"Shame, take a renege!"

A moment later, a young lady confessed to the young man next to him, got up and walked towards the side door, and a young lady also left from another side door with a red face, obviously because she had drunk too much.

"Good chance!"

Xiao Lang's eyes suddenly lit up, he lowered his head and arched his hands left and right, and when he confessed, he was about to pretend to be relieved and take the opportunity to slip away.

Everyone didn't care, and continued to talk loudly, and the reverse cang nodded lightly at Xiao Lang. Yun Zishan also saw it, but turned his head and pretended not to see it, people have three urgencies, this is normal.

"Lang Gongzi, are you going to slip away?"

As soon as Xiao Lang turned around and was about to smear oil on the soles of his feet, a cold voice sounded, directly overpowering the whispers of discussion around him. Suddenly, all eyes were attracted, and Yun Zishan looked towards Xiao Lang in astonishment.

Xiao Lang's body shook, and his face showed a look of crying and laughing. The voice was that of Dongfang Hongdou, and his purpose was clearly seen through in his words. With a wry smile, his face immediately became a puzzled expression, and he turned his head and said in surprise: "Why did Miss Hongdou say that?

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lang immediately knew that he had said the wrong thing, and shhhh Aren't these two words clearly stimulating Dongfang red beans?

Sure enough, Dongfang Hongdou's face soared with murderous aura, and his body was surrounded by mysterious energy, and he was about to turn his face.

"Haha, don't worry, I will never run, I will be back soon!"

Xiao Lang hurriedly smiled, his smile was flattering, and there was pleading in his eyes, and after he finished speaking, he immediately turned around and was about to slip away.

Everyone felt that something was wrong between the two, but they didn't say anything, the doubts in Yun Zishan's eyes became even stronger, Xiao Lang seemed to have offended Dongfang Hongdou?

Dongfang Hongdou stomped his feet and stood up, and when he saw that Xiao Lang was about to run, he shouted: "Xiao Lang! You dare to run? I will raise my sword tomorrow and kill your Xiao family!"

Xiao Lang's footsteps immediately stopped, Dongfang Hongdou, a crazy girl, would definitely say that she would do it. When the time comes, there will be a big disturbance in the Xiao family, and my aunt will not be able to pick his skin? He pursed his lips, and could only walk back with a wry smile, and said with a sad face: "My eldest lady, what are you going to do?

Yun Zishan saw that the scene was about to reach a stalemate, and hurriedly said: "Hongdou, what's wrong? Xiao Lang bullied you? Say it, I'll help you decide!"

"It's okay, it's okay! ”

Xiao Lang was startled, if Dongfang Hongdou was a fool, he would say it casually... Even if he only said a few words, he was wise and wise, and his reputation would be ruined tonight, so he hurriedly answered, and said to Dongfang Hongdou with a smile: "Miss Hongdou, count me wrong, I will make amends to you, how about punishing yourself with three cups?"

After speaking, Xiao Lang drank three cups in a row with great pride, faster than the speed of the reverse cang, and drank a large cup, and only after drinking it did he secretly aim at the Dongfang Red Bean, and found that her face was slightly better, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Dongfang Hongdou glared at Xiao Lang angrily, and said angrily: "You want to punish yourself for three cups and want to take care of this? Hmph, it's not that simple! Today, if you don't want Miss Ben to be satisfied, don't want to slip away, do you dare to sneak away?"

Xiao Lang's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have conditions to talk about?

As long as you don't make trouble, it's easy to say anything, after all, how can you say that you have seen other people's white butts. patted his chest at the moment, and said arrogantly: "As long as Miss Hongdou can dissipate her anger, it is easy to say any conditions, if you want me to dance hula, I will admit it!"

"Poof..."

Countless young ladies laughed, this hula dance was danced by monkeys, Xiao Lang, a top famous son, actually said that he wanted to dance hula in public? At that moment, countless young ladies coaxed and asked Dongfang Hongdou to ask Xiao Lang to dance the hula.

Yun Zishan smiled faintly, of course... If you can see Xiao Lang twisting his ass like a clown in public, today's poetry banquet will be even more fun.

"Insult Sven, insult Sven!"

Countless talented people and talented women kept shaking their heads, very dissatisfied with Xiao Lang's vulgarity, today's such an elegant banquet, this famous son is full of foul language, if it were ordinary people, they would have taught a lesson a long time ago.

Cha Mu looked at the two of them with great curiosity, Xiao Lang tamed Dongfang Red Beans like a kitten in the field hunting competition, what did he do to be sorry for her?

Dongfang Hongdou's pretty face turned red, she was going crazy tonight, and after listening to the tide pavilion leaving, it was like looking for a place to kill herself. Later, I thought about it, I couldn't be cheap Xiao Lang, so I ran out of anger and found that Xiao Lang wanted to slip away, so of course I didn't do it.

At this moment, Xiao Lang is so troubled, the mood is a little better, but it is a little difficult to ride a tiger, although it is very fun to dance the hula, but how can it be so cheap Xiao Lang?

It's just that Miss Childe kept coaxing, Dongfang Hongdou had no choice but to delay the time first, and said casually: "You think simply, it's not uncommon for a monkey to dance Miss Dance." If... If you compose three poems, and everybody applauds, I'll let you go!"

Dongfang Hongdou didn't think of how to rectify and retaliate against Xiao Lang for a while, so he could only delay it first, and then think about it in the long run. She has only one thought in her heart, she can't let Xiao Langbai see it, she can't make him feel better...

And yet—

Xiao Lang suddenly burst out laughing, with a look of ecstasy on his face, and said extremely boldly: "Although I haven't learned poetry, since Miss Hongdou has made a request, I will show my hand at will." In this way, Miss Red Bean, I have composed five poems, and everyone must be satisfied, how about this matter be revealed today? If everyone is not satisfied with one poem, I will stab myself, five poems and five stabs, just hope that Miss Red Bean can dissipate her anger!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar!

Let's not talk about whether Xiao Lang, a grassroots young master who grew up in the mountains and was in the company of mysterious beasts, can write poems? Let's just say that he is not interesting to himself, and everyone must be satisfied with five poems, which has already shocked everyone.

There are so many people in the audience, and there is no shortage of real talents, but they can applaud just a few limericks.

In the end, Xiao Lang actually wanted to harm himself, and Wu Shou was not satisfied, so he stabbed himself five times? Is this person crazy, or is he crazy and ignorant, treating all the talents in the audience as nothing?

"Okay, Lang Shao is mighty!"

"Lang Shao, please compose a poem, we will wait and see!"

"Prodigal pride!"

Countless people immediately coaxed, Zuo Ming and the others wished that Xiao Lang would lose face and lose face, Xiao Mad had read Xiao Lang's information, and he knew very well what environment he had lived in since he was a child. Chamu kept looking at Xiao Lang worriedly, and he didn't know which tendon Xiao Lang was wrong...

Yun Zishan's eyes became brighter, Xiao Lang was ashamed to compose poetry?

How much fun it has to be...

Many young ladies are also full of excitement, they can see such a lively scene today, and today's poetry banquet is not in vain. Many talented people scoffed, waiting to see Xiao Lang's jokes.

Dongfang Hongdou was even more difficult to ride the tiger, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! Listen, I want to see what kind of talent you prodigal boy has!"

"It's done!"

Xiao Lang was secretly happy that a matter that he didn't know how to deal with at all was solved so easily. After today, even if Dongfang Hongdou is looking for trouble for himself, at least he won't make a big fuss, right?