Most people do not have an accurate definition of this group, so please sit down, and in today's lecture hall of the Thousand Machines, Mr. Naochun will come to popularize the accurate concept of hooligans.

From a biological point of view, a hooligan only exists in a group environment, and if he is alone, how can he not become a hooligan, beat himself in the back of his brain, and slander himself? That is mental illness!

So there must be two or more people in a group of people to have hooligans, so how to define one or some people in a group of people as hooligans, the fundamental method involves sociology, from the way people communicate with each other.

Psychologically speaking, hooligans are disgusting and resistant, but not fearful.

From the criminological point of view, hooligans cause inconvenience and hindrance to people, but do not commit crimes.

So are hooligans no match for the scary criminals?

Not really.

Not to be feared is to avoid incurring a devastating blow and to ensure one's own survival.

Not breaking the law is to walk through the gray area with keen insight, and to make a living by extraordinary means.

They are the most survivable beings in society and can be integrated into all classes. A world may be anarchic, undisciplined, or even lawless, but it will never be without hooligans, whether it is natural or man-made disasters or devils, immortals and Buddhas, they will not be exterminated, because hooligans are an ecological will that will die endlessly.

Class~

Why do you want to wash the hooligans today, because I know someone is going to call me a hooligan.

Yesterday I called Lily Ima, and told them what Lingjiao had done to me and Yelu. My original intention was to get rid of Ima's entanglement, reduce the follow-up trouble, and take a little revenge on her calculations against me. At the same time, I also have a deeper intention, which is to smear Lily Wave by the way, and suppress his popularity and prestige in the thousands of machines, so as to highlight my existence, enhance my influence and appeal, and gather enough power to save the world faster.

Everyone can also see that my current style of acting is really more and more like Liu Laoliu.

At first, I thought he was a simple scum hooligan and a scourge, but as I learned about what he did, I found that every scum of his deeds was actually full of deep meaning and clever layout, which made you can't help but feel admiration. But don't be deceived by this emotion, as we get to know this person more deeply, we can see that he does a lot of things for the sake of planning and planning, but deliberately chooses a method that makes people unhappy, which has nothing to do with the need for form, it is completely this person's bad nature.

But I'm different, although I've done something more scummy, but it's cool to be them, the old virgin and the old bachelor, both of them have status and status, I don't say that I have merit in matching a little, at least there is no fault. And I still have the need to save the world in it, which can be said to be half-public and half-private, and there is no such thing as a disaster.

But~

But something went wrong, and this accident caused the whole thing to take a different direction.

Last night, I had a drink with King Lingjiao, and I only called Lily and Yima, and I planned to hide out and peep and shoot something after I got drugged, but halfway through the wine game, Lingjiao had just been drugged, and Lala, who had admired Lily for a long time but had no chance to get acquainted, suddenly came.

Think that's all? Not really.

Not long after Lala came, the funeral heroes who had recently been interested in her also came.

Some of these people are hearty, some are sullen, some are quirky, and some are arrogant, and I didn't have time to persuade them, so several people drank together.

Lingjiao and I didn't dare to stay for a long time, for fear of being injured by mistake, so we quickly retreated.

The latter thing can only be described in a garbled word.

The next day, the four of them sat back to back on the carpet, no one listened to music or talked about wishes, but one of them lit a cigarette and smoked with his head down. They were all thinking about the same question: they did it last night, but they don't remember exactly who did it with whom, and in what form.

Lingjiao and I were hiding in the outhouse, not to mention that they didn't remember anything after drinking the medicine, even if we witnessed the whole process and couldn't understand it, it was really chaotic at the time......

It was almost noon, and the four of them walked out of the guest room one by one, dressed up.

The first to come out was Yima, the old virgin who was ridiculous all night, and still has no aftertaste, with a red face and moist eyes, and under the relaxed look after shyness and indulgence, there is only a little confusion and fear.

"I'm sorry ......"

This was the last thing Irma said to me before leaving, and I don't know if this sentence was an apology for the misconduct last night, or an apology for the bond that had been broken before the two of us had an ambiguous relationship.

The second one to come out is Lily, our king of thousands of machines sighed, scratching his head with one hand and touching his ass from time to time with the other, and there are a lot of doubts and worries at a glance.

"Don't sit down......"

This is my Lily to sit down and have breakfast together, and he rejected my words, I don't know if this sentence is rejecting the temptation of breakfast or the retention of the chair.

The third one came out was Lala, with a painful and happy smile on her face, and an indescribable happiness and satisfaction, as if her whole life had been sublimated overnight.

"Thank you......"

This is the last thing she said to me when I was concerned about her physical condition, don't you understand what it means?

The last one to come out was the burial hero, he still had a sullen expression, and he couldn't see the slightest inner fluctuation, as if he didn't know everything, and he seemed to know everything.

"I didn't drink ......"

It was the last thing he said to me when I wanted to greet him, and I didn't drink it, I understood, because his madness said it all, and the sullen man didn't drink the drugged wine last night, but he was still involved in it......

I have decided that no matter what my position and situation are in the future, I will definitely not provoke this burial hero!

Within three days of this incident, two big news broke out in the core camp of the Chiba Desert.

The first: King Lily and the famous craftsman Master Ima and the former Minister of Commerce of the Doufu Chamber of Commerce Lala a woman-woman relationship!

The second: The original color kills the remnants of the corps, the commander of the corps, buries the hero, and fights with the king lily.

That's the ending, I had good intentions, but I accidentally messed it up, but the ending did make me unexpectedly satisfied.

After this incident, Imma went around clarifying all kinds of rumors that were unfavorable to herself, and it was no longer possible to dwell on my relationship problems.

Lily was tired of dealing with interviews and harassment from various media and tabloid reporters all day long, and instantly went from a spiritual leader to an entertainment hit list, and I replaced me as the most influential and appealing person in the Chiba Desert.

As for Lala, she completely opened the door to the new world, and made various appointments all day long, giving me all the authority to deal with the remaining problems of the Doufu Chamber of Commerce.

The funeral hero drank sullen all day long, because Lalayo didn't ask anyone to ask him.

In this way, all the internal obstacles were solved through a drink, and I was finally able to let go of my hands and feet, and the revival of the end of the world was just around the corner.

Through this incident, I also realized a new skill, the king of Lingjiao kept the medicine, and we will use this trick when we encounter difficult things in the future, it's really good~