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How can I, a bright and touching flight attendant, walk into a psychiatric hospital and get detailed information about the patients?

Don't I have a husband who is the director of surgery? He can get into the position of director, in addition to profound knowledge, in this time and space, weaving a network of relationships in all directions is the most important, and he must have such a relationship.

But how do you talk to him?

"Oh, husband, do you remember that incident in the alternate plane?" I decided to get straight to the point.

"Oh, you mean the one who called you. I know a professor who specializes in this. ”

Oops, it's really hard to find a place to step through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.

"If you're interested, talk to him. I have an operation tomorrow morning and I'm going to rest. His phone number was ----"

"You rest, I'll find it myself, you tell me what his name is?" I habitually picked up my husband's mobile phone, and in the original time and space, I looked directly at my husband's mobile phone.

However, my husband's mobile phone has a boot password.

"I hate it, why are you setting a password?"

"Oh, that, my phone was in the office during the operation, and everyone else could look at my phone, so ......"

"And how many passwords do you tell me?"

"Is it a gesture password, or I'll do it. ”

The husband took the phone back and drew a complex geometric pattern on the screen.

"This, Nan Ronghua, 188xxxxxxxx. ”

"What a bewitching name!"

"Naughty, the surname is Nanrong, the single name is 188xxxxxxxx, you call, I'll sleep first. ”

I stuck out my tongue and ran to the balcony to dial the phone of "Man Flower".

"Yo, who's looking for me?" The phone rang in seconds, and a voice came from a voice that was neither yin nor yang, "Someone finally called me." Three hundred years later, you were the first to call me. The sky, the earth, God, the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Niangniang, the land father-in-law, finally appeared, I was saved......"

I hung up the phone and rushed to the bedroom to pick up my husband, "I hate it, why are you lying to me, I'm scared to death!"

"What?"

"Pretending to be garlic, I have a phone recording here, you can listen to it yourself!"

I started playing the phone call recording.

But the recording was blank.

"The phone didn't work at all, how did I lie to you? Oh oh oh, I remembered, I forgot to tell you, you heard his ringtone. ”

"CRBT? Most of the people who can use such CRBTs are not mentally normal. ”

"You think he's abnormal with a ringtone, and you still have to ask him about parallel time and space, aren't you afraid that he will call 120 directly to send you to a mental hospital?" said my husband lying on the bed with his eyes closed.

I was speechless for a while, yes, I was not mentally normal, why do I care so much.

I plucked up the courage and dialed the phone of "Man Flower" again.

RBT omitted.

"The sky is covered by the earth, and the sun, moon and stars sleep with me;

Whoever casts the net of fame and fortune, wealth and poverty are not ordinary;

There are also horseback riding and sedan chairs, and there are also cart handles;

Riding a horse and sitting in a sedan chair to repair the blessing, the cart should bear the life;

Horses carry demented men, and beautiful women often sleep with clumsy husbands;

Standing in front of the eighty-year-old man, a three-year-old naughty boy dyed in the yellow spring;

It's not that God doesn't open his eyes, and good and evil end in a cycle of retribution. ”

Fortunately, I was mentally prepared to listen to the other party's nonsense calmly.

"Excuse me who is looking for me, and you can tell me if there is anything. It's okay to hang up the phone, we all have a lot of things. ”

"Smack. "The phone hung up.

What, it's a mess, just hang up the phone like this, there's no politeness at all, what kind of bullshit professor, it's just a beast! I thought about it, haha, I almost fell for it again---- all of the above are ringtones!

Sure enough, an elegant female voice came from the phone, "Hello, welcome to call Professor Nanrong's consultation hotline, please press 1 for Zhou Yi gossip, press 2 for marriage matching, press 3 for nine-star feng shui, and press 4 for five elements and eight characters...... To transfer to manual service, please press 0. ”

I'll go, what the hell is this?

I press 0.

A musical ringtone.

"Hey, hello, I'm operator No. 1, in order to ensure the quality of service, the call will be recorded. How can you help?"

"I'm looking for Professor Nan Rong. ”

"Professor Nan Rong is drunk and driving, and he is still in the detention center, so he can't answer your call, you can leave a message if you have something, and I will help you tell you. ”

What could be more ridiculous? I feel like my nerves are running out.

"Hey, ma'am, you have something to leave a message. ”

"Tell me which detention center he's in. ”

"Tangshan Detention Center. Is there anything else we can do for you? If not, please comment on our service: press 1 if you are very satisfied, press 2 if you are generally satisfied, press 3 if you are satisfied, thank you. ”