Seeing that Shang Ruochun's expression was not good, I hurriedly interrupted: "Just now Aunt Xichun said that she saw a big beehive on the tree, and she was most afraid of wasps, so she asked me to go up and poke it down, but I went up to check but didn't see it, I thought it was my aunt who looked away." ”

Xichun looked dazed: "When will I ......?"

I interjected loudly: "I think it's on another tree nearby, I should be mistaken, and I'll definitely poke a hive the size of a millstone to relieve my aunt's anger." ”

When Xichun heard that there was a big beehive to satisfy his hunger, he immediately cheered: "Good nephew, you can talk and count." ”

Shang Ruochun glanced at the two of us a few times, and ordered: "You two are not allowed to mess around, go back and rest quickly, I will go to the forest to inspect it, you don't walk around." ”

waited until Shang Ruochun walked away, I shook my bangs and wiped the cold sweat violently, and secretly shouted in my heart that it was dangerous, but fortunately I reversed: "Eh, it hurts, it hurts, it !!!hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

When I was complacent, there was a sharp pain in my ears, but it was Xichun who tiptoed and pulled my ear, and when he saw that I was in pain, Xichun said proudly: "Little nephew, you just went to the tree, did you see anything that shouldn't be seen?"

Seeing that the dirty trip was exposed, I had to make amends again and again: "My aunt is merciful, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just curious to take a look." ”

Xichun gritted his teeth and asked, "It's a pleasure to see?"

I hurriedly defended: "I'm just curious about you not taking a bath, what's not happy, if you let go, my ears will fall off." ”

Xichun shook his wrist and threw me aside, and I squatted up and covered my ears and rubbed it violently.

Xichun crossed his waist and reprimanded: "Do you dare in the future!"

I replied angrily: "No more!"

Actually, it's really nothing to look at, a little kid, that is, a white spot, like a popsicle.

Following Xichun to the camping place by the stream, I couldn't help but ask, "Little aunt, you said that you don't take a bath all year round, isn't it uncomfortable to rely on this shaking body?"

Xichun is a character who forgets after a while, as if nothing happened just now, and replied cheerfully: "What are you doing in the bath? ”

"That's not the case. I said, "Let me tell you this, sister, do you think your clothes are beautiful?"

Xichun's face turned red, he stretched out his arms and turned around, shook his skirt like a lily in full bloom, and asked instead of answering: "Little nephew, do you look at beauty or not?"

"Beautiful, quite beautiful. I was sincerely admired, and then asked, "Then may I ask my aunt, what is the use of your beautiful clothes?"

Xichun thought for a moment and replied, "It's used to cover up your shame." ”

I said, "Yes, you have true qi to protect your body and you are not afraid of cold and hot weather, but I don't understand, you can cover your shame by sewing a few rags and hanging them on your body, why do you have to wear this beautiful dress?"

Xichun thought about it for a long time this time, and he didn't have much confidence in answering: "The dress is also a decoration, I am in a good mood when I dress up beautifully, and outsiders will praise me, so I am in a better mood......"

I applauded and said, "What my aunt said is extremely true, that's why you and Master and her old man wear this beautiful dress, and they also wear hair ornaments and earrings, in order to seek psychological satisfaction.

Xichun raised his hand and fiddled with the head of the ball, blinking at me with big eyes, looking unintelligible, I further explained: "Senior Aunt, you said that we cultivators don't need to eat and drink, but you rejoice because you eat honey, which means that your material and spiritual needs have been satisfied. ”

Taking food as an analogy, Xichun immediately looked suddenly enlightened, and I hurriedly pointed to the stream in front of me while the iron was hot and said: "In the same way, although true qi can cleanse the body, it does not have the feeling of moisturizing the skin of this stream, and there is no fun to play with fish and shrimp. ”

Xichun was greatly moved by what I said, and looked eager to try, and this result was exactly what I foresaw. Back then, I subverted the existence of a pyramid scheme gang, and I persuaded the leader of the pyramid scheme to change careers to become ducks. I don't need to praise it, what can I do to save the world?

I led Xichun to the stream, Xichun blushed and took off his shoes and socks, like jade carved toes lightly tapped the stream, the stream was cold and excited Xichun trembled slightly, Xichun said to me: "Little nephew of Naochun, this is close to Xianxia Town, I am afraid that there will be people coming and going, you go to the distance for me to control the wind, if there is movement, I will remind you, remember?"

I said yes again and again, and looked around, and saw that there was a towering tree in the upper reaches of the creek, so I pointed it out, "My aunt goes a little further upstream, where the stream is more rapid and more hidden." ”

Xichun tiptoed a little to my head: "Good nephew, my aunt didn't hurt you in vain." ”

Well, why don't you mention that you pinched me, this time I have a chance to turn the book.

Xichun shouted back to me, I made a big circle from a distance to the towering tree, lifted the true qi a few times and climbed to the top of the tree, the top of the tree is still very spacious, the field of vision is wider than imagined, it is really a good place.

I picked up the branches at the top of the tree and looked for it along the stream, and sure enough, I could see Xichun clearly, but I was disappointed at a glance, I thought it would be a scene of a girl bathing, but Xichun just took off her shoes and socks and sat by the stream to play with her feet, occasionally rolled up her sleeves and disturbed the fish, and it seemed that she was very happy, and it seemed that there would be no other action for a while. I was about to leave the tree, but when I turned around, I saw a pool of water hidden in a dense bush on the other side of the stream, which I would never have noticed if I had not been at the top of the tree.

I vaguely saw that there seemed to be someone in the pool, curiosity in the eyes of the real luck, the vision suddenly cleared several times, and then look at the real person naked bathing in it, the pool water is shallow, only under the buttocks, revealing the white lotus-like delicate back looming under the hair, my nosebleed almost did not spurt out, the person bathing is actually a young woman.

The woman was sometimes dripping with water, sometimes light and long hair, every move was graceful, I was completely obsessed, obsessed, and saw the woman's body low, the whole person dived into the water, and then stood up, threw the soaked hair aside, I subconsciously followed a flick of the bangs, that posture is really beautiful. The woman slowly combed her hair with her head sideways, her eyebrows were lowered and she could vaguely identify that she was a beautiful person, I squinted to see, only to feel that the more I looked, the more beautiful I looked, the more I looked at it, the more I looked at it, the more familiar I looked.

"My mother......" A cold sweat dripped from my bangs, and my heart was beating more intensely than just now, the woman in the pool was none other than my master, Shang Ruochun.

When I was hesitating whether to look on my stomach or standing, Shang Ruochun shook her hair, and the whole person turned around, after all, she was a person with a peerless education, and when she saw me on the top of the tree, she was stunned at a glance, and I was shocked by the girl's fragrant carcass and forgot to hide, and we just stared at each other with big eyes.

I don't know how long it took, Shang Ruochun slowly woke up and hid in the water, I quickly turned my head to look at the side and wiped my nosebleed, and made a plan in my heart, thinking about how to justify, after a while, I hesitated to squint, but saw that Shang Ruochun didn't know how to change into a gold wrapped armor, the armor shone with a vast golden brilliance, the dragon pattern on it was twisted and gorgeous, and he was still holding a white long sword in his hand, the light of the long sword body was as dazzling as the sunlight focused, and a large area of black ash was coiled throughout the body, which was the sword of gathering the sun in the formation arranged by the two daughters that day。 Shang Ruochun, who seemed to have changed a person, sat on the back of a golden-eyed red-crowned crane, raised his sword and pointed at me from afar, and the crane screamed and shot at me like long-winged lightning.

It seems that I don't have to worry about justification, let's think about this little life.