little wave of hooves, she deliberately left so many hidden dangers and problems, harming us in a dilemma, you can only blame the fat man for walking in a hurry, and didn't pounce on her mother a few times!"

I lay with Luo Fatzi Lingjiao, looking at the same color of heaven and earth, and only felt a burst of powerlessness: "I'll go to your uncle's Luo Fatzi, we belong to you for a long time and have more opportunities, a little bit of fighting for us to lay a foundation, even if we are willing to endure hardships and learn more things, we don't have to be like this today, you really let me down." ”

Luo Fatzi got up and said solemnly: "Sect Master, don't think so, the fat man is bitter, my family is actually a scapegoator noble, when the Kilimanjaro family was divided here, it was the sin created by the previous generation of the head of our family, and the people of the whole principality regarded our family as a sinner, otherwise I poisoned the whole family in one go, and I wouldn't have understated the past, because they all wanted our family to be wiped out as soon as possible." ”

"For so many years, as the last member of the Loki family, I have been regarded as a thorn in the side of the citizens of Rena all the time, in order to protect himself, the fat man had to play his only specialty that still has room to play, and have a good relationship with the women's class, so I lived until the awakening of the suzerain. Your disappointment can be understood, but please believe that all the unhappiness is only temporary, as long as there is your wise leadership, we will definitely be able to overcome difficulties and move towards the new land Hui ~~ Huang!"

I said then you pull the car for me, Luo Fatzi heard this and lay down decisively, and played tricks on me: "No, no, no, the nutrition can't keep up, or you will slaughter the fragrant powder pig, and the fat man who eats a good meal promises to work hard." ”

The fragrant pink pig that Luo Fatzi said is his war pet, a little fat pig named Peppa. The Powder Pig breed will secrete a particularly fragrant powder, and if you take the initiative to sway this powder to the target in battle, it can cause a slight psychedelic effect, and the Powder Pig that grows to a certain extent is said to be able to release a psychedelic powder that fascinates an army of humans at one time, and the tactical function is very powerful.

Luo Fatzi has been playing with Page's idea recently, but this fragrant little pig has become Lingjiao's favorite new love, even if I agree with it, I don't have to agree.

As soon as he heard that Luo Fatzi mentioned Page again, Lingjiao got up and scolded: "Mom, you dare!"

Luo Fatzi has been scolded by Lingjiao recently, and his face has become more and more unbearable: "Look at your king, they are all brothers, you shut up and mom beep, do you think this is Xianxia? Do you think there is still Mrs. Xichun to support you?"

Lingjiao jumped up with a spirit: ", don't you accept it?" said and raised his fangs, angry lines appeared between his eyebrows, and he put on a fighting posture.

If it is the Xianxia world here, everyone has cultivation in the body, Luo Annihilation God may not be afraid of its Lingjiao King, but this is the other world, the perfect lover Luo Fatzi can still compete with Lingjiao in that matter, speaking of fighting, it is impossible to be the opponent of Lingjiao who has the war pet gene and a solid foundation of Xianxia exercises.

But Luo Fat Man is a war pet trainer, there is a high-level war pet who recognized the master to help, although he was ridden by the spirit Jiao, but the master's order is greater than the good one, and he will definitely help Luo Fat Man when he fights.

I'm happy, this is okay, you two don't obey, then you two take care of each other.

So instead of dissuading, I also made a pun to cheer, so that they couldn't hear who I was talking for: "Yes, that's right, him, I support you!"