"I don't know what is written, but the sense of confidentiality is good!"

Watching the unisex girl lie on the table, staring at Downton vigilantly like a wild cat guarding food, Homer complained.

"Whatever!"

Although this neutral woman is quite good-looking, Downton is not interested in accosting her, and his eyes are set on the stage.

Twelve women with big wavy hairstyles walked onto the stage, they were wearing bright red bunny girl outfits, because they were tight-fitting, so the plump buttocks and breasts were tightly wrapped, and the legs were purple stockings, and the light shone on them, creating a temptation.

"You can dance in these shoes?"

Downton was stunned, the crystal heels on the bunny girls' feet were three inches high, and he was worried that they would fall just by walking, but they made all kinds of difficult movements.

"I'm dancing much better than them, do you want to take a look?" The woman is still teasing ~ teasing Downton, this time she didn't reach out, but rubbed Downton with her calf, "It's just in bed!"

"No, you don't!"

Downton refused.

The woman continued to pester, and seeing that Downton completely ignored her, she gave up and got up to leave to find her next prey.

"That's it?"

Downton was disappointed, these dancers have a basic dance foundation and beautiful postures, but there is not much new ideas, because they are still old-fashioned.

The bunny girls stood arm-in-arm in a row with their legs raised and swayed, shaking their breasts in low-cut suits, and kissing each other, detonating the atmosphere of the audience as much as possible and making the men scream.

"That is, the dancing place is luxurious, the costumes are dressed, and the standard of the dancers is relatively high!"

Downton pouted, the dance was not interesting, and it didn't even taste like whiskey.

"It's just a first-time hina, and you're quite demanding!" the neutral woman quipped in a low voice when she heard Downton's comments.

Downton frowned. Ignored.

"Hey, is there a joke like 'I want to be quiet', another one?" the neutral woman knocked on the table with a pen, "You have a qiē consumption tonight, I please!"

"If I ask a hundred dancers to open a party, will you invite you too?"

Downton doesn't like the attitude of a neutral woman. This guy is too self-conscious, he doesn't consider other people's feelings when he speaks, he just wants to say what he says, and although the clothes on his body are unkempt, the material is good, and he is pampered at first glance.

The unisex woman didn't answer, glancing at Downton's waist.

Before Downton could react to the meaning of the other party's action, she spoke, "I'm not short of gold coins. I'm afraid your kidneys won't be able to withstand it!"

"Then do you want to try it?" was questioned, Downton's face suddenly darkened, and his tone was not good, "I promise you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow!"

"Just you?"

The neutral woman held her right fist up, and just when Downton thought this guy was going to start a fight in anger, she suddenly gestured a middle finger.

Downton laughed angrily, and attacked with a poisonous tongue, "That's it." No ass, no boobs. What are you doing when you're naked?

"Do you count with your toothpick?" The neutral woman is not a good stubble, and she replied sharply, "A big man, no one has a little heart, no wonder he doesn't even have a girlfriend, and he wants to go to a nightclub to seek comfort!"

"How do you know I don't have a girlfriend?"

Downton asked rhetorically.

"Do you have?"

Unisex women fight back.

"Uh......"

Downton was speechless. He likes Xia Luo, but it's a crush, and it's not his girlfriend, and as for Sissi, he doesn't admit it. So he's really a single young man.

"Hey, you're twenty years old, don't you even have a girlfriend, isn't it a shame?" The neutral woman looked at Downton and deliberately put on a sad expression, "It's really blind to your face, if you change to another man, you can form a hundred knights!"

Without waiting for Downton to speak, the unisex woman continued to ask, "You can't afford to go to a nightclub after saving money for a few months, right?"

Downton's face was expressionless.

"Well, I see, men don't want to admit that they are poor, but if you have a lot of golden tickets in your wallet, you look like a pig, and women will line up to wait for you to choose!"

The poisonous tongue attack of a neutral woman is almost regardless of the occasion, as soon as this sentence came out, the eyes of the women next to her, who came to pick Kaizi after carefully dressing up, looked at her and changed.

"I apologize to women all over the world!"

Downton yelled in his heart, some wanted to escape, he felt that if he stayed any longer, he would definitely be scolded for not being able to do anything.

"No money, it's okay, see the women in the corner of the rest area!"

Unisex women gesture with their eyes.

When Downton turned around, he saw more than a dozen noble ladies staring at this side, and when he saw him looking over, he immediately raised his glass in salute.

"They are all noble ladies, very hungry and thirsty, if you stick it now, not only can you solve the problem of blood, but also get a lot of money, if you know some sweet words, you can basically be a rice worm waiting to die with peace of mind!"

The neutral woman took a sip of brandy and reminded, "But don't forget to tonify your kidneys, otherwise you will become a handful of dry firewood before you are thirty, by the way, when you steal~ love, if you let your husband block it, you are likely to be beaten to death." ”

Poof!

The women around him laughed and pointed at Downton, and several bold ladies came over and looked at him with fiery eyes.

"Sorry, I'm not short of money!"

Downton hurriedly took out his wallet and showed it, he didn't want to be treated like a little white face.

The eyes of a few Ying~ Zhao girls immediately straightened, except for a few hundred yuan golden tickets, the rest were large amounts of 1,000 yuan, a thick stack, and the wallets were full.

"Ahh

"You're the, your whole family is a!"

Downton found that, for the first time, in the mouth, he was inferior to others.

The unisex woman shrugged her shoulders and looked indifferent.

"One more drink!"

Downton took a sip of his wine, intending to change his seat. But she was worried that she would be afraid of this woman, which made her even more proud, so she didn't move.

"Hey, one more?"

There was silence for a few minutes, and the unisex woman demanded again.

"What's going on with this guy?"

Downton frowned.

"This woman certainly has no social common sense, and writers are almost all such creatures. Always living in your own world!"

The cheap god complained, and as a result, Homer gave him a middle finger.

"Okay, if your joke can make me laugh, I'll introduce you to a girlfriend!" The unisex woman sorted out her picture folder and seduced Downton, "It's beautiful, and she's still a female knight!"

"Okay, let's talk about one, ahem. Listen up. Downton cleared his throat, "Once upon a time, there was a king!"

The ladies who coveted Downton also looked listening, and sat down beside him, seeking an opportunity to talk.

The king was apprehensive when he saw that his princesses were unsightly and depressed, and he called in a priest for treatment. But a month later, there was still no improvement. So the king issued a proclamation that whoever could cure the princesses of their ills would be rewarded with the title of earl of real power, and an old priest came, stimulated by the great reward. ”

"Tell me about it!"

A bold lady sat down beside Downton and reached out to push him. Look**.

Half a month later, the king inspected the harem and found that the princesses looked charming, and they were all mouth-watering, and they couldn't help but be overjoyed. The old priest was rewarded, but when I passed by the gate of the harem, I saw men lying on the ground, all with yellow muscles and skinny faces, and the guards were carrying them on the cart and pulling them away!"

The surroundings fell silent, out of step with the warm atmosphere on the stage, but no one cared, and even the bartender stopped what he was doing and pricked up his ears attentively.

"The king was furious, and asked how there were men here?" The old priest said with the same expression on his face, saying that these were not men, but the dregs of medicine left over from the princesses' medicine!"

After Downton finished speaking, he glanced at the unisex woman.

It was probably the first time that the people of the West had heard this kind of joke, so they hadn't understood it yet, and they all looked at each other with unknown eyes, but after ten seconds, the noblewomen laughed and leaned forward and backwards.

"Have you all your talent points been pointed to the poisonous tongue? I can't even understand this? I also leave some for my IQ!"

Downton replied, looking at the constipation-like face of the neutral woman, and only felt extremely happy.

"What the hell does that mean?"

A woman asked, a noble lady explained, and after the audience was stunned for a moment, she burst into earth-shattering laughter, and the women who can play here are not all ladies, so they don't care about these meat ~ jokes.

"It's pretty good, it's just too sexy~ love. ”

The unisex woman chuckled and made a note, "Anything else?"

"It's gone!"

Seeing those ladies gathering to take advantage of the excitement, Downton quickly got up and prepared to go to the toilet to take shelter.

"You have to pay attention to your image, you are a paladin, if these words get out, you will inevitably be locked up!" reminded Homer.

"How do you get the word out? Which paladin have you ever seen coming to a nightclub?"

Downton would only fight back when he was depressed by what the neutral woman said, otherwise he would never have told such a joke.

"There's nothing wrong with being careful!"

Listening to Homer's nagging, Downton released the water, and as soon as he went out, he was blocked by a woman.

"Little brother, do you want to relax, don't want money!" The woman with heavy makeup hugged Downton's arm and deliberately squeezed him with her chest, "Go inside?"

"Huh?"

Downton was stunned for a moment, then looked around.

"Haven't you tried it, let's go, go inside, it'll be exciting when someone comes!"

The girl dragged Downton into the bathroom.

"Sorry, no!" Downton broke away from the girl's hand and quickly fled, "Are the women of the royal city so unrestrained?"

After a fight, Downton was not in the mood to wait until twelve o'clock to see the clothes dance~ Dressed dance, ready to check out and leave, but when he returned to the bar, he saw a neutral woman arguing with a few men.

"Do you want to see her being beaten with a blue nose and swollen face?"

Downton pondered, and took out his wallet. (To be continued......)