Listening to Lei Gong's nagging is the most useless brain, he himself has a mouthful of Northeast ballast, but he always likes to play with the set of literary crepe, which feels more awkward than speaking with a Shanxi accent and English. In addition, after drinking a little wine and chewing his waist in his mouth, simple things can make him talk complicated, and complex things simply don't want to understand.

I was half listening and half guessing at the time, and then I studied with Ji Xiaoman and Zhao Chun for a long time, and finally reluctantly sorted out what happened in the heavenly court into a popular version.

What the hell is going on?

At the beginning, the immortals in the heavenly court were all good people and good people. Later, Tiandao may have felt that the style of these great and good people was too old-fashioned, and began to promote some cultivators who had the cultivation of the exercises.

However, the Heavenly Dao ignores the fundamental qualities that an immortal should have. These cultivators are already accustomed to a life of whining and chirping, and once they become immortals, they are even less sneering, they are yelling at the common people every day, and they really treat everything as a dog.

If this continues, the Jade Emperor is not happy, so he said that you don't have a few handfuls, why don't you put on armor for me to be a saint warrior, don't harm the reputation of Heavenly Court.

Brother Xiuzhen didn't do anything when he heard it: That's not good, we were all legends before we ascended, and we are usually used to it, we want sovereignty and status and continue to be capricious.

The Jade Emperor said I'm CNM! Give me some face, don't you? Look at Lao Tzu who has cut off your career, and the Xianxia Ascension Line will be mentioned to me!

What did Heavenly Dao say? You are targeting me, then don't do it, you Jade Emperor, change people!

Brother Xiuzhen is happy, look at it, the Heavenly Dao is now on our side, maybe the Heavenly Dao deity is still our senior, then let's make it bigger!

Seize power by force!

The gods said no!

The cultivator said that if you dare not to give it, you will be washed!

The fairy struggled a few times and found that he couldn't beat it, so he could only go to his distant cousin's house to hide.

Later, Brother Xiuzhen came to the door a few times, but the feng shui of the underworld is different from that of Heavenly Court, and Brother Xiuzhen couldn't even open the door at all, so he scolded outside the door and then put down the cruel words: There is a kind of don't go, I'll call someone to go!

The immortals panicked, blind, we have to go through several lifetimes to turn a fairy, and people send down a set of advanced exercises in their dreams, and the entire Xianxia world can be moved up in a few years.

Don't wait, let's figure it out and see if there's any movement on their side first!

At a glance, the immortals breathed a sigh of relief first and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but the movements of Brother Xiuzhen were not discovered, and the Xianxia world was about to be destroyed.

A few stunned green immortals said that it was great, this can be regarded as going to the roots, and it is good that they are all dead.

As a result, they were beaten and farted! The meaning of our existence is to protect the heavens and the earth, how can we watch them destroy, and the most important thing is ......

As soon as the Xianxia world is destroyed, if there is no one, they will all die?

If people die, won't they all go to the underworld?

What will be the scene when the cultivators of the Xianxia world go to the underworld at once?

Are we being caught between the inside and the outside?

This is decisively the curve offensive tactics of Brother Xiuzhen!

What's the matter, the immortals have no idea, and at this time, Tiandao came forward.

What's that~ Before, Poor Dao didn't expect that the little cubs of Xiuzhen were holding back so much bad water, but I am iron-toothed and copper-toothed, Ji Xiaolan is still a little majestic, and I can't slap myself in the face.

So the little cubs of Xiuzhen still have to clean up by yourself, poor Dao will give you some spiritual support, there is an official savior here, take it.

The gods and goddesses are in the spirit, and I am the master of the Heavenly Dao, what is this savior? Can you call a Red Army to help us regain power?

Heaven is happy, what is the beauty of you, this is a mortal quota. And there are some restrictions that I forgot to mention, so you can take this book and write it down:

Those who go down to earth must be mortals, the rules I set before can't be messed up, the gods are all stunned, not happy to wander around!

I don't want to talk to outsiders about this bit of forced things at home, they find out that we can't take care of it, but we have to have a face, don't say it and make people laugh!

Although the little cubs of Xiuzhen are also covered by me, I am to nurture you in this matter, but it is inconvenient for me to express my position now, so let's wait for you to make some achievements.

The immortals are so happy, I am the master of the Heavenly Dao, and we are relieved to have your attitude. Jade Emperor, who should we send to be the savior? This is a difficult position, and it has to be a genius who is as good as jade, heroic, intelligent, and scheming!

The Jade Emperor chirps, and only Naochun meets these requirements in the world.

Syllable!

Luo Fatzi knocked out a crisp sound and concluded: "So our great sect leader Naochun shouldered the heavy trust of the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, and came as the official savior, and began to understand the important task of saving the people and resolving the crisis of the heavenly court!"

"Good !!!"

I spit out the chicken bones in my mouth and applauded loudly, and Ji Xiaoman, who was with me, and Zhao Chun, symbolically echoed twice.

Seeing that I applauded, Luo Fatzi touched the sweat on his forehead and said: "Master, this prequel of the fat man is completely in accordance with your requirements, focusing on the style of the joke, without the slightest flamboyance and exaggeration, but if you don't enjoy listening to it, I have prepared a magic version." ”

I asked Luo Fatzi to sit down: "Rest, I'm not looking for fun, my true identity is now only known to the three of you, but maybe it will be announced one day." I asked you to prepare this so that everyone can understand it when the time comes, so don't make it mysterious and mysterious, or focus on realism. ”

Luo Fatzi lowered his head and said yes, I pondered for a moment and added: "The part that implies that I am outstanding in the back can be dealt with a little more, and add a few more words~"

Ji Xiaoman was a little unhappy, and said coquettishly: "My brother, I am greedy for treasure again, since I already know about the crisis in the Heavenly Court, why don't you hurry up and solve it, and then waste time like this, what if the cultivator succeeds." ”

I snorted, pinched her face and reprimanded: "Is it long-lasting, and you have educated me, I gave you Manrou's nourishing elixir so that you can raise your voice and fight me?"

Ji Xiaoman begged for mercy, and called Chun to make amends on the side: "Please ask the great god to spare the goddess, don't pinch this white little face~~"

I kicked him: "Lao Tzu educates my sister to use your mouth more clams?!"

I still let go of my hand, and I said to Ji Xiaoman, who was rubbing his face and aggrieved: "This matter is not urgent, and you don't want to think about it, what Heaven can't solve for several years, can I solve it as soon as I put my heart into it." ”

Ji Xiaoman pouted and said, "Brother is much stronger than those pedantic old immortals, otherwise they wouldn't be counting on you." ”

I smiled and said, "It's okay to lick this wave, then I'll give you the truth." To be honest, I'm anxious, but now that information is limited, I can't act blindly. Although on the surface, whether it is the strength behind the scenes or the power of reality, with the support of Heavenly Court, I am a step ahead of the Qi Sect supported by the Cultivation Group. But we didn't realize it later, and I took over after they were all laid out, so I had to keep a low profile. ”

"What does the sect leader mean is that he is afraid that a blind attack will alarm the Qi Sect instead? Our biggest advantage now should be that the enemy is in the dark and we are in the dark, and acting in the dark should be able to avoid many Qi Sect arrangements. ”

Luo Fatzi has seen the world, although he was surprised when he first learned my true identity, but he quickly caught up with the rhythm, and now he is able to think about things from my standpoint.

I nodded and praised: "Fatty, fatty, the reason why I don't avoid you in this matter is that in addition to the factor of Lei Gong, it is also to rely on your ability, I am afraid that you will have to share my worries a lot in the future, of course, my brother will never treat you badly on the day of completion." ”

Luo Fatzi smiled honestly: "I am fortunate to be able to hug the fat man of the sect leader's thigh, and I must shake off the fat and work hard." ”

I nodded and said, "What the fat man said just now is right, although we are passive now, we are in the dark, and although the Qi Sect has already been arranged, it is in the light, as long as we pay attention, we will definitely find out their plan and layout from their actions and find a way to crack it." ”

"We need to be bold and have a plan to link everything that happens in Kyushu into this catastrophe and gather any information that can be gathered. Then we have to analyze and find the point that is hidden enough to destroy the Xianxia world, and once we find that point, we will definitely have a way to break this catastrophe!"

"In the process of searching, we have to be well prepared, and all plans must be carried out as expected. ”

Purple House Distillery Created, Continue!

Mass production of scattered immortals plan, continue!

Crowdfunding for the third phase of repair, continue!

Operation Airbender Decapitation, continue!

I can't let anyone grasp my thoughts, I can't let anyone guess what I want, my opponent has exceeded the limit of understanding, and I have to deal with it with extreme calculations!

After all, the world can only count on me, and although I don't want to bear it, I have to bear it.

Official savior, there is still a long way to go!

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Thank you for the strong support of my brother who licked the pillars, thank you for the circle of strings, the TR of the curtain, the 999 that sells melon seeds, and the strong support of the main dragon set Lalala~~ Liu Lao's six major stages, rising ~~~