The great, sacred mission of the spring outing group set off, we set off from the spring outing town, through the heavy mountains and dense forests, first came to a semi-primitive tribe that lived by hunting, the people of the tribe were very enthusiastic, to eat us.

I don't want to cause trouble, this mission has a political purpose, and it is inconvenient to fight and kill. Seeing the men with knives and guns, the women with pots and stoves, and the children with dishes and chopsticks, I couldn't bear to shoot at them.

I was very embarrassed and said, "Are you blind? Can't you see such a big flock of sheep? Can you eat sheep when you're hungry? ”

The leader did not respond to my words, and said in a native language: "We are the most civilized cannibals, you can leave a hostage, and the others can pass safely, otherwise you will never be able to safely pass through the traps within your territory without our guidance." ”

He was afraid that we would not understand, so he said it again in Mandarin.

As soon as I thought about it, this proposal was good, I could follow their request, leave a good subordinate, let us pass through the cannibal territory smoothly, and he himself could get out by his own ability, just a group of cannibals, what's so scary.

But I can't do this, the road I take is the way to the future spring outing, one of my missions is to establish cooperative relations with all the forces along the way, I will compromise at the first stop, and when the road is repaired in the future, whoever passes by here will have to leave someone down? It is estimated that it will not take a few years for the people of this cannibal tribe to be overnourished.

I switched to the cannibal language and said to the leader: "Hello dear cannibals, I respect your culture and beliefs, but we are not simply passing through today, but here with business opportunities and opportunities for development, dear cannibal friends, let us put aside hostility and appetite and talk friendly, we can definitely become bosom friends and sincere partners." ”

The cannibal people were shocked when they heard my cannibal language, and they all commented: "How can this person use our cannibal language? ”

The language of cannibals is very distinctive, that is, the wording is very polite, and there are no vulgar and rude words, so they sound particularly civilized after forming sentences.

The leader of the cannibals remained vigilant and asked me, "From the fact that you understand our language, you can see that you are sincere, and dare to ask your portal?"

"Don't dare, don't dare. I raised my hand and said politely: "The spring tour group in the spring tour town is also~"

"Ah~" The leader of the cannibal clan exclaimed: "It turns out that you are the spring outing group that has recently become famous and defeated millions of heroes by yourself?"

He should be referring to the tens of thousands of mine-robbing coalition troops, has the outside spread our legends like this? The gossip is really terrible.

Fortunately, this is a laurel and not a black cauldron, so I took it: "It's me and so on." ”

"Eh, like thunder, like thunder, I have long wanted to taste your ......"

"Huh?"

"I mean, I've wanted to see you guys for a long time, hurry up, please in the tribe~"

I asked my men to lift their fighting stance, and the other side also took pots and pans.

The leader personally took my hand and walked in, touching and pinching my arm along the way, and kept admiring in his mouth: "Okay, good, it's really strong, chewy, oh I mean it's really strong~"

I hurriedly withdrew my hand and changed the subject: "I haven't asked yet, where do you and this tribe stand?"

"Be polite, and be a false patriarch. ”

It turned out to be the patriarch, and I said that the decision was so crisp, a bit like a leader.

We were brought into the tribe, knowing that there would be danger, but we had to bite the bullet, and the developers could not avoid the Diao people when they encountered them, and could only conquer them by civilized or more difficult means.

Unexpectedly, this cannibal tribe was quite large, and it took a long time to walk for a long time before I saw the thatched hut and grass hut at the foot of the mountain on the top of a small mountain.

The cannibal patriarch reminded me: "Honorable Leader of the Spring Festival, guests, you must be very careful about the next road, there are traps everywhere, and you must strictly follow our guidelines. ”

My subordinates and I didn't care, isn't it just a trap of the primitive tribe, how powerful can it be, who is standing on the scene who has not fought demons and angels, and can still be frightened by those cave flying spears or something? Including the 50 chengguan who have never seen much of the world, they are not stunned at all, they are used to being poor day by day, and they are not convinced by anyone.

But I still politely said, "Then please ask the patriarch to bother." ”

"Well, let's say it's good that we'll have a full meal when the guests are safe, oh, I mean we'll be able to settle in. ”

The dangers that followed were beyond our expectations.

The patriarch and his people led carefully, reminding from time to time.

"Come on, come on, walk on the left, this quagmire on the right will sink into it as soon as you step on it, and the corpses of two people with serious skin diseases are soaked in it, which is very contagious, a little bit of it, and it won't take half a year for the skin on the body to become the same as the seven-star ladybug, hard and bright and spotted. ”

"Everyone jump over here, don't step on the mechanism, you will start a spray trap, and what is sprayed is the powder ground from the corpses of two flower willow disease patients, and it will be infected if you get it, see if you are not married, right?

"There are two bamboo rows tied to the dead fat man here, don't be photographed~"

I was amazed, "Isn't it?

The patriarch shook his head: "No, no, no, the dead fat man is Shen, and ordinary people can't stand it just by shooting." ”

This place is terrible, it's really not good, the road to spring outing, just go around here.

I'm mentally prepared to throw someone to them if I can't talk, otherwise I really don't have the confidence to walk out of here safely.

Originally, I wanted to throw a chengguan, but after thinking about it, I decided to throw Luo Fat, he is fat, and he doesn't know if he has flower willow disease all year round, and he probably has to evolve antibodies, and when we leave, he faces these traps alone, and the chances of survival are much better than ours.

Finally in the tribe, I sat down on a small pony.

The members of the spring outing group all looked at me with pale faces, and I said to myself that you are nervous, you don't understand the cannibal language that the patriarch said to me just now, and you have not endured such a lot of psychological pressure as I did.

The cannibal patriarch let me rest for a while before politely reminding: "Dear head of the Spring Festival, it's almost time to rest, then get up and change places, you are sitting on our supper." ”

What supper? I crossed my legs and looked down at my buttocks, and a bloody human head rolled up at me!