Chapter 64 Work
"Oh my God~ Is there such a big resentment?Won't I give you a bath?...How cool is it....not going to work?" These young people don't know if they have been resentful at work for too long or what, and the act of leaving Xiaokai completely made them explode.
Half an hour later, Li Xiaokai leaned against the wall and looked at the crowd behind him, and took out a loudspeaker from behind: "Hey! Haven't you eaten?
The running crowd panted and whewed "Huh~Ha~Huh~ I feel like I'm insulted!"
"Ha~ha~~ You don't have to feel it, he's insulting you!"
"Are you stupid! He's insulting us! Hurry up and catch up!"
Since then, another chase has begun~ Seeing that the crowd behind him was less than 100 meters away, he turned around and jogged from Xiaokai, and the horn in his hand continued to provoke them, "You guys are not physically strong!
Sniff ~ It's so fragrant ~ Turn around and run into the store, grill five sausages! Pay and leave!
"It's so fragrant~~ Do you want to eat it!" This provocation from Xiaokai completely angered them, and they wanted to hit them until they returned home, what kind of work, no longer do it!
"Oh my mother, run!" In a small street, the cardboard boxes here are pushed like a mountain, so Xiao Kai jumped in and picked up the cardboard box to cover himself.
At this point, there were only a few more than fifty people left, "Where did the bastard guy go?"
Ten minutes later, the small street returned to calm, and bang~~ away from Xiao Kai kicked the box in front of him. "Hahahaha, a bunch of idiots! and want to find me!!"
He threw the horn aside and walked out with a swagger.
At this time, a sick boy on the top of the building saw all this in his eyes, and there was a trace of envy in his eyes.
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The wine is in hand, the wine and food are ready, and Xiao Kai walked leisurely to the dock, "Boss~ Take two cups!"
Suck~ The boss took a puff of cigarette and spit it out, "I heard that you went out to do something again today? The whole street is chasing you~" In this city, the boss is a jack of all trades, and the boss knows everything about what happens there.
"Hahahaha~~ Look at them living like a dead man, I'm here to add some more fun to him!!"
The boss took two cups and put them on the table, "You guy, look at the one who made them complain." It's your turn to go to work tomorrow, come over early and hand over the shift~"
"Ha~ I know, I know~~" On the surface, he is very obedient, and he is thinking about whether he wants to fix them here tomorrow ~ hey hey ~ It's exciting to think about it!!
In the middle of the night~ a dark shadow came to the beach, carrying a lot of things in his hands, and the public flushing place was noisy for a while.
An hour later, the figure looked at his masterpiece and nodded involuntarily, it was perfect and impeccable~~
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In the morning, put on cool sunglasses, put on a beachwear, and wear a big telescope around your neck. Carrying a bunch of items to the beach, today is the first time to experience work with Xiaokai.
"Yo~ Xiao Kai came so early today, it's not time yet, let's rest for a while!"
Smack~ put the things on the table, took out a bottle of water from the freezer and drank it, and watched a group of people on the beach catching the sea.
Time passed, the sun rose and the intense heat shone on the earth, the crowd on the shore grew, the children chased after the seashore, the adults watched over the children, and some young men and women released the hormones of love.
"Boss, I'm off to work!" walked towards the beach with his stuff.
"Brother, are you here to take over?" The beach lifeguard came down from the platform and took off his life jacket to Lixiao, "There are a lot of people today, you look at it more, there is a walkie-talkie on it to call for something, by the way, I'll come over to change shifts in the afternoon."
"Uh-huh~ Got it, you go get busy. "Leave Xiao Kai and wave his hand.
On the lookout, Xiao Kai held a telescope to observe every move on the sea, and did he look back at the public flushing place. "There are so few people~~"
Huhu~~ Xiao Kai picked up the whistle and blew it, jumped off the lookout and rushed to the beach, a Monza jumped into the sea, and quickly approached them faster than ordinary people's swimming speed.
Wow~~ Three people appeared on the sea, whoop~~ Li Xiaokai swam to the beach with the two children, one big and one young. Wow ~ Wow ~ The sea water hit Xiao Kai's legs, and the two children were caught in his hands.
Bang~ Throw the child on the beach, "You two little guys, go to the sea without life jackets!, what about your parents?" The older child pointed to the side, only to see the parents of the two children piling up sand~~
Sha ~ Sha ~ ~ Xiao Kai walked next to their parents and kicked the accumulated sand away, "Buy life jackets for your children!" After speaking, they turned around and walked to the lookout, the parents really responded to that sentence, parents are true love, and children are accidents.
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Xiao Kai stayed on the lookout platform boredly, and casually saw someone in the public flushing area, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and took out a remote control from the bag.
At the public flushing place, two men were rinsing their hair, and suddenly the water stopped, and the man slapped the faucet, "Eh~~ out of water?" Zi~~ The water jet sprayed out again, and Zi~ stopped again.
Xiao Kai held the telescope and laughed while watching~~ The remote control on his finger kept switching and pressing, "Hahahaha, I'll give you another good thing~" The finger pointed to the No. 5 button, and a large amount of shampoo sprayed out of a small thin tube on the man's head~
At the flushing place, the man roared, ", what's going on, this broken water pipe!!"
The man next to him was unclear, "What's wrong? What's going on?"
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"Ah~~ I'm going crazy! Bastard, this broken pipe!!" The two men shook the foam off their heads. Washed it five times!
In the public flushing place, I saw two men chasing the water source, a total of five faucets, and there was no water wherever the two of them went~ Lixiaokai put away the remote control "Hahahaha, don't play"
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In the afternoon, in addition to picking up the whistle and blowing to warn the tourists, there are tourists who are rinsing the tricks, if the shampoo is not finished, and Xiao Kai still wants to continue playing, this group of people is too collapsed~~
"Hey~ brother, I'm here to take over, you go back and rest!" shouted the lifeguard on duty.
Jumped off the lookout with his things, "Okay, I'll leave it to you, I'll go back" and walked in the direction of the boss's store.
Picked up a bottle of cold beer from the freezer, "Whew~burp~~Comfortable!" walked to the container and picked up food, "I said boss, can't you buy some other goods? I'm always tired of eating these things~~" Tear off a bag of chicken feet and nibble on it.
The boss said disdainfully, "It's good to let you eat it, and pick and choose" After speaking, he picked up a small bag of peanuts and threw it to Lixiaokai, "Did you do the thing that washed there?"
Li Xiaokai suddenly pretended to be stupid: "What flushing? What are you talking about, why don't I know?"